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ecoeco:
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B4 you all start coming here to blame the husband

It doesn't make sense 4 d husband to call her 4 settlement nd den kill her nd leave her private parts jst like dat

This is wat actually happened

Husband : calls wife into the room
Wife: enters room(with facial expression of anger)

Husband : pls let us settle this matter i am sorry
Wife: thats wat u always say nd den u do it again useless man

Husband : i said i am sorry(looking a bit angry)
Wife : see ur mate ar living in 3 bedroom flat comfortably... But all u do is starve me nd d children in dis ur 1 room nd go around pursuing women with ur truck

Husband : (slaps wife)
Wife : (screams)terkaa You will kill me today(rushes to the door, locks it, puts d key in her bra)

Husband : you are very stupid
Wife : comes close to husband nd starts fighting him

They hand wrestle for bit...

Husband: (trying to avoid her blow)
Wide: (seeing she's not inflicting enough pain, bites him on the hand deep)

Husband : ahhhh ( angrily starts beating up wife)

Wife : you will kill me today (breaks free frm husband, rushes to the cupboard, brings out a hammer)

Husband : lucy don't try me o lucy
Wife: throws hammer at husband nd misses

Husband : rushes towards wife
Wife: (seeing husband drawing close rushes to pick up an axe)

Husband : (seeing wife picking up axe, grabs her collects the axe pushes her to the floor)
Wife : (stands up, rushes to the other end of the room nd picks up the second axe)

( Survival status kicks 4 both parties nd @ dis point anybdy can kill anybdy out of survival instincts)

Husband : hits wife first.... Sees his mistake.... Escapes frm the window

Underlining assumption :
1. The husband couldn't hav called her nd locked d door immediately

2. The husband couldn't hav used 2 axes nd a hammer jst to kill one woman

3 It has been proven that the female starts every domestic fight either by their words or action during conversation

4 99% of wat causes a quarrel btw a couple is either s*x related or money related

5. 99% of men will slap a woman who calls dem "useless ' or compares them to" their mates"

6. Since it's a 1 room apartment objects like axe nd hammer will be close @ any point in time


#Eco99#

Guy na wa for u oooo, u got me laughing on a sad thread. U joking right?

PassingShot:
Foolish idiotic useless cocaine addict.

Why have you not committed suicide already.

Your frustration has just started.

Ndi Ara.

I agree with you on this one, though u used to be my adversary. His words are out of order and uncalled for. What is the president suppose to do? Be on his knees and beg? Nonsense

President Muhammadu Buhari returns to the country later today, after receiving medical attention in London.

The President had left the country on May 7, this year, after handing over power to Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, who has functioned as Acting President since then.

President Buhari is expected to speak to Nigerians in a broadcast by 7 a.m on Monday, August 21, 2017.

He thanks all Nigerians who have prayed ceaselessly for his recovery and well-being since the beginning of the health challenge.

FEMI ADESINA
Special Adviser to the President
(Media and Publicity)
August 19, 2017

bjcole:
This man appears so sick, he should do the honourable please.

Hmmmm, he looks very sick, well I wish him quick recovery. Bt why shl he resign? Is there a vacuum in power?

Thats jst one side of the story, not enough to make judgment sir

Those people wit fire extinguishers really tried, they hv put their lives on the line, bt they could have done better, the fire is raging by d other side, bt they kept spraying the bottom of the car. So sad n painful, RIP to d dead

ELKHALIFAISIS:
no they bring mass illiteracy poverty and terrorism

Guys abeg takam easy na, lol

opeoluwa20:
Ipob will do anything for money

Guy leave IPOB out of this, it is quite an unfortunate event that can happen anywhere

ELKHALIFAISIS:
yeah as the era of crude oil is about to crumble ,what do you have in hand to scale through Education F9
entrepreneurship F9+ , ... so tell me how do you guys plan to survive since northern Nigeria are highly oil dependence , East have commerce, education and technology , West have financial institutions, education, and entrepreneurship, and what do u northerners have mass illiteracy , terrorism, unfriendly business destination, social unrest, religious fanatics, poverty and hostile society , u will mentioned Dangote ,but should I reminds u Dangote is just one man, and a tree does not make a Forest, Dangote is surviving at the mercy of FG monopoly , remove the monopoly let's watch how he falls, development is when you have 20million people naira millionaires than 1man with $20billion , the equation is not balance, .. I ask u again what do u guys have in hand to survive this , u might say agriculture... but do I reminds you, 89% of Germany, England groceries and edible foods are imported , what am I to lose if there is no oil 90% of northern agricultural products are sold in South , I can source any of this your unhygienic products elsewhere, so my dear I don't depends on ur unhygienic products to survive. u can take it elsewhere and sell, I believe ur agric did not meet up with international standard, the only place u can sell it, is Niger chad of Somali, I laugh when you said we ... please should I reminds you there is nothing like we, every region will carry it Cross, your fate and mine are not the same, as I'm seeing it sooner or later there will be nothing like we anymore, it won't be business as usual, no more monthly oil bounties, no southern Nigeria to carry you along, u will wallow in chaos and social rascality and Almajiri system your leaders intentionally brought to your region... please tell me how northern Nigeria going to scale through

The way you are talking I don't think you hav been to the north b4, its funny how some of u were utterly surprised when they visited the north. Yes we have issues in the north bt we are united in fighting them.
NORTHERN NIGERIA: Farming is our pride, Agriculture remains our backbone.

ELKHALIFAISIS:
Oil exploration in Nigeria was a 50-year business venture that was funded by private equity with government only providing exploration licenses to the various international oil mineral development companies. It began in the Oil Rivers protectorate, around the bight of Bonny and Biafra, in 1907, seven years before the amalgamation of the northern and southern protectorates in 1914 and several years before the appearance of the first groundnut pyramid in Kano. Oil exploration was initiated in Nigeria by the Nigerian Bitumen Corporation, a private firm, which left Nigeria after a failed venture in 1914. Between 1937 and January 15, 1957, when international oil giant Shell-BP began exploration and the discovery of oil in commercial quantity in the Niger Delta community of Oloibiri in Bayelsa State, over six million pounds was spent by the company. Shell-BP would go on to construct the basic oil and gas infrastructure (network of pipelines) that would aid the evacuation of crude oil from production in Oloibiri and other oil-producing sites to the export terminals for international sale. The first oil refinery in Nigeria was not built with money from groundnut pyramids; it was built by Shell-BP in Eleme community, Rivers State, in 1965. Similarly, the 1970s was the beginning of the oil boom and Nigeria’s oil and gas production infrastructure would be expanded rapidly with oil money. The construction of the Warri refinery was awarded at a cost of $478 million to Snamprogetti Spa Milan of Italy by the Gen. Yakubu Gowon regime at the height of the oil boom in 1975 when the groundnut pyramids had almost disappeared. The Kaduna refinery was awarded at a cost of $525 million to Chiyoda Engineering and Construction Company in 1976 by the Murtala/Obasanjo regime and the new Port Harcourt refinery was commissioned in 1989.That's the lies they use to lay hold on niger delta oil. Awolowo used cocoa to develop his region, sadaurna used proceeds from groundnut to islamize d north, okpara used palm seeds proceeds to reinvigorate east.
No ground nut n cocoa money was used for exploration. The truth must b told.
The FG used royalty money paid by oil companies to buy a stake.
Your cocoa and groundnuts did not fund the oil industry so please stop your taqiyya lies.
I'm still asking what are guys from desert bring to the table

Oh ye Nigerians, pls rise up frm ur slumber, the era of crude oil is abt to crumble. Most European countries are planning to ban all fossil fuel vehicles by 2040-2045. Every time oil oil oil, how many countries in the world have oil? Are they not surviving? Some of them are even doing better than us. Has oil actually help Nigerians or turn us into lazy idle bunch, jst waiting for monthly allocation.

UncleJudax:
I am sure you know that you didn't answer the question.

And just so you know, there are less Northerners outside Nigeria cos, why move when Abuja (pot of oil money) is working for you.

Abuja is not working for northerners ooooo lol, hop u saw the pics uploaded above? Its jst that d average northerner is contended wit the little he has

ELKHALIFAISIS:
will this stop them from blaming Nnamdi KANU, Ipob and ojukwu for their backwardness , woes and failed system
north lags behind economically, educationally and socially
The economies of the south that the north has grown so used to, cannot be relied on forever.
It is common to see children with bowls at a time when they are supposed to be in school begging for alms in the north... I want to know what northern Nigeria bring to the table... Southeast controls Nigeria commerce, South south contribute immensely to our national coffers we sustained with their oil, Southwest control Nigeria financial institutions and cooperate affairs, I want to know what northern Nigeria bring to the table, a lot of them will say , agriculture ,power bla bla bla... and I want to know if their agricultural products are shared among Nigerians freely please what is this guys contribute to national development , I'm waiting for them to devour me , they will say foodstuff bla bla bla. . . . its not as if they give it to us for free.we buy it from them.but they get free oil money from us every month.when they had ''peanut'' money, were they dashing it out to anybody outside their region? to me only thing they bring to Nigeria, is bribery, corruption, terrorism, poverty and social unrest

And you so forgetful to remember that once Nigeria was financed from groundnut and cotton from the north. Did northerners complain then?

Bede2u:
u and ur people are the reason Nigeria is backward. u control every arm of govt and u wonder why every arm of govt is inefficient. i wish i dont stay in the same country with u

What do you mean by we control every arm of Govt? Was OBJ not in power for 8 years? Is he a northerner? How many years was Jonathan in power? I voted for his joint ticket wit Yar'adua and for him in 2011. So what are you talking abt? Who even want to stay in the same country wit you? What is so special abt you?

destino24:
It's useless now, huh? If the reverse were the case, then we'd talk about how the UN and the NBS are reputable organizations

your matter tire me

Guy I don't want to join issues wit you. We in the north are not e-worriors. Most times we jst listen to you and your Yoruba friends slug it out. Bt I don't accept the methodology of that study. It is flawed in so many ways and can never give accurate results.
On the contrary, the result actually shows who is honest. The northerners give/collect bribes and are honest to say the truth. One can argue the result based on this right?

The prevalence of bribery, according to the report, “is calculated as the number of adult Nigerians who had at least one contact with a public official and who paid a bribe to a public official, or were asked for a bribe by a public official, on at least one occasion in the 12 months prior to the survey, as a percentage of all adult Nigerians who had at least one contact with a public official.”
Jst check out the useless criteria they used to arrive at the results…. This is purely guess work as far as I am concerned. Even the UN agency they partnered are concerned with drugs, so what is the relationship between bribery and drugs? We all know the HEADQUARTERS of drug administration in Nigeria. Here in d north we call them IYAMIRI

I don't believe this CRAP, U can only count the number of bribes if you are the one giving it out or collecting it. Who wud give a bribe where it can be counted and documented?

You stay wit boyfriend in the university stay wit boyfriend during NYSC ,at d end boyfriend no go marry u, u go carry third hand material go give innocent guy. Ladies I hail una

Nice one OP, I really love ur piece, quite innovative

Suarez: DUDE! WE NEED 1 MORE PENALTYYYYYY!!
REFEREE: BITCH! I'M TRYIN'

RIP to d dead!!!!! Yoruba and Igbo una do dey tire me ooooooo. Whats ur problem for God sake. Like play like play dis ur feud is getting out of hand ooooo

Biafra wil surely come one day. The Igbos are really committed to this cause and we frm the North hv already come to terms with it, hence the quit notice. Bt my problem with the Igbos is that they are less smarter than they taught they are, and worse is that they don't realize this. Let me explain, if after the civil war they still plan to secede, let's say in 2017, as d case is now, why did they invest their hard earned resources in other parts of the country? Why didn't they concentrate in their SE development wise? I still don't get it.
Look at d investments of igbo people in Jos, Kano, Kaduna etc, its incredibly massive, even bigger than the locals'. So wat planning is this? Now if they are leaving who wil buy those assets? Who has d resources lol

I pity NK on his next court appearance

And yet they are not satisfied, they still want Biafra, is it not greediness?

Odingo1:
You didnt say anything about Arewa threats, only taking on Igbos.
This is not 1967,the world is watching what is happening in Nigeria.
Arewa youths are cowards and traitors,they should be willing to have their own country without Igbos.

IGBOS, IGBOS, IGBOS i tired 4 una oooooooo! U fink so highly of yourselves and I wonder what is so special about the Igbo people? U want your Biafra and yet u are in every nook and cranny of the North. The only time I will take u serious is when u begin mass relocation back to the east. There are millions of Igbos in the north(even in rural areas fa) and sometimes I wonder if ur land is unattractive

Oil that will be useless very soon, most European countries are planning to ban fossil fuel cars by as early as 2040.Black man doesn't know how to plan at all. Farming is the next oil in Nigeria (or Zoo if you like)

besttrader:
What do you call the killings & maimings already happening in the country? Non-violence? Some black people, what a waste! There are no discussions/brain storming on building systems and how to connect the dots, all I hear is violence this, violence that...!! What a fvcking waste!

I see sense in this your post, Black man and uselessness, innovation zero, planning zero but violence ,tribalism and religious bigotry 100%

That man doesn't have much to loose, but that useless girl is finished. Who go carry this shameless idiot keep for house?

Didnt expect this from NK, as a leader you don't speak without proof, whats the difference between his words and that of the police commissioner ?

I think people are fed up with the activities of these motor bike snatchers. Just eight weeks ago they killed a young man in Bauchi jst to collect his bike, ordinary bike fa, they literally cut his head in two.
Lest I forget, OP its motorbike they are accused of stealing not phone, bt watever d case, jungle justice is not acceptable, u neva know wen an innocent person could be killed

Its a pity some people see the north as only Hausa/Fulani or that its only Moslems that occupy the north. I believe its now time for Biafra, bt Igbos must unite themselves and begin mass relocation back to the east. U can't be scattered all over Nigeria and begin to agitate. You must truly show independence. Stop collecting your allocation frm the federal Govt, nt jst stopping election

I need lg g3 lcd please, my own is broken and its kinda difficult getting one around here . tnx