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Abasi mi ee ---My God! in Efik.

Can you name one of them, with 10 billion naira, most Nigerian pastors will hand over Jesus christ for second cruxifision

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Abeg, make I laugh jare. . Prosperity madness of our pastors has gone beyond the ordinary. Lord have mercy.

Fellow NL, you should thank your stars for hearing this information. The next you will hear is that the money has been recieved by Nigeria but whereabout of fund is unknown. Just keep watching.

There is no respite for the corrupt. Nemesis is on the prowl.

Is this another failed policy?

Yes, let her resign if she truely believes in fighting corruption, yet her efforts are twarted.

I can only believe her sincerity if she resigns.

How can Nigeria work when our leaders are on looting spree.

Have we succeeded in prosecuting the criminals in our midst?

This is another exercise to fatten the pockets of those in charge of prosecution.

Good leadership produces good followership which directly leads to a good country.
Bad leadership produces bad followership which directly leads to a bad country,

Now, If Nigeria as a country is bad, where do you think the rot started from?

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There is no hidding place for the wicked. Judgement day is fast approaching. He that has ears to hear, let him hear.

This is an experiment on how to cure lesbians, so they said. Most discoveries are made by people who reason and do things in unconventional ways. This could be one of the " mad" ways to solve the problem. Well, lets wait to see whether it will put them straight.

No more free browsing, abi?

olodos childrens

Excuse me ma, Why does you calls us olodos childrens?

How?

LOL! na dem OYOs {ibadan} pipul oooo

Tell them to visit a surgeon to correct their vocal cavity, you hear?

If it is not funny means you don't want to buy the face abi?

Which kind of trust do you mean? Stop decieving me. If you can not stay closer/together forget it. Long distance relationship of hussie and wifey leads to sexual promiscuity by both party. If you like, curse me. I don tell you my own.

Somebody should please help a lost and unfound sister.

Is her face like that on that novel titled "The Dilema of a Ghost"?

Just too long - i couldnt read

The Poster is not a Pastor, that is why he violated the secret of a good sermon quotation.

Dat pig 30 minutes of orgasm, na wa o.

9. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the, )

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So, if I was a praying mantis, my gf would have killed me eh? I thank God I'm human o.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Chei, i.e about 4 times per hour ( i.e from 6 am to 6 pm). Na die be dis naa.

I am laughing because I am very very happy-----I am lapping because I am bery bery haffy (Hausa version)

The solution to the equation ------ The soluson to the equason ( Yoruba version)

The rat ran across the road ----- The lat lan acloss the load (Tiv version)

_{God is wonderful indeed}

Na wa o.

Mmo kom oo, Eyenefik.

Inasmuch as i would love to agree with you, i think there is a wind of change on the, not all cos of the electorate, i personally think that it is cos some of the ones that are running the states now are more educated, see Fashola in Lagos, i think he is a lawyer, not sure about the kwara dude though, but i am sure he will be well educated as well, education helps the brain and gives conscience, it makes people's awareness to be of great usefulness.
they really feel for the people are willing to serve

Fa-fa-fa-fa- fowl. Education is not our leaders handicap but pure greed and lack of conscience.

Instead of winning souls for God, my pastors are busy creating biz empires for themselves. Well, I leave judgement to God because I know He is seeing everything and at the right time His judgement shall come upon them.

Yep. I think the electoral consciousness that "no performance, no vote" is dawning on the governors. This indeed is a good omen and a way out of the present political wuru-wuru and mago-mago. Again, the posture of the President on due process which has allowed judges to bring professional ethics to bear during various electoral tribunals, is a danger signal to riggers.

With the awareness and angerof the masses towards non-performing politicians, I have a feeling that next election will be better than previous ones.

Any Naija Governor will loot by default(I don't really have problems with that).
Ma problem is when they steal and refuse to build infrastructures for their people. Tinubu really tried in Lagos. . . .Orji Kalu was also immense.

In the present looting madness among political office holders, those who loot with conscience by doing something tangible for their people can be praised for now.

Agbowomerin!