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Jeeez! Story of my life;

I once dated a looney like that once. For every slight quarrel that makes no sense whatso ever, she would just pack her load and walk out of the dor despite all the pleas. There is even one i remembered so vividly whereby some of my male friends where over and she was just alone watching a movie and she told everyone to keep quiet because we were disturbing her. All of us just laughed and continued to catch on on old times and before you knew it, she picked up her clothes, put it in a bag and stormed out of the door and mind you, this was past 11pm and her house was miles away. We all pursued her to beg her to return because of the time, but she ignored all of us and walked so far deep into the night.

I was so scared that night and she switched off her phone. The next day i rushed to her crib and there she was chilling and I asked her why she did something so insane, all she replied was that we were disturbing her film so she had to go home and watch it.

Sheez!

Since then i wont even date any looney like that for nothing and if i meet one, i will make sure she never comes back and hope the wolves eat her alive for her foolishness and stubborness. I dont know what these stupid chicks feel like when they do such nonsense.

What are they trying to prove They could be a very dense Stupid chicken brained lot atimes!

Pittbaby:
Jack Tweed, LOL well thanks for tellling the world the kinda of girls you have been dating

Abi Its good to know the secrets women harbor and more fantastic to analyse their f**k ups underneath their pants. . . lol

But say the truth! You have Stretch marks on your Yansh. . .Oya confess! No shame

tpiah:
is Jack Tweed Adam Brody?

can two different people have this kind of identical attitude?

anyway, I dont even know if I have stretch marks on my derriere unless I check the mirror and can look backwards like a giraffe.


those of you who specialize in ogling a woman's front or behind for stretch marks- na una sabi! Nothing spoil!

I guess toyinrayo's hallucinations is worrying you too now. I guess this adam brody bloke really spun you guys around. . .lol Because i seem to get a lot of comparison with him. I need to check his posts out to know the extent of damage he has caused your psyche. . .lol.What come may, i am already lovin' him

Dont mind all these old mama yungi chicks. You see them posing with with their jeans and spaggettis forming for men left right and centre but their greatest undoing is whne they strip naked. I always play the fool with them till its time to bang the sh***t outta them and lo! and Behold! When you see their flabby breasts with stretch marks as long as the thrid mainland bridge, you will just start laughing, you see their conconted and twisted nipples facing planet mars and the color of the aureolais in beween green and red.

You see their chests and find wisps of chest hairs and you wonder what's up with all that cleavage talk and wonder bra they are trying to hide. Take a look at their stomachs and its operation laugh and die. Its as if your looking at a very fat father christams without his santa suit and the flabby stretch mark ridden belly is so obtusely disgusting that you wonder what they have been hiding all along forming for nonsense.

Then the protuding yansh is the cream of the crop. Its even more disgusting when you see them wearing G-Strings trying to feell sexy but the stretch marks out number the strands of pubic hair on their p***ssy. You dont know whether the yansh is black or yellow since bleaching cream has distorted that protuding mass of garbage they call their ass smelling of yesterday's shit.

I used to wonder why they accumulate all these stretch marks that they would desperately want to hide from Men, but i realise in the folly of their own insecurity to attract men, they need to pose and pretend that they are hot chicks underneath all that garb of stretches and they know once a man has seen them naked, they are done for and their posing goes into the wind.

I dont know which one is worse, whether marrying a girl with tribal marks or one that has countless of stretch marks that could shame the person who coined the name?

Irritating lot!

Guys better go out with a stretch mark free chick and enjoy it while it lasts and move on when you begin to notice those moulds of fats and lines creeping up their asses!

Only a Virgin is Virtuous, every other one is an abomination that isnt married but has fornicated and the bible proscribes terrible punishments for fornicators before marriage!

Thats why there should be more atheists couples. You won't have time to start worrying over some winches and mammy water spirits and holy water or worry about your son growing up to be a suicide bombing terrorists.

Being an Atheist couple gives you the right to have a free mind, devoid of hallucinations, dementia, fear and unnecessary cling on spirituality but to have time to raise your kids intelligently, teach them manners, obey the law of the land and banish all forms of spiritual fear from a child and stupidity such as believing a donkey spoke in the bible or a human being turned into a pillar of salt or better still bombing yourself so that 7 virgins would be waiting for you in a heaven

In short Religion should be banished to make way for rational and sensible relationships. Yes i forgot, the money used for tithes given to a sweet talking swash buckling firebranding pastor will effectively be saved every sunday in a bank for our children and when they are 21, they will become instant millionaires instead of worrying where their next meal will come from and seeing the pastor so rich from his own tithes and travelling in gulf 4 stream jets

Posted by: 190

Its Fashola himself that needs a psychiatric test
Foolish man

The most intelligent post on Nairaland so far i have seen. Before Men pulverize women, isnt it the woman who aggrevates him to the point of no return? But the women shouldnt go for psychiatric tests but instead they should be taken to Gstaad or St. Moritz for holidays because they are women abi?

Nonsense

Rather what Fashola should have said is that Men who dont beat Women need Psychiatric Tests! They need it to make them know that a Man is more superior to them any way they look at it and its also a reminder to them to learn to control their loose unguarded tongues!

Fashola waka jo!

Diana Ross sang: WHY DO FOOLS RUSH IN LOVE!!!


Only fools believe love exists and when their eyes open, they will realise they were bigger fools when the so called love evaporates

A wise man never falls in love but plays to the gallery and when he smells foul, he disappears never to look back hence he turns into Salt like Lot's wife!

@topic

Your living in fools paradise. You pick up a copy of cosmo and think those rules apply to our local village home grown nigerian nairaland pako ladies?

Rather you should be telling us how to find 12 ways to use money, fyne cars and food to sleep with them since that's the only language they understand within their dim witted brains. . . lol

Please alert me when you come up with 12 ways to break up a girls heart or 24 ways to stab her

there is no reason to propose!!!

If you can cohabit together without stress, whats then the fuss about getting married and things would change? Its better to just cohabit as long as you want and when your tired, one party can walk away and both of you move on without any wahala.

I dont see my self every proposing to anyone. Its just not necessary, both long term relationships suit me well. No extra liability or responsibility transfered to the extended family or to her apart from the basic sex and mutual consent.

So if she wants to know how long she should wait, she can as well wait for eternity because it aint gonna happen!

N100,000?

Thats too much for her? I will allow you to sleepwith her for less than N1 and round 2 can be free.

Afterall she is a woman and an object of sex. So why pay her cash for something she was born to do and will die doing?

Afterall men dont know when their wives cheat on other men for free. There is no toto metre to know, so no need to charge!

Cane her for free jare! men use women as a pawn to conclude business deals by exchaning women with other men to sleep with them in exchange for signing contracts, so why shouldnt i sacrifice my wife freely and wilingly to get a juicy offer when i can always divorce her and marry another one and she ends up becoming a single mom or lonely divorcee with no hope?

Like i said before, the greatest benefit nature bestowed upon me was making me a man and not a woman.

*Toyinrayo:
Were we fighting?

Hmm, and I thought I was just getting under your skin

So you don't rem. your own identity?

Why am I not surprised?

Now i know the drugs are working big time.

From Hallucination to Dementia. . . lol

Next stop for you. . .Swine flu

So you can't remember any of the previous names on nairaland you compared me to? Are you having a fuzzy washed out mind?


It has being fun. . .knowing how daft you can be. . . maybe some other time we would pick up from your deluded mind, by then, i hope the doctors in lab coats would have successfully detoxed you and replaced your cotton wool memory with partial intelligence or liquid fluids from a chicken's brain because you dont deserve anything less!

Asswipe!

*Toyinrayo:
Hmm, popularity on NL?

Is that why you're posting all these speeches?

No wonder. I was wondering why you think somebody cares enough to read all that.

Cute.

I am sorry, who are you talking to?

Whats my name? You have called me 3 different names today already, so i am confused now. . . lol

I need to know if the drugs are taking effect on you now. You sound a little hazy from your posts. I need to be sure so that i can validly know who i am stroking?

*Toyinrayo:
I'd suggest you go up and read your post again.

Are you also [b]Going Green [/b]with your posts? Well, recycling is not a bad idea sha, but it gets boring after a while .

So. . . .tweedo dumb, what other ways are you growing green?

Mumu. . . lol


What a very lame and sorry way to give up a fight. You started brightly but ended up very poorly.

Next time you cross my path, i will make you a sacrificial ewe and place your head on a plate for your olofofo cabal to cry over you.

Silly ass!

One more thing! Whats my name. . . lol

Point of correction;

This is what you said:

Tweedo be quiet

before then, did i say anything to you or insult you personally? Did i antagonize you personally or single you out for anything? Did i motion anyway to you or know you existed?

But like every other olofofo nairaland chick on nairaland on some cheap high trying to score some popularity award amongst her friends, you needed to just single me out personally and misyan.

No you didnt get under my skin, rather i am the one that wants to skin you alive. Dont twist the words to attract sympathy to yourself as if you didnt say anything foolish at first.

I am not worried about you being in control. You are in control all your life or else how would you be such an expert in stealing sperms from men and valung their economic worth? Only a sexual predator and nymph like you can allude to such control. I am not bothered. You make your living off it and use that money to buy alcohol to make you drunk! So carry on your control. Its a personal high for you!

meanwhile, one more question: Who am i?

Just checking whether the Hallucinating drugs are working again. . . lol

I thought it was adam brody? Are you getting high from your detox injection? Now we are back to Twedum Make up your mind. This hallucination is really throwing you off board.

Meanwhile whose insulting your father? Isnt it a fact? Is your Popsie dead? Isnt he the one who paid for your education in that our village school? Did he use up all his life savings to build the school roof till he became broke and died?

Which one be yab your popsie again? Woman abeg stop am o!

What a Moronic pillock!

*Toyinrayo:
I know right.

And he thinks he can bully me.

What a shame

All of a sudden, i am bullying you but when you were spewing rubbish left and right before i had time to treat your f***k up, you were the queen of this forum in insulting people. Now i have your time, matching words with you, all of a sudden i am the bully and your the innocent one that i picked on randomly abi?

Someone who doesnt know what transpired before it got to this tage will think i started it all but with your craftily carefully thought out propaganda, you want to win converts to your side after starting the whole thing and you think that will score you brownie points abi?

Abeg go and sit down jare. If you cant finish something, dont start it and if you start it, dont complain when the heat is too much for you.

*Toyinrayo:
Our Village school?

Abeg o, dnt group me in with you ppl.

Bunch of village idiots

What a way to honor your late father's memory

After he spent his life fortune trying to educate you and rebuild our poor school, you disown him patapata

He must be rolling his grave after reading this crap about him and his people!

Bloody Ingrate!

*Toyinrayo:
Were you the Valedictorian of your Village school?

You and your speeches.

Yes i was Not my Village School: Point of correction: OUR VILLAGE SCHOOL

Have you forgotten so easily? Remember you were the senior prefect of our village school and your father contributed a huge sum of money to rebuild the thatched roof of our poor school. How can you forget so easily now that you won visa lottery to make your life better small. Thats being pompous and hideous to the village school that thought you all you know, how to dress, eat, talk and f***k

I dont think your father will be very happy to hear how you are dissing our old school when he spent a forune to send you to that village school and train you with it!

Ingrate!

No, i was actually waiting for you to come up with the next insult since i am new here following your lead. But i must confess that i am a bit disappointed that you didnt continue with your drivel. I was enjoying it and it saddens me that you have chickened out to tamely when all indications at first pointed towards you being a worthy champion that could insult people and get away with it.

I am very very disappointed at you. Your such a coward! You started so brightly now your abandoning the race

Better go and bring out your olofofo diaries and scribble all the gossips and yabs you have recieved today to show your fellow amebo nairaland olofofo cabal so that they can come to your aid since your not a chick or should i say chicken of your words to start a battle which you can't finish!

slowpoke!

*Toyinrayo:
At the rate you're going, your sperm wouldn't be worth a kobo (if it's even worths anything right now) real soon.

Of course you will know how much a sperm is worth since you deal and trade on sperms gotten both legally and illegally from men on a daily basis.

One minute your a drunk in rehab detoxing, next minute, your profering your expertise in the sale of sperms and its attendant economical value.

I de fear you o!

How do you measure the sperms if i may ask? Is it your p**ssy barometre you store them or you secretly suck men's d**ks at night to force out the sperm for sale to your mammy water group or hid the used condoms in your bags as a trophy collection to auction on ebay?

Anyway, since i know your a drunkard in rehab detoxing also selling and measuring the economic value of sperms in a hallucination mood, i won't be shocked if you start talking biting off men's dick during a MouthAction session. Your just one in a million !

I am sure they looked at you once and decided on the name spermatozoa!

*Toyinrayo:
Tweedo dumb, asking you to be quiet is an insult?

What would you then call "shut the phock up?"

Nothing

I will just assume that its time for your detox injection and your hallucinating jibberish now to prevent the guys in white lab coat from giving you your medication to flush out that ocean of alcohol from your body.

No offence taken. As a drunk, you are entitled to misyan rubbish after your meds before they put you to sleep. It helps sooth the detox process your experiencing.

One minute, your calling me tweedum and the next minute adambrody and back to tweedum

Truely the booze really did a number on you. . . lol

So on behalf of us nairalanders, we carry our beer mugs to clink with your bottle of vodka hiding under your bed!

BOTTOMS UP BOOZY! Let the Hallucination begin!!!

*Toyinrayo:
Adam Brody, welcome back.

You're the only one that writes rubbish essays out of two-liners.

lol

Giving up so easily using the back door to compare me to another person? How lame. I thought since you started the insult contest, you will be sober enough to continue your tirade. . . lol

What a pillock!!!

@topic

Your money and your sperm.

Apart from that, nothing intelligible worthy of note!

*Toyinrayo:
shhhh, the first thing that alcohol affects is your judgment.

Just thought you should know, before you drink it next time

lol

Coming from a certified Alcholic locked up in Rehab where you have been granted your daily one hour browsing time, i think i should take your words seriously.

I hope your detox is going on smoothly at expected because a major addicted alcholic drunk like you ought to grant you 6 onths in the rehab pen to flush out your toxins and another 6 months to make you a normal member of the society temporarily.

Meanwhile, hows your cocaine detox going on too? Have they been able to solve your addiction problem to these substance abuse?

Well i wish you luck in rehab and drop a post card every now and then till your out!

Psycho Boozy!

Pssssfff!

I was even thinking you this crack head had something better to say. Just because someone is not ready to kiss your fat dirty stinking ass when ever you type something meaniless, that means you have to always negate the person. Because i dont follow your bandwagon of olofofo amebo cabal to sweet tongue each other and drool over your extremely senseless posts and topics, that means i would have to be bashed by you irritating nimcompoops everytime you open a disgusting thread that has to deal with boobs, ass and d**ks.

You muppets dont even have a steady relationship or better still are involved with anyone, but your quick to place the oprah winfrey role and abuse any body that has a genuine issue to discuss. You better go register in your local speed dating to get laid tonight or join nairalist to look for that rich nairaland to help your miserable expired life!

silly ass!

Who is is this adambrody that you nut cases have been refering me to ever since

*Toyinrayo:
tweedo dumb, plz be quiet

Abeg Sharappppp!

See Promiscus slowpoke trying to justify her self!


Better go and look for a bottle of coke to stick up your ass!

@big-bumper

Why are you calling me a numpty? I didnt abuse you but your quick to jump the band wagon and if i start with you ppl will say i have a caustic tongue whereas you started it all!

Why are women more promiscus? What a question!

They were born promiscus. No blue film is complete without these promiscus blood sucking vampires!!!!

Haven't you heard of the term "PROSTITUTES"? Where did you think the name came from? Obviously not from Men but the philandering of Promiscus women!

You guys are changing the topic. We should be talking more about these greedy leech sucking girls trying to seek a Rich Nairalander to squeeze dry and ways to prevent these poor church rats from succeeding!

Their greed knows no bound. Go check Nairalist dating and see for yourself.

Greedy Poverty Struck Christian Leprechauns!

Of course most of these nairaland broke ass women are always loking for made men to support their insiatiable greed.

Just look at any classified on nairalist from any of these silly untrained poverty stricken nairaland girls always starting their captions with:

Beautiful Christian sexy lady looking for a very Rich and Handsome man that can support me!

Hungry Imbeciles!

na me do you?

You no get papa for house? Why they always have to beg like kano street beggers baffles me. And the annoying thing is that they always try to claim independence and financial freedom but these douche church rat female bags would always want a someone to cater for their financial needs. How often do you hear or see a nairaland chap looking for a rich woman? Its because they were born into poverty and have that poverty stricken mind to shamelessly prowl nairaland and seek out successful men to skim dry.

I hope boys are getting more wiser to prevent these leeches from sucking them dry and avoid all their bloviates?

Another joke is that most of them are christians looking for a rich man. . . .Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! Christainity? What a farce

Mixing religion and greed to hoodwink people! At least the muslim chicks are still decent enough not to advertise their show of shame and level of hunger world wide to look for a man!