₦airaland Forum

Keneking: Must you work in a bank? Drivers now earn close to N50k. I mean cant you think of any option, rather than just wearing suit and rope and waiting for customers to drop 100N appreciation or 50N for helping them fill teller. Still working in a bank during this cashlite session? Na waoh! Fast food business is there, Metro Taxi is there, Strip clubs are there, C++ programming is there etc; this is the future of the economy of Nigeria.

You just sit there and wait for b0000bs that will winck at you or an elderly man that will use high falutin language to (dis)engage you at the banking hall. Even the politicians dont need any marketer to come to the hotel to open current, dom or saving account. You are there sweating counting those dirty notes that beggars especially those with leprosy in north (i no mean stereotype) or imbeciles don take settle some unseen gods.You are there, your BM dey chop, dey fat for back! 60kN what can you buy, second class upper and pass jobs, think a way out. You can't work in the Western Money department, where $,pounds or Euros dey xchange hand, try to steal ten naira or make your account no balance (+/-) and you dey sweat like Xmas chicken.

Lately, some banks no even mind, whether na Yoruba or Hausa you graduate with for senior secondary or Uni, they just employ you. I met one in the bulk room today in Zenitt, the guy wore bathroom slippers and his eyes were red like Nigeria Policeman at Iyana Iba.

bright007: I don't like it wen å girl start asking me to lick her kitty because she has just given me å blow-job.
I don't like it wen å girl wants to replace her father with me on å financial basis.
Its so disheartening wen å girl starts making heavy demands right when u guyz are having sex because she knows u cant say NO to anything she ask at dat moment.

confuscius: Confucius says "If a man withdraws his mind from the love of beauty, and applies it as sincerely to the love of the virtuous; if, in serving his parents, he can exert his utmost strength; if, in serving his prince, he can devote his life; if in his intercourse with his friends or wife, his words are sincere - although men say that he has not learned, I will certainly say that he has".

Chimezie198:

Yield: Is The Glass Half Full Or Half Empty?

Yield: What do you see?

There are no right or wrong answers. Be as creative as you want.

https://ownyourlifecoaching.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Glass-of-water.jpg

Tinax: @op wht's the diff btw half full and half empty?

luckgames: wife

Chimezie198: ** Rolls motor-cycle tyre across d thread**

Guapo:
Never knew a Guapo was on NL. Anyways El-Guapo meet Guapo, the next generation is here. Ur enemies no get ur time, so u can relax well under ur mango tree.

Lucario007: aha, i know i have been gone for soooo long, but since wen is Jackpot a female?

hehehe. . .I swaaar I don't know who Michael Jackson is

howdy, pal

booqee: since when he became a gay, and a mumu too.

you are continuously pushing d boundaries, bah?

Don't make me command your braests to disappear this very minute cos it's d only sign you're a female.

Booqee, don't you dare! ! !

DONkollione: THanks swearie ...

@dani1luv.. ..

hw many year e take you u to pass common jamb? ?

swtchicgurl: hahahahahaha this is so funny oooooo

you laugh too easily. Even if person cough, you sef go laugh. MstcheEw!

dani1luv: skales
R you okay??
Whats itching you??
I can see the ban deliverance you underwent is really affecting
you negatively

lil jboy: Ok... Lemme start
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All una mama dey xo fat she dey iron her pant 4 highway....
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Plz kip d comments comin

will you sharrap there, you this albino with low spem-count~