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Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 9:27am On Feb 04, 2012

To the mods

Pls and pls
remember i didn't campaign for Id's thread to be locked, i was actually enjoying it. I would've preferred both threads to stay.

mikuz didn't do anything. It was unfortunate dat some tried dragging him into this mess.

you locked his thread and ended up banning him. . .Holy Moses!

Just remember how peaceful this guy was before you found his trouble come.

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 6:32pm On Feb 03, 2012

. . .and her hard-earned thread was locked away forever!

She didn't even enjoy it an inch

Awwww
*fake sobs*

Jokes Etc › Re: Front Page Suggestions From Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 3:10pm On Feb 03, 2012

Happy Birthday to Ben-10!!! www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-862320.0.html

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 2:50pm On Feb 03, 2012

Ben-10:
Why would anyone be calling for a mod's replacement? LOL we've got a lotta less informed people on hia.

Are we here for Nairaland politics or to crack jokes!

er, they were even campaigning for a female to replace you. They say it's gender discrimination. The lady even volunteered to replace you sef.

Well the name of the female is. . . . .er, this one na sensitive info. how much you go pay first? Lol

Jokes Etc › HBDBEN-10!!! by jackpot(op): 2:43pm On Feb 03, 2012

Ha haha hahaha hahahappy bi bibi bibibir **PHCN takes light** grin

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 2:29pm On Feb 03, 2012

Okay, let the fun begin

Now, Efe will you stop peeping at me like that?

Come closer and say something

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 2:26pm On Feb 03, 2012

I was just busy increasing my posts count

SMH

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 2:23pm On Feb 03, 2012

lol, i sweaaar i wasn't fighting you oh.

Me that was saving your arse when these guys were calling for your replacement.

We cool, i believe

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 2:10pm On Feb 03, 2012

@muki

aight. No probs

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 2:06pm On Feb 03, 2012

Ben-10:
If anyone is looking for ladies before they can make me laff. . .then Killz you should prescribe some drugs.

Hi El.

Lawd Have Mercy!!!

El, run for your life!

He's got vaselines!

SMH

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 2:02pm On Feb 03, 2012

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Awwwwwwwwww! Brotherly Love in the Showing

I would be dead if I you comes near me with a vaseline

SMH

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 1:54pm On Feb 03, 2012

You said it would cause commotion?

How did you know it will?

Guy, as a mod, you don't act on "it will"

has it?

Now kindly go back and sticky it.

Thanks

SMH

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 1:45pm On Feb 03, 2012

Is this a Manlover discussion zone?

We need ladies!

SMH tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 1:29pm On Feb 03, 2012

pro01:

I thought Gala had died a natural death a long time ago. . .along with it's fellow old-school brands such as Omo, Maggi, Oxford Cabin Biscuits, Choco-Milo, etc. [color=indigo]Besides, that shyt tastes awful and is often so strong and stiff that some girls might even use it as an emergency Love Machine. Yuk.[/color]

LMAO!!! tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 1:05pm On Feb 03, 2012

Dyt:
^^ abattoir

young mamacita, can we nyansh please? I sweaaar am so romantickk wink

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 1:00pm On Feb 03, 2012

The Offtopic Clueless Chat Thread for Dani & Ben

SMH tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 12:55pm On Feb 03, 2012

dani1luv:
Probably, when both offtopics are locked, everything would die down. Someone else should please open another offtopic thread, we dont want the bar/spa of a thing, I and Ben discussed this yesterday and figured out its the best solution, so note its not a one-man decision.

Thanks.

always as biased as ever. I knew you were the one that confused Ben.

Kindly sticky back Mikuz's bar cos you have nothing on him.

I knew you did this to please Id right?

Lawd Have Mercy!!!

muki unstickyed d lounge and you went and stickied it back.

Now, muki unstickyed it again, and you went to unsticky Mikuz's bar to please Id right?

SMH

What did Mikuz's thread do you?

At least, no one is complaining about Mikuz's bar.

Bad move that's gonna backfire if you ask me.

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 12:43pm On Feb 03, 2012

The Offtopic Chat Thread for Dani & Ben

SMH tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 12:39pm On Feb 03, 2012

*throws Ben satchet water and watches as it splatters across his face*

#Poor Ben# tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 12:35pm On Feb 03, 2012

Why did you unsticky Mikuz's bar?

That wasn't a nice thing to do.

There were no fights going on in his thread.

At least he wasn't part of any "fight" per se

so you did this to please her, right?

SMH

Food › Re: Gala Is Now N70 by jackpot(f): 8:30am On Feb 03, 2012

pro01:
I thought Gala had died a natural death a long time ago. . .along with it's fellow old-school brands such as Omo, Maggi, Oxford Cabin Biscuits, Choco-Milo, etc. Besides, that sh.i.t tastes awful and is often so strong and stiff that some girls might even use it as an emergency Love Machine. Yuk.

lol

Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 2:15am On Feb 03, 2012

mikuz:
4 bottles of pure water!!
Haba, i only have a crate of sachet water remaining!

lol @ crate cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Vacant Positions In Projan= = = =apply Now! by jackpot(f): 2:03am On Feb 03, 2012

*Sorry, lemme go a little offtopic*

@Donkollione

what did mikuz did to you? Pls, stay out of this. Mikuz doesn't like trouble. Have you seen him come to Bado's thread to freestyle? It's between me & Bado. Mikuz didn't bombard Bado's thread, did he? Pls, stop posting garbages on his thread cos he's not a part of anything.
Blame it on me, chelsea or El.

Thanks

Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 1:43am On Feb 03, 2012

^^Mission failed!

Reason: jackpot doesn't curse back.

Because he's a celeb, he's got many haters

he's here to have fun whether by fair or by foul. Lol

As young as he is, he's self dependent.

He has money. He's a king in his own little world.

Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 12:43am On Feb 03, 2012

*shakes my butt seductively, vibrates my hips and wags my tail*

keep posting people. We need to stimulate this disaster thread to life

There's a price for d first person to post directly below me

hope you all wanna hit jackpot?

LMAO!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 12:32am On Feb 03, 2012

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 12:28am On Feb 03, 2012

Thank you mukina for being straightforward.

I never knew impartial peeps like you still exists in this world.

I knew d rules and I always avoid breaking them.

If you noticed well, I dodged all the name callings Killz and co threw my way.

Thanks for pointing out that an offtopic can't be derailed.

Two of them fails to understand that a rule is a rule and it must not be distorted to favor anybody.

Thanks for being exemplary that a mod don't have to act on compassionate grounds.

Thanks for upturning those cheap blackmails

Welldone muki

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 8:29pm On Feb 02, 2012

@mods Dani & Ben

i believe in Offtopic, anything goes(apart from cursing).

Why should you yank off people's comment as if they are derailing offtopics?

Nobody owns any offtopic, so stop acting on compassionate grounds.

Don't please Mr A to displease Mr B.

An offtopic is an offtopic, it's meant for derailers. That's the home truth.

Stop giving preferential treatment and protecting any offtopic as if it's a real mansion you built with your own money.

Thanks

SMH

Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 8:08pm On Feb 02, 2012

^^^

page 23 only?

*does sign of the cross*

Lemme increase the pages

LMAO! The pages is increasing.

*dances alanta, shakes my butt like Shakira*

LMAO!!! [/color]

Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 8:08pm On Feb 02, 2012

Ben-10:
I've always known this bar to be a 'mushroom' bar. smh
That ID and Efe are part of this is unthinkable!

Erm. . .Can I have a drink now??

mushroom bar indeed.

This thread na heart attack, my brother. SMH shocked

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