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Crime / Anambra Distress Call Telephone Numbers Of All Divisions In Anambra State Police by Jahlivesforever: 1:12pm On Feb 06
S/NOS DIVISION TELEPHONE NUMBERS
1 CONTROL ROOM AWKA 08182951257
07039194332

AREA COMMAND AWKA
1 AREA COMMAND AWKA 08037031808
2 CPS AWKA 07083100872
3 B; DIVISION AWKA 08126656065
4 ACHALL DIVISION 08036384114
5 ANAOCHA 08037030584
6 OJOTO 08035681470
7 NNOBI 08125273230
8 AWADA 08034718385
9 OBOSI 07038371882
10 OGIDI 08032449950
11 DUNUKOFIA 08125273126
12 ABAGANA 07039836700
13 LEOPARD BASE (PMF 29) 08033081958
AREA COMMAND ONITSHA
1 CPS ONITSHA 07087040297
2 NZAM 08169222855
3 INLAND TOWN ONITSHA 08123523854
4 OGBARU 08127522297
5 OKPOKO 08123386365
6 FEGGE 08183161203
7 OTUOCHA 08136025679
8 ANAKU 08153907245
9 OYI 08037061958
10 3-3 ONITSHA 07087236210
11 O/C MARINE 07062750927
AREA COMMAND NNEWI
1 IHALA 07031390664
2 CPS NNEWI 08133584340
3 ULI DIVISION 08035043779
4 NNEWI DIVISION 08033575360
5 OCHI AMICHI 08126655990
6 IHALA DIVISION 07066505675
7 UMUNZE 08057903413
8 UKPOR 08039659634
9 ICHI DIVISION 07035526146
10 OTOLO DIVISION 08152014573
11 AMICHI 08033088257
12 EZINIFITE 08036821755
13 AGUATA 07066505675
14 AJALLI DIVISION 08036684408
15 OKIJA 08065029494
16 OZUBULU 07038080690
17 OKO 07032783406
Crime / How To Report Stolen Car by Jahlivesforever: 7:07am On Dec 30, 2024
https://cmris.npf .gov.ng


If a car is stolen around you, flag it on this website above.
It will automatically become wanted across the country.

Be your neighbour’s keeper and don’t keep this to yourself. Please share.

God bless us all....
Health / Malaria Vaccine Included In Latest Immunization by Jahlivesforever: 10:24pm On Nov 28, 2024
Now we have malaria Vaccine.

Go update your immunization

Literature / Folie À Deux by Jahlivesforever: 1:47pm On Nov 09, 2024
Folie à Deux

My little daughter, Amaka, had just turned four, and almost overnight, her behavior shifted in ways that were both extraordinary and unsettling. It began with a troubling regression—she started wetting herself again, a habit she’d long outgrown. Visits to the doctor offered little clarity, and despite various treatments, her condition only worsened. My husband and I were baffled, caught between concern and frustration.

One night, after a particularly long and rainy evening, we returned late from our usual block rosary session at the Thirteenth Congress, an annual devotion we held sacred. That night, July 13th, something miraculous happened—Amaka was completely healed of her nighttime accidents. I remember it vividly, her little face gleaming with relief as she hugged me. But just when we thought things were settling, they took a strange and unexpected turn.

A week after her healing, Amaka began experiencing visions. It started subtly—she would sit quietly, talking to someone invisible. Over time, it became clear that these “beings” weren’t figments of her imagination. Amaka would tell us that she was speaking to none other than the Virgin Mary and angels, beings who offered her insights beyond a child’s understanding. One night, she came to me, eyes wide with certainty, and told me that Donald Trump would win the election. Another time, she predicted storms and floods, natural events that unfolded just as she had described.

These visions became a regular part of our lives. At first, my husband and I were deeply unsettled, but I couldn’t ignore the uncanny accuracy of her predictions. As a forex trader, I was familiar with the volatility of the markets, relying heavily on high-impact news releases like NFP (Non-Farm Payrolls) and inflation forecasts. Desperate and intrigued, we decided to ask Amaka to share her insights into these market events.

To our astonishment, her predictions were flawless. The NFP numbers, inflation trends, even obscure economic movements—all came to pass as she foresaw. Within a few months, we had cleared our debts, and for the first time, we were financially stable. Yet, just as suddenly as they’d begun, the visions ceased. It was as if a door had closed, and Amaka returned to her normal, lively self.

Curious and concerned, we finally sought the guidance of a priest, Father Tony. A gentle, wise spiritual director, he helped us understand and gradually bring Amaka back to balance. We never fully understood the nature of her visions or why they had come and gone, but there was a quiet peace in accepting that some mysteries remain unsolved.

To this day, I remember that season as a time when our lives were inexplicably and profoundly touched by forces beyond our understanding—a “folie à deux,” a shared madness that forever changed our family.

Culled from
Mrs. Mgbeke Nwankwo's weekly whatsapp stories
Business / Re: Start Your Prop Firm Trading Journey With $10 by Jahlivesforever: 9:37pm On Oct 08, 2024
Most likely the props firm could be Nostro or fundedtrader.
Business / Re: Start Your Prop Firm Trading Journey With $10 by Jahlivesforever: 10:35am On Oct 07, 2024
He is likely selling something. Dont fall for him. simply go on youtube and make your research. or use quora or reddit.
dont fall for his scam. he can still collect your payment and send you a scam prop firm that he himself created. Everybody na thief in this country. be wise.
mrblake:


come to WhatsApp office

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Religion / The Power We Forget by Jahlivesforever: 10:47am On Oct 05, 2024
I gave you power, so fierce, so grand,
To tread on serpents, scorpions, and sand.
But here you stand, in fear, in doubt,
Whispering of demons all about.

Did you not hear when the promise was made,
That Satan, himself, has been betrayed?
Crushed beneath the foot of grace,
Yet you cower, as if he holds the ace.

I’ve armed you with truth, with light, with fire,
Yet you cling to fear, call faith a liar.
You fight shadows, and phantom lies,
While Heaven watches, with heavy sighs.

The serpent laughs, for he knows the game,
His defeat is clear, yet you feed his fame.
You praise his power, though it's long undone,
Forgetting you’ve already won.

Oh Christian, where's your victory shout?
Why live in chains of fear and doubt?
I gave you power, it’s yours to claim,
But you choose the shadow of your shame.

Rise up, child, with sword in hand,
Tread on those serpents in this land!
For Satan quakes where faith is bold,
And you, dear Christian, are stronger than gold.
Politics / Re: How Pension Funds Administrators RIP Old People Off by Jahlivesforever: 4:06pm On Sep 22, 2024
This is the current state of PFA retirement plan in Nigeria
Politics / How Pension Funds Administrators RIP Old People Off by Jahlivesforever: 4:06pm On Sep 22, 2024
Mr. Okeke was a man who had spent his life working diligently as a director in the public service. After 35 years of service, he retired at the age of 60 with ₦20 million saved in his Retirement Savings Account (RSA), believing that this sum would see him through his old age. He looked forward to a peaceful retirement, secure in the knowledge that his decades of hard work would pay off.

However, upon retirement, Mr. Okeke was informed that he could only access 50% of his savings—₦10 million. The other ₦10 million would be spread over the next 15 years, paying him ₦55,555 each month until he turned 75. At first, Mr. Okeke tried to make do with this monthly payment, but as the cost of living continued to rise, and his medical expenses began to mount, ₦55,555 simply wasn’t enough.

By comparison, if Mr. Okeke had been allowed access to the full ₦20 million, he could have invested it in the same money market or treasury bills where his Pension Fund Administrator (PFA) invested. With a return rate of 15% per annum, Mr. Okeke’s ₦20 million could have generated ₦3 million annually, or ₦246,575 per month—more than four times the paltry ₦55,555 he was receiving from his PFA.

This meant that while Mr. Okeke struggled to pay for his medication and basic needs, the executives at his PFA were living large, driving expensive cars and enjoying luxury lifestyles. These executives, who managed the retirement savings of countless retirees like Mr. Okeke, were reaping the benefits of investments made with the retirees' money. They earned millions in returns each year while handing retirees barely enough to survive. For them, it wasn’t about helping old, frail people who had worked their whole lives—it was about profit.

After 15 years, when Mr. Okeke turned 75, his pension payments stopped. The system had been designed to assume that he would die by this age, but Mr. Okeke lived on, unsupported and increasingly frail. He had no income, no savings, and no way to afford the medications he needed to stay alive.

Meanwhile, the managing directors of his PFA continued to profit off the investments they had made with his money. They lived in luxury, vacationing in exotic locations, hosting extravagant parties, and expanding their business empires. The very money that could have kept Mr. Okeke alive and healthy had been used to line their pockets.

At the age of 80, Mr. Okeke passed away, not from old age but from lack of care. His family could not afford the medical bills, and the system that was meant to support him in retirement had failed him. He had spent his life building a future, only for it to be stolen from him by those entrusted with managing his savings.

If only Mr. Okeke had been given control of his full ₦20 million, his story could have been different. Instead of receiving a meager ₦55,555 per month, he could have earned ₦246,575, enough to cover his medical expenses and live with dignity. But the system had been designed to enrich the wealthy few while leaving retirees like Mr. Okeke to struggle and suffer.

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Travel / Do Police Clearance By Your Self by Jahlivesforever: 3:53pm On Nov 08, 2023
Great News for Nigerians!!!

You can do your Police Clearance certificate by yourselves now.

possap. gov. ng

For Police Character Certificate

-Click on the menu (3 Dash at the top right corner)
-Select login/sign up -Below the page that will be displayed- don't have an account click on sign up
-Select individual
-Identification type select NIN or BVN (based on what is available) to check NIN *346# why BVN is #565*0#
- supplier identification number
-Select gender
- State of origin
- Input LGA
-input address
-create password then confirm password
-Select create account
-Verification code will be sent to your email and SMS
-Input the verification code and click ok then -login with your email and password just created.

Stage 2
-select service type
-select individual
-select police character certificate
-Click on proceed
-All your details will be displayed
-Supply alternative contact if necessary
-Click on proceed
-Terms and conditions; click accept
-Request type; international
-Reason for enquiry: traveling or select as appropriate
-State of origin
So let place of birth
-Fill-in destination country e.g UK or Canada
-Place of issue of international passport
-Date of issue of international passport
-Have you previously been convicted yes or no, click as appropriate
-Upload current passport photograph (2MB max)
-Upload international passport data page (2 MB Max)
-Select Police Command to request character certificate
-Request confirmation;
select: I accept the terms of use
Click generate invoice

Select pay online
(copy and keep payment reference receipt to make payment)
-Enter card details and make payment
-Click on make payment option for option of transfer/USSD
Cheers!!!

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Business / Re: Make $80+ On Adsense Without Traffic. by Jahlivesforever: 2:26pm On Sep 02, 2023
So for your small head, you think you can outwit Google. A company that can pay every one in your State for life💥💥💥

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Business / Re: How To Make #2,000-#3,000 Daily Reselling Data With Your Smartphone As A Telecom by Jahlivesforever: 7:10am On Jul 17, 2023
Instead of teaching others your business Secret and dividing your potential customers with them, why don't you monopolize it.

Are you fada Christmas?
Crime / Re: Holiness by Jahlivesforever: 6:20pm On Jul 13, 2023
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Family / When You Work Robs You Of Your Family Responsibility by Jahlivesforever: 8:55pm On Jun 16, 2023
The second vulture

*In the 1990's there was a widely circulated photo of a vulture waiting for a starving little girl to die and feast on her corp. That photo was taken during the 1993/94 famine in Sudan, by Kevin Carter, a South African photojournalist, who later won the Pulitzer Prize for this 'amazing shot'.*

*However, as Kevin Carter was savouring his feat and being celebrated on major news channels and networks worldwide for such an 'exceptional photographic skill', he lived just for a few months to enjoy his supposed achievement and fame, as he later got depressed and took his own life!*

*Kevin Carter's depression started, when during one of such interviews (a phone-in programme), someone called in and asked him what happened to the little girl. He simply replied, "I didn't wait to find out after this shot, as I had a flight to catch..." Then the caller said, "I put it to you that there were two vultures on that day, one had a camera".*

*Thus, his constant thought of that statement, later led to depression and he ultimately committed suicide. Kevin Carter could have still been alive today and even much more famous, if he had just picked that little girl up and taken her to the United Nations Feeding Center, where she was attempting to reach or at least take her to somewhere safe.*

*Today, regrettably, this is what is happening all around the world. The world celebrates stupidity and inhumane act, at the detriment of other. Kevin Carter should have taken the girl away from that place, which will cost him nothing, yet he didn't. Here is the inhuman posture, "he had all time to take his shot, but he had no time to save the girl's life".*

*Thus, we must all understand that, the purpose of life, is to also touch lives. So are you too a Vulture. In whatever we do, let humanity come first, before what we stand to gain out of the situation. In all we do let's always think of others and how we can be of benefit to humanity, how we can lend a helping hand and wipe away tears. Hence, when we seek knowledge, wealth, fame, skills, or even positions, let's think of how we can use it to benefit the people and society at large.*

*Today, there is a lot of poverty in the land, so if Almighty God has blessed you, be a blessing to others, extend a helping hand to those in need. Remember, you giving is also a way of appreciating divine blessings, bounties, and favour of God Almighty upon you. Therefore, it is very important that we all should help the poor and needy, the orphans and widows amongst us, so that they can meet their needs. Please don't be a Kevin Carter, be human and think humanity.*

*Beware, we humans are not humans. If we lack humaneness in all we do*.

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Business / Re: Tracking A New Website That Gives Fixed by Jahlivesforever: 7:55pm On Jun 11, 2023
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Religion / Re: Do You Believe Jesus Will Come Back Again To Take His Saints? by Jahlivesforever: 8:27am On Jun 11, 2023
He told his saints 💥💥 I am with you Always even till the end of time 💥💥💥

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Politics / Re: Transcript Of El-Rufai's Speech About Tinubu And Muslim-Muslim Ticket by Jahlivesforever: 8:44am On Jun 09, 2023
He is preparing after Tinubu. That's the summary and his intentions 💥💥💥🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂

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Business / Re: Tracking A New Website That Gives Fixed by Jahlivesforever: 5:27pm On Jun 07, 2023
When the private key is published, I will update the thread
Business / Tracking A New Website That Gives Fixed by Jahlivesforever: 5:22pm On Jun 07, 2023
They normally post the scores and encrypt it. Then sells the encryption key.

Today this is the public key.

3CFuXsleCUDg1Zsr2kY1SC68z28rDUSummP0G3e9MIeDxyUmIIdpa9nz1lRs8zNjMtjilnh1XlsiKdxiLAALzObn2SGYhk9VEh5PxcGinZs13O9EfzgEehT62pT0BRU61NLlPhu67NUZtTsziz5mGMiy43xtJgozV2KC97x6JhT43csbBmn91yxTpTd11soLj1diXBex

The encryption key will posted at the fullness of time.

Check the attachment for history.

They have been consistent for over 2 years

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Jahlivesforever: 10:29am On May 01, 2023
If you have old Coinmarketcap, account to sell, please hit me up on WhatsApp ✅✅
Travel / List Of Items You Need For Traveling by Jahlivesforever: 9:39pm On Apr 24, 2023
[ ] Vitamin c and flu drugs (and any other drugs you'll need before your insurance kicks in)
[v] Padlocks
[v] Pictures
[v] Facecap
[ ] Print admission letter and others
[v] Collect driver's license
[v] Remove tooth
[v] Study leave docs
[v] Atm card
[v] Charger change
ArriveCAN app
[v] Jeans 5 pairs
[v] Turtle necks 4
[v] Tees 4
[v] Sneakers 3
[v] Underwear 6
[v] Corporate shirt
[v] Ankara 3
[v] Attachments 4packs and curl keeper
[v] Crochet 2
[v] Sanitary pad 2 double packs
[ ] Needle and thread
[v] Rubber band
[v] Cutting comb, comb and hair cream
[v] Hair products
[ ] Make your hair
[v] Hair Beads
[v] Hand beads
[v] Belts
Earrings
[v] PJs
Covid test
[v] Edge control
[v] Makeup
[v] Joggers
[v] Hair band
[v] Shorts
[ ] Ziplocks
[v] Shea butter, black soap
[v] Bed sheets and pillowcases
[v] Universal adaptor
[v] Nail polish
[ ] Documents

*Foodstuff*
Snacks
Dried fish
Pepper
Garri
Knor
Egusi
Ogbonno
Curry and thyme
Isam
Palm oil
Crayfish
Ofor/Achieve
Okazi
Olugbu



Those who still want ideas of what to write on their list can find inspiration here👇🏽


List of Items for my Trip

*Medications*
1. Malaria drug
2. Typhoid drug
3. Paracetamol
4. Felvin
5. Vitamin C
6. Vitamin D
7. Iron capsules
8. Omeperazole tablets
9. Hot balm


*Gadgets*
1. Laptop
2. Multi charger
3. EU plugs and extension

*Lady Needs*
1. Pads
2. Panty liners
3. Bathing soap
4. Cream
5. Body spray/deodorant
6. Perfume
7. Wig
8. Crotchet and crochet pin

*Clothings*

1. Jeans
2. polo
3. Long sleeved shirts
4. Hand gloves
5. Long socks
6. Ear muffs
7. Winter coat
8. Bathroom slippers
9. Moufler / scarves
10. Cardigan
11. Sneakers

*Food*
1. Palm oil (not allowed sometimes?)
2. Beans
3. Custard
4. Oats
5. Beverages (milk and Milo)
6. Golden morn
7. Dried Bitterleaf
8. Dried ukazi
9. Dried ugu
10. Egusi
11. Ogbono
12. Cameroon pepper
13. Red pepper
14. Pepper soup spices
15. Suya pepper
16. Groundnut
17. Dried ponmo
18. Dried Fish
19. Stock fish
20. Crayfish
21. Knorr
22. Dried periwinkle
23. Dried iru
24. Dried meat
25. Dried snail
26. Beans flour
27. Canned tomatoes
28. Curry and thyme
29.

*Utensils*
1. Turning stick
2. Garri cutter
3. Scoop


*Others*
1. Big Echolac
2. Zip locs
3. Padlock
4. Needle and thread


To be updated as need arises

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Religion / Re: If Jesus Had Not Resurrected? by Jahlivesforever: 11:40am On Apr 09, 2023
jaephoenix:

A lot of myth exist, which I'm sure you're aware. How can you decipher them from true stories?

In the next 2000 years, those who will be alive can claim that the fact that Tinubu rigged the 2023 election is one of those myths even when they read the compilation of all the newspaper that are talking about it now.
Religion / Re: If Jesus Had Not Resurrected? by Jahlivesforever: 11:07am On Apr 09, 2023
jaephoenix:

Lol. Typical theist. You said Jesus lived and resurrected. I tell you to show me evidence. You turn around to tell me to prove there’s no evidence. Lol.
Look, he who alleges must provide proof.

How can I show you evidence of how your grand father murdered his wife and was banished from the village?

Those who saw him do the crime, talked about it, and wrote it down. You chose not to accept their testimony because you you know your family reputation was founded on murder.

I ask you, set out to proove those who wrote the crime down.

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Religion / Re: If Jesus Had Not Resurrected? by Jahlivesforever: 11:02am On Apr 09, 2023
jaephoenix:

And it was written many years after they supposedly happened.
Do you know the bible was copied? Check out Epic of Gilgamesh

Am happy you have accepted that many newspapers carried it.

Now you shift to whether they copied what they published or not?

Bro. It was oral tradition.

Before it was written.
Religion / Re: If Jesus Had Not Resurrected? by Jahlivesforever: 10:59am On Apr 09, 2023
jaephoenix:

Same way there are personal testimonies of thousands of Muslims, Buddhists, Hinduists etc all claiming their favorite sky daddy is da bomb

And you don't have a personal contact with the supreme , because you are only an animal like every other wide or domestic animal.

Enjoy your gift
Religion / Re: If Jesus Had Not Resurrected? by Jahlivesforever: 10:58am On Apr 09, 2023
jaephoenix:

First, prove Jesus actually lived(outside the Bible)

2023 BC
2023 AD

Is that one Bible?

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