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PoliticsRe: *~ Gbawe Voted The Politics Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations by jackpot(f): 3:57am On Dec 29, 2011
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Offering time! wink

Pls guys, donate your one vote for me

VOTE JACKPOT as Joke Section Poster 2011 cool

Link is below

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-826805.0.html

Thanks in 'advancement' wink
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Christianity EtcRe: *~ Joagbaje Voted The Religion Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 3:53am On Dec 29, 2011
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Offering time! wink

Pls guys, donate your one vote for me

vote Jackpot as Joke Section Poster 2011 cool

Link is below

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-826805.0.html

Thanks in 'advancement' wink [/color]
RomanceRe: *~ Mrbrownjay Voted The Romance Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 3:44am On Dec 29, 2011
^don't mind that irritant
Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]I've vote for u my dear. . . .what next ? grin grin
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thanks my guy. cool You dey drink Gulder? *ransacks pocket for my wallet* smiley
Idowuogbo:
Stalk u anoda joseph on the loose,I rada stalk Frankenstein. tongue
*sprays her Baygon insecticide* tongue

gerrout pest! angry
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 6:08am On Dec 27, 2011
Idowuogbo:
^Correct dats y i gbadun you o , u no dey form macaroni.

Nne i don dissolve mutiples today , u wan see as i off bra dey sumo tins d sweat for my body sef pass tsunami grin grin grin grin
shocked shocked shocked
is it in front of your boyfriend manfriend? huh undecided
RomanceRe: *~ Mrbrownjay Voted The Romance Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 7:04pm On Dec 26, 2011
^^my dear, I wonder who that gal is. She just dey stalk and attack me everywhere I go. Even on Christmas Day wey everybody go dey happy, she just dey curse everybody. sad

Is this what celebrities go through? shocked
GamingRe: *~ Tboy1 Voted The Gaming Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 5:39am On Dec 26, 2011
[color=indigo]Vote Jackpot @ Jokes Section. cool

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-826805.0.html cool

Compliments of the season. Remember the reason for da season wink
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Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 5:06am On Dec 26, 2011
^help post d link. It helps wink cool
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 4:18am On Dec 26, 2011
^ Rotf! grin



Compliments of the season to all you bobos and damsels

RomanceRe: *~ Mrbrownjay Voted The Romance Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 3:49am On Dec 26, 2011
[color=indigo]it's Jokes Sexn.

Here it is, hommie wink cool

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-826805.0.html
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Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]Alright my dear friend I'll vote for u but which of the section of the forum asap!?  wink[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 3:09am On Dec 26, 2011
we bang:
[flash=560,315]http://youtube.com/v/9hVxIWhK67k[/flash]




Hello there and merry Xmas !
Magnum is back again, but this time on the comedic front.
Giving an adept lyrical tutorial on how to cook one of Naija's favorite dishes 'Dodo ati Ewa.'
Take Magnum's 'Dodo Ati Ewa' home this Xmas as a free download from sound cloud Share link below with a friend who will in turn share with their friend so we all learn how to cook this delicious dish.

Click link below to watch Magnum's official video enjoy.
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Email: Magnum@iammagnum.com
Label: Swagnificent Music
Social Media
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Facebook :Officially Magnum
i wonder why spambot no catch you! angry
It seems like the bot is very kind on Xmas days! cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 12:25am On Dec 25, 2011
Studio CFR:
Chei, jackpot wan die cuz of vote. . So tey anybody wey vote me he go challenge am.

Guy u wan kill yourself?

U think sey na paper we dey take buy love and respect?
  WE EARN IT MEHN

Next time u tryna drag my honourable name (OLUWASTUDIO) to the mud with your irresponsible allegation, i go sound your rough face with my TOM4 sneekers

I heard from mikus dat dis award is giving u a sleepless night. . . Is it true?

NO KILL YOURSELF O!





@Idowuogbo and Donkollione grin
THANKS FOR YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT. . . I APPRECIATE.


ALL I NEED IS YOUR LOVE. . . . jackpot can keep the award on my behalf . . . I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY.

GOD BLESS YOU ALL MY PEOPLE

I REMAIN LOYAL


MERRY XMASSSSS grin grin grin
e be like say dat mad woman staying for ya street corner gave you blow-job yesternite? huh angry
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 10:15am On Dec 24, 2011
mikuz:
jackpot is the man!!!!
*starts sharing jackpot branded t-shirts,caps and singlets to all and sundry*
grin
lol, thanks my guy wink cheesy cool

*puts Speechless by MJ on my Ipod & humming d tunes*

thanks to all of you for your support

Merry Christmas to you all my hommies and razz-pikin dem, Mikuz, Emeka, Henry46, Bright, Donkollione, El Guapo, Efe, Id, Studio, Dani, Ben, Bin. If I no put your name because my hand don dey ache for typing, na your own Merry Xmas pass cool cool


Merry Christmas once again to you all cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: List by jackpot(f): 6:49pm On Dec 23, 2011
Chimezie198:
follows right behind him looking at his jingling yansh
[color=deeppink]notices his shadow, positions my arse 190 degrees towards him and. . . -------> farts! wink tongue cheesy cheesy [/color]
Nairaland GeneralRe: List by jackpot(f): 6:48pm On Dec 23, 2011
Chimezie198:
follows right behind him looking at his jingling yansh
[color=deeppink]notices his shadow, positions my arse 190 degrees towards him and. . . -------> farts! wink tongue cheesy cheesy [/color]
RomanceRe: *~ Mrbrownjay Voted The Romance Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 6:28pm On Dec 23, 2011
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lol! I'm waiting wink

Power! Power!! Power!!!
cool
RomanceRe: *~ Mrbrownjay Voted The Romance Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 5:44pm On Dec 23, 2011
^yeah, we don't jazz, we rock!!!
RomanceRe: *~ Mrbrownjay Voted The Romance Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 5:13pm On Dec 23, 2011
Smart Group of Nairaland Forum- the ruling party!!

Meet your tried, tested and trusted Section poster candidates

pls, vote for your hommies

Moderator : OAM4J7
Forum Games section: Emeka 7 cool

Education Section: Henry46 cool

Gaming section: Evil-brain cool

Phones Section: Semid4lyfe cool

Sports section :Medjai cool

Jokes Section :Jackpot cool


SGNF Power!
SGNF Power!!
SGNF Power!!!

Power to the people? SNGF!!!

**no time** wink smiley  
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 3:30pm On Dec 23, 2011
bunmioguns:
@Idowu
I wan ask, Shey na Studio dey knack u akpako prick ni cos u seem to like him soo much
Rotflmao!!! cheesy cheesy
Bros, chill first. Read in between the lines wink
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 1:49pm On Dec 23, 2011
^so wetin I come be? wink   Your woman? Lol
Nairaland GeneralRe: Announcing The Death Of My Beloved Mum by jackpot(f): 1:21pm On Dec 23, 2011
may her soul R.I.P.
Take heart dear
EducationRe: *~ Ola one Voted The Education Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations by jackpot(f): 12:59pm On Dec 23, 2011
Henry46 all the way! wink cool

Courtesy: Nairaland People's Party Alliance
cool cool
Forum GamesRe: *~ Emeka 7. Voted The Forum Games Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 12:51pm On Dec 23, 2011
Emeka all the way! wink cool

Courtesy: Nairaland People's Party Alliance
cool cool
RomanceRe: *~ Mrbrownjay Voted The Romance Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 11:54am On Dec 23, 2011
Emeka 7.:
@Henry I've voted 4 u yesterday aftnoon. I didn't read dat thread well b4 nominating if not I shld hav nominated u. I think Odunnu actually did well 4 u because I noticed dat topic was not up 4 poll on d 1st day I wanted 2 vote. Thank God 4 d delay. Now lets form a party.
Moderator : OAM4J7
Forum Games section: Emeka 7
Education Section Henry46
Gaming section: Evil-brain
Phones Section: Semid4lyfe
Sports sectn :Medjai

Do u hav any candidate in any section dat we can include?
[color=indigo]okay guys, i'm in. What do we name our party?

vote for "Jackpot" @ Jokes Section. Link is here www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=826805.html

@Emeka & Henry46
lemme go and thumbprint you guys now cool

@Ogaga4luv
your vote for me would be highly "appreciativeness" cool

@Chimezie
vote for your guy oh make we climb d mango tree together
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Nairaland GeneralRe: List by jackpot(f): 11:28am On Dec 23, 2011
[color=deeppink]walks into thread, looks left and right, then walks out[/color] tongue
Jokes EtcRe: I Saved A Life Today by jackpot(f): 11:02am On Dec 23, 2011
well, I didn't laugh and you can't force me to~ tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 10:58am On Dec 23, 2011
^^no Xmas bonus? huh
Christianity EtcRe: What Are Your Plans For Christmas? by jackpot(f): 5:50pm On Dec 22, 2011
one of my plans

drink booze with my homecoming hommies to announce & celebrate my recent job status wit them.

where will I go?
I'm indoors, expecting some long-time-no-see friends.
While waiting for them, I've got my pavillion PC to keep me company #gaming!# cool

what I will eat then?
Of course, stewy rice and chicken!
Christianity EtcRe: What Are Your Plans For Christmas? by jackpot(f): 4:41pm On Dec 22, 2011
one of my plans

drink booze with my homecoming hommies to announce & celebrate my recent job status wit them.

where will I go?
I'm indoors, expecting some long-time-no-see friends.
While waiting for them, I've got my pavillion PC to keep me company #gaming!# cool

what I will eat then?
Of course, stewy rice and chicken!
Christianity EtcRe: What Are Your Plans For Christmas? by jackpot(f): 4:34pm On Dec 22, 2011
one of my plans

drink booze with my homecoming hommies to announce & celebrate my recent job status wit them.

where will I go?
I'm indoors, expecting some long-time-no-see friends.
While waiting for them, I've got my pavillion PC to keep me company #gaming!# cool

what I will eat then?
Of course, stewy rice and chicken!
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 5:01pm On Dec 21, 2011

@Donkollo-one and Idowu

why must the two of you derail this thread as if this is the main offtopic thread?
Seriously, check other sections, people rarely post as they only vote and move on. But you guys are here derailing ours as if we're still in d nomination stages.

For the moderator of the year thread(which is even hotter *11 pages*), the last post there was 2 days ago.

This thread is meant for only voting.
So, going through the thread, you think nobody has voted El Guapo? Wrong!

Your silly over-due campaign will only make people to vote and not post here for fear of being attacked by the two of you(as you've done before to somebody here).

I guess your campaign stems from your fear that El Guapo or Jackpot might win.

Let the people decide who they want~

I'm not supposed to correct you guys since I believe you both have reached age of puberty shocked

Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 4:26pm On Dec 21, 2011
Agybabe:
A bottle of Maltina and fried meat
@mikuz
*adjusts my agbada*
er, send me her bills. cool
Hope you collect cheques too? wink
Jokes EtcRe: Yab Me I Yab You : Keyboard Warriors This Way: by jackpot(f): 4:11pm On Dec 21, 2011
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oh boy! That was classic pun of a yab.
*in whispers*
Which site did you copy that from?
grin

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