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Jokes EtcRe: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by jackpot(f): 7:31am On Apr 08, 2012
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Haba! See as Una jxt Line Up Dey Wait ma Bill -- Anyway Itz bout the Last Jamb that was Held some weeks ago -- Reports has it that some Centers Esp Around Egbeda and Igando areas of Lagos witnessed a Great deal of Malpractices and as fate would have it Our Own MOD Dani1luv was found Guilty of the Act! angry angry

As the Rule Of Law has its say in this Issue -- Mr Daniel not minding his position in this Section ought to face the Wrath of the Law! angry angry

Dear Eminent Speaker, i hereby table this Bill to be debated On the punishment necessary for the MOD!

Thank You cool[/color]
grin grin
saddler: Oga,hope this your bill is not about self-service?
grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Guapo! by jackpot(f): 12:35am On Apr 07, 2012
El Guapo: undecided undecided undecided
tongue tongue wink wink cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: My Jamb Experience (2nd Part inside) by jackpot(f): 7:12pm On Apr 06, 2012
dani1luv: undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: My Jamb Experience (2nd Part inside) by jackpot(f): 5:35pm On Apr 06, 2012
mcnepow: Morfurking double standards mod

Bt u jst by.pasd boob1e
very double standards I tell ya. He's not to be trusted. sad

How I wish I can modify Jamb's database and give the boy 120 as his UTME score
angry
Jokes EtcRe: My Jamb Experience (2nd Part inside) by jackpot(f): 5:28pm On Apr 06, 2012
dani1luv: Dude!!

The rules have changed
You abuse/Insult an OP or condemn his/her joke
even when they are extremely funny, you get warned!
and you do it again. .you get banned!!
makes no sense, sorry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Romance Vs. Joke Section, Which One Is Funnier? by jackpot(f): 5:23pm On Apr 06, 2012
Jokes Section rocks. . . cool
Jokes EtcRe: Booqee Vs Dani1luv (who Is A Better Joker??) by jackpot(f): 5:16pm On Apr 06, 2012
^*shy*

*thinks aloud, oh look at his hummer bicycle parked outside! He must be loaded* cool
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 11:17am On Apr 06, 2012
why is this place dry like a graveyard? shocked shocked


Any funny ghosts in the building? undecided tongue tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Booqee Vs Dani1luv (who Is A Better Joker??) by jackpot(f): 11:00am On Apr 06, 2012
Lame~ shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Guapo! by jackpot(f): 10:53am On Apr 06, 2012
*sees the joke above and starts crying* cry embarassed cry
EducationRe: JAMB/UTME 2012 Result Is Out! by jackpot(f): 7:13pm On Apr 02, 2012
agabaI23: Aggregate = 238Economics = 55;Mathematics = 59;Government = 65;Use of English = 59;
thanks a lot. my friend screamed with joy when I conveyed her result cool

Thanks once again
EducationRe: JAMB/UTME 2012 Result Is Out! by jackpot(f): 6:57pm On Apr 02, 2012
Agaba pls help me with this.

25138268HH

thanks in advance
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is The Most Annoying Poster In This Section? Etc by jackpot(f): 6:38pm On Apr 02, 2012
bin gbagbo: really,,?? grin

really,,??
i smell a chicken tongue tongue

*sniff-searches*
grin
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is The Most Annoying Poster In This Section? Etc by jackpot(f): 5:47pm On Apr 02, 2012
bin gbagbo: shut ur small mouth up dia u thief!
shut ur small mouth u 45-year old virgin! ! ! tongue tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Lol by jackpot(f): 5:04pm On Apr 02, 2012
sometimes seeing your chesty profile pix makes me think someone paid a vulcanizer to pump her booobs tongue tongue


*cry boobqee*
tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Hall Of Fame! Red Carpet Events! Must-see! by jackpot(f): 4:29pm On Apr 02, 2012
bright007: wink
Whispers in her ear*how about å BJ in d ladies?*i can use my joystick to clean ur unbrushed cavity and at d end,pour out an expensive white spray to kill d microbes roaming ur mouth.
*falls from a pineapple tree and still laughing* grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is The Most Annoying Poster In This Section? Etc by jackpot(f): 4:25pm On Apr 02, 2012
dani1luv: Ode!!! what funny there nw??
may dog with rabies kiss the kpecus of my h-enemies tongue tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Iice Can I Meet You? by jackpot(f): 4:21pm On Apr 02, 2012
iice: [color=#9900ff]In the middle of nowhere and soon to go back cheesy[/color]
huh cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is The Most Annoying Poster In This Section? Etc by jackpot(f): 11:13am On Apr 02, 2012
^^
bin gbagbo: stuppid boy, dont let me plague you with everlasting impottence!
^^^
SMH!!!

i didn't say you should repeat after me, you mal-fed Arrow!!!


only me has the power to cast sterility!!!
tongue tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is The Most Annoying Poster In This Section? Etc by jackpot(f): 9:38pm On Apr 01, 2012
^I can see you don't love your wife. You want her to remain barre-n and a widow at a young age?
EducationRe: JAMB/UTME 2012 Result Is Out! by jackpot(f): 9:04pm On Apr 01, 2012
passionate88: Ochibili, Anastecia Chikaodili

25117430CG

ENG. 46 MATHS. 40 BIO. 36 CHEM. 40 Agg 162
thanks. You're da best!
EducationRe: JAMB/UTME 2012 Result Is Out! by jackpot(f): 8:43pm On Apr 01, 2012
@ teemac

pls help me check this. I've been trying since yesterday all but no avail. I'll be much grateful

this is it: 25117430CG

Thanks
Jokes EtcRe: Interested In Co-moderating This Section? by jackpot(f): 8:36pm On Apr 01, 2012
I thought as much~
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is The Most Annoying Poster In This Section? Etc by jackpot(f): 8:31pm On Apr 01, 2012
@ bin

dem breastfeed you or dem prickfeed you when you were a kid?

Take time oh, before I command you to be sterile this very minute~ angry

don't you dare! ! ! angry
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Guapo! by jackpot(f): 8:15pm On Apr 01, 2012
@EL GUAVA

you're just posting posting even when nobody is laughing at your epistular jokes? shocked

10 epistles and nobody to cheer you on? sad shocked

Bro, I no envy you at all. . . tongue

Keep posting jor, maybe before this week runs out, one JJC fit register come laugh with you. tongue

Chei, see waste of bandwidth. . . tongue

*leaves and bangs door* tongue tongue tongue grin
EducationRe: Jamb Result Checker 2012/2013 – UTME Result Checker by jackpot(f): 8:02pm On Apr 01, 2012
@Elektra, pls help me with this:
jackpot: [color=indigo]Pls, help me with this : 25117430CG

thanks in advance cool
[/color]
Thanks a million, you rock!
EducationRe: Jamb Result Checker 2012/2013 – UTME Result Checker by jackpot(f): 4:39pm On Apr 01, 2012
[color=indigo]Pls, help me with this : 25117430CG

thanks in advance cool
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Jokes EtcRe: Decent Jokes For Decent People! by jackpot(f): 12:02pm On Mar 30, 2012
booqee: Very boring.....i tell you. Very boring and dry. He just never makes sense.....mtcheww. angry
swtchicgurl: everything u write suggests how boring u are! mtchew
booqee: Very boring.....i tell you. Very boring and dry. He just never makes sense.....mtcheww. angry
care for a three-some, bitchesssss?

I assure you'll never miss those your 5-minutes lipsrsealed boyfriends .wink

holla at papi wink cool
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Meet! by jackpot(f): 11:26pm On Mar 29, 2012
^she is busy amassing degrees while you're here looking for a young energetic blood to date and confuse with petty gifts~ tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Decent Jokes For Decent People! by jackpot(f): 11:20pm On Mar 29, 2012
booqee: can't u abuse with ur own words?? Must u copy studio's lines?? U'll copy and paste jokes! U'll copy and paste someone else's line of abusing too?!. Can't u use ur own brain ni?? Abi na fufu dey ur brain? undecided grin
it's very easy to detect when you are seeing your menses, you know~ tongue tongue grin

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