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Health / Re: Prostitute Infects 500 Men With HIV In Zamfara by jahsson(m): 12:38pm On Jan 21, 2017
Trina0936:

Sorry dude I attract what I am. undecided

nice 1... enjoy
Health / Re: Prostitute Infects 500 Men With HIV In Zamfara by jahsson(m): 12:34pm On Jan 21, 2017
Trina0936:
Useless men! Very good! cool cool There is always a downside to everything and STDs were created for fools who don't have self control! A bigger fool are those who think condom is 100% effective! I laugh in swahili grin grin grin
Only abstinence/faithfulness is 100% effective against any STDs. Only the wise would understand!! undecided

let me follow u and laugh in swahili... but mind u i laugh at ur ignorance.... what happens when u are d only faithful one in d marriage/relationship.... #bewise
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by jahsson(m): 11:47am On Jan 21, 2017
bizzynix:
$60 Neteller available 450/$. 08060342754. Come with a trusted escrow if u r game. ✌


i will buy all your Neteller .... pls answer my call i need it urgently....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainee @ Renefield Oil Services by jahsson(m): 11:34pm On Jan 20, 2017
LMTP error after end of data: 452 4.2.2 <hr@renfield.com.ng> Mailbox is full / Blocks limit exceeded / Inode limit exceeded:
retry timeout exceeded


thats d message i got from gmail after i sent in my CV.... 9ja i hail una....

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Education / Re: 2015/2016 Uniport PG Admission Discussion Thread by jahsson(m): 3:30am On Jan 19, 2017
pls is there a blog to monitor when PGD forms r going to be on sale again... i presume it too late already to think about picking up late forms since d poster above me is talking about d list for Msc being out ....thanks
Business / Re: Diamond Bank Dollar Exchange Rate by jahsson(m): 11:17pm On Jan 16, 2017
even me tooo ... i would also like to know.....
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph Celebrates Her Birthday With Hot Photos by jahsson(m): 9:14pm On Jan 04, 2017
Bisjosh:
She cant even smile?

I can see all her pics is abt her ass angry smh


But seriously i dunno why men cant pretend not to see a medium-large ass...when u walk pass they'll look or hail.

Thats really embarrassing embarassed

pls what size r u towing
Travel / Re: 2 Die In An Accident Along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway - Graphic Pictures by jahsson(m): 3:35pm On Jan 03, 2017
Speed kills.. Speed .. As e dey sweet... Adrenaline pumping ... Nah so e dey kill... Speed dey kill... Speed is a killer...

The best driver in the world died from over speeding... Let those that have eyes read it here...
"speed kills"... Anything above 100km/h smells of doom...

if anything suddenly cut across d road... Braking suddenly will flip most cars... Especially jeeps...

jeeps r not speed cars... Rather they r built for off road terrain...
but black man nogo hear...

RIP to d dead... Now who will take care of d remaining children... ...

its so sad how you have carelessly left these children to face this world alone...

nah wah...

#wearewatching... We that r remaining...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: SIWES: Who Else Got This Invitation From NLNG? by jahsson(m): 3:08pm On Jan 01, 2017
Y don't i ever knw when these things happen... If i didn't just decide to visit ptdf website .. I wouldnt have known there was and ongoing scholarship for MSc n Phd going on... Its not cool sha... Baba God is preparing my own for me....
Religion / Re: Types Of People At Cross Over Night by jahsson(m): 4:01am On Jan 01, 2017
Who even said 2day is d first day of the new year
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman's 50 Prophecies For 2017 by jahsson(m): 9:18pm On Dec 30, 2016
Its well....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power- I Just Received My Stipend. by jahsson(m): 9:09pm On Dec 30, 2016
gracyblaze:



dis is what u call poverty abi??... Hmmm.... Human beings...
Religion / Re: My Pastor Said I Should Stop Keeping Beards by jahsson(m): 8:34pm On Dec 28, 2016
Lasskeey:
angry

pls who is dis white mans picture u r posting upandan...

stop worshipping idols... White men would always want to be superior to other race... Serve God in spirit n in truth...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hundreds Of Candidates Disqualified From N-power Jobs by jahsson(m): 7:13am On Dec 28, 2016
wink
Family / Re: Child Found Wondering.. (pix) by jahsson(m): 3:39am On Dec 23, 2016
mhisbliss:
how about a case where you are asleep and your mum left you to get something outside the compound with gate slightly opened and no one around, and when you felt her absence you woke up and started looking for her on your own and through that got lost, who's fault is it

my dear.. Whether u like it or not .. The parent that left the gate slightly opened is at fault.. Knowing fully well u have a sleeping child that could wake up at any moment...
also .. Not to sound rude to ur sweet n beautiful mum.. But she was also at fault when it happened to u ...
learn from it so it doesn't happen to ur child tooo... Because ur hubby will not hear "it's not my fault"!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Chinda-Coker And Daughter In Beautiful New Photo by jahsson(m): 9:15pm On Dec 22, 2016
zynellsmum:
you really have strength strength reply everyone..who bashed you hahahaha and your even insulting me a little brat the girl on my profile happens to be my second child who is even working..please my only advise is for you to respect women I actually don't need your respect.....And u called me a bigot or what ever like you know the meaning...And am not even trying to defend her cause of her tribe am not even igbo but .just imagine it was a female close to you some one insulted..And she is married why call her names..My dear sleep tight you hear...And compliment of the season
if the girl on ur dp is ur daughter... Then u must be a very very gorgeous woman.. Compliments of the season....
Family / Re: Nigerian Father Auctions His Daughter On Facebook (Photos) by jahsson(m): 8:35pm On Dec 19, 2016
Very soon some dads will put dia daughters on olx n jiji.... #WEAREWATCHING
Literature / Re: A Dilation Of Toke Makinwa’s ‘on Becoming’ - Ibukunwrites by jahsson(m): 9:47am On Dec 11, 2016
dangotesmummy:
dum dum.posting thrash grin

Hehehe... So u think... grin
Literature / Re: A Dilation Of Toke Makinwa’s ‘on Becoming’ - Ibukunwrites by jahsson(m): 5:12pm On Dec 10, 2016
Literature / Re: A Dilation Of Toke Makinwa’s ‘on Becoming’ - Ibukunwrites by jahsson(m): 1:19pm On Dec 10, 2016
dangotesmummy:
grin

Like mother Like son grin tongue

grin..

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Literature / Re: A Dilation Of Toke Makinwa’s ‘on Becoming’ - Ibukunwrites by jahsson(m): 9:53am On Dec 10, 2016
dangotesmummy:
that's nice grin

grin grin

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Literature / Re: A Dilation Of Toke Makinwa’s ‘on Becoming’ - Ibukunwrites by jahsson(m): 10:53pm On Dec 09, 2016
dangotesmummy:
kontunu OR is that all wink grin

Missing me already... With ur lonely, attention seeking self... Better get a dil.do...
Literature / Re: A Dilation Of Toke Makinwa’s ‘on Becoming’ - Ibukunwrites by jahsson(m): 1:08am On Dec 08, 2016
dangotesmummy:
obviously wink

Dummy... Modifying my comments won't change the ashewo 10 kobo in u... Hehehe... Harlot
Literature / Re: A Dilation Of Toke Makinwa’s ‘on Becoming’ - Ibukunwrites by jahsson(m): 11:04am On Dec 07, 2016
dangotesmummy:
no wonder. Awon omo iya ashewo.born throwaway grin

Thank you...
Phones / Re: Minister Advises Nigerians To Brace For Telecom Data Price Increase by jahsson(m): 7:11am On Dec 07, 2016
Until we #BOYCOTT these people... They wont have sense....

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Literature / Re: A Dilation Of Toke Makinwa’s ‘on Becoming’ - Ibukunwrites by jahsson(m): 5:40pm On Dec 05, 2016
dangotesmummy:
yeah the way your father and your mothers customers hangs your mother's legs up before ramming her

Yep... Just like that... I knew ul understand.. Still doesn't change the fact that u r an OLOSHO...

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Literature / Re: A Dilation Of Toke Makinwa’s ‘on Becoming’ - Ibukunwrites by jahsson(m): 5:24pm On Dec 05, 2016
dangotesmummy:
olosho is what your mother is tongue

Stop the ranting and produce even a page for hints magazine


Spineless weaklings everywhere

If u weren't an olosho... Ur reasoning would've ve elevated... Way above thoughts of v@gyna n pe.Nis

No matter how u feel.. Nothing will change the fact that ul be laid down and fauked left, right, center....

Chairlady of Association of OLoSH...

Literature / Re: A Dilation Of Toke Makinwa’s ‘on Becoming’ - Ibukunwrites by jahsson(m): 5:09pm On Dec 05, 2016
dangotesmummy:
fisherman brain your own don develop? tongue
She wrote a book where's your own 2paged article. They can't even write a decent fiction for a tabloid yet they'll be criticizing people that put in effort to write a book.abi you think writing a book is as easy as sticking your tail into some v@gyna humping up and down and then nutting

Oponu undecided

Chairlady of the Aproko Association of NL... U ave been sighted... I've noticed u going upandan forming captain save a LovePeddler... Standing as d mouth peace of the skank...

It's common knowledge that The people with the fish brain from Venus will always stick together.... If your brain was a little bit larger you would've understood what criticism is about, but when u have saturated your limited capacity cranium with thoughts of tail, humping, v@gina and nutting.... Then i wouldn't expect much from u...

Don't quote me again...

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is All About Money And Fast Foods.. Pls Advise by jahsson(m): 1:31am On Dec 05, 2016
Girlbestfriend:

y wee you ever progress in life, when all u do is insults, there are bttr ways to talk/chat with people than attaching insultive meme/insults any way, I wee never allow u drag me down to ur level. u definitely gonno beat me with experience

The truth "always" has a sour taste...
Don't quote me...
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is All About Money And Fast Foods.. Pls Advise by jahsson(m): 1:25am On Dec 05, 2016
mofeoluwadassah:
anyways am nt dat kind of gal buh u nid 2 mind d way u qoute pple cos wht u said nw is very lame nd dry

Well well congratulations for not "being that kind of girl"... It will do u good in the future...

Don't quote me...
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is All About Money And Fast Foods.. Pls Advise by jahsson(m): 12:57am On Dec 05, 2016
mofeoluwadassah:
lol.....so u've spent millions on a lady.how?

Sighted... Uve heard millions now all ur antenna don stand...

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