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nna, me sef don dey give up hope say Real Madrid can win Barca anytime soon

That reminds me. You cant imagine what people do, on sunday at the early morning church service, half way into the service the guy sitting ahead of me lit a cigarette, i was shocked i nearly dropped my bottle of BEER.

^who wan ha-te you when you have no money?

Just like Isee!, Gbam! is of 100% Igbo origin used to concur and buttress a point. But it's now loaned out.

Pls, let's not loan out our Isee! before Yoruba people like Tpia and Ileke will drag words we inherited from our fore-father's with us

ask her if she bedwets

who is booqee?

^

on your standby lister jor. I'm enjoying dat programme

#falls off from my chair laughing. . .#

don't mind d poor boy. . .always whining cos he lost. He didn't even come second after all the thug-like campaign he did.

Winning this had to do with the feeling of being appreciated. Seeing myself being nominated by Prof Bright, His Excellency d Music Poster of the Year Mikuz, His Excellency the Games Poster of the Year Emeka 7, one of our Jokes Mod, my coolest comedian Mr Bones and a fellow contestant in El Guapo, etc., i felt like "hey Jack, you can win this." But I needed to defeat Studio landslide to shut him up. That's why I decided to go for a broke & campaigned around and it clicked!

If those his thugs were campaigning for El, i would've been jittery cos I feel El is better joker than Stud and d votes didn't disappoint
*corks open a Smirnoff*

[color=indigo]had a klass with my studentses today. Thank God d turnout was low(60%) cos d strike was just called off. I had to thank God cos when they have full class( above 200 students), they tend to be less manage-able. If you had handled a large klass before, you'll know wharra mean. Had a wonderful session with them today. [/color]

mcnepow:
@Jackpot. if u see d 'wat is dis boy doing here' looks in dia eyes, ask them if they'ld prefer a grandpa who is barely audible to lecture them.

[color=indigo]lol, God dey [/color]

*zooms into bar premises with my Honda Avensis, flashes my headlamp as d glass-house look-alike bar reflects d light back, turns off d lamp immediately, parks d beast at bar garage*

*marches close to bar and watches on as d automated door opens itself, moves inside and notices d glittering happening bar*

Surely mikuz must have spent a lifetime savings on establishing this 7-star Bar

*adjusts my wristwatch as i notices Chief Bunmi from afar by his grey well-kept moustache, waves hand. . .*

*notices Cousin Prof Bright with one hawt chic at the bar receptionists'*

*realises that I'm hungry , quickly moves over to place my orders!*

bright007:
Buaaaaaa, buuaaaaaaa.
But wait oooo cousin, efe na my sister oooo.

[color=red]cousin, i know na. She's my shishita too.
*singing I'm in loff with the Niger Delta*

[color=indigo]O boy see as dem just called off the strike suddenly. It's time to OccupyWork everybody!

Ok, since the strike lasted I was playing Master League @ Winning Eleven on my Pavillion. It's nice seeing your rookies develop to superstars on it. I really wasted time on the game oh. Already played 5 seasons!

Now, I have a lekshure to deliver tomorrow. I have to scribble a note(or better still a guide) for it as soon as it's 10pm tonite. I trust myself as a Mathematician(that's why i relaxed earlier) cos if it isn't in you, then it ain't in you.

Nna, the klass itself is even intimidating. . .over 200 studentses. . .one Strategy I used to counter it? Don't look their eyeballs cos some of them go dey even wink at you sef thereby throwing you off-balance

First time I entered the klass, i knew deep inside them, they were like what is this boy doing 'ere? But it didn't take time for them to know knowledge and mastery of the subject matter is not by getting grey hairs. The boy has got it, no doubt.

Time to work!!!
Thank God the strike was called off. [/color]

Efemena_xy:
Bros, abeg ignore am

@ Jackpot, 1 more thing: you think say b/cos you manage win the jokes poster of the year - you come  dey special? Say you better pass everyone here for this section?

Who the bloody hell do you think you are??

Most of the peeps you dey beef (including the moderators) left, right, centre, up, down, backwards & forwards don dey here long before you show your face!

If you know say you get problem with people here, nor carry am come my side. I nor send!

And word of advice - try growing up, it's obvious your adolescent hormones dey disturb you. Mtcheeew!!!

Question
how do you know say Efe don dey vex?

Answer
when she forgets to use Smileys!

Police arrest man for allegedly impregnating 17-yr-old daughter

January 16, 2012 News By Johnbosco Agbakwuru

CALABAR—A 45 year old man (names withheld) from Idundu in Akpabuyo Local Government Area of Cross River State has been arrested by the state Police Command, for allegedly raping his 17-year-old daughter and putting her in a family way.
A police officer, who simply identified himself as Sergeant Eni, said the randy man was arrested at Idundu axis of Akpabuyo council, while attempting to escape. But the suspect, denied being responsible for the pregnancy, claiming that he never had unprotected sex with the 17-year-old daughter.
He said: “Any time I want to sleep with her, I must use condom so that she will not get pregnant.”
He admitted that the girl was his biological daughter but said, “man no be wood. How can my wife go to market to buy goods that she is selling, and stay there for two or three weeks.”
He, however, blamed his inglorious act on his wife, who he claimed was always travelling and staying away for weeks, starving him of sex.
Narrating her ordeal, the victim said trouble started some months ago, when the father approached her at night and pleaded with her to sleep with him. She said she resisted but her father became forceful, manhandled her and threatened to kill her, if she did not give in.

www.vanguardngr.com/2012/01/police-arrest-man-for-allegedly-impregnating-17-yr-old-daughter/

*fans myself*

^^mikuz, you for tell d chic say you get one correct bar for town (don't tell her it's online bar o!)

Once you yarn her that, she go begin dey see you as one rich Alhaji, and she fit give you green light to enter the place!!