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Politics / Re: The Boldest And Most Outspoken Governor In Nigeria by JakesJ(m): 8:42pm On Apr 07, 2016
Is You That Jail Awaits! And Not God Blessed Son Like Ayo Fayose, Will Be Sub~Jet To Fear Of Jail Term...NONSENSE COUNTRY.....
EngrSeries:
Ekiti StaTE Governor, Ayo Fayose.
His bad mouth has no competition. Jail awaits him!
Fashion / Re: A Talented Nairalander's Amazing Makeup Shoot by JakesJ(m): 11:56pm On Mar 31, 2016
It Makes Sense Die...
Politics / Re: Why I Won’t Sign 2016 Budget In A Hurry — Buhari by JakesJ(m): 11:30pm On Mar 31, 2016
A VERY GOOD ONE! FROM MY SPECIALLY IDIOTIC PRESIDENT!!!
Science/Technology / Re: Brace Up For Hot Days, Heat Waves-NIMET Warns Nigerians by JakesJ(m): 10:28am On Mar 29, 2016
THANK Unah!
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Yemi Alade Celebrates Easter, Shares Photo Of Her Mum, Real Mama Africa by JakesJ(m): 12:29pm On Mar 27, 2016
I'M COMING.
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Yemi Alade Celebrates Easter, Shares Photo Of Her Mum, Real Mama Africa by JakesJ(m): 12:28pm On Mar 27, 2016
GOOD ONE!!!
Car Talk / Re: Quick Meaning Of 'P','R','N','D','2','L' And 'OD' For Autogears by JakesJ(m): 5:25pm On Mar 22, 2016
In The Buhari Abi Nah Brouhaha Be Him Name Self! Were Will Person See Money To Buy Automatic Matu But Shall, Bros U Try No Be Small Oohh, GOOD WORK...
Food / Re: Top 4 Popular Nigerian Fruits You Don’t Know The English Name For by JakesJ(m): 5:14pm On Mar 17, 2016
THANKS FOR THE LECTURE BRO.
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Reveals Only Thing That Can End Their Bitter Fight by JakesJ(m): 10:27am On Mar 17, 2016
mineANDurs:
And everybody was blaming their wives,
#women don suffer!
Listen My Darling Husband (Peter's Wife), I Can't Fit To Rick The Future Of My Kids!!! All To The Glory Of Ur Elder Brother Collecting Every Thing(Money) To Himself, And For The Benefit Of His Family(Jude's Wife & Children), Just Look At The Intimidation Ur Brother Is Subjecting The Future Of My Children To. All To His Greediness. My Love(Peter) Please Do Something Fast About This Ur So Called Bros(Jude) Okay I Peter Will Surely Do Something About This Nonsense Cheat.....
Politics / Re: N’assembly Committee Detects Fresh Flaws In 2016 Budget by JakesJ(m): 9:09am On Mar 17, 2016
OKAY OOO.
Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by JakesJ(m): 2:14am On Mar 15, 2016
Gud One Bro. More Hairs To Ur Armpit!!!
Politics / Re: APC Shouting CHAINS And We Heard CHANGE By Ben Murray by JakesJ(m): 11:22pm On Mar 09, 2016
Till Then!!! But For Now, The Bros. Is Making A Very Good Heavenly Sense Than Our So Call 1st Citizen(President Buhari) Of This Quantry. ABI
HungerBAD:
Very soon.

This Ben Bruce will talk himself into irrelevancy like Ayo Fayose.
Politics / Re: Senate Urges Buhari To Intensify Effort On Chibok Girls Rescue by JakesJ(m): 3:39pm On Mar 09, 2016
JakesJ:
SCAM Na SCAM! Our Mama Peace Have Long Said It Aloud, That There Were Know Girls Adoption Any Where. When She Made The Comment That, Na Only U Waka Come?
And The Senate Are Making Good Use Of There Sense By, Using The Girls Issue To Keep The President Busy On Seat!!! WHAT GOES AROUND, WILL SURELY COME AROUND! !! !!!
Politics / Re: Senate Urges Buhari To Intensify Effort On Chibok Girls Rescue by JakesJ(m): 3:29pm On Mar 09, 2016
SCAM Na SCAM! Our Mama Peace Have Long Said It Aloud That, There Were Know Girls Adoption Any Where. When She Made The Comment That Na Only U Waka Come?
Business / Re: In Which Bank Do Customers Waste Time Everyday? (photo) by JakesJ(m): 3:07pm On Mar 09, 2016
On The More SERIOUS Note, first bank Nigeria PLC. Nah Baba On This One Nooooo...
Family / Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by JakesJ(m): 11:12pm On Mar 06, 2016
GOOD ONE BRO.!!!
Celebrities / Re: Emmanuel Ikubese Is In Love With Juliet Ibrahim (photos) by JakesJ(m): 9:55pm On Mar 03, 2016
Emmanuel wrote: “It is way passed midnight on a truly special day for you and as I search for ways to make you feel as special as I find you, I can’t stop smiling at the thought of how lucky I am to just be in a position to say “I love you” to you.” “Long emotional messages are not my thing, as you will realize by the end of this looong terrible idea (an Emmanuel love letter lol), but you give me the kind of feeling that people write novels about, so I might as well try my hand at it.” “I know you don’t see yourself the way I see you, you can’t possibly. And you will probably argue if I told you how beautiful I think you are, inside and out.” “But even things you can’t stand about yourself are all the things i can’t go a day without. Just so it doesn’t get boring I will stop here..but this doesn’t even scratch the surface of how I feel at this moment, and I hope I find ways of showing it to you. Happy birthday My Love, stay exactly the same this new year. JAKES
Business / Re: Dangote Appoint Daughter As Head Of Tiger Brands Formely Dangote Flour Mills(pic by JakesJ(m): 2:52pm On Feb 26, 2016
Wise Appointment Sir! Who Then Can Be Trust This Day. CONGRATULATION MY SWEET DARLING GOOD LOOKING DANGOTE LIKE...
Health / Re: Uniabuja Student Gives Birth In The Hostel By Herself by JakesJ(m): 2:46pm On Feb 26, 2016
A Very Big Congrate To Her And The New Born Baby!
Politics / Re: Photos From Jimeta Police-Headquarters Yola Bomb Blast Today by JakesJ(m): 3:41pm On Feb 25, 2016
Bros, That Police Division Even Make Sense Small Compared To Other States Own, EG. The Police Station Division In Sen. David Mark's Home Town. That One Nah Very Much Apology. ....
MoneyGreen:
THAT PLACE WEY BE LIKE DUSTBIN NA POLICE HQ?
Politics / Re: Photos From Jimeta Police-Headquarters Yola Bomb Blast Today by JakesJ(m): 3:31pm On Feb 25, 2016
U're Very Much Mad In Making! Cos Ur Love For Stupidity Have Made U Useless In Thinking...
pastormellanby:
it seems most people don't understand the difference between insurgency and terrorism, insurgency has been won but terrorism will take a longer time to clean up the mess before they used to hold territories captive but now they do hide and seek games even in developed countries like Britain and France dere are still cases of terrorist attack we nid to orrientates our thinking.
Politics / Re: Photos From Jimeta Police-Headquarters Yola Bomb Blast Today by JakesJ(m): 3:26pm On Feb 25, 2016
U're Very Much Correct Sir, Or Abi Nah Madam! No Mind The Olodos In Human Structures...
Acidosis:
The government and the military (Buraita) should desist from mentioning the word 'defeat'


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Celebrities / Re: Actor Olakunle Akindele Died From A Strange Attack by JakesJ(m): 3:20pm On Feb 25, 2016
I Don't Really Know Him! But That's Very Sad News. May Ur Gentle Soul Rest In Perfect Peace, Amen.
Politics / Re: Why We Can’t Produce Tompolo – Lawyers by JakesJ(m): 8:58am On Feb 25, 2016
Don't Mind The Adamusss In Action! There Small Sense Like That Of A Dead Baby's Own... FOR THERE MIND THEY WANT TO CATCH MY PERSONAL PERSON ABI ? Don't Worry, May Thunders Of The Old Generation Fire All Of You!!! IDIOTS IN POWER.....
Godsonkemz:
You want him to appear before court so that DSS and EFCC will use the opportunity to grab him and detain him just as they did to Nnamdi Kanu.
Romance / Re: Why Do Some Ladies Wear Beads Round Their Waist? by JakesJ(m): 1:04am On Feb 25, 2016
I Jakes! Personally Love To See Beads Round A Woman's Waist All Time...
Romance / Re: 8 Evidences That Show A Lady Will Become A Stingy Wife by JakesJ(m): 11:35pm On Feb 24, 2016
Lady Stingy! Don't Worry Your Self At All Maah! For Using The Word "Lesser" To Promote And Defend Your Act & Heart Of Stinginess, What's That You Call Yourself? "SHE Stinginess! Or Missyadorable", Cos You've Proven Yourself Beyond Doubt, That You're There Principal So Far Now On Stingy Of A Thing!!! Abi No Be So? [quote author=missyadorable post=43224184]Well,for me I grew up with the mentality that my money must not reach a guy except my brothers.
Spending money on my guy in cash or kind will make him take me for granted,like "she is spending her cash on me,she is desperate" cos that's how African men think
I didn't think gifts were necessary.I didn't play romance with my money.
I could agree to split the bills on date but my weak point was getting my guy gifts on special occasions...I didn't pester for gifts too cos I could afford whatever I wanted..
Now,am married and I
Romance / Re: 8 Evidences That Show A Lady Will Become A Stingy Wife by JakesJ(m): 11:13pm On Feb 24, 2016
Even When They Are Working Class Ladies, As Well Receiving Salaries, They'll Still Tell You That; The Salary Is'nt A Enough To Take Care Of There Needs. That's To Say, The Money Know Feat Go Any Where For The Month, Or To Take Care Of Her Personal Needs, Talk More Of Giving Or Borrowing Some one... Nah There Way ooooooohhhhh!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic With Mr. Ibu At Ita-giwa's 70th Birthday by JakesJ(m): 4:54pm On Feb 23, 2016
Nnah~Menn! This's The Second Version Of *The Beauty & The Beast**%* Un~Matchable Two*...........
Religion / Re: Buhari Told Me Why People Can’t Shout ‘Nagode Allah’ In Nigeria – Mbaka by JakesJ(m): 1:33pm On Feb 23, 2016
If I Fails To Acknowledge Your Charismatic Being In U! !! !!! Tham It ; I'll Be Doing My Self no Any Good At All !!! So, Thanks Man {Dude}, Appreciated............ They Will Soon See Him Wailing Loud, That's If At All He Has Any Conscience In Him....
johnydon22:
It will be an interesting season film when Mbaka turns into a wailer... i can see coming very very soon ..

Quote me anywhere when it starts to happen
Politics / Re: Freeze To Onyeka Onwenu: Face Your Issue, You Were Not Sacked For Being Igbo!” by JakesJ(m): 1:21pm On Feb 19, 2016
The Truth Has Been Said! So Game Over!!! Pls N.Landers Tell Me Just One Of Her Many Positive Impact On The So Called IgboS? Or Her People Not To Talk Of The Human Beings Around Her... TO BE HONEST! If Only 'Buhari' Will Be Sacking And Doing Away With This Kinds Of Persons, Replacing Them With The Right & Competent Once, I Can Stand And Say Loudly That He (Buhari) Regime Will Achieve Better. But Too Bad, The Other Way Round Is The Case For Him... Go & Rest She Woman!!!!!! I vividly recall she was a very vocal participant in the infamous 'Abacha One Million Man March' of 97/98. This infamous One Million March was a campaign that supported Abacha's drive for self-succession into civilian rulership.
Cool FM On-Air Personality, OAP, Freeze has advised Onyeka Onwenu to stop inciting inter-ethnic disaffection.
Onwenu had said, “I was abused, targeted and maltreated for being an Igbo woman.

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Politics / Re: Juju Scare At Ebonyi Government House by JakesJ(m): 11:42am On Feb 18, 2016
LIE! I Mean A Federational Capital Strong LIE-LIE!!! Will One Use Juju To Be-Witch Juju? Though We All Know That The Opposition Party Will Alway Want To See To The Down Fall Of The Governing Once. It's Obvious That The Uburu (Ohaozara LGA) Born Politician Is Really Doing Justics To His State (Ebonyi State) In Question.
Religion / Re: Video: Pastor Prays Recharge Card Into Phones Of Members by JakesJ(m): 12:10pm On Feb 17, 2016
So Now Baba God Don Get Companies Where Angel Michael & Gabriel Controls, Manufactures And Distributes ReCharge Cards 4 Heaven Or On Earth!!! Come To Think Of It, His Church Will Make Sens Die, Cos One Will Not Need To Buy Cards Any More. TOO BAD 4 NETWORK PROVIDERS IN OGUN STATE......

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