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larride: I want four plates of heineken and 10 bottles of pepper soup

*serves him the plates of heineken*

er bros, make i add toothpick join?

booqee: I saw d shi.t u did modifying my post. eediot

Jojo Armani: Hahahahahahahahahahahah BG u will neva stop to make me laugh.

am happy for ur mature man attitude, by sayin am Sorry to her.

lmao

booqee: bin gbagbo, you are a sterile man!
ur insults are getting too expensive!

Laitesmart: Dis kin motor wey u talk sef no dey uk. Not to talk of 9ja. By the way how many steering the car get? For your mind. U don 4get say na bank PHB first dey nurse this kin ambition... Be careful make wetin happen to them no happen to u... Lol

booqee: spam ke?? can u let me know dat post??

boobsqee dear, don't be soooo lazy! Go through your last post before the ban. Kapeesh?

bin gbagbo: what happened in 1964?? mtcheew


my beloved booqee, i am very sorry. . .i still love you

i'm disappointed with you, this boy! She called you sterile and yet you apologised to a skirt? MtcheeeEw!

You're not even a thug!

*kicks him in the groin and walks away*

Asaba man: live wit it dear. any tin from projan is funny. *if its not projan, it can never be like projan*

who are you calling dear and kissing? Abegi, close that ikwikwi mouth jor. You wey no fit perform!

bright007: switch on the GPRS system on my escalade....types in Jackpot's Lounge....and relaxes my back as I let go off d power steering......
...Awakened by the voice-over from d GPRS..."Destination attained"..."Destination attained"... activates full security....and highlights from my escalade...(This bar is no longer safe)..walks majestically into bar...sees efe,larride,neyshed,vicky and others in the general bar....waves them as they all chorused "good evening Sir"....(They all seem happy knowing I will offset their bills)....walks into d VIP section...

Lol!



welcome sah

sutoboy: Am always proud of you!

Soon Tose projan will understand that is not easy to av the First female president in NPJC!!!

Up Npjc

Up Booqee!

We luv ur spirit!

why do you enjoy kissing Ladies arsses? Honestly I feel like calling you a half-man, but I wouldn't

Efemena_xy: ^^

Jackpot na prime suspect

chei. . .see cover-up tactics oo.

As if we no know pesin wey tie head-tie for waist come dey threaten. Hehehe

Efemena_xy: ^^ I thought this was a "decent" joint!

Or is this a brothel, or what??

Efe, ayaf not said anything bad oo

it's still a "decent" joint. Any other thing na film-trick

bright007: ...drives my escalade into bar and parks at V.I.P garage....turns down d blast from my speakers...highlights and walks majestically into bar...
...Signals d waiter for their menu...glances through and ticks (1)3 bottles of subsidy bitters (2)1 plate of cow wings peppersoup...hands it over to him

...whispers into his eustachian tube...err..pls book me down for some multi-coloured yanshes....

Lepa or Orobo

Lightweight or heavyweight

skydeep: she needs a psychotherapy

booqee: >Date of posting this yoke: October 10 (3days ago).
>no of views: 255 views (as at the time of me dropping this post)
>no of comment: 4 comments (as at the time of me dropping dis post)

result of my analysis: For someone who once won best joker, this yoke is absolutely dry and stale! Joke of since three days ago?! And just 4comments?! Oh how i weep for you?!

...how are d mighty fallen!

boobsqee dear, do you prefer it being derailed?

What matters most is that it had plenty of views and only positive comments so far. If it had been 5 views since 3 days, then it would've been bad.

Cheers!

larride: But i already wrote you a cheque now......


Abeg give me hot eba with egusi soup with no meat oo, no money for meat today.

cheques for food? Bro, that's a no no oo

*adjusts my gold Rolex^TM wristwatch*

bro, better pay up tomorrow oh, else the thing go enter due-morrhage.

*serves his orders*

Efemena_xy: Lol! Cat walk ke!

Tell me, what's with the gender change? Or you've been a lady all along, "trapped" in a man's body? Where did you get the operation done? In Brazil??

** moves closer to him sorry her...sorry shim and whisper's into Jackie's ear**

Did they remove that stuff?? (coughs) er.. you know, the thingy down there...Did they take it off during your operation??

** slowly runs her forefinger gently on, caressing his/her it's Jackpot's neck **

You've still got your Adam's apple there oh! Didn't you have enough money to pay them, to complete the job??

Efemena_xy: Lol! Cat walk ke!

Tell me, what's with the gender change? Or you've been a lady all along, "trapped" in a man's body? Where did you get the operation done? In Brazil??

** moves closer to him sorry her...sorry shim and whisper's into Jackie's ear**

Did they remove that stuff?? (coughs) er.. you know, the thingy down there...Did they take it off during your operation??

** slowly runs her forefinger gently on, caressing his/her it's Jackpot's neck **

You've still got your Adam's apple there oh! Didn't you have enough money to pay them, to complete the job??

Adam apple ke? Mine is Eve's apple oo

sexkillz: [color=#000030]There is nothing of that sort in the romance section. As for the other sections, they are where they are supposed to be. . . You may choose not to visit those sections.
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Efemena_xy:

*** hitches up her kakhi shorts, takes off her head tie 'n ties it tightly around her waist, arms akimbo...***

Come, if you touch am eh!! If you just lay 1 finger on that my bah-si-kool eh!!

No. Wine glass.

***pats the extra seat at her table, smiling sweetly at him...***


Now come sit 'n tell aunty Efe how you managed to open up this bar? You get license for this place sef?

*catwalks to where she is and sits beside her*

yes oo. We got C of O. We're licensed, registered and accredited to do business that's why it's stickeyed unlike the last unlicensed one by

booqee: ^^U dey mind them ni.

@op. E ra condomu ke do kisa sinu obo yen!

larride: Who park this old bicycle near my new toyota bajaj tricycle? i dey vex ooo


Bar woman, give me 10 bottles of alomo bitters with chewing stick.

oga sah, you neva pay for yesterday's tea, bread and bacon egg oo

Efemena_xy: ^^ Nah, you've given me the wrong drink. Take this back.

I want a Devil on horseback and a shot of bloody Mary.

And I WANT THAT TABLE BY THE WINDOW!!

And, you need to clear off those agberos too!

*puts on gospel-song and watches as the agberos begin disperse one-by-one*

*ushers her to the table by the window*

**serves her Devil on a horseback and a shot of bloody Mary**

er sis, how market today?

Efemena_xy: Lol! Looks like someone's Christmas came early eh?

Okay, can I have my usual pls? And, I'd like to have that table by the window too. You know, just to make sure no one "tiffs" my bicycle again...

*serves her a bottle of Devil with a Hunch-back and a shot of BloodyMaria*

neyshed: Eehm! Come here ojeree..take dis bottles of limca away and go give me 2bottles of goldspot kiakia..come jackpot shey u dey write ham down?

*curses him inside my mind*

*smiles and swaps the bottles of Limca to Goldspot, places on his table*