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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hillary Clinton Calls Trump To Concede Election Defeat by jahsson(m): 10:18am On Nov 09, 2016
Delicious22:
Na 50.000k. (Three zero) Lol. i hope bettercreature can act in according to his moniker and fufil his promise. grin

With full stop and 000..(three zeroes) abi..??.. Nor be comma... Fullstop...
Hmmm... Like u said sha... Hopefully he'll live up to his moniker... Lol...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hillary Clinton Calls Trump To Concede Election Defeat by jahsson(m): 10:15am On Nov 09, 2016
luminouz:

Hmmmm.....the seer is here! Enlighten us please! Rothschild? Who d fvck is he?

Rothschild is not an individual... Its a family with net worth $500 trillion... They are also the chief of the Republican party in d US of A.... Do small research ...
Google is ur friend...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Gives His Victory Speech, Congratulates Hillary Clinton (Video) by jahsson(m): 10:06am On Nov 09, 2016
If it was in Nigeria now... All d Democrats for don decamp to d Republican party.... Hehehe

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hillary Clinton Calls Trump To Concede Election Defeat by jahsson(m): 9:37am On Nov 09, 2016
Delicious22:
I'll give you [b] 50.000 naira if Trump wins this electionIf you have been following the election you will realise its impossible for Trump to get 270 electoral college votes needed to be the next president[/b]





cc: bettercreature, please can you keep to your promise? Trump has won.

That thing is looking like fifty naira der oooo... U go need better lawyer to prove say nah 50k ooo... GoodLuck

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hillary Clinton Calls Trump To Concede Election Defeat by jahsson(m): 9:25am On Nov 09, 2016
What ppl fail to understand is.... The American system is a turn by turn system... Republicans.. Democrats... Republicans... Democrats... So how didnt u guys know Trump would win... Have u ever heard d name Rothschild ... Nah dem dey run things for yankee....
Elevate your mind...
#PLU

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Family / Re: 2 Missing Kids Found In Kaduna (Photos) by jahsson(m): 2:22pm On Nov 08, 2016
Kindly take them to the nearest police station... And continue spreading the info on social media...

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Romance / Re: Even With My Kingsize Cassava, You Stayed Back - Nigerian Designer Tells Fiancee by jahsson(m): 6:44am On Nov 08, 2016
ireneony:
To be frank he doesn't look like someone that has a big dicck more like peanut.

Its like u ave a cassava size detector...
Btw, ur bweast brings out d colour of ur dress shocked shocked.... Very nice...
Crime / Re: 'We Survive By Stealing Phones & Robbing People In Oshodi'- Teenage Robbers. PIC by jahsson(m): 11:37pm On Nov 06, 2016
deebrain:



It's like you were reading my mind


By the way, I heard they are paying well. Pls who knows how much their monthly take home package looks like?

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jahsson(m): 7:53pm On Nov 06, 2016
RIP Lt. Col...
Phones / Re: Can't Turn On Hotspot On S3 Gt-i9300 by jahsson(m): 7:17pm On Nov 06, 2016
Backup n flash d os
Romance / Re: “should I Tell My Bestfriend I Caught His Fiancee Cheating Or Mind My Business?” by jahsson(m): 7:08pm On Nov 06, 2016
If he's ur friend... Tell em... If not.. Like d first poster said... "mind your beezwax"
Celebrities / Re: Why Lilian Esoro And Ubi Franklin's Marriage Crashed - Vanguard by jahsson(m): 10:24pm On Nov 05, 2016
Oahray:
aunty why full-stop full your post like this na?

U sef... She dey stammer nah... Hehehee...
Nah joke i dey oooo

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Celebrities / Re: Why Lilian Esoro And Ubi Franklin's Marriage Crashed - Vanguard by jahsson(m): 10:23pm On Nov 05, 2016
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Romance / Re: This Lady Says Her Bum Is The Biggest In West Africa by jahsson(m): 12:10pm On Nov 05, 2016
hakeem4:
* brings Vaseline *

Ppl like una naim dey make vaseline scarce for market... undecided

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Career / Re: How Much Do Air Traffic Controllers Earn In Nigeria? by jahsson(m): 12:02pm On Nov 05, 2016
martyns303:


Nothing to be angry about job seeking, bills have to be paid. I'll check it out and add pushcv to my list of countless job alert sites. Thank u!


Cool... Good luck...
Career / Re: How Much Do Air Traffic Controllers Earn In Nigeria? by jahsson(m): 9:32am On Nov 05, 2016
martyns303:


Not true...


Bros do not give the guy false hope, yes encourage him to follow his passion but please don't give him false hope. There are very very limited jobs in the aviation sector right now. I have 2 foreign license and just did my conversion at NCAA annex house. Pilots with different type ratings still no Job.

Recently there was vacancy for a pilot with diff ratings on pushcv.com... Try n check it out... Tho i dont knw if its still available....
Not saying u r a job seeker ooo... So nor vex... Twas just a suggestion... Instead of allowing ur passion wither away...
Romance / Re: Guys Can You Allow Your Babe To Wear These And Go Out With You? by jahsson(m): 2:40am On Nov 05, 2016
Akinlekanwr and LePrezident.... D two of u should go n fry plantain n rest jare....

Mr. Akinlekanwr... If u dont like (as u call it..) "indecent" dressing.. Dont let ur wife/daughter wear 'em.. U have the God given right to decide what they wear "outside"...

Mr. LePrezident... U called it being" civilized" and whoever feels otherwise must be a "potential rapist"... Well then go ahead and permit your wife/daughter to wear em outside...

Both of you have valid points... But its not right when u try to impose ur perspective or what u feel is moral to u on another person.

Pardon me for mentioning u guys on dis post... But i enjoyed ur dialogue... Except d name calling part... Not nice...

#PLU.....

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Romance / Re: Two Ladies Fight Over Boyfriend, Strip Each Other Unclad (Photos) by jahsson(m): 1:18am On Nov 05, 2016
Women.. D love of pen. Is d beginning of foolishness....

Science/Technology / Re: Python Killed In Jos Today by jahsson(m): 12:43am On Nov 05, 2016
skales67:
I have said it before and i'm saying it again...there must be something "SNAKEY" about this APC administration and that is the reason why ever since they came into power, we have been seeing nothing but snake news on NL almost on a daily basis.
The movement of snakes are not straight but zigzag which means cunning and deception which is what we have been experiencing ever since...Ask Lai Mohammed and Co.
Even the Jigawa state lawmaker, Honorable Muhammed Gudaji Kazaure who was hailing Buhari's administration when he said, "Our Economy is doing like this...is doing like this...is doing like this" proves me right with his SNAKY ZIGZAG BODY LANGUAGE! undecided undecided
Pic proof below:



Hahahahaha... U don make me laff sotey i don flush my iphone 7 insyd toilet... ..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power: Presidency Employs 200,000, To Start Payment Soon by jahsson(m): 10:01pm On Nov 03, 2016
Space booked
Career / Re: My Lebanese Boss Promises To Sack Me When Next I Bend Or Try To Collect His Bag by jahsson(m): 7:31am On Nov 03, 2016
Its seems to him like eye service... It also tells a lot about you as an individual.... 1. When you bow your head you don't make eye contact with the person you are greeting, = lack of confidence... 2. When you interact with potential clients you'll do the same... Which means you can easily be intimidated...

Kindly leave your culture and tradition were they belong...

A Caucasian captain once told me... "Relate with your boss on a first name basis... That way he knows you mean business... Sir, sir won't get you promoted, neither would it give you a upper hand over the one who calls him by his first name"...

To cut d long story short.... He's your boss.. " who argue with OBA naim dey kneel down tey"

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Politics / Re: Cook Of Esther Nnamdi-Ogbue Absconds With $6m In Cash & Jewelry by jahsson(m): 12:15am On Nov 03, 2016
Tobyshegz:
mm

U forgot d last "M"
Romance / Re: Would You Choose A Good Career Over A Relationship? by jahsson(m): 3:16pm On Oct 31, 2016
Talk2bella........

U dont ave to choose... U can have both now... A time will come when you wouldnt feel as beautiful as you do now... Then the wolves in sheep clothing will come in their hundreds...

Find the one to grow with... The one that wouldnt make you choose... Hold am well well... Continue with ur career and succeed...

"had i known is the senior brother to Mr. Regret"..

Be wise but not in thine own eyes....
Phones / Re: What Do You Do When Your Phone With A Non Removable Battery Falls Into Water?? by jahsson(m): 9:25pm On Oct 28, 2016
Whizpeter:



Nigga you're crazy cheesy

OP open the back cover (if it has) and immerse the phone into bag of rice or a bag of silicon..

Ensure phone is switched off and wipe off any excess moisture from the phone!

He should put insyd bag of rice abi..??... How much be bag of rice for ur area
Celebrities / Re: A'rese's N7million SUV Has Been Stolen by jahsson(m): 3:03pm On Oct 28, 2016
Ah don't wanto read....

Music/Radio / John Winston Ono Lennon Reason For Returning MBE To Queen Of England. by jahsson(m): 3:00pm On Oct 28, 2016
By Hilary McGann, CNN

Updated 1253 GMT (2053 HKT) October 28, 2016

Story highlights
Lennon outlines his reason for returning his MBE
The Queen awards the medals to those who have left a notable mark in their fields.

(CNN) A letter John Lennon wrote to Queen Elizabeth half a century ago explaining why he was returning a medal was found tucked in the sleeve of a record in a man's attic.

The man who found the letter had bought the record as part of a collection at a used-item sale for £10.
The letter is now valued at an estimated £60,000 ($72,000).

In the letter, the Beatles Legend outlines his reason for returning his MBE (Member of the British Empire) medal.

The Queen awards the medals to those who have left a notable mark in their fields. Lennon, along with the rest of the Beatles, received theirs in October 1965.
The typed message reads: "Your Majesty, I am returning this MBE in protest against Britain's involvement in the Nigeria-Biafra thing, against our support of America in Vietnam and against Cold Turkey slipping down the charts."
It's signed "John Lennon of Bag".

"Bagism" is a term Lennon and his wife, Yoko Ono, coined during their peace campaign in the late 60s. Its objective was to break down stereotypes and eliminate prejudice.

Another copy

The letter was discovered 51 years to the day since the Beatles received their award.
The owner, who wishes to remain anonymous, brought it to a special memorabilia day at The Beatles Story exhibition in Liverpool on Wednesday.

"You can quite clearly see that the signature in this letter has been smudged. My theory is that John Lennon never sent this draft because of the smeared ink," music memorabilia expert Darren Julien said. "If you're writing to The Queen, you want the letter to look pretty perfect, you don't want the ink to be smudged. This suggests that he wrote a second version of the letter, which was the one that was actually sent to The Queen."

Family / Re: Should I End The The Relationship? by jahsson(m): 11:28pm On Oct 27, 2016
grin

Travel / Re: Car Accident Along Games Village Expressway Abuja - Photos by jahsson(m): 5:09pm On Oct 27, 2016
Nairalanders sha ... see as una finish d OP... anyway... @OP... instead of u to jejely goan modify ... u r forming "Published as sent"... kontinu !!!...

Oga owner of moto.. pele... oga mechanic .. in dis recession period u r speeding ... dis is how they behave ... some will all in d name of testing return ur car with empty tank....

Thank God for life sha...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Have You Been Able To Apply For DPR Graduate Trainee? Share Your Experience. by jahsson(m): 9:52am On Oct 27, 2016
MrDojo:
since yesterday, i cant get the recruitment site to open, i am here wondering how it opened for others........ cry cry cry angry angry angry


Too much traffic on d site... try n do it overnight when ppl ave slept... just a suggestion sha...

Good luck
Education / Re: Share Your Noisemaking Experience In School by jahsson(m): 6:28am On Oct 27, 2016
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Crime / Re: 3 Die In Mysterious Well In Anambra, Rescuer Receives Strange Slap by jahsson(m): 6:23pm On Oct 26, 2016
Philipmems:
See let us forget that spiritual slap rubbish, the problem is that the level of oxygen in a deep hole or well in this case is very low. It will knock you concious when you go down there... oxygen deprivation to the body leads to fainting, long-term loss of consciousness, coma, seizures, cessation of brain stem reflexes, and brain death. You have to use the proper PPE (personal protective equipment) when going into a well.

Nice one engineer ... #confined space issue... everything nah juju for 9ja...

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