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bunmioguns: Jackpot, stop all dis trash. . .u r more matured than dis, I can see u av been stalking d damsel from one thread to another, cant u comment without making reference to her bady part. . . . .



*i mean dis in a nice way*

otooro: hehehehehe! nonsense boy!
dumb-head!

mikuz: @booqee
i'd rather win your boobi€.
i swear!

me too, I would rather win booqee's booobies so I can set up a milk factory!

Guess what? I'm guaranteed of 10 litres daily from those her 2 cow-like fat chest melons!

Yay!

booqee: errmm..... *clears throat*

booqee dear, I need milk!

booqee: oooh kay.....so because i don release you from dat punishment, na why u still get d gut to talk about my body shey..... It seems dat one wasn't enough.

booqee, women bodies they say, is a wonderland. Yours is more like a football field cos it's hundred yards and I bet a lot of black dudes had sprained their ankles on it~

mu he he he

Bite me, oucchhhhh!

booqee: Hey Donkollione! Dis'll be d third time i'm asking u without u responding! Where d hell have u been all dis while?! I've been so worried bout you! and i've really missed you! :x

And in answer to ur question, Yes, these boiz are actually lining up to get my photograph, mcnepow, mikuz, and bunmioguns especially.....and a lot more others. I dint know been a celeb is dis tasking..... *sighs*

swtchicgurl: i've never read anything more idiotic! mtchew
besides, i can run a milk industry with my endowments!

er, swtchicgurl, you look smartly ugly!

When folks walk past you, do they avoid eye-contact or they just look towards the sky?

Pls clarify! Cheers

swtchicgurl: *vomiting*
wat a thread!

vamoose jor~

This thread is out of bounds for flat-chested dark-skinned girls looking like Mike Tyson on a mini-skirt.

Go borrow nip,ples first before coming back cos you ain't busty

take a look at booqee's. Look at those two conic pawpaw-like melons on her chest. Person fit use am do pillow take rest sef. *licks tongue*

pro01: I've always believed that most Nairalanders are hermaphrodites. . .or at least creatures of uncertain gender. But Missy gets my vote for the job. He has what it takes.

ekt_bear: What on earth does this thread have to do with Igbos?

I swear to God, the way some of you reason brainlessly makes me angry.

booqee: yes i know say my thing tight wella .
At least i still better pass u: If erect, ur kpekus is d size of my little finger! So dani whats even d normal size sef?? Good Lawd!

Idowuogbo: Son miiii

U don greet mumsie dis morin? Baby mi, dat guy will need to go on google to learn how to kiss d day he finally has the courage to say "Nne let me b ur Nkem".

U no i fit lie,I swearigawd he never press yansh for hin life.

dani1luv: booqee, why this thangs dey pain u nah?