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Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty Shares Photo Of A Child Bride And Her Adult Groom by jahsson(m): 5:50pm On Oct 11, 2016
1shortblackboy:
Girl wey never develop finish. Dem no go allow mango ripe finish before dem begin chop am?

d guy like use salt chop him mango oooo...hehehe....very bad... lipsrsealed

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Crime / Re: Men Arrested With Crushed Human Heads Hidden In Bread by jahsson(m): 7:32am On Oct 10, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Actress Who Lost Her Husband To Beauty Queen Says "Cheating Is In Men DNA" by jahsson(m): 7:20am On Oct 10, 2016
shamack:
Abeg na who dose men they cheat with,,,,,,,,,no be woman?

lol... Nah Ghosts...lol...
"the most romantic thing a woman can give a man is peace of mind"....

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Business / Re: Customs Removes Ban On Importation Of Rice by jahsson(m): 7:49pm On Oct 08, 2016
Now that dollar n naira r doing like isreal n Pakistan abi.... Una well done...
mtchew...

madam abeg give me 1 goldberg jare...
in my Fela chant.."i sori for NIGERIA"
Health / Re: 13 Symptoms That Shouldn't Be Ignored - By Lizgray by jahsson(m): 4:08pm On Oct 07, 2016
frankloloko:
Please someone help me get this topic on the front page . I am not I'll but I can't sleep all night for two months now and I am dropping weight should I suspect hiv ?

only a test will confirm ... Go for ur HIV test today..
good luck
Health / Re: 13 Symptoms That Shouldn't Be Ignored - By Lizgray by jahsson(m): 4:04pm On Oct 07, 2016
Houseofglam7:
This won't grace front page coz it's not about boobsies and asssies

" will u keep kwaet".. In my PEJ voice....

Op: nice one ...
Sports / Re: Women Searched At Entrance Of A Stadium In Uganda. Photos by jahsson(m): 2:36am On Oct 07, 2016
Did anybody notice d woman in red,... Hmmm... Nah donkey she carry for back ooo... lipsrsealed shocked
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should I Take This $1200 Job Offer Or Not? by jahsson(m): 5:28pm On Oct 03, 2016
AnonyNymous:

You don't get it. . . if he was making that $1200 and living in Nigeria then no problem. . . but in a high standard society like Dubai, its almost nothing. . . after settling bills upon bills and taxes upon taxes, before he'll find money to tale care of himself, he probably won't be living half as well as he would be if he were a qualified Nigerian lawyer

pls what bills n taxes will he be paying... Is he going there to work n save money or work n live like a pregnant woman ( anything wey pass go enter mouth)... Work hard n send ur money to ur mama... Sacrifice a year... If all goes as planned .. He'll be 400k x 12 richer... N he can still be the lawyer he wanna be....
Autos / Re: 2005 Toyota Camry LE 2.4L FWD For Sale, Asking Price N1.9m See Pictures by jahsson(m): 1:48pm On Oct 02, 2016
Like say money dey i for buy oooo... Nah wah...!!!
Politics / Re: Nigeria @ 57 by jahsson(m): 2:11am On Oct 02, 2016
Nice... Great statistics... Now only if our President n co will stop bashing Nigeria and Nigerians... A father will caution a child but will never tell his neighbor that his child is bad....
anyway, ..nice one... I am also proud to be a Nigerian...

#PLU
Travel / Re: Man Who Escaped Fuel Tanker Explosion Kneels Down To Thank God - Photos by jahsson(m): 11:40pm On Oct 01, 2016
masonkz:
Selfish. Why not just move on with your life?

People died and you are thanking a god that supposedly also created same people that died?? Please how do we reason as humans?!!

Mayne when you die someone else will rejoice and give testimony over your death.

Smdh

we u kip kwaet...
Travel / Re: Man Who Escaped Fuel Tanker Explosion Kneels Down To Thank God - Photos by jahsson(m): 11:37pm On Oct 01, 2016
iceberylin:
Someone probably Is dead an he's thanking God..

What joy is there when you got lucky and others didn't but these stuffs mostly gets us to Testify. Seems wrong to me..

na waooo... Someone is dead ... Agreed .. Him dat did not die nko??... He should not thank God ..... And u even said it seems wrong to u... Cos he got lucky and the next man didnt ... U feel he shouldnt be grateful...??... Issorite... Out of the heart d mouth speaketh sha... Kwantinu
Car Talk / Re: Vintage 1967 Benz 230 Used As A Wedding Car At CMS Church Lagos by jahsson(m): 6:02pm On Oct 01, 2016
Donpressman:
The couple are broke grin

sorry to quote u ooo... But oga .. U can't afford that car... cool

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Science/Technology / Re: The Snake My Friend And I Killed On Our Way To Vigil (Photo) by jahsson(m): 12:49am On Oct 01, 2016
Fp straight...

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Romance / Re: This is the type of woman every man loves to marry. by jahsson(m): 3:58am On Sep 30, 2016
From all the comments I've read... Marriage is going to be extinct in d near future cry ... All thatl be left is a live-in rship...
If there's sooo much argument about who loves first or who submits first then why get married in d first place... ??... My POV is ... Husband give ur 100% .. Wife give ur 100%... D problem starts wen both parties wanna meet half way... Both only wanting to reciprocate what they are getting...

#PLU

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Romance / Re: This is the type of woman every man loves to marry. by jahsson(m): 3:35am On Sep 30, 2016
ItsQuinn:
You can only find a submissive slave woman in Nollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood movies, in your dreams and your imagination. Realistically they don't exist, if you're waiting to find one, you will wait for all eternity. Like I said, the bible is unrealistic! smiley tongue

i beg to differ...

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Food / Re: Python Killed And Eaten In Okumagba, Warri (Photos) by jahsson(m): 4:10pm On Sep 29, 2016
ramdris:
[size=30pt]Front Page straight![/size]

for sure nah..

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Crime / Re: A Man Caught Stealing A Generator In IMO State (pics) by jahsson(m): 4:01pm On Sep 29, 2016
Berlynn:
even though his dicck was censored i can still tell he has a very small dicck grin

No chill for naija again as per everyone blood dey hawt angry

smh for u...
u n pen.is r like ...... Pls someone help me with pix...
Romance / Re: Can A Guy Still Catch A Girl By Writing Her Love Poems? by jahsson(m): 8:51am On Sep 29, 2016
Op... Hmmm... Me i dont think so oooo... Only way to catch her might be to include a couple of d NGN1k notes...
Politics / Re: Nigerian Government Muzzling Dissenting Voices - Amnesty International by jahsson(m): 8:43am On Sep 29, 2016
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NYSC / Re: This Zamfara Corper Is Missing (Photos) by jahsson(m): 6:57am On Sep 29, 2016
Fp news instead of those unnecessary stories... I pray he is safe...

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Education / Re: Student Auctions Her Virginity Online So That She Can Study Abroad by jahsson(m): 6:28am On Sep 29, 2016
I wanna start bidding @ NGN1k... wink

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Romance / Re: This guy wants to befriend only Female Pharmacist by jahsson(m): 1:11am On Sep 29, 2016
Look @ wat aproko has caused...
cool shocked
Politics / Re: EFCC Seals Off AP Plaza Abuja(photos) by jahsson(m): 1:02am On Sep 29, 2016
D way we rush at each others throats is d reason why our youths can n may never be privileged to rule Nigeria...
smh...
#PEACELOVEnUNITY #PLU
Politics / Re: EFCC Seals Off AP Plaza Abuja(photos) by jahsson(m): 12:52am On Sep 29, 2016
Johnrake69:



Well... Whatever their reasons are they should know they are creating more economic problems. The ocean of unemployment is fast over flowing. If not addressed we will definitely have anarchy on our hands.
anarchy is here already... I read through some of ur comments... And i must say, U ave something insyd ur cranium (no disrespect)... Also in relating this to what AMCON did to some companies in debt... was that AMCON took over management.. Meaning every income/revenue made was going straight to AMCONS pocket... Nobody was put out of their job and things wer as rosy as they could be... EFCC could still do that here and nobody would cry foul... Ppl wouldnt be scared of losing their jobs n what ave u... (my thoughts sha)... But we'll never know their reason for shutting d building down.... Kudos sir

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Already Getting Out Of Recession –adeosun by jahsson(m): 12:10am On Sep 29, 2016
basingstoke:
Wee you keep kwayet
i don laff throway my Iphone7 insyd toilet... Mtcheew... grin cheesy
Politics / Re: N600m Fraud: EFCC Arraigns Ex-cns, Jibrin, 2 Naval Officers- Vanguard by jahsson(m): 1:44am On Sep 28, 2016
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Crime / Re: Unidentified African Girl Butchers In The Throat By Arabian Boss (graphics Pics) by jahsson(m): 1:43am On Sep 28, 2016
In my Arnold Schwarzenegger voice... "I'll be back"... Thats wen dis hits fp... shocked
Politics / Re: 32 Seater Bus Manufactured By Ex-Militants Arrives Abuja For Delivery To Buhari by jahsson(m): 9:33pm On Sep 27, 2016
Young03:
they assembled it not that the manufactured it


na them manufacture the engine?

ul only be dashing ppl likes with dis ur derogatory statement... Anyway.. It seems thinking is not one of ur strong qualities...
tongue

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