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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Greece (4 - 2) On 22nd June 2012 by jackpot(f): 9:03pm On Jun 22, 2012

klose's foul

Jokes Etc › Re: LAUGH YOUR BOTTOM OFF!! by jackpot(f): 8:38pm On Jun 21, 2012

booqee: For once, u cracked a funny joke. U try.

it's the same obituary thread. Someone edited it and hid the post we advised him. Don't be deceived!

Jokes Etc › Re: If U No Understand Dis Yoke, Then Fufu Dey Ur Brain. >:( by jackpot(f): 2:41pm On Jun 21, 2012

^what's the moral lesson deductable from your story? undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by jackpot(f): 9:49am On Jun 21, 2012

Mynd_44: Is that the best you can do? Please wait until your brain boots completely before commenting

be nice, Mindy. You always sound angry. Are you an alien? huh

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by jackpot(f): 9:26am On Jun 21, 2012

Mynd_44: I though you were supposed to be in a deep cryogenic sleep?

see what you've turned yourself to>>> tongue

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by jackpot(f): 9:14am On Jun 21, 2012

cindyrella: Good question!

sweeery, my offer is still open. Satisfaction is all that matters. No?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by jackpot(f): 9:05am On Jun 21, 2012

doyindav: None taken

mstscheeeeeeeew!

Go find cartoons to watch somewhere. Keep off from adults talks! tongue

loooooooong hisss

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by jackpot(f): 9:05am On Jun 21, 2012

Mynd_44: Wetin dey happen nah una just boring

Be nice Mindy. I know it hurts being a divorcee. Cheers! cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by jackpot(f): 8:49am On Jun 21, 2012

joeydozzy: that's no excuse

jeoydizzy, you're undecided cos the ladies are sharing the hornyy-loots among themselves without giving to the guys?

Don't tell me you're sick and tired of being a guy just to enjoy with us! tongue

Just say the truth. Cheeerss!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by jackpot(f): 8:41am On Jun 21, 2012

cindyrella:

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by jackpot(f): 7:51am On Jun 21, 2012

cindyrella: Dude u are late!
the train has left the station...

sweeery, no need to be rude. We can still nyaash.

Or should I buy you toiletries and give you moiney for manicure first? huh

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by jackpot(f): 7:48am On Jun 21, 2012

Mrs.Chima:
Everywhere I goes....I sees the same hoes...

nice rhymes, dear! cheesy

but you sound so soooooooooooo single wink

*no offensees*

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by jackpot(f): 7:47am On Jun 21, 2012

joeydozzy: are you les....

ain't you see she's da male tonite?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by jackpot(f): 7:21am On Jun 21, 2012

cindyrella: Don't wanna be a lady tonight!

interesticano. . .sweery cindryeela, can we nyaash then?

I sweaaaar I've got skills! wink

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 7:05am On Jun 21, 2012

mcnepow: ^hahahaha
Jackpot, ur head don scata! so u neva stil tire to be woman?

Tire wetin?? huh

I go dey flaunt wetin me Lawd giveth moi
¤flips my hair with an attitude¤

how ur ~~female~~ students dey na??

u eh? Dem dey sha

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 6:58am On Jun 21, 2012

50 days since this thread was opened and only 5 pages??

That means we're going to wait for 50*20(=1000) days before we get to 5*20(=100) pages.

1000days to fill up this thread? That's like 3years!

Lawd Have Mercy!!!

This must be the worstest offtopic ever courtesy of that Romantic Idowuobo sad

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 6:31am On Jun 21, 2012

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Impotent Man Exercising Faith [/color]

am a woman jorh. . . sad

Forum Games › Re: Where Is The Missing Box? # Brain Teaser # by jackpot(op): 2:53pm On Jun 20, 2012

fluid26: Hmmm...it appears difficult and there may well be long and arduous calculations. However, I will make an attempt at a verbal solution.

The change in position of the shapes leads to a change in the value of the sectional area occupied by the shapes.

why?

fluid26: The gap indicates that the total area occupied by the shapes (in the second diagram) is less than that of the first.

you just stated the obvious. Thanks for the attempt anyway.

Question is still open. Attempts so far is not convincing yet.

Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by jackpot(f): 2:47pm On Jun 20, 2012

I have a complaint to complain

my complaint is that. . .Sexkillz I don't trust youuuuuuu. . . sad

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by jackpot(f): 11:03am On Jun 20, 2012

i dey, sugar.

Heard that albino guy is finding your trouble

Jokes Etc › Re: You Must Read Dis! (wetin Concern Dem?) by jackpot(f): 2:56pm On Jun 19, 2012

^**bitch-slaps her on her booobies**

Jokes Etc › Re: You Must Read Dis! (wetin Concern Dem?) by jackpot(f): 5:55am On Jun 19, 2012

^
wetin concern boobqeee with wearing small-sized bra? tongue

Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by jackpot(f): 5:45am On Jun 19, 2012

sexkillz, i'll tell you for real that you act more like a virus. . .

Why hiding most of people's complaints?

Are you insinuating that those hidden complaints are not worth seeing or what?

Romance › Re: Interested In Moderating This Section? by jackpot(f): 11:01pm On Jun 14, 2012

ijebabe: Don't get too cocky now
Although I might give you a treat tonight
Hope you don't mind if ur fair d[i]i[/i]ck turns pink

*does triple sign of the cross* shocked

Romance › Re: Interested In Moderating This Section? by jackpot(f): 8:56pm On Jun 14, 2012

congrats sexkillz

Jokes Etc › Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by jackpot(f): 11:45am On Jun 14, 2012

booqee: @jackpot
ur prayer shall be answered!

boobsqee dear, kiss

yeah, what I stand to gain is greater than what I will loose since you'll be sending me to high heavens with your suckometer. cheesy

We'll pretend it's not a BJ, you know wink

Jokes Etc › Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by jackpot(f): 10:59am On Jun 14, 2012

booqee: Choi! Seriously confused!

Buh wait a minute, is it even possible to suck d poison out, and if possible, dat doesn't mean, he's healed already.

Anyway sha to answer ur qst, i go suck am o, he's my dad, and i can't watch him die na. But dats a really awkward situation oh. Shitz!

how i wish i was yourr papi. I go dey pray for snake bites daily!! tongue

what do you think? grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Its Very Important And Crucial Dat U Open Dis Thread, If U Like Urself! by jackpot(f): 10:50am On Jun 14, 2012

booqee: For me, na bank account sure pass!

boobsqee dear, i give you moiney, we nyaansh. Deal? wink

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