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Romance / Re: 10 Unbearable Ways Broke Guys Normally Treat Their Women by jahsson(m): 10:14pm On Nov 15, 2016


I know na

I just wan pull your leg small
cheesygrin

So now that u have pulled his leg... What ave u gained...... Hehehe
Education / Re: Akwa Ibom Polytechnic Students Protest & Block School Gate Over Hike In Fees(pix by jahsson(m): 9:02pm On Nov 15, 2016
Gerrard59:


This is the problem with universal Internet access: it makes cretinuous fvcktards believe they have a right to free speech.

Report says Akwa Ibom State Polytechnic - which indicates ownership by the state government. Could you please elucidate how this is caused by Buhari?

P.S. I'm not a Buharist.

When a ship sinks... D master of the vessel is held responsible... No matter the cause... Whether by man or by nature...

Think about it... Peace

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Education / Re: Akwa Ibom Polytechnic Students Protest & Block School Gate Over Hike In Fees(pix by jahsson(m): 8:58pm On Nov 15, 2016
GEJ WHY... sorry PMB WHY...??...
Celebrities / Re: Kudirat Ajimat Is Dead (Photos) by jahsson(m): 8:45pm On Nov 15, 2016
tosyne2much:
Eeeehyah... Death is inevitable.. Even me typing this comment will surely die

Very correct bro... That is one plate we all must eat from... Thats just the reality of life...
Live... Love... N let God be God...


nghubs1:
Popular Yoruba actress Kudirat Ajimat popularly known and called Ajimat is dead.
According to a post by Theatre Arts and Movie Pictures Practitioners Association of Nigeria (TAMPAN),Ogun state chapter the news of her death broke this morning.
The post reads
“It saddens our association Theatre Arts and Movie Pictures Practitioners Association of Nigeria (TAMPAN),Ogun State Chapter, to announce the untimely death of our beloved sister/colleague Kudirat Ajimat popularly known and called Ajimat…
The news of her death got to us this morning as a shocker but we don’t have the power to stop God from doing what is right in HIS sight…
Ajimat, we will seriously miss u and ur friendly lifestyle!
Rest in Peace!”
http://nghubs.com/another-nollywood-actress-dies/

RIP.. REST EASY

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Crime / Re: Woman Dies After Intense Sex With Her Boyfriend In Ekiti by jahsson(m): 8:20pm On Nov 15, 2016
dollyjoy:
Only God knows the kind of endowment he gave the boyfriend to warrant such untimely death. He must have created him on a SPECIAL day. grin

Hmmm... By their words u shall know them...
Family / Re: Reasons Why Some Men Never Cheat (must read) jl by jahsson(m): 7:06pm On Nov 15, 2016
ibibiofirstlady:
Pervert

Takes one to know one.... Its not my fault u look hot n tempting... cool
Politics / Re: Avengers ‘blow Up 3 Pipelines’, Say Doomsday Ahead by jahsson(m): 6:55pm On Nov 15, 2016
drss2:
any bar man in d house! give dis guy 20 bottles of heineken.

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Family / Re: Reasons Why Some Men Never Cheat (must read) jl by jahsson(m): 6:38pm On Nov 15, 2016
ibibiofirstlady:
I wish Naija men will be sane

With this ur breast.. How can they be sane...
Infact...

Nairaland / General / Re: Yinka Adeparusi Is Dead (Naij.com Editor) by jahsson(m): 6:31pm On Nov 15, 2016
GEJ WHY..sorry Buhari why...
RIP oga Journalist... Rest Easy...

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Politics / Re: Lieutenant Colonel B.U. Umar Killed By Boko Haram by jahsson(m): 5:20pm On Nov 15, 2016
IRobot7:
I just dey confused. Our gallant troops need more equipment and not increasing numbers. Why is it difficult for Federal Govt to comprehend. Nigeria has the money to buy additional 20,000 tanks to be sent to the north east. Please buhari do something as an exsoldier with NO much experience on the battlefield. Officers are dying and Morale is getting low among ranks.

MODIFIED
Thank me later

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Politics / Re: Lieutenant Colonel B.U. Umar Killed By Boko Haram by jahsson(m): 5:07pm On Nov 15, 2016
Keneking:

Last concluded by colonial masters grin

Somebody should hold dis man for me....

Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Most Ladies Prefer Married Men - Brainnewsng.com by jahsson(m): 10:46pm On Nov 14, 2016
For those of u dating married men upandan.... instagram nor get filter for acid ooooo....

If all men are dogs and cheats... Pls who r dey cheating with...

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Business / Re: "I Will Make More Than King Solomon In The Bible" - Folorunsho Alakija by jahsson(m): 8:04pm On Nov 14, 2016
Joavid:


oh shiiit!! Lucifer himself is on earth! grin

to a decent extent, in Nigeria I will liken the Dangote/Dantata family to the Rothschild.

that family are building a legacy.

Taa... If i hear... Liken to who... Dangote don baff
Business / Re: "I Will Make More Than King Solomon In The Bible" - Folorunsho Alakija by jahsson(m): 7:42pm On Nov 14, 2016
It is easy for a Camel to pass through d eye of a needle.... U knw d rest....

Crime / Re: Man Jailed For Six Months For Stealing Infinix Phone In Osogbo by jahsson(m): 7:31pm On Nov 14, 2016

Celebrities / Re: Quilox Statement And Photos Of The Bouncer Oritsefemi Stabbed by jahsson(m): 11:07am On Nov 14, 2016
olysexy:
meanwhile save the cucumber and come patronize my intimacy gadgets both for male and female at affordable prices.....

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Video Of Frightened Black Man Forced Into A Coffin By White Man Sparks Outrage by jahsson(m): 9:39pm On Nov 13, 2016
Nah wa

Travel / Re: Truck Rams Into Volkswagen In Kogi. 15 Cows Dead (Photos) by jahsson(m): 7:06pm On Nov 13, 2016
"Nama" from heaven... Christmas don set be that... Thank God for life.. (human life)...

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Politics / Re: No Ransom Paid To Free 21 Chibok Girls – DHQ by jahsson(m): 8:44am On Nov 13, 2016
ajebuter:
l believe you jare...

Just like l believe my 93 year old grandma is a pristine virgin..

Yes keh...


Fine woman.... cool

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Car Talk / Re: My Car Has Been Packed For 4 Months- What To Do Before Starting It Up Again by jahsson(m): 8:31am On Nov 13, 2016
seyicrown2008:

that is the best so that the Viscosity will come out

Nah wa... "So that viscosity will come out"... Come out from wer nah??..
Hehhehehe

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor And Roman Goddess Compare Massive Boobs. See Who Wins(video, Pic) by jahsson(m): 11:29am On Nov 12, 2016
Who has seen that movie "across d bridge"..??
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Used Chibok Ransom To Buy Powerful Weapons – Military Sources (Punch) by jahsson(m): 9:37am On Nov 12, 2016
Flexherbal:
Mr VP said no ransom was paid, as if BOKO boys are Father Christmas.

Even Min of Info said same thing.... Just unnecessary lies... So if they said they paid now.. Will anybody kill them.. ..

Nah wah oooo...

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Romance / Re: Must Women Think All Men Want Sex From Them After Helping Them? by jahsson(m): 10:34pm On Nov 11, 2016
Estharfabian:


because members of your gender most often than not give us concrete reasons to think that... undecided



A guy buys you a drink... He probably wants to get Into your panties...He buys you pizza, You're Toast! He buys You A PHONE, Then, get prepared...he's already screwing you In his mind. generosity isn't for free these days.. it comes with a price tag. Life's definitely a biatch....

BS.. . Shallow mentality... Its not ur fault sha... Nah d one dem share reach u...

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Politics / Re: Fashola: Oil Prices Drove Nigeria’s Growth Under Jonathan’s – NOT His Policies by jahsson(m): 6:47pm On Nov 11, 2016
But this Fashola was a minister during GEJ era nah... Y e nor talk... Was he not d one that used how much for a website... Same person that said he doesn't sign checks... Anyway.. Nah 9ja we dey... Anybody cant talk anything e like...


Make i go look wetin dey happen for America

Food / Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by jahsson(m): 6:14pm On Nov 11, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
I want to take dexarcoten and wate on with a white rice and tomato egg stew diet.
am I good to go??

I dont see any reason why u would want to use DEXARCOTEN.. But u can if u can withstand d following side effects...
Depressed
Labile mood
Suicidal thoughts
Menstrual irregularity
Swelling due to fluid retention
Potassium loss

If not.. Then stick to a protein based diet... WATE-ON dont work any more(based on my observation)...

I used to be skinny(lanky).. I tried almost everything... Got lactose intolerant due to over consumption of dairy products.. (cheese, milk, etc) nothing worked till i changed my diet.... But now I'm just a bit overweight for my height...


If wanting to add a lil bit of weight would make u happy.. Then why dont u build muscles instead of fat.. Fat ul have to burn off later in life... Muscles will keep u fit and healthy when u age and trust me when u build muscles with supplements like protein shakes and co... Ul definitely be huge


Note: the statement in bold is just my opinion, highly irrelevant and can be ignored..

Happy "fattening".. Lol... grin
Food / Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by jahsson(m): 5:34pm On Nov 11, 2016
seizethaBae:
My own body will 'completely burn' the residual deposits. grin
..
I modified with a link...

Its alryt anyway... U knw wats best for u...
Food / Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by jahsson(m): 5:26pm On Nov 11, 2016
seizethaBae:
Yipeeee!!! finally found my long lost twinee grin. I owe nobody any explanation too but i just wanna look a lil bit chubby. Namsayin'?.
See ehn,don't mind all ds people telling you; ''eat late,drink your food,add protein to your diet''e.t.c. Ko le werk! Some of us have high rate of metabolism hence if we like we shld eat like tomorrow no go come,it won't show!. U really need to see the rate at which i eat,i eat almost every 3,3 hours,and i eat all sorts. Infact,anytime am going to my sis place,i must call her ahead to overstock her kitchen. Yels,itz dat serious. I look perfectly healthy tho. cheesy

Just last week i went to a pharmacy store to get drugs for MP and i askd d pharmacist what i can use to look a lil bit chubby,he just started the usual sermon of 'babe,u look perfect,many pple are dying to be like you bla bla bla,nd i was like; wariz dis one saying undecided

Finally,he recommended a tablet-Mosegor-pisotifen (a lil bit expensive) and another multivit capsule(u can buy anyone). I started four days ago & im looking fleshy already. cool or maybe am seeing d flesh with my imaginary eyes,donno sef cry. You can google Mosegor(will try nd upload a pix). Doesn't make me dizzy at all.

You are welcome. grin

Careful of side effects... Drugs always leave residual deposits that the body cannot completely burn... So be careful in trying to add a lil flesh.. #saynotodrugs


http://patientsville.com/medication/mosegor_side_effects.htm
Crime / Re: 23year-old Dies While Struggling For Gun …his Death A Relief, Says Mother (pic) by jahsson(m): 4:50pm On Nov 11, 2016
deebrain:
Rather than look at the situation of his family and decide to be somebody great in society, he decides to be a thug.

It's common here in the south west. Boys just waste their lives chasing vanity.


PLS how do I enlist into NCAN? Flat heads chapter.



Thanks.

Romance / Re: . by jahsson(m): 3:20am On Nov 10, 2016
op shocked even bore hole dey yab you cry
You are finished

Science/Technology / Re: How To Check If Your Prepaid Meter Is Consuming Credit Unit Faster Than Expected by jahsson(m): 3:12am On Nov 10, 2016
Nice one
.... Thanks for d info...

#PLU
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by jahsson(m): 10:36pm On Nov 09, 2016
AMERICA ELECTION: WHAT MANNER OF ELECTION?
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This United States election is too boring for my liking.

Since morning, one did not even hear of anything tough sef.

No diverting of election materials
No ballot box snatching
No report of rigging
No cancellation
No bribing of officials
No forging of fake voters cards
No shooting
No police pursuing thugs
No money sharing
No results circulating
No forging of result sheets
No fighting at polling units
No card reader problems
No violence Results/Election
-No Inconclusive
Imagine!
Na Presidential Election be this one so?
Politics / Re: Who Hillary Clinton Epp? - Reno Omokri On US Election Results by jahsson(m): 12:24pm On Nov 09, 2016
The only thing wey dey pain me nah... Dis election has not changed d price of garri or rice... .. D way we take dey banter anoda con3 matter ehn... Con be like say we as Nigerians nor get con3.... Make we face front oooo...

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