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Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 12:22pm On Jan 13, 2012

@mikuz
am not ooo. Make d strike quick finish jor so banks can open. I want to withdraw over the counter. My ATM? I blocked the fellow since it got trapped & misplaced by Intercon. Bank officials.

Continue the protest jor, my spirit is with you guys.

Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 5:43am On Jan 13, 2012

Bar-man, i need 2 bottles of Fried Beans and a plate of Heineken~

Come along with tooth-pick too!!

Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 2:01pm On Jan 11, 2012

Cousin, after protesting, nothing stops you from coming home with trailer loads of tilapias and sea-horses tonight *winks*

Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 10:00am On Jan 11, 2012

happy new year to you, too.
BTW, what in the name of Jah are you doing in this brothel?
I thought you're a Doctor on Workdays & a Pastor on Holidays.

Or are you ministering here in a brothel?

DONkollione:
^^

U go dey fly for nyt. see tym u dey post reply , Smh !

Evil monkeey

sorry, I don't reply illiterates!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: E.T.C President of 2011 Nomination In Progress : pls nominate here by jackpot(f): 9:28am On Jan 11, 2012

rubbish!!! angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 12:11pm On Jan 10, 2012

^^so, do you mean that Idowuogbo wore only stolen pants and G-strings last year?

Is she a bra snatcher too? tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 11:06am On Jan 10, 2012

Forum Games › Re: *~ Emeka 7. Voted The Forum Games Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 10:01am On Jan 10, 2012

^^but bros seriously, why do you enjoy beefing celebrities? shocked

Jokes Etc › Re: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 6:12am On Jan 10, 2012

here comes d Music Poster of the Year, our dear ~~Music~~ Mikuz.
You missed no be small, bro.
Can you imagine, upon all the campaigns Stud getting to second place be like climbing Mt Everest on bare foot!

I'm most happy that El nyanshed and violated Stud to third place with 3 votes

come see how my own campaign be like crusade. Once I talk vote for Jackpot, e go be like say I shout Blood of Jisos: see how people come dey fall like say na anointing as they come give me landslide victory. Yay! Osanobua, oshe gan, i meela

*singing All I do is Win by DJ Khaled ft Snoop Dogg* wink

Music/Radio › Re: *~ Mikuz Voted Music/Radio Section Poster Of The Year*~ Congratulations! by jackpot(f): 6:44pm On Jan 09, 2012

congrats once more, bro . . .how about some victory lyrics?

Romance › Re: Unmarried Ladies Out There: Do You Want To Get Married? by jackpot(f): 11:53pm On Jan 08, 2012

**chases hawk with a catapult across thread** cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How Did Your Day Go? by jackpot(f): 9:32am On Jan 08, 2012

if only I can withdraw first. . .nna my pocket don dey blink red. Last withdrawal was for Xmas & New Year

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How Did Your Day Go? by jackpot(f): 8:26am On Jan 08, 2012

wondering whether banks gonna be open tomorrow Monday. Hope they're not joining d strike. Gosh, i need to withdraw oh and fast

Forum Games › Re: *~ Emeka 7. Voted The Forum Games Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 7:56am On Jan 08, 2012

p_kasso:
You might as well try the gallows!

have you tried kissing our arse?
The taste is so cool and I bet you'd like it!! tongue

Forum Games › Re: Who Are You Missing Today? by jackpot(f): 7:46am On Jan 08, 2012

mikuz

Music/Radio › Re: *~ Mikuz Voted Music/Radio Section Poster Of The Year*~ Congratulations! by jackpot(f): 7:34am On Jan 08, 2012

Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by jackpot(f): 7:26am On Jan 08, 2012

I'll present him a gold-medal and a trophy as the Forum Games Champion

Jokes Etc › Re: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 7:20am On Jan 08, 2012

bright007:

Congratulobia to my one and only cousin Jackpot.It was an award well deserved.[/b]This is just d beginning of good things to come.Also congrats to your defeated opponents.

[b]
thanks cousin, you're da best. Keep reppin jokes mehn.
Our relationship reminds me the bilateral agreement signed between the world powers US and UK. All hail the Western Frontier. Lol

Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 7:05am On Jan 08, 2012

bunmioguns:
Abt 5 today

Jokes Etc › Re: Remix: The Legend Of The Jokes=> Lets Act A Horror, Creepy Bluefilm by jackpot(f): 7:01am On Jan 08, 2012

CRAP!! angry

Jokes Etc › Re: The Legend Of Jokes (3) >>> Let's Act A Thrilling, Voilence Horror Movie. by jackpot(f): 6:57am On Jan 08, 2012

^thread crucified! wink

Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 9:10am On Jan 07, 2012

bunmioguns:
*wondering why he came to the bar, look around and start laughing*

okay, 'ceriousry' how many bottles you don gulp? undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 9:09am On Jan 07, 2012

bunmioguns:
*wondering why he came to the bar, look around and start laughing*

okay, 'ceriousry' how many bottles you don gulp? undecided

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Sectional Awards 2011 by jackpot(f): 7:06am On Jan 07, 2012

okay, when am I getting my own official car as the Jokes Poster of the Year? huh

Jokes Etc › Re: The New Nigerian National Pledge ;) by jackpot(f): 6:17am On Jan 05, 2012

Crap

Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 6:08am On Jan 05, 2012

Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 6:03am On Jan 05, 2012

izuch:

Is dat supposed 2 be a joke? Bloodclat me no see wata fonny here

my dear, thank you oh. In her words, they're running jokes. The whole place looks like Tower of Babylon setting with people going multi-lingual and getting 'confusioned'. . .bla bla bla bla bla.

May Jah help us get the strength and courage to fill up this brothel thread!

Music/Radio › Re: *~ Mikuz Voted Music/Radio Section Poster Of The Year*~ Congratulations! by jackpot(f): 12:01am On Jan 05, 2012

Ogaga4Luv:
^^

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Poster Of The Year Award Presentation/ Gala Nite by jackpot(op): 11:21pm On Jan 04, 2012

Agybabe:
Jackpot I am so happy for you. Even when haters striked, you made it through. Happy new year. Enjoy the honour!

Thank you my lady. Happy New Year to you, my sweetest kiss

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Poster Of The Year Award Presentation/ Gala Nite by jackpot(op): 11:16pm On Jan 04, 2012

Studio CFR:
You dis Ibo man, why u dey always go about the whole of Nairaland telling women u be journalist?

You dey find wife on the internet abi na inferiority complex dey disturb you?

CHANGE STYLE ABEG

*no ofience*

cry! Studio cry!! cry!!!

your jealousy will only make people to despise you.

Are you mad at him cos he violated you to third place?

Jokes Etc › Re: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 11:02pm On Jan 04, 2012

Efemena_xy:
^^ Jackie but your mouth strong o, nor be small thing

**Ever heard of sugar-coating the sting?**

But yes, even though we've had our differences, I totally agree you deserved to win.

Campaigning in other sections helps too - I should know ' cos I did it too (Romance & culture sections)

Anyway, congratulations again jor - and enjoy your victory too. .

nna mehn, e be like say make I put this ya speech for DVD. I go just put am on "repeat A-B" and high the volume facing the blasting speakers towards Stupidio's thatched-house window
wink

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