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Fashion / Re: Girls Blasted For Exposing Cleavage In Hijab [PICS] by JakesJ(m): 4:51pm On Jan 22, 2016
It Did't Start Today! Obviously We Know That The Pretenders Do The Worst..... A Religion That Refused CIVILASATION!!! Dan'Buro'uba Sheegeee Kawai.........
Celebrities / Re: Lolo1 Of Wazobiafm Blasts Comedienne Princess by JakesJ(m): 4:43pm On Jan 22, 2016
OK NAH! Fighting And Quarrels Continuer! !! !!!

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Celebrities / Re: Lolo1 Of Wazobiafm Blasts Comedienne Princess by JakesJ(m): 4:42pm On Jan 22, 2016
I DE COME!
Forum Games / Re: Can You Spot The Key In This Photo? by JakesJ(m): 4:38pm On Jan 22, 2016
E No Dey Dere!
Phones / Re: N1.04tn Fine: MTN Seeks Out Of Court Settlement by JakesJ(m): 4:19pm On Jan 22, 2016
GOD MY LORD..... This's Really ONEROUS................
Food / Re: The Rat Guys Killed And Ate At Garki Abuja (Photos) by JakesJ(m): 3:59pm On Jan 22, 2016
Abeg Come Ooo, nah every thing dem go post 4 this Nairaland Even Do Person Should Poo! It'll Be Uploaded To The Site For Discussion! !! Too Bad! !! !!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police Recruitment: Senate Receives Names Of Successful Candidates by JakesJ(m): 3:36pm On Jan 22, 2016
Nah Them Sabi Ooohhhhh! !! !!! !!!! !!!!! Jakes: To Lalasticlala & Seun;..................................................
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police Recruitment: Senate Receives Names Of Successful Candidates by JakesJ(m): 3:32pm On Jan 22, 2016
Nah Them Sabi Ooohhhhh! !! !!! !!!! !!!!! from Jakes:- To Lalasticlala & Seun;..................................................
Sports / Re: CHAN 2016: Nigeria Vs Tunisia (1 - 1) On 22nd January 2016 by JakesJ(m): 3:21pm On Jan 22, 2016
WELL DONE BOYZ! !! !!!
Politics / Re: Samuel Ogbemudia Dumps PDP by JakesJ(m): 2:43pm On Jan 22, 2016
I'm Neither APC Or PDP Member, Meaning I Don't Do PoliticS.....Cos Politics In Nigeria Is A Waste Of Energy, Time And Dignity In All Remification. Better Still To Accumulate UnNecessary Enemies To One Self And Most Importantly Exposing Once Families To Dangers...GOD Forbid Bad ThingSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Politics / Re: Samuel Ogbemudia Dumps PDP by JakesJ(m): 2:41pm On Jan 22, 2016
ARRANT NONSENSE!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: FRSC Officer Returns Money Recovered From Accident Victim (photo) by JakesJ(m): 1:51pm On Jan 22, 2016
Good! Well Done Man, Or Is He A She? All The same, Keep Returning There Money & Propertise Fund On The Victims.....Cos U're Carrying Out The Duty U Signed For, And ACCEPTED To Do It WELL. So Know Big Deal About Ur Action....... But, Come To Think Of It!!! How Much Is The Cash Returned? From What I See, This Money Is Very Much Small To Be Shared Among ThemSelves And The Officers In There Midst At That Particular Point In Time, *# IS NOT A ENOUGH OR BIG AMOUNT OF MONEY #* So Instead Of Making Trouble With The Little Cash Of Nothing, Is Then Wise To Return It, That's The Money In Question............... Nah today it start? E have tead.....
Politics / Re: ''Nigerian Politicians With Houses & Businesses In UAE'' - Sahara Reporters by JakesJ(m): 3:08pm On Jan 21, 2016
Ozy4Christ, I Almostly Wanted To Ignore Ur Response To That Good 4 Nothing Living Idiot Being!!! But On A Second Thought I Said, It'll Be Wise 2 Acknowledge A Charismatic Person Like U* I'm Not At All Surprise Of U Being An Igbo Lady And From The Almighty Imo State. Is Ur Type Of Person We Always Clamor For, Cos U're 1 In A Million. So My Darling Angel, Keep The Needful Going My Dear, The Lord Is Our Strength+++ Pls Do Tell Them The Truth At Any Time U Felt Necessary To... Okay!!!
ozy4christ:
oga abeg u need rest,what have u benefitd 4rm dis govt?all dis probe,hw many ppl has been jaild,where is d bail out money and d recovery ones?buhari is he a saint? Gej govt is far much better dan pmb own,withn 9months he has flew almost round d world,in hs tenure dat inec recorded high nullified electns,soon nig.govnt wil be all Apc,my dear say d truth,how can a president be greater dan law when askd 2 release namdi kanu?tell me what sector in nigeria is moving perfectly well
Politics / Re: Payment Of N5000 To Unemployed Will Be Very Difficult - FG by JakesJ(m): 2:23pm On Jan 21, 2016
Bro, Is Not About Buying A Highlander Toyota SUV! But The Truth Is That, We All That See And Say The Truth, Will Not Only Be Successfull In Life, But Also Attain A Greater Hight In This Administration. By God Grace (Jesus), Amen***
drss:
if say i get moni now i for buy u toyota highlander... smiley
Politics / Re: Payment Of N5000 To Unemployed Will Be Very Difficult - FG by JakesJ(m): 2:11pm On Jan 21, 2016
Lowlessness And Lack Of Foresight Will End Ur Whole / Entire Being, By The gods Name In Which U Worship, #buhari#
Ioannes:


you are kidding right?

distribute it and I will show you Ghanaians and cameroonians with the authentic Nigerian passport. no be mouth.

all 774 local governments should be empowered through training and re-training of their staff to handle such a national assignment.

gej my foot.
Politics / Re: Payment Of N5000 To Unemployed Will Be Very Difficult - FG by JakesJ(m): 1:57pm On Jan 21, 2016
It's Okay! What More Can We Hear From Our Gud Autocratical Dictatorship Governance.

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Politics / Re: Court Orders DSS To Take Nnamdi Kanu To Prison by JakesJ(m): 2:26pm On Jan 20, 2016
NobleZone My Brother! Just As I Always Say, Making A Way For That Which They Said And See To Be Impossible, It Must Happen To Them As A Dream In Reality. If That They Are Wise And Full Of Wisdom Or Better Still Do Listen To Advices From Good Neutral Body, All This Will Never Attaint Any Occurrence. But Where Severe Is The Order Of The Day, What Less Of This Do You Expect. Just As U've Said NobleZone, The Chance For Another New Beginning Have Just Started In DISGUISE, By His Detectoship Way Of Governance Of His Long Slaves In The Zoo Called Nigeria. I Must Not End This Without Telling His Followers And Those Who Enjoys All His Wickedness To Others All In Name Of Fighting Corruption, Will Live To See The End Of Buhari.[quote author=JakesJ..He has been a prisoner ever since he was arrested. By the way, Africans are Prisoners of mental slavery ever since the days if slave trade. I am not saying you should stop your celebration though.
Have fun, while it lasts. Just MARK this day;a tyranny does not live forever.
Politics / Re: Olisa Metuh Arrives Court In Handcuffs (Photos) by JakesJ(m): 5:26pm On Jan 19, 2016
My Brother! CKTHELUCKYMAN, U've Said It All As Know Need For Repeatation. I Said It Before Now, Inthe Beginning Of This So Called Administration, I Do Very Well Saw It Coming As Fast As It Can. One Thing U'll Never Take Away From This Man Called Buhari Is That, He'll Not Seize To Rain Hell On Those Who Cost Him The Seat Of Presidency All Before Now, Buhari Itself Have No Forgiveness In Him As A Person, So Why Will Him Not EXHIBIT The Devil In Him As He Do What He Know Best And Very Good At Doing.....God Almighty Will SURELY And CERTAINLY PUNISH You Buhari!!!!!
cktheluckyman:
Abacha did worse than this!! We all know how he ended up!
Romance / Re: See What I Saw On My To-be Girlfriend's Dp by JakesJ(m): 10:29am On Jan 15, 2016
Why Will U Run For Ur Dear Life? Are U A Premature Dude? Are U Thesame Person That Hav'Ben Getting It For Her Before Now? Or Do U Want To Bail Them From There Expenses? Why Can't U Be Quiet For Once And Concentrate On Cementing The Relationship First! Do U Even Borrow Ur Sense Out?
mallamsk:
I just met this girl not long ago and we are going well along. We are about to finalize things and start dating officially. Surprisingly today, I just saw this on her dp and she confirm that it belongs to her. Please fellow nairalander, do you think I should run for my life or I should still carry on?
Politics / Re: Pictures Of First Aba Urban Renewal Summit And Demolishion Of Shanties by JakesJ(m): 9:17pm On Jan 14, 2016
Good Moves At A Go! Governor Ikpeazu Thank You Sir, Ponponkon Thanks So Much For The News Update. God Bless The Igbo People And The Igbo Nation At Large. Amen! !! !!! !!!! !!!!!

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Romance / Re: Big Boys Or Big Fools? (picture Of The Day) by JakesJ(m): 1:18am On Jan 14, 2016
My Bro. Thanks Jooooh, Cos U Can't Be Less Right Than This Ur Statement. This Compound Nonentical Idiots That Are Addressed As Police. It's Actually Not There Fault At All, If For Not Adding Force To There Name All This Nonsense Would've A Limit To It. It No News That They Only Execises There Strength And Powers On The Poor As Well As The Middle Class People In Our Society, As They Run To Hide And Take Cover When The Rich Once Cough Or Spit Out. They Enjoys It When There Been Mall-Handled By The Rich. Too Bad For A Nation!!!!!
Deexxy
I was going to the club sometime last year with my friends and we were searched thoroughly. All the messages in our phones were checked from text messages to emails to Facebook and the rest. After everything we still had to part with over 5k despite being innocent.

Instead of them to go to clubs like this using under cover agents to fish these boys out. They will rather harass innocent people around,collecting money from them. undecided[/color:

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Religion / Re: Catholic Church Plans To Transfer Mbaka by JakesJ(m): 5:31pm On Jan 12, 2016
Good 1 Bro.
Sports / Re: Arsenal To Sign Nwakali Chukwueze Nigeria Under 17 Starlets by JakesJ(m): 4:15pm On Jan 12, 2016
I Do & Always Will All Time Wish Them Well! At Thesame Time Would've Prefered Them Going To A Less Concentrated Club In Europ First, Instead Of The The Big Teams Come Calling For Them Now. Because Some Things Must Be Put Into Consideration, Which Most Of Us Know Much About And Will Surely Surface As Time Goes On In Big Gun Teams...
Politics / Re: Jude Nkama Appointed As Judge In New Jersey by JakesJ(m): 3:49pm On Jan 08, 2016
The gods Are Wise, Cos This Same Man 'Jude O. Nkama' Once Contested For Governorship Post In The Last Two Election Now, 2011. But Then Lost To Martin Elechi, The Good Thing About All This, Is That, God Almighty Have Turned Attention To The State Of "Ebonyi" And Its Citizen.......Ebonyi State Is Truly Blessed Now! !! !!! God Bless Me!!! God Bless Ebonyi State!! God Bless Nigeria!................Say A Bigger A M E N ...If Only You'll Not Be Excluded From The God's Blessing Going round Now......Jakes Have Spoken..........
JAZES:
A Nigerian, Jude O Nkama made history on January 6th as he became the first African to be appointed
as a judge in the 349 year history of the city and State of New Jersey, USA.
Hon. Ras Baraka, Mayor of the City of Newark, NJ also appointed Hon. Ugochukwu Nwaokoro as Deputy Mayor;
and Evans Anyanwu, Esq. as Chief Prosecutor of the city.
See more photos from the event below:
CC: lalasticlala, ishilove

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Religion / Re: Conrad Mbewe Accuses TB Joshua Of Demonic Predictions & Fake Prophecies by JakesJ(m): 2:30pm On Jan 06, 2016
Horlufemi:


TB is not Jesus. I will tell it to his face. He's a false prophet.

Temitope Balogun Joshua of Ikotun-Egbe is a false prophet.

You think this is Blasphemy? He is a dirty stunning false prophet and he has no part of eternal life.
GBAM! Gbam!! gbam!!! End Of Discursion Discussion..................
Religion / Re: Conrad Mbewe Accuses TB Joshua Of Demonic Predictions & Fake Prophecies by JakesJ(m): 2:18pm On Jan 06, 2016
It Only Takes The Strong Spirit Of Almighty Baba God To Know And Say So... He Can't Be More Fake Than I'm Already Seeing Now! God MUST Put HIM To Shame Soon For The Innocent Blood You Use As Your Sacrifice To Your Idiot Devil......
Horlufemi:
TB Joshua is a false prophet.
Politics / Re: Abdulaziz Dauda Sentenced To Death By Hanging by JakesJ(m): 1:48pm On Jan 06, 2016
THANK'S BRO. U'VE MADE MY DAY!
Orjioorji:
is Islamic law more than the Nigeria constitution ? the man don't deserve to die Mohammed should come and save himself if he is a true God or prophet .
Politics / Re: AfricanSunTimes Names Jonathan International Person Of The Year by JakesJ(m): 2:44pm On Jan 04, 2016
I Said To My Self I'll Not Comment On This, But In This New Year, You ApcSupporter & Supporters Can't For Once Do Your Future Good By Letting Your Wrong Pass Characters With Your ThoughtS And Hands. God Help You Guyz..........
APCsupporter:
Otuoke ogogoro drinking drunkard bastard. Gej will son land in jail
Religion / Re: Church Of Luminants In USA: End Time Church by JakesJ(m): 12:59pm On Dec 24, 2015
I'll Not Say Anything 2 Some one That Practically Call The Mother Names, To The Extend Of Insulten By Saying It'll Not Be Well With The Mother, Sisters And Even The Relatives. So Why Worry 4 Such Idiot When He Talk By Texting Nonsense On Nairaland.....MUMU Part 1.........
searchiing4love:
Christianity has become an object of ridicule. How can a church entrance be designed like a woman's pusssy If we talk now their gullible followers will start quoting the bible. I pity all xtains. They are all going to Hell.

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Politics / Re: 2016 Budget: A Budget Of Change Or A Budget Of Burden? by JakesJ(m): 11:57am On Dec 24, 2015
I Do Quote U Right Sir. APC Are Truly The Lying Bastards....
APCLyingBastard:
I can bet my left nut that this budget will rise to 9 trillion before the end of 2016.

A supplementary budget will be passed before June.

Mark my words

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Politics / Re: 20 Things Nigerians May Experience In 2016 Under Buhari’s Govt, By Fayose by JakesJ(m): 1:26pm On Dec 23, 2015
I'll Not Do Myself Any Good If I Don't Appreciate And Express My Profound Gratitude 4 This Great Expo Made None 2 Us The Wise Once Of The Almighty God Of Heaven, Thank U My Mentor. God Will Continuously 2 Bless U & I, Amen........
1. Workers Strike: There will be so much industrial unrest, especially in the first quarter of the year.

2. Subsidy: There will be removal of fuel subsidy and petrol (PMS) will sell over and above N100/litre, leaving the masses in more serious hardship. Product will not be available and long queue in petrol stations will persist throughout the first quarter of 2016 and beyond.

3. Electricity: Power generation will drop to the lowest ebb. Still, Federal Government will increase tariff in 2016.

4. Unemployment: Millions of jobs will be lost in 2016 as against the three millio

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