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this mobo guy is the most foolish person to ever register on nairaland

^^^ some of them even have bobi that looks likes graph sheet because of the stretch marks   some have pot belly, pacid/unresponsive bobi, flat chest, flat ass, wrinkled bobi, hairly body, unsexy lips, brown teeth, big eyeballs, scattered teeth, unattractive gap tooth and so on.
I have this female friend whose palms are as hard as wood. Yes it's a turn off. I wouldn't want her to slap me

noted

split That sounds scary

looks like the poster is tired of sending credit

see all this mumu girls o u think guys don't get turned off by your looks and attitudes too? Well we do.
There should be at list 50things that turn me off in a girl and i just added one to the list a few weeks ago big navel i don't expect my future wife to be perfect anyway

no. . .

lwkmd. . . [s]their stomachs are filled with eba and egusi soup[/s]

you need to work on your confidence. they are humans too and they're even more emotional than guys. they won't bite you if u tell them u like them

so they bursted his skintos thats serious o.

;d ;d ;d ;d

chei. . . this thread reminds me of one of my threads here on nairaland.
That was around this time last year she was supposed to see her period the next day after i had sex with her but she didn't and she concluded i was responsible for the pregnacy i had to cough out close to 20k to take care of it. Whereas hormonal action doesn't start start until 2wks after conception so she wasn't supposed to miss her period.
Now i know better. no girl can maga me again my new watch word NO CONDOM NO SEX
Poster don't allow her to fool you o

mofo u seriously need a life

^^u've said it all.
Most girls out there are just parasites sometimes i can't help but wonder if i'm their uncle

love can kiss my a*s*s

you've broken just 6 and u're feeling fly common go out there and break more before we give you the medal stupid slowpoke.
i broke your record in just one year. I once dated 4girls at the same time. Thanks to africhat but now i'm matured and i know it's not cool to double date.
One thing i know is that you have to let down your guard while u're aiming at someone else's heart. there'll be a girl that would get to you first. u'll fall in love. i pray the girl would smash your heart when u finally fall in love. bloody retard

^^ lol
@poster u don't have to run anywhere. She'll get over it. I used to be depressed as far back as 2004. I'll spend most of the day not talking to anyone. but now i'm over it. I'm very happy and i have a great social life. I party like a rockstar. no big deal

^^^ ;d

see all this people o talking as if women don't cheat. Both sexes cheat. U should fu*cking get used to it
Who said women don't cheat? Even the married ones do. Women cheat and sleep around too.
& why did the poster generalise as if every man cheats?
if u don't like my comment then go and jump off a bridge cos i'm not coming back to this dull thread

chei more boys are now becoming gay in naija. . .
If any gay boy hits on me i'll kill him

lmao this poster is pissed o
@poster abeg make we hear word. All these girls are the same