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Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 7:40pm On Feb 02, 2012
^^^
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why give him tummy, is he hungry?

you call him honey but stingy with your punny tongue tongue

don't give him yummy for his tummy

instead, give him punny for his lil' Johnny tongue cheesy grin

now, that's funny if you feeling hornyy tongue tongue

cheesy cheesy cheesy
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Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 9:35am On Feb 02, 2012
Stop d mockery cos you're a mod.
Jokes EtcRe: Nairaland Progressive Joker Club: (npjc) by jackpot(f): 7:14am On Feb 02, 2012
poster, are you a 15 year? tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 7:03am On Feb 02, 2012
dani1luv:
We dont just ban without concrete reasons , lets see whats gonna happen after you thread has been cleaned, and everyone involved warned. . smiley
i've got no warnings cos i'm not cursing anybody.


She is the one cursing and she'll keep getting the warning PMs.

See as you just quoted her without even telling her to stop calling names. Didn't you see where she typed "f**l" ?

Am I missing something here?
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 6:43am On Feb 02, 2012
689 posts alone?

That's 22 pages in 52 days?

Lawd Have Mercy!!!

*as a mathematician, lemme calculate "approximately" when we gonna get to 100 pages*

*brings out my Scientific Porpo calculator* tongue cheesy

52/689 * 32*100 = 241.50 days sad

8 months to fill up this disaster thread?

**starts stammering**

No, this ca caca cacan't be bebe po popo popossible! grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 4:42am On Feb 02, 2012
Efemena_xy:
^^Ewooo ma sister - make you nor too worry

I for borrow you some money to help out but madam ID wan use Igbesi (buy now, pay later) market finish me  tongue

Lol!! Good to see your sense of humor never tarnish!

Up Badosky!!  grin grin

now where Ms Tanimz sef??
either she's doing some shaving or she's having her bath in the bathroom. grin

Now, don't peep through that door key-hole
tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 8:44pm On Feb 01, 2012
chelseabmw:
Sleeping time. . . . . This is a quote from me. . . .As you wake up pray ova it

Definition Of Love:      Love is getting puuuuny on credit with extra kiss!!
punny on credit? shocked

lemme have it!!! cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 8:27pm On Feb 01, 2012
dani1luv:
THREAD CLEANED

PLEASE LET THERE BE PEACE ABEGI smiley


bUT Wait oh!!!

[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/brown%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EPlease whats Punnyhuh%5E_%5E.gif[/img]

whats punny? huh lipsrsealed

punny?

Yeah, it's a soccer arena where dudes sprain their ankles while doing press-ups.

some are the size of a football field cos it's 100yards, while some looks like monkey-post

some dey salivate, while some hisses in action.

needs more explanation? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 8:06pm On Feb 01, 2012
Dani

I actually lost faith in you when you attacked me without any reason in that thread El opened with my profile link inside.

If you noticed, i avoided replying you there.
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 4:34pm On Feb 01, 2012
dani1luv:
I'ld see what I can do today, cos am on mobile right now, my lappie is faulty, datz the main reason i havent bin much online, even if its to buy time at the cafe i would, okay? Kpele sogbo ma binu, since jackpot has been warned and he refuses to adhere, i think i just have to do it, gve me b4 afternoon
yeah, talk about biasedness, even d super-mod knows you. I won't say much cos Muki knows better who's beefing who. Let me not wash dat dirty linen in public.

Lemme respect authority by not dissecting your statement fully.

But just do me a favor and quit mis-yarning.

Like seriously, what'll your reason be?

Everybody knows who is cursing who.

*waves hand at d super-mod*
hi muki. This little clique can't just stop opening threads and cursing me.

Why all d threats even when they're d one shooting bullets? undecided

i hope i'm doing better by allowing only them to be doing d cursing?
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 4:16pm On Feb 01, 2012
^^Ok, yes, two of you(Donkolli and the other one) are the actual haters.

Since during d voting, you had portrayed yourselves as my enemies by bashing me and my voters. Did I complain for d bashing then? No.
At last, your motive was defeated cos I won.

Why are you always cursing me and threatening d mods when ignoring me would've been your best option. Or am I that too big to ignore? Lol

You said my offence is "spiteful comments"? Lol

always giving biased clumsy complaints.

I've chosen to ignore you two cos I see you both enjoy cursing.

I won't curse back an inch if you two continue.

Mods, pls kindly disregard their clueless complaints concerning me.

Thanks
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 4:01pm On Feb 01, 2012
can we all join hands together to move this sextion forward?

There's no need threatening d mods dat if they don't obey, heaven'll let loose.

Why all the threat, like "i'll attack him o" "mods, this is your last warning" ?

Where'll it lead us to if not warning PMs

I ayaf played my own part to be law-abiding to d highest degree.

Pls, stop all the cursing cos it'll lead us nowhere.

If you decide to continue, then i'll always ignore as i've been doing since.


MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR!!!

*yes, I said, "make love". Lol cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 1:27pm On Jan 30, 2012
^lmao!!! You go fear erecting bar for Politics Sec cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: If It Were You, What Would You Do? -----> Read Me! by jackpot(op): 5:13pm On Jan 29, 2012
lilkech:
IF I WERE YOU I WOULD HAVE COLLECTED AND PAID FOR THE VIAGRA SINCE AND EVEN YOU THE MARATHON SELF
[color=#990000]i knew if I had taken it, my Young Moses would be at full mast through out the race.

But would it have propelled me to run faster?
* when i for don use d viagra get extra leg ? Why i no go win the race *
badt boy. . .
Jokes EtcIf It Were You, What Would You Do? -----> Read Me! by jackpot(op): 6:12am On Jan 29, 2012
Beloved Jokers, this is a true life story and it happened to me.

October 2010, we were scheduled to run 1500m Race as the Fitness test for recruitment into the Nigerian Road Safety.

I went to the venue(stadium), but I felt I needed something for the race---------> Glucose!

So, I went outside. I felt the choicest place I can get it is a Chemist Shop!

So, I saw one and entered inside.

Accidentally, the name "glucose" blanked my memories then so I was looking for a synonym.

So, i told the lady Chemist that I needed a "strength booster"

Lo and behold, she gave me Viagra!!! shocked

If it were you, what would you do? huh smiley
Jokes EtcRe: New Read : Mikuz's Birthday by jackpot(f): 5:10am On Jan 29, 2012
Happy Belated Birthday Mikuz

just seeing thread now
Jokes EtcRe: Pls Check Ur Hiv Status Asap! by jackpot(f): 5:05am On Jan 29, 2012
mtchew!

Can somebody tell me the connection b/w the title and the post? shocked

The 'thing' has no iota of humour at all sef. . . sad

*recommends Yaba left for d OP* tongue
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 7:09pm On Jan 28, 2012
NEW BIN:
money?


i ve lost my job oo!
Carry torchlight find am na tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 1:10pm On Jan 28, 2012
DONkollione:
^@JACK
y do u lyk bhvin lyk a small pikin? I kno u masturrbatte on dat ya pc which i blv is d only cure to dis ya social leprosy. i hv been noticing u n i hv come to conclude dat u hv been deserted by d female folk maybe 4rm ya UGLY LOOKS dats d main reason y A HUMAN FOOL LYK U WILL BE POSTIÑG REPLIES dat will quench dis ya s€x hunger in d late hours of d nyt (3am), I wonder weda na bado cause mk ashawo no gree gv u bleep? Mtcheeeew!

Guy i kno also dat u r not wise so a word is not enuf 4 u. #word
muki, pls do something about this comment, pls

it's an unwarranted attack
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Iice Can I Meet You? by jackpot(f): 11:12am On Jan 28, 2012
mukina2:
sorry just seeing this now.
sorry we don't get to use PM, I would've PM'ed you

Another hater on the loose, bullying me since morning. Pls caution.

www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=711136.msg10066284#msg10066284

thanks
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 10:55am On Jan 28, 2012
sad sad sad
Jokes EtcRe: Studio And Booqee by jackpot(f): 9:41am On Jan 28, 2012
skales:
Loll

I just like the name skales ,  I wan rebrand everything about me,  One of my new year resolution


Thank you


Studio CFR

skales==stales

so i hereby baptize you young stales
tongue
Jokes EtcRe: You Must Read Dis! (wetin Concern Dem?) by jackpot(f): 9:29am On Jan 28, 2012
skales:
Zackpot and b1tchpo.

I no get una two time, Walaihi

Make una continue dey gossip bout me, Na the prize I gats pay to be celebrity
welcome back, friend

see as your posts don lean.

4? Lol

BTW, I thought it's supposed to be Young Skales? tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 9:11am On Jan 28, 2012
@
Donkollione

Is this not the curse you gave me at that same bar?

DONkollione:
^^@jackpot
wu dey dcv u say u funny?. No b u wey IDOWUOGBO finish 4rm head to toe 4 complaint thread? bcus e PAIN u well well u run go dey call mukina n dani1luv lyk small pikin. Hw i wish i saved those comment to mk u run into ya shell anytym dat ur conji wey ur uglyness no fit quench dey disturb u. As Ugly as u are u dont want to code n behv . Nowonda as chicks 4 ur area no send u 4 real life u com dey help ur self 4 internet wey nobody go identify ur roýal uglyness. Mtcheeeeeew. Get a handwork old man pls.

Now i know wat social depression can cause. Smh
@mods

pls, this is another hater. I understand he doesn't like me. Must he curse me when I don't talk to him?

Can a kind mod pls warn him to keep off insulting me? Thanks
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 5:13am On Jan 28, 2012
^
it's 'MacDELL' cheesy

LOL grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: You Must Read Dis! (wetin Concern Dem?) by jackpot(f): 4:21am On Jan 28, 2012
booqee:
Jackpot abeg speak english wey everybody understand jare! undecided Dis is "nairaland-the nigerian forum", not "nairaland-the igbo forum"! Mtcheww undecided
make person no side-talk again? embarassed

Lawd Have Mercy!!! shocked
Jokes EtcRe: You Must Read Dis! (wetin Concern Dem?) by jackpot(f): 7:15pm On Jan 27, 2012
Wepu obi. Nke foduziri bu aha ya.
Jokes EtcRe: You Must Read Dis! (wetin Concern Dem?) by jackpot(f): 7:00pm On Jan 27, 2012
^yeah, mu na ya na aza otu first name. .if you can remember mine. Seriously
RomanceRe: How Do You End An 8 Years Old Relationship? by jackpot(f): 6:14pm On Jan 27, 2012

8 yrs!huh huh


Lawd Have Mercy!!! shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 5:51pm On Jan 27, 2012
^
no meat/fish sef, na wa oh shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Help Nairalander Perx - And She Went Home: RIP Perx by jackpot(f): 4:05pm On Jan 27, 2012
got d same issue here. Them just cite this school inside bush and d bank take style scarce for here. Till I enter Awka first
bashy_demy:
@r231 Got the detail and i will send my donation Insha Allah next probably Tuesday or Wednesday. That was when i will be able to get to where GTB Bank is
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Help Nairalander Perx - And She Went Home: RIP Perx by jackpot(f): 4:01pm On Jan 27, 2012
^got d same issue here. Them just cite this school inside bush and d bank take style scarce for here. Till I enter Awka first

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