₦airaland Forum

u be saddist?

No. He just boughts a vespa okada.

Click at your own peril.

Ah ah, I didn't click o. How did I get here? _{Tiptoes out of thread.}

I have never given tithe. However, I use my money to take care of my parents, brothers and sisters who are less privileged. Am I indirectly paying my tithes or not? Abeg, make una educate me.

Na man must wack pastors be dat . Or is it "no food for lazy man", pastors?

This IS a blatant lie. No money and they are still building mansions for themselves? No money and they are buying latest SUVs for themselves?
No money and they are sharing the allocations to themselves in the same ratio without regard to their claim?
Let them continue to decieve themselves with "we can't pay salaries because of lack of allocation from the state". Thieves. Oles . Barawos.

Hmmmmm!

See display of talents for the wrong things .

I need am fwa zis house because all of zos waywardi girls who are failingi to abide by ze Sharia law masti be displeened, and so zerefwa we need zis house for zat frogram of rescue andi recovery, walahi talahi, gaskyia I nogo tellam you fwa lie.

To all zoz henemies of frogress, I say to you zat ze Almighty shall funish you froperly fwa me. Sank you.

Haba Jakumo, you are get am por sense fa. You are bery bery correct.

I feel for the people of Ibadan and Nigeria as a whole because armed robbery is rampant in all parts of the country now. I plead with the robbers to rob in the right quarters. They should please spare the masses and go for those who caused their woes.

Fellow Nigerians, I am Professor Philip Mfon of the University of Freetown - - Pellow Nijerians, I am Fropessor Fhilif Mpon of zhe Unibersity op Preetown (Hausa version)

Why we dey confused naa?

Haba, teacher, if we kepted quiet, you will becomes Papa Ajasco.

Happy birthday. Wish you many more years with prosperity.
One thing left. Please update your ID to Ayusman[b]17[/b].

Leave Nigeria alone. The best way to steal peoples money these days is to float an investment. When you have gathered enough money from investors, just zap. I f the investors take you to court, get a good lawyer who can ensure that the case remains pending for God knows when. Meanwhile, establish another biz with the investors monies and continue to enjoy the booty.

Even when government intervenes, nothing will come out of it, as officials will negotiate with the scammers on how the loot will be shared, while the investors continue to wait in vain. It is now a hopeless hope as government has stolen from the wonderbanks.

This is Nigeria for you. Hard luck.

Area boys towing the line of the area father. Crook begets crooks.

We are trapped in a dangerous circle of violence. These arms, after elections come into the hands of very dangerous miscreants and armed robbers while the politicians retain their armoured vehicles to protect themselves from any attacks.

Hidding oneself in armoured vehicle is only a temporary relieve. The politicians will have a permanent relieve if and only if they satisfy the masses. They can't be a hidding place for these crooks.

They should be punished!!

Yes, they should be punished. But who will punish the IBBs, the OBJs, the Iboris, the Fani Kayodes, the Alao Akalas etc, who have looted our country dry?

lol
infact he'll put an arrow on his grandfathers hut

LOL.

are you free from sin? you could need a cure

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@becomrich,
The story may be fake but the man in the picture looks very real to me.Infact he looks more real than becomrich.

Hmm. Somebody is inviting trouble. My guy Becomerich might do it in style by showing the satelite image of your village, with emphasis on the existing footpaths.

Don't worry. Most of the money will go into seeking security for themselves and somehow the thing will go round. Don't you know that Kidnappers are waiting for them?

Then I hope you will be delighted to know that I pray God uses the same sort of Evil to cleanse you and get good results for you and yours in much the same way as you have subscribed it be used to cure the lesbians in South Africa then. AMEN!!!

What do you want cleansed from me, please?

Uhmm. Wahala dey!

Kidnapping has suddenly become a goldmine for some riff raffs. Naija na wa.

This man wants to gain relevance through ogboju when he has squandered his opportunity.

The lions are currently at the National Zoological Garden in Jos, the Plateau State capital, where reports have it that the Commission in Abuja has only been remitting a paltry N200,000 for their upkeep.

Paltry N200,000 per month _{just thinking aloud}. What is the average monthly salary of civil servants in Nassarawa State? Vagabonds In Power, indeed.

Just as raping babies was also another experiment to cure AIDS? Do you read your own posts sometimes? Are you OK??

I 'm ok, brother.

But those lesbians are no babies. I detest lesbianism.

My stand is that, in life and according to circumstance, sometimes  it is necessary to use "evil" deeds/actions get  good results.

Hmmm.

Na you sabi.

Eye service even to the dead. Na wa for us o.