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~vicky~:
.smh

vicky, my fellow sister, even youuuuuuuuuu?

lalaosky: what?...jackpot so you've been smoking that weed gain huh?

shattap jor, you failed toaster!

you don't even know how to kiss. Kept on biting my nose!

bright007: ..mehn see this baby jeep....ehnnn Jackpot...How much is the original of this model?Âm asking this in a good way?

lalaosky: buwahahahahaha..am dead serious....and you even rubbed his face gently?...EWO!!!...*dies*

larride: Bartender, wetin dey this bar tonight? hungry dey wire me no be small

lalaosky: buwahahahahaha..am dead serious....and you even rubbed his face gently?...EWO!!!...*dies*

ikekings: You slapped a lady. Not fair at all. Smh.

Ikechukwu dear, cam you imagine? He slapped my soft pretty face with his wretched rough fingers

*starts sobbing*

OAM4J: No, they are saying so many females get bleep on Val's day, which increases the chances of pregnancy that month.

bin gbagbo: GAY !!


Abeg give me a bottle of chilled breastmilk , bread and suya

lalaosky: who be this bush pig huh?...*gives him a resounding dirty slap*..ITOWAII...oya laff now...*angry*

**hot temper building up in me**

**goes to hold him by his prick but founds nothing there**

larride: ^^^^^^^ Me sef wan watch adult film

aproko

bright007: Oya all the small children in this bar close ya eyes....oya barman put porrn mojo...I wan watch adult film..

larride: Barman, give me 3 plates of eba and egusi with no meat

3 plates?

*serves his orders*

Abeg, turn on the radio, i wan listen to Sports Radio

bro, ask Ajibel to borrow you an earpiece!

Ajibel:
i'd need cold salad for d evening and some chilled drinks preferably water

am a broke niqqa,

weirdo

cant afford yur expensive drinks
but i dnt need tooth pick
and pls tune in to ABS, i want to watch WRESTLING

*serves his orders, tunes the radio and notices every station is off-air, except BBC Arabic version*

*looks for an earphone. . .finds one. . .connects it to the radio and. . .plugs it into Ajibel's ears*

~vicky~:
jackpot Mr Bar joint how body

Asaba man: who opened cage 6 for this ediot.

MOGUL.O:
Am here Angel...

*bows and walks round the stage wit 2 finger up in the air *

booqee: bin gbagbo, you are a sterile man!
ur insults are getting too expensive!

bin gbagbo: NEWBIE ANNBABYHOT ENDORSES PROFESSOR BG AS THE FINEST IN THE JOKES SECTION. . .


My Top 20 Jokers On Nairaland. by AnnbabyHot(f): 8:30am

BINGBAGBO1: 9. dani1luv...........He appears and disappears again

8.Larride............. He is trying

7.jojo armani..........He is good too

6.Sutoboy .............Likes his post

5.jackpot............. Another funny guy

4.booqee............ The best lady ( The she critizises dry joke makes me laugh)

3.Mogul.o ............ His Posts are very funny

2. bunmioguns........He Is the second best


[s]1.Bin gba gbo.........He is the best joker[/s]



Above is the correct arrangement...... Goodluck pals

lalaosky: uju, ike tamperd with my joke...ask seun...my joke was actually fun but he had to edit it to make it look stale

@Larride, ask ikekings for my original joke..this aint my joke

PretiEbony: lol... He'z a confused human being

larride: Please, i need an advice..


someone stole my new bajaj tricycle at Jackpot Bar...

you stole your keke jor. Don't you think I know your latest tactics of duping insurance people

bin gbagbo: KEEP QUIET THERE,YOU GAY!!!

booqee replying bin gbagbo:
sterile man!
ur insults are getting too expensive!

~vicky~:

hi, sweery

Ajibel: I having running stomach. Lady jackport, u dey cook ur food well