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@mikuz am not ooo. Make d strike quick finish jor so banks can open. I want to withdraw over the counter. My ATM? I blocked the fellow since it got trapped & misplaced by Intercon. Bank officials. Continue the protest jor, my spirit is with you guys. |
Bar-man, i need 2 bottles of Fried Beans and a plate of Heineken~ ![]() Come along with tooth-pick too!! |
Cousin, after protesting, nothing stops you from coming home with trailer loads of tilapias and sea-horses tonight *winks* |
happy new year to you, too. BTW, what in the name of Jah are you doing in this brothel? I thought you're a Doctor on Workdays & a Pastor on Holidays. Or are you ministering here in a brothel? DONkollione:sorry, I don't reply illiterates!!! ![]() |
rubbish!!! ![]() |
^^so, do you mean that Idowuogbo wore only stolen pants and G-strings last year? ![]() Is she a bra snatcher too? ![]() |
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^^but bros seriously, why do you enjoy beefing celebrities? ![]() |
here comes d Music Poster of the Year, our dear You missed no be small, bro. Can you imagine, upon all the campaigns Stud getting to second place be like climbing Mt Everest on bare foot! I'm most happy that El nyanshed and violated Stud to third place with 3 votes come see how my own campaign be like crusade. Once I talk vote for Jackpot, e go be like say I shout Blood of Jisos: see how people come dey fall like say na anointing as they come give me landslide victory. Yay! Osanobua, oshe gan, i meela *singing All I do is Win by DJ Khaled ft Snoop Dogg* |
congrats once more, bro . . .how about some victory lyrics? |
**chases hawk with a catapult across thread** ![]() |
if only I can withdraw first. . .nna my pocket don dey blink red. Last withdrawal was for Xmas & New Year |
wondering whether banks gonna be open tomorrow Monday. Hope they're not joining d strike. Gosh, i need to withdraw oh and fast |
[quote author=p_kasso link=topic=822049.msg9906542#msg9906542 date=1325848812]You might as well try the gallows! [/quote]have you tried kissing our arse? The taste is so cool and I bet you'd like it!! ![]() |
mikuz ![]() |
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I'll present him a gold-medal and a trophy as the Forum Games Champion |
bright007:[b] thanks cousin, you're da best. Keep reppin jokes mehn. Our relationship reminds me the bilateral agreement signed between the world powers US and UK. All hail the Western Frontier. Lol |
bunmioguns: |
CRAP!! ![]() |
^thread crucified! ![]() |
bunmioguns:okay, 'ceriousry' how many bottles you don gulp? ![]() |
bunmioguns:okay, 'ceriousry' how many bottles you don gulp? ![]() |
okay, when am I getting my own official car as the Jokes Poster of the Year? ![]() |
Crap |
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izuch:my dear, thank you oh. In her words, they're running jokes. The whole place looks like Tower of Babylon setting with people going multi-lingual and getting 'confusioned'. . .bla bla bla bla bla. ![]() May Jah help us get the strength and courage to fill up this brothel thread! |
Ogaga4Luv: ![]() |
Agybabe:Thank you my lady. Happy New Year to you, my sweetest |
Studio CFR:cry! Studio cry!! cry!!! ![]() your jealousy will only make people to despise you. Are you mad at him cos he violated you to third place? ![]() |
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=826805.msg9884912#msg9884912 date=1325578578]^^ Jackie but your mouth strong o, nor be small thing ![]() **Ever heard of sugar-coating the sting?** But yes, even though we've had our differences, I totally agree you deserved to win. Campaigning in other sections helps too - I should know ' cos I did it too (Romance & culture sections) ![]() Anyway, congratulations again jor - and enjoy your victory too. . [/quote]nna mehn, e be like say make I put this ya speech for DVD. I go just put am on "repeat A-B" and high the volume facing the blasting speakers towards Stupidio's thatched-house window ![]() |
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