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^^^ [size=16pt] why give him tummy, is he hungry? you call him honey but stingy with your punny ![]() don't give him yummy for his tummy instead, give him punny for his lil' Johnny ![]() now, that's funny if you feeling hornyy ![]() [/size] |
Stop d mockery cos you're a mod. |
poster, are you a 15 year? ![]() |
dani1luv:i've got no warnings cos i'm not cursing anybody. She is the one cursing and she'll keep getting the warning PMs. See as you just quoted her without even telling her to stop calling names. Didn't you see where she typed "f**l" ? Am I missing something here? |
689 posts alone? That's 22 pages in 52 days? Lawd Have Mercy!!! *as a mathematician, lemme calculate "approximately" when we gonna get to 100 pages* *brings out my Scientific Porpo calculator* ![]() 52/689 * 32*100 = 241.50 days ![]() 8 months to fill up this disaster thread? **starts stammering** No, this ca caca cacan't be bebe po popo popossible! |
Efemena_xy:either she's doing some shaving or she's having her bath in the bathroom. ![]() Now, don't peep through that door key-hole ![]() |
chelseabmw:punny on credit? lemme have it!!! |
dani1luv: punny? Yeah, it's a soccer arena where dudes sprain their ankles while doing press-ups. some are the size of a football field cos it's 100yards, while some looks like monkey-post some dey salivate, while some hisses in action. needs more explanation? |
Dani I actually lost faith in you when you attacked me without any reason in that thread El opened with my profile link inside. If you noticed, i avoided replying you there. |
dani1luv:yeah, talk about biasedness, even d super-mod knows you. I won't say much cos Muki knows better who's beefing who. Let me not wash dat dirty linen in public. Lemme respect authority by not dissecting your statement fully. But just do me a favor and quit mis-yarning. Like seriously, what'll your reason be? Everybody knows who is cursing who. *waves hand at d super-mod* hi muki. This little clique can't just stop opening threads and cursing me. Why all d threats even when they're d one shooting bullets? ![]() i hope i'm doing better by allowing only them to be doing d cursing? |
^^Ok, yes, two of you(Donkolli and the other one) are the actual haters. Since during d voting, you had portrayed yourselves as my enemies by bashing me and my voters. Did I complain for d bashing then? No. At last, your motive was defeated cos I won. Why are you always cursing me and threatening d mods when ignoring me would've been your best option. Or am I that too big to ignore? Lol You said my offence is "spiteful comments"? Lol always giving biased clumsy complaints. I've chosen to ignore you two cos I see you both enjoy cursing. I won't curse back an inch if you two continue. Mods, pls kindly disregard their clueless complaints concerning me. Thanks |
can we all join hands together to move this sextion forward? There's no need threatening d mods dat if they don't obey, heaven'll let loose. Why all the threat, like "i'll attack him o" "mods, this is your last warning" ? Where'll it lead us to if not warning PMs I ayaf played my own part to be law-abiding to d highest degree. Pls, stop all the cursing cos it'll lead us nowhere. If you decide to continue, then i'll always ignore as i've been doing since. MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR!!! *yes, I said, "make love". Lol |
^lmao!!! You go fear erecting bar for Politics Sec ![]() |
lilkech:[color=#990000]i knew if I had taken it, my Young Moses would be at full mast through out the race. But would it have propelled me to run faster? * when i for don use d viagra get extra leg ? Why i no go win the race *badt boy. . . |
Beloved Jokers, this is a true life story and it happened to me. October 2010, we were scheduled to run 1500m Race as the Fitness test for recruitment into the Nigerian Road Safety. I went to the venue(stadium), but I felt I needed something for the race---------> Glucose! So, I went outside. I felt the choicest place I can get it is a Chemist Shop! So, I saw one and entered inside. Accidentally, the name "glucose" blanked my memories then so I was looking for a synonym. So, i told the lady Chemist that I needed a "strength booster" Lo and behold, she gave me Viagra!!! If it were you, what would you do? |
Happy Belated Birthday Mikuz just seeing thread now |
mtchew! Can somebody tell me the connection b/w the title and the post? The 'thing' has no iota of humour at all sef. . . ![]() *recommends Yaba left for d OP* |
NEW BIN:Carry torchlight find am na |
DONkollione:muki, pls do something about this comment, pls it's an unwarranted attack |
mukina2:sorry we don't get to use PM, I would've PM'ed you Another hater on the loose, bullying me since morning. Pls caution. www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=711136.msg10066284#msg10066284 thanks |
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skales: Studio CFR skales==stales so i hereby baptize you young stales ![]() |
skales:welcome back, friend see as your posts don lean. 4? Lol BTW, I thought it's supposed to be Young Skales? |
@ Donkollione Is this not the curse you gave me at that same bar? DONkollione:@mods pls, this is another hater. I understand he doesn't like me. Must he curse me when I don't talk to him? Can a kind mod pls warn him to keep off insulting me? Thanks |
^ it's 'MacDELL' ![]() LOL |
booqee:make person no side-talk again? Lawd Have Mercy!!! |
Wepu obi. Nke foduziri bu aha ya. |
^yeah, mu na ya na aza otu first name. .if you can remember mine. Seriously |
8 yrs! ![]() Lawd Have Mercy!!! |
^ no meat/fish sef, na wa oh |
got d same issue here. Them just cite this school inside bush and d bank take style scarce for here. Till I enter Awka first bashy_demy: |
^got d same issue here. Them just cite this school inside bush and d bank take style scarce for here. Till I enter Awka first |
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