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dani1luv: here you go again!!

dey there yey do JJC. If she finally decides to dash me some hot roundzz, i'm not sharing it with you ooo

here we go again.

Heart-Attack Season 3

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Efe, I'll Rather Prefer a Breast Feedin' Mum! [/color]

Lawd Have Mercy!!!

smh at the level of bitching in here. At a time, a gal here was been used to add people here on facebook and wire contacts and photos to sumborri. Had to block her from my friends list when i noticed her real intentions. The gal in question knows herself.


SMH aggressively at the level of fakeness on here...

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]ID

Ve been Takin' A glance at ur madnezs in here and wondering stil if this stil aint same ID that once told me she's in London, called me wit a hidden number while i was stil in Nigeria n feigned an accent which i was sure wasn't of any province in England.
Whereas Vicks {who happened to be ma bestfrnd} had already told me that u're a student of Abia Poly - That was the prime reason Y i wanted us to meet up and eventually get to know eachoda better but here u are claiming that i wanted to chyke u! I Sam of all People Try dating Naughty Idowu <maybe in ma Wet dreamz GURL> Hence i can boast of ma Gf been Berra than u in evry perspective.

Its so sick that u fellas wouldn't live up wit the truth i present, despite it been the right tin to do!
I did Guise to be who i wasn't YEAH! But did i go as far worse wit it? DEFINITELY NO! Al the fun was On Nl and the truth wil stil be on Nl but if u dudes wont take that part in and try to forget the past then u can simply go On Roaring n Sucking up!
No FUSS! (8 [/color]

na wa oooo

@ el

living a fake online life for 2 complete years? . . .and God is watching you all these while

and when i was asking how originally-black-skinned dude fit give birth to caucasoidally yellow kids, yinka was lecturing me on theories of genetics, suppressed genes and Darwin's law of evolution.

Since when i opened the guy's profile pix, that portion of my lappie screen don get black shade and till now, e never brighten sef. . .

i just dey wonder if the man would be cheerful during the intercourse or he would be crying.

Alleged attempt by the Egyptian People’s
Assembly, EPA, to enact a law which will make
it possible for husbands to have sex with their
dead wives for up to six hours after their death
has sparked an uproar in the country with
female activists describing the idea as undermining the status of women. Known as ‘’farewell intercourse law,’’ it would
also lower the minimum age of marriage for
women to 14, and rid women’s rights of
getting education and employment, according
to the local media. The controversial new law is claimed to be part
of a raft of measures being introduced by the
Islamist-dominated parliament. Egypt’s National Council for Women, NCW, is
reportedly campaigning against the changes,
pointing out that ‘’marginalising and
undermining the status of women would
negatively affect the country’s human
development.’’ The Egyptian al-Ahram newspaper quoted the
Head of the NCW, Dr Mervat al-Talawi, as stating
in her letter to the EPA’s Speaker, Dr Saad al-
Katatni, that the proposed new law had
negative ‘’religious interpretations.’’ The subject of a husband having sex with his
dead wife reportedly arose in May 2011, when
a Moroccan cleric, Zamzami Abdul Bari said
marriage remains valid even after death,
adding that women have the right to have sex
with their dead husbands. TV anchor Jaber al-Qarmouty slammed the
notion of letting a husband have sex with his
wife after her death under the so-called
‘Farewell Intercourse’ draft law.

Link
www.vanguardngr.com/2012/04/outrage-as-egypt-plans-farewell-intercourse-law/

If Sekinat Emiola had known that an extra-marital affair she was having with Asimiyu Ayantayo who lives at Oke Aremo Ibadan could lead to her death, she would have exercised some restraint. She left her four children with a message that after she finished her business at Eleyele, she would have a stop-over in the residence of Asimiyu before she came back home. Unknown to her, she was saying the last farewell to her children. She never knew that all the dreams she had at the beginning of the year would crash like a pack of cards. At Eleyele state police headquarters, all her former friends when she was alive could not stand by her. It was not that they hated her but because of the stench that was oozing out of her severed head and two hands. No thanks to her ‘lover’ who thought it was not necessary she lived. All sympathisers who thronged the police headquarters had to cover their nostrils so that they would not inhale the odour that had taken over the entire spacious premises.
A policeman nearly betrayed his emotion when
he saw the gory picture of the severed head of late Sekinat. One of the children of the slain woman, Kausarat Sekinatu who had the guts to see the head of her once-loving mum was stunned with the horror before her. She never imagined that another mortal could display such level of wickedness. Unfortunately, all these could not revive her mother whose remains were packed into a bag. The two suspects including a vulcanizer looked unperturbed. One of them who was said to be the prime suspect, perhaps, underestimated the evil he was alleged to have committed as he was covering his nose and spitting intermittently as a result of the odour. When asked how he committed the heinous act, the suspect confessed that Sekinat was his concubine and that they have been having a love affair for quite some time but he denied killing her. He said, on that fateful day, Sekinat came to visit him at Oke Aremo and they had sexual intercourse. But, after the intercourse, the woman died. I knew that she had been laced with a killer charm popularly called Magun in Yorubaland and that any man who had sex with her would die. I contacted the magun on her during love-making. She wanted to summersault but I prevented her. Then, she started foaming after the act and fell from the chair and died. I then decided to cut off her head and her two hands so that nobody would recognize her. I then sent this man to buy a nylon bag for me so that I could put the body there. “At night, this man, Isiaka Akanbi helped me to put the sack on my head and we went and buried it at the cemetery. But the head and the two hands, I buried at the backyard of my house”. The second suspect, Akanbi said, “He just sent for me and gave me N400 to buy a sack for him. He is a big brother in the neighbourhood. I went and returned with both the sack and N70 balance. I didn’t know what he wanted to do with the sack. The following morning, he asked me to enter into a covenant. I asked him why we needed to go into a covenant and he said he wanted to show me the mystery of the world. I was surprised. He then asked me to drink the concoction he brought and I declined. Then, he asked me to taste it with the tip of my tongue which I did. He asked me to follow him to his house and I did.
After a brief conversation, he asked me to come and see something. When I saw it, I screamed!
Then he said: “You are seeing the mystery of the world. Make sure you tell nobody, otherwise, you will die. I said that police must hear this and he said I would die. Then, he took me to the graveyard, dug a shallow grave and buried the parts. I knew the woman very well. I knew them as lovers.”

How the bubble burst.
Saturday Vanguard gathered that a boy living in the same house with the suspect heard the cry of that woman. In curiosity, he peeped through the keyhole of the door and saw the man using a cutlass to severe the head of the woman. The boy went unnoticed. After, he was discussing with his mates that the suspect was heartless as he saw him cutting the head of the woman. Incidentally, a security man was standing close by and arrested the boy that he should lead him to where he saw the suspect. He was immediately arrested. The daughter of the deceased, Kausara spoke with Saturday Vanguard that she did not know the whereabouts of her mother. But, it was her brother that called her only to discover that their mum had been killed. The brother of the deceased, Mutiu Emiola, a mechanic at Lagos called on the security agents to ensure that the life of the suspect was not spared. He said, “On that day, my sister told one of her children that she was going to the market at Eleyele because she sells ewedu(vegetable) and that on her way she would go to the house of Asimiyu. She did not come back home. And on that Thursday, Asimiyu told one of his children that he wanted to travel to Ijebu but did not disclose what he wanted to do there. We looked for my sister for two days not knowing she had been killed”. The police commissioner in the state, Mr. Tambari Mohammed, insisted that Ayantayo killed the deceased, but the suspect claimed that he beheaded her after she fell down from a chair and died. But, to prove that he was hiding some facts, he gave another reason saying he killed her to save his own life because somebody has to die once magun is at work. Whatever is done to the suspects for the murderous act, the bottom line is that Sekinat is dead and can never come back to life again. What a wicked world!

Link
vanguardngr.com/2012/04/how-adultery-led-woman-to-an-early-grave/

madrid una must score oh. Which kain tension be this??

mkmyers45: muki, where fredoo?

una bet and im carry money run? Lol

dayokanu: That was a terrible penalty decision

wasn't expecting DK to like it anyway!

jackpot(f), GP15 and 2 guest(s)

only 4 viewers yet. Am expecting the viewing centre to be jampacked soon!

HALA MADRID!

By: Chinenyeh Ozor
Nsukka:- An alleged man of God in the University town of Nsukka, Enugu state has reportedly committed suicide by hanging himself using a ceiling fan few weeks after inviting the dreaded Adoro deity in his compound to protect him and his family from enemies. The alleged man of God, who was simply addressed as ThankGod hailed from Mbuke village in Nsukka Local Government Area, was said to be conducting prayers and crusades for different kinds of people seeking divination for different issues of life. Crime Alert gathered that the alleged man of God had tricked his wife away from the family house before he embarked on the suicide mission. Few weeks ago, the said man of God, who was engaged in a land tussle with his relations, invited the dreaded Alor-ano Adoro deity to protect himself and his family. Reports revealed that his relations had consulted the Adoro deity to intervene in tussle for the said piece of land between them and the alleged man of God. Fears that the deity may attack and kill him, the alleged man of God equally invited the same Adoro deity to protect him. An eye witness to the deity rituals, told Crime Alert that on the day of the rituals, a live tortoise dressed with stripes of red cloth was paraded the compound while the chief priest made incantations to crown the rituals, shots of cannon guns were fired into the air to show that Adoro deity has been invited for rotection
from the hands of enemies. On a visit, Crime Alert, to the home of the deceased ‘ man of God’ people stood hands akimbo in front of house the deceased as both his wife and mother were not around when he took his life. As the time of filling this report asked if the police were aware of the incident an anonymous said that it was the duty of the deceased relations to report to the police.

By: Chinenyeh Ozor
Nsukka:- An alleged man of God in the University town of Nsukka, Enugu state has reportedly committed suicide by hanging himself using a ceiling fan few weeks after inviting the dreaded Adoro deity in his compound to protect him and his family from enemies. The alleged man of God, who was simply addressed as ThankGod hailed from Mbuke village in Nsukka Local Government Area, was said to be conducting prayers and crusades for different kinds of people seeking divination for different issues of life. Crime Alert gathered that the alleged man of God had tricked his wife away from the family house before he embarked on the suicide mission. Few weeks ago, the said man of God, who was engaged in a land tussle with his relations, invited the dreaded Alor-ano Adoro deity to protect himself and his family. Reports revealed that his relations had consulted the Adoro deity to intervene in tussle for the said piece of land between them and the alleged man of God. Fears that the deity may attack and kill him, the alleged man of God equally invited the same Adoro deity to protect him. An eye witness to the deity rituals, told Crime Alert that on the day of the rituals, a live tortoise dressed with stripes of red cloth was paraded the compound while the chief priest made incantations to crown the rituals, shots of cannon guns were fired into the air to show that Adoro deity has been invited for rotection
from the hands of enemies. On a visit, Crime Alert, to the home of the deceased ‘ man of God’ people stood hands akimbo in front of house the deceased as both his wife and mother were not around when he took his life. As the time of filling this report asked if the police were aware of the incident an anonymous said that it was the duty of the deceased relations to report to the police.

funny my arse!

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once again, happy birthday to Mr Romance. I have a crush on this guy. Heard he's rich and handsome

Excelboi: who the hell is chimpazie

GSS 101 ---------> F!!!

Happy birthday, Chimezie198

where we gonna pop champs na?