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Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 7:41am On Jan 04, 2012
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*the vultures are circling* grin grin
Ajibel:
Congratulations Jokepot! Take a 5 from me!!!
o boy, see nicknameS.
Thanks a lot my guy. Just stay away from being banned this year, step up your game and who knows, you may wink . . . Lol cheesy cheesy

Happy 2012 padi mi
Music/RadioRe: *~ Mikuz Voted Music/Radio Section Poster Of The Year*~ Congratulations! by jackpot(f): 6:10am On Jan 03, 2012
Congrats Mikuz! cool
Forum GamesRe: *~ Emeka 7. Voted The Forum Games Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 6:03am On Jan 03, 2012
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yes oh. I want you to gerrout 3 times tongue
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 5:58am On Jan 03, 2012
Emeka 7.:
@Jackpot I congratulate u for winning dis sectn. Thank GOD our campaigning effort wasn't in vain. Yes jackpot deserved it because He campaigned vigorously in many sectns.
Yay! Here comes the Forum Games Poster of the Year!
It feels so great been congratulated by a King himself.
Thanks man. I congratulate you too for winning yours! SGNF! Power! Power!! Power!!! grin
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 5:43am On Jan 03, 2012
El Guapo:
[size=18pt]Congrats JackPort[/size]

[color=#0066ff]Bet U're Gon' Get some Laps Of an Xmas Fly For this Milestone achievement! grin grin wink[/color]
Thanks El Baba. You too much. You're my favorite joker, trust me. You're very very good.
Happy New Year my guy cool
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 5:37am On Jan 03, 2012
Studio CFR:
@ the bolded, ok i take it dat tis people from other section like his usual Sexuality and Dating and Meetup Zone dat voted him. . .cuz i knw i woulda beating him again if na only people for jokes section vote for dis election.

And why i go follow am campaign outter jokes section.? U think sey na everybody jobless and desperate like am? grin

Na Wa o
cry! Studio, cry!! cry!!! tongue tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 5:30am On Jan 03, 2012
Studio CFR:
Jackpot bro, .
U rigged this election. . . But i wont appeal.

evidence? Or you just shurrup. You're a bad loser. How many nominations did El got? But he defeated you too hands down cos he campaigned.
Where those your votes cme from?

How many i.d's u and your brothers registered to vote u?

DAY LIGHT ROBBERY!

The mods ain't monitoring nothing

i popular pass you, i got lotsa (13) nomination than u during the preliminary stage (Nomination Stage)
u got only 9 11 nominations.

How come u scored 59 votes?
i will answer your question. Check the Nairaland Moderator of the Year thread. Inspired_M got 70 nominations whereas OAM4J got 30 but OAM4J bested him during the polls. What does this tell you? Not who gets fattest nominations wins the poll.

Studio, you are just plain jolos. You popular pass me? I laugh at you in pidgin. Deep down inside you, you saw me as a big threat that's why you arranged 2 thugs to bash my voters. So what happened after? El campaigned and bamboozled you to the third place. Yay! Somebody has gotten third-place 3 years in a row. tongue tongue

Now stop crying like a child because you lost. 2012 is another year. Step up your game and who knows you may surprise us.
Forum GamesRe: *~ Emeka 7. Voted The Forum Games Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 11:15pm On Jan 01, 2012
^gerrout jor! You be bad belle~
Forum GamesRe: *~ Emeka 7. Voted The Forum Games Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 11:12pm On Jan 01, 2012
^gerrout jor! You be bad belle~
Forum GamesRe: *~ Emeka 7. Voted The Forum Games Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 10:36pm On Jan 01, 2012
^gerrout jor! You be bad belle~
Forum GamesRe: *~ Emeka 7. Voted The Forum Games Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 10:36pm On Jan 01, 2012
^gerrout jor! You be bad belle~
Forum GamesRe: *~ Emeka 7. Voted The Forum Games Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 10:22pm On Jan 01, 2012
^gerrout jor! You be bad belle~
Forum GamesRe: *~ Emeka 7. Voted The Forum Games Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 3:18pm On Jan 01, 2012
p_kasso:
Foul!!! angry angry
Free Kick!!! tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 3:10pm On Jan 01, 2012
ROTF cheesy

Boko Haram!
shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 1:27pm On Jan 01, 2012
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]I Come In Piss Peace Mehn grin grin grin[/color]
If you piss piss whenever you're pissed, you sef as a one-time pisser wouldn't be pissed seeing a pissee pissing piss when pissed~ grin grin

Happy New Year Jokers!
SportsRe: *~ Marutimon Voted Sports Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations! by jackpot(f): 12:58pm On Jan 01, 2012
yeah, supported. They seem confused and I bet any of them will step down for the other
RomanceRe: *~ Mrbrownjay Voted The Romance Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 12:50pm On Jan 01, 2012
MsDarkSkin:
[size=28pt]CONGRATULATIONS BIG BRO!!![/size] cheesy cheesy cheesy

You're awesome, funny, real, down to Earth and as a result 1 of my 3 favorite male nlders!! cool
you deserve it. smiley

*MBJ is one of the FEW nlders who has the ability to post and as a result leave me RE-thinking about and reflecting
on my views both on and offline. Don't know what it is but all I can say is the brother is DEEP!! smiley
can boys be deep beneath too?
I thought it's only girls! wink undecided huh cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Poster Of The Year Award Presentation/ Gala Nite by jackpot(op): 7:45am On Jan 01, 2012
Efemena_xy:
Lol! No worries Jackpot - I'll be there grin

Just make sure you ready my spot (suitable for an outgoing queen) on the VIP table, you know things such as the following:

Venue: Must be respectable with lots of ladies, girlfriends and well wishers. . .No riff-rafts / area boys, else I nor go come o!

Seating: VIP table (of course) with lots of cushions, soft paddings, arm rests, foot rests and back rests for me - afterall, I be ajebutter. . .wink

Drinks: My favourite - Devil on horseback with a shot of bloody Mary (as an ex-bar man, you go don abi am b/4)

Flowers: As I dey joyfully part with my crown (lol!) - you go also present me with some blue and green roses wink

Entertainment: That one, I leave to your discretion. But make sure you organize an assortment of African & European dishes wen go last for over 3 days (I dey talk from experience. . .)

If I think of anything else, I go let you know. Oh, and what time does your party start today?
e don start sef

everything is in place (as you hinted).

I dey even wan ask Seun of an official car as the Joke Section Poster of the Year
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 6:43am On Dec 31, 2011
Mikuz dear, hope we're having End of the Year bar party here tonight? huh wink wink cool
Jokes EtcJokes Section Poster Of The Year Award Presentation/ Gala Nite by jackpot(op): 6:19am On Dec 31, 2011
Yay! Finally Jackpot hits jackpot!
I would like to use this medium to thank all jokers and friends for voting.
Yes, the people have spoken. Thank you all for voting me majority. Everybody is a winner!
2011 was a year to remember. It was an era that marked increase in number of visits to our dear Section.
From our suggestion to the Admin(through me forwarded by Dani), our hard-earned posts started counting too. Somebody shout Alleluia!!! cheesy cool

Without much ado, lets doff our hats to our past heroes. I would like to call on the 2010 winner and legendary comedian, our dear Efemena_xy to present the Jokes Section Poster of the Year cap crown to me~
cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 5:50am On Dec 31, 2011
Studio CFR:
Dont let me insult you jack. . .
I've congratulated you already. . What else do u want?

To mess with me?
Studio CFR:
you guys go try hard to stop people from opening multiple id's

the thing dey kill jokes section.

*MY OPINION*
come on, don't be a bad loser.

Other sections where rigging took place were outrightly cancelled. Check it.
Our able admin & supermod were monitoring the voting while it was going on. The user behind d cancelling was the 'cork series'. Our dear Jokes section wasn't affected. cool

Stop this ya bad-belle, you don get white beards. tongue

Okay as Gowon did, make I declare "NO VICTOR, NO VANQUISHED" in order to make you happy cos I don dey fear kidnap these days wink cheesy
EducationRe: *~ Ola one Voted The Education Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations by jackpot(f): 4:52am On Dec 31, 2011
olawalebab:
Odunnu, thanks for the explanation. I think in the spirit of fairness, ola one should be declare the winner. Atleast that will do justice to all party involve.
Henry46:
seconded! u're very much correct
.
tanx Odunnu, well understood, but just as olawalebab had noted out, ola one should be OFFICIALLY declared the winner, he's no doubt the rightful winner
mukina2:
If the result as at of 7am 30th December 2011 as posted before the irregularities were observed is acceptable to all the contestants, we take it as the final official results else, this year election will be declared inconclusive until another election next year.

Thanks.

Mukina2
@Muki
clearly the contestants had already accepted the results (as you hinted) so I would advice you to declare Ola One the rightful winner.
Thanks


Jackpot cool
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 6:35pm On Dec 30, 2011
Mr.Bones:
Congratulations jackpot! wink


thanks Bones!

I for blow you kiss but i dey fear say peeps wey dey target my generator and home theater go report me to Senate say I dey do man to man. cheesy grin
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 4:32pm On Dec 30, 2011
Mr.Resource:
bia Jackpot u no dey thank me angry angry
sorry dear, na network cause am. grin grin grin

Thanks bro. Let's move this section to newer heights come 2012! cool
RomanceRe: *~ Mrbrownjay Voted The Romance Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 3:54pm On Dec 30, 2011
That guy is a guy whom guy we doesn't know the guy's name. Yes the guy is a guy even though he's an anonymous guy undecided grin
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 3:15pm On Dec 30, 2011
drnairalov:
though i dnt knw this guy but congrats any way
na me cause your TV to spoil?
E be like say you no dey watch AM Express for NTA? tongue just kidding. . .

Thanks anyways smiley
mikuz:
congrats jackpot!!
You really deserved it.
What a beautiful way to end the year.
Now you've made me a good campaign manager. Im so proud of you, you never let me down for one. More power to your elbow!
The good works have finally paid off.


grin
@studio,
congrats to you too bro,every one in jokers secticion nairaland knows that you are one hell of a funny guy!!
But jack is just too good. Well,who knows? you coulda clinged it,if you had not concentrated on 'copy and paste' suicidal jokes. Most voters thought they were only voting for a walking corpse(na joke o). One love my brother.
Happy new year!
grin
Thanks bro. If I would choose a brother, it would be you!

Happy New 2012!!! cool
RomanceRe: *~ Mrbrownjay Voted The Romance Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 2:25pm On Dec 30, 2011
cork2037:
@ jackpot

Silence. How do you think you won? The Corks would like you to show gratitude. Had we known that you would be ungrateful, we would have installed one of your competitors. The Corks have warned thee. More stringent action shall we take if thy subsequently disrespect thy benefactor.



Do not mess with the Corks.
come on, be nice. Stop speaking c[i]o[/i]ck and bull.
Must you talk shyt about celebrities so that you'll appear in front page of dailies?
Don't try to drag me down with you because I exposed your dirty deals. That's a pathetic shot~
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 1:48pm On Dec 30, 2011
Odunnu:
Jackpot! You don win Jackpot na. Oya! Wey my ghana moss go bag? You try.
thank you dear.
Lol, you'll need a bullion van and some escorts cos I no trust some razz-pikins for here cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 1:27pm On Dec 30, 2011
DONkollione:
@ dani1luv and co mods pls lock dis thread with double padlock it is turning to an offtopic thread,

go sit down for una family-sized bench jor make I chop enough congrats.
All of us are ontopic heresmiley
Or is it because your massa was bamboozled like Klitscho did to Samuel Peters? tongue
Jackpot congrats
Studio congrats
El gupa congrats

U r all winners,
Me and my family cheesy would like to congratulate El Guapo for nyanshing and violating Stud with 3 extra votes, even when those 2 Studio thugs were harassing and bashing our voters. That was the icing on the cake!!!

Congrats El! cool
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 3:00am On Dec 30, 2011
Efemena_xy:
^^ Lol! No worries there - abi you don quickly forget say me & your cousin 007 come from militant backgrounds?

We go securely, secure your security! grin cheesy
but he had signed up for Amnesty! undecided
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 2:56am On Dec 30, 2011
mukina2:
Congrats Jackpot  smiley
Thanks muki.
Up Arsenal FC. Lol!
cool
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 2:49am On Dec 30, 2011
awww. . . Thanks Efe! cool

Sure, ceremony is on the pipeline but I don dey fear kidnappers these days cheesy

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