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Jokes EtcRe: Trust Nigerians Nah! by jackpot(f): 9:00am On Mar 20, 2012
ekeroyal: I laughed until i pissed my trousers out. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Please express yourself after all you're a 1/2man with 1/2joystick or is it microphone? Pls Boo listen to him so that he doesn't
die of masturbation. grin grin grin grin
if them ask you from where you learnt that, don't say it's from me oo! cheesy
RomanceRe: Come One, Come All! Nairaland's Broken Hearts by jackpot(f): 8:57am On Mar 20, 2012
^you shall live long cheesy
RomanceRe: Come One, Come All! Nairaland's Broken Hearts by jackpot(f): 8:54am On Mar 20, 2012
Idowuogbo: Shuuush it ! U nko?

Anyways u b virgin and u no sabi toast woman anyway.

See u at 35 I doubt if u don kiss woman sef. tongue
that i never kissed you doesn't mean say I never mmuah'ed Oluchi.
RESPECT THAT! cheesy
RomanceRe: s by jackpot(f): 8:50am On Mar 20, 2012
Mrs..Chima:
Jaybee,

The sucker that fell for the lie.

Mobo,

I am sorry suga.  Just because you dabbled in homosexuality doesn't mean I would or have.  I am strictly dickly suga.  RESPECT THAT.  wink
cool
RomanceRe: Come One, Come All! Nairaland's Broken Hearts by jackpot(f): 8:44am On Mar 20, 2012
Idowuogbo: Chukudi and izukwu I see una oooo, u keeping doing amebo, haba u b wood ni? Haba drop ur story jare! angry
yeah, Killz, knack your own tori jor

for the past 30 mins you dey view thread.

Abi you dey source material here for your thesis ni? grin
RomanceRe: Come One, Come All! Nairaland's Broken Hearts by jackpot(f): 8:40am On Mar 20, 2012
Idowuogbo: Row the boat , pon di river, pon di bank.

I don board oooo. grin
cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Trust Nigerians Nah! by jackpot(f): 5:32am On Mar 20, 2012
^*laughs and faints* grin cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Trust Nigerians Nah! by jackpot(f): 6:23pm On Mar 19, 2012
dani1luv: Booqee and dani1luv - the same person grin grin
by the time you become a gyel and see your first menses i know you'll revert that statement! tongue cheesy
EducationRe: Jamb Grants Albinos 2 Extra Hours In The UTME over Impaired Eye-sight by jackpot(op): 8:07pm On Mar 18, 2012
Emmyk: Lucky chaps
after Jamb, what next?

Will the Universities incorporate this idea when they finally get admission?

Think about it!
EducationRe: Jamb Grants Albinos 2 Extra Hours In The UTME over Impaired Eye-sight by jackpot(op): 8:05pm On Mar 18, 2012
mcnepow: Very welcome development
I wonder how they were coping b4. .
[s]Mikuz, come show us how u manage pass jamb b4 dis declaration[/s]
hey, don't disrespect my bobo undecided cheesy
EducationRe: JAMB Grants Albinos Partaking In 2012 UTME Two Extra Hours by jackpot(f): 6:39pm On Mar 18, 2012
duplicated thread!

Already posted this before

www.nairaland.com/895267/jamb-grants-albinos-2-extra
EducationRe: Interested In Co-Moderating This Section? by jackpot(f): 6:30pm On Mar 18, 2012
I'm outterested cheesy
EducationRe: Lodge Your Complaints/Comments Here by jackpot(f): 6:27pm On Mar 18, 2012
@ODUNNU

That reminds me, i can't see the link to my PM folder or is it because I'm on mobile?
EducationRe: Can I Get A Job Or Do A Masters Programme With Third Class In Industrial Maths? by jackpot(f): 6:23pm On Mar 18, 2012
Come oh, can't you see those amateur tried engaging me while I was busy brokering peace? tongue cheesy
EducationRe: Can I Get A Job Or Do A Masters Programme With Third Class In Industrial Maths? by jackpot(f): 12:00pm On Mar 18, 2012
^Kk cool
EducationRe: Can I Get A Job Or Do A Masters Programme With Third Class In Industrial Maths? by jackpot(f): 11:45am On Mar 18, 2012
^happy Sunday 2u2. smiley
Hope rice is on fire cos i'm cumming wink to eat cool
Jokes EtcRe: Trust Nigerians Nah! by jackpot(f): 11:32am On Mar 18, 2012
bunmioguns: When am thru wit Jacky, I wil bring it to you so dt u can gimme BJ grin grin grin
as if you can satisfy her intimate desires with that 2 inch broom-stick you call a prick. You wan commit suicide? You fit pass 1 round? tongue grin

When matters of the heart are discussed, half-man like you are not supposed to interfere cheesy cheesy grin




*no oh-fence* grin
RomanceRe: I Lost My Virginity To My First Love At 24, But Now I Wanna Try Other Men by jackpot(f): 11:23am On Mar 18, 2012
lovemoi2: well i just lost my virginity and now there is noting to hide, whether i decide to have sex with other men, my boy friend  wont know, , dont get me wrong, i still love my boyfriend

i just have this crave for sex with his friend who is really hot( with abbs, tatoo and what not), and the friend is already making passes at me.
the other day i was alone with his friend, he had on sleeveless( i could see his chest, his muscular hands, and going down then  its like i went into a trance) and the whole of my body started trembling, i couldn't stop looking at him and one thing led to another so we kissed, almost got naked but my boyfriend got in

anyway he dint suspect anything wink

i keep having all this crushes and urges to get wild

i feel like i have been locked up in my virginity for too long and now  my body just wana explore things, you know like extreme sex, to make up for the lost times, my boy friend isn't giving me you know the whole wild stuff i would want, he is being so gentle cos he thinks am a good girl

but i just want the whole bad boy stuffs done to me, and i cant really tell him, anyway

what do i do? angry

am i a bad person cry
holly molly! shocked
EducationRe: Jamb Grants Albinos 2 Extra Hours In The UTME over Impaired Eye-sight by jackpot(op): 11:00am On Mar 18, 2012
A commendable move by Jamb if you ask me
EducationRe: Jamb Grants Albinos 2 Extra Hours In The UTME over Impaired Eye-sight by jackpot(op): 10:59am On Mar 18, 2012
EducationJamb Grants Albinos 2 Extra Hours In The UTME over Impaired Eye-sight by jackpot(op): 10:57am On Mar 18, 2012
Jamb Grants Albinos 2 Extra Hours In The UTME over Impaired Eye-sight


The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, is giving albinos partaking in the 2012 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) on March 24 two extra hours as a result of their sight problem. JAMB Registrar, Prof. ‘Dibu Ojerinde, in Abuja, yesterday said that the albinos will henceforth enjoy additional time of two hours in its future examinations.

Ojerinde described the albinos as virtually impaired persons, hence cannot finish their exams at the same pace with other candidates.

Speaking at a briefing on the 2012 UTME Ojerinde explained that the concession to the albinos was informed by the peculiar sight problem associated with albinism.

He said that the consideration has become imperative for JAMB and all other examination bodies to do whatever they can to help these vulnerable persons.

He said, “For us in JAMB, we are trailing the blaze by incorporating the eye problem of the group into our examination planning”.

He however said that the board will in no distance future provide a level playing ground for all albinos that are desirous of tertiary education by availing them with magnifying lenses to help bolden font and type faces of words in examinations.

The Registrar added that a lot of Nigerians are ignorant of the peculiar problems of albinos especially the sight problem associated with albinism.

In his response, the Albino’s Foundation helmsman, Mr Jake Epelle, said the foundation would ensure that more albinos enter for the UTME in future.
Jokes EtcRe: Trust Nigerians Nah! by jackpot(f): 3:40am On Mar 18, 2012
This thread is as dry as buki's sagged deflated tires braests! tongue tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f):
bin gbagbo: ^^^^

SHATTAP over dia you thief!!!! angry
SHATTAP over dia you 1-minute man!!!! tongue cheesy grin
FamilyRe: Native Doctor Commits Suicide in Benin City by jackpot(op): 3:48pm On Mar 17, 2012
what could have been the cause?
EducationRe: Can I Get A Job Or Do A Masters Programme With Third Class In Industrial Maths? by jackpot(f): 12:09pm On Mar 17, 2012
Conner44: see NL superman

LOL

fooling himself in the hope of meeting and 4lking the vile b1tch one day
if e pain you, enter busy highway and do Martin's somersaults tongue

btw, your sisters are delicious and I can attest to that tongue tongue
FamilyNative Doctor Commits Suicide in Benin City by jackpot(op):
Native Doctor commits Suicide in Benin City

A Benin based traditional medicine healer simply identified as Osayamwen but popularly known as Dr. 2+2 yesterday morning committed suicide at his residence in Eyean, Uhunmwode Local Government Area of Edo State.
Dr. 2+2 was said to have been found hanging inside his bedroom at about 9am.
Yesterday when journalists visited his residence, sympathizers were seen outside the building which was put under lock and key discussing in low tones. Attempts by journalists to speak with his immediate met a brick wall as they refused to comment on the incident, insisting that they were waiting for the police to remove his corpse.
A source said the late 2+2 was lively in the morning but was found hanging shortly after he gave his children money to go to school.
The source said they have also contacted the Palace of the Benin Monarch for the necessary sacrifice to be done.
Spokesman of the Edo State Police Command, ASP Bassey Etim said he was yet to be briefed.

LINK
www.vanguardngr.com/2012/03/native-doctor-commits-suicide-in-benin/
EducationRe: Can I Get A Job Or Do A Masters Programme With Third Class In Industrial Maths? by jackpot(f): 9:51am On Mar 17, 2012
slumcat: [color=#550000][/color]
jst take a sec n luk @ urself from d eyes of anoda human. mehn, i swear u dey jonz die. u're d definition of a b*tch. get a life....
gerrout. The "assumed offendee" didn't have a problem with that. Can't you use your brain for once? He said they are cool.

If you don't have any advice for the OP, slam d door while leaving. Na to attack female you get strength. Rubbish! angry
RomanceRe: Come One, Come All! Nairaland's Broken Hearts by jackpot(f): 7:38am On Mar 17, 2012
wellmax: She's put to birth last December, called to inform me and wanted me to name the child. I choosed the name 'basteredd'. She's dropped the child with her mother and gone back to Abj to continue pros.titution. Girls are wicked.
marrying her is not a must. One thing is certain: she still loves you. BTW, you're a meanie~
RomanceRe: Come One, Come All! Nairaland's Broken Hearts by jackpot(f): 6:35am On Mar 17, 2012
Idowuogbo: I noticed u already,now pisss off.
*farts*

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