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Food / Re: The Animals Boys Caught After Morning Training (Photos) by jaijay(m): 7:56pm On Apr 08, 2020
Its a Lion naw... grin
Computers / Re: . by jaijay(m): 10:36pm On Feb 27, 2020
DaBossTv:
Cant a miserable Nigerian like you act like a learned person like you appear to be Every post you see on internet appears to be scam in your own myopic pathetic mind cos you are retarded and have no sense of business.
In this modern age,will you foolishly go and pay for something you are not seeing?? If thats how foolish and retarded you are......then yes....people will keep scamming you cos you are foolish.
Go and order for same item on any online market if you will see snapped picture of the item on display.
Just shut your wagged tongue and soak your garri in your shit house hole broke muh fucker.
If people that have houses are talking....you will be opening you stupid mouth to talk from your shit hole. What's nonsense
They don spoil market for this one!!.. Smh
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghana's Ratel 90 Infantry Fighting Vehicle Is More Advanced Than We Have by jaijay(m): 6:11pm On Jan 01, 2020
What is this?.... Absolutely trashes
Ghana and nigeria are all a joke
Sports / Re: See Full List Of Likely Managers To Replace Jose Mourinho At Manchester United by jaijay(m): 3:48pm On Dec 18, 2018
David moyes!!!!! Again!!? shocked shocked
Haba Guy grin
Romance / Re: Was Linda Ikeji Played? by jaijay(m): 2:37pm On Dec 14, 2018
lefulefu:
played how?cheesy linda is too big to be played biko. She's just acting out a script. She paid the guy some money to impregnate her. If the pay is right a number of guys will fall over themselves to do the job.

Why would u pay for something u can get for free? Dosnt add up!?
He played her! He has nothing to loose. simple!!
Romance / Was Linda Ikeji Played? by jaijay(m): 11:29am On Dec 14, 2018
After going Through Aunty Linda's recent writeup. I couldn't help but notice something unusual, something that seem to elude every body.

My thought, could it be she was played by a particular group of F*ckboys who delegated a particular guy dey deem fit to do the job? Cause we all know how Guys hate it when a lady starts forming almighty, with that i cant fall for guy's petty bullsh*t kind of bragging. Or was she used to win a bet among guys who taught she couldn't be broken and the other group felt she is tameable?
Cos i can't imagine a grown up social nigerian saying he has never heard of Linda Ikeji before, at that point is when i realized there was a script that oga Jeremi was acting to.
Maybe oga Jeremi is just the real MVP!!
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Breaks Up With Sholaye Jeremi Her Baby Daddy by jaijay(m): 10:49am On Dec 14, 2018
Exactly what happens wen u form super Woman, I'm way out of ur League type of Lady. I can neva fall for Bleep boiz kinda.. See d truth is you were Played. He never Loved u, u were used to win a bet among Bleep boys. Thats what we do to ladies wey too dey form. We find some1 to do the Job, Ridicule u
Capish!!

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Celebrities / Re: "Una Go Kill Me First" Tobi When Asked To Take A Picture With Cee-C (Vid) by jaijay(m): 10:14am On Nov 18, 2018
Is it by force to snap picture again!?

Besides i know girls like ceec, Later she'll start sayin Tobi begged Paul Okoye to reconciled them.
Proud of u Bro! I cant b more proud.
Salute..

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Celebrities / Re: "Una Go Kill Me First" Tobi When Asked To Take A Picture With Cee-C (Vid) by jaijay(m): 10:11am On Nov 18, 2018
Is it by force to snap picture again!?

Besides i know girls like ceec. Later she'll say "Tobi begged Paul Okoye to reconcile them"
I'm proud of u Bro. Cant b more proud!!
Salute

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Politics / Re: APC To Win Kwara By Election With Over 70% Margin - Survey by jaijay(m): 5:38am On Nov 16, 2018
I trust nigerians, they'll shock u when its time for d real deal.. Y do u think they call us unpredictable?? Very unpredictable!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Campaign Kick Off 9ja For Life Is This Fake News??? Aboki Vs Aboki by jaijay(m): 6:02am On Oct 11, 2018
Smh..wetin dem sabi? U sef get time o!! We should start referring to them as former govt.
Politics / Re: Let's Do Online Voting Between Buhari And Atiku. Cast Your Vote Now by jaijay(m): 5:50am On Oct 11, 2018
F**k share!.. I likie likie cool

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Politics / Re: Atiku Considers Soludo, Adesina, Chike Obi, Peter Obi, Ekweremadu As Running Mat by jaijay(m): 6:51am On Oct 10, 2018
Atleast for d 1st time a running mate is being considered based on reasonable criteria benefiting to the country and not on some random zoning pooh alone. Thumbs up atiku!!
And my love for this adesina guy enh!! He's my man anyday anytime...

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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani Accepts El-Rufai's Challenge, Goes To Kaduna Market Alone (Pics) by jaijay(m): 6:34am On Oct 10, 2018
Richdad50:
The rise and fall of an Activist called Shehu Sani.
When you associate yourself with miscreants and political hoodlums, if and when they fight, they certainly will bring you to the mud. If anyone would tell me that a once national freedom fighter will end up trying to prove himself to a small district i wouldn't believe it.
Dear Sani,
Leave now before your reputation is destroyed beyond redemption.
#WalkAway
what is dis one sayin sef

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Nairaland / General / Re: True Meaning Of Wanka!! Using Your Five Fingers by jaijay(m): 7:04am On Sep 21, 2018
Sorry to burst ur bubble bro, its a Hausa word pronounced as "uwarka" meaning "YourMother" like yorubas will say "iya ye"

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Vorskla Europa League (4 - 2) On 20th September 2018 by jaijay(m): 9:10pm On Sep 20, 2018
MedicalSamwise:


You forgot to add 0 champions league
hahahahahahahah
Nairaland / General / Re: Your First Thought Before Picking Call From Unsaved Number by jaijay(m): 8:37am On Oct 07, 2014
Surplus90:
is a software? And how does it work...wherefrom wil it pull up d person's profile?
jst search 4 it! try it and u'll tank me latter....if u doubt send me ur fone number and i'll tell u ur name or who eva is using d fone
Nairaland / General / Re: Your First Thought Before Picking Call From Unsaved Number by jaijay(m): 6:38pm On Oct 06, 2014
dats y u should have trueCaller...u jst sit back a lil seconds and it'll show u who d caller is
while ringing..kapish!
Religion / Re: Shame On Pastors Who Live In Opulence While Church Members Are Broke!! by jaijay(m): 8:53am On Aug 22, 2013
D Op to dis bullshit is a Fooooo*l..hw can ů say such a thing? Do ů know hw many students the church as given scholarship to? Or till they give ů Raw cash 4 hand make ů go drink beer come back 4 more den he's a man of God? ODE!!..thinkin of and idle lazy person..#very furious
Phones / Re: TECNO M3 - Discussion Thread by jaijay(m): 11:33pm On Jul 29, 2013
China fone! as far as am concerned if e like make e use jelly rice its still chinko!!
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast Averted In Kaduna by jaijay(m): 8:46am On Jun 09, 2013
kkkp: Where is d bomb?
Ů dey use candle find where petrol dey smell! Ŋό worry ů go soon c am
Music/Radio / Re: Timaya Ft D'banj - Mind Over Matter by jaijay(m): 10:26am On Jun 07, 2013
If na Olamide naw evry1 would b goin gaga wit d noise he's yarnin...DJ play on jareh
Education / Re: Three ‘Missing’ Female-Undergraduates Found In Dubai by jaijay(m): 10:37pm On Apr 13, 2013
Omo! All does arabs and dia ridiculous di*k sieze...dem don get new addaitionz una go collect enuf..
TV/Movies / Re: Tonto Dike To Represent Nigeria In Big Brother Africa by jaijay(m): 5:18pm On Apr 12, 2013
Omo viewers disgression would b seriously and strictly advised dis year...Bba would b rated 25 and above becos miss tooto dicck wuld b present...m
Romance / Re: "I Only Stuck With Him Because Of His Money" by jaijay(m): 2:48pm On Apr 06, 2013
Y do ů guyz kip 4getin Rule#1 neva L۵νӟ up..jst get d best pussups d likes of tiwa, sheyi shay, tonto..ů name dem!..jst register ųя̥ trademark dat ů we're dia and move ahead...sefinish!!
Celebrities / Re: Emma Nyra's Outfit At Iyanya's Concert - Hot Or Not? by jaijay(m): 2:35pm On Apr 06, 2013
Equiped 4 blowjabz only.....
Celebrities / Re: Tuface And Annie Idibia After Dubai Wedding (Pictures) by jaijay(m): 1:02pm On Apr 06, 2013
Ů rememba d wise sayin "A gurlz mouth is the exact mirror image of wot her Pu**sy luks like!"..food 4 tot

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Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Celebrities And The Cars They Drive (Pictures) by jaijay(m): 12:32am On Apr 06, 2013
GeneralJ: One day, all those cars will be mine
Ů b jehova witness?..smh! Ŋό go hustle ųя̥ own
Romance / Re: Love Experts, Make Una Analyse This TXT Message For Me. by jaijay(m): 6:47am On Apr 04, 2013
L۵νӟ? Abeg wot is dis L۵νӟ evry1 is talkin abt? Is ℓ̊τ d latest car in town? Abi d newest Joint?....abegi! Ů dnt knw d hardest tin is to understnd what a woman wants? Most of dem wuld hide ℓ̊τ and make ů search endlessly 4 ℓ̊τ..evn wen ů find ℓ̊τ some wuld act kip searchin..guy she's only being open minded and dats unique
Celebrities / Re: Mum Buys 2-yr-old A $6.5m Apartment In New York by jaijay(m): 7:55pm On Apr 03, 2013
Na D same flat na him dem go śσ use dey nyashin d daugther anyhaw wen she grow

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