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Jokes Etc › Re: Apartment On Rent by jamace(m): 11:35am On Mar 25, 2009
Hmm. Secretaries de suffer no be small. See how him de struggle to satisfy oga for an "apartment" when oga enjoy whey secretary knows nothing of. Secretary, don't worry you hear. One day you too go become oga and you will send your secretary on "apartment" errand. grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian Males Outnumber Females, Says Fg by jamace(m): 7:27am On Mar 24, 2009
@ topic

This means more market for the women, abi?
Politics › Re: Okogwu, Ibb’s In-law Blasts Soyinka by jamace(m): 7:10am On Mar 24, 2009
Supposing your in-law decides to contest in 2011, what will you do?
What will I do? I will do what I did before.

What did you do before?
I will sit on the chair and go to the corridor of power and make sure he comes out alive.


But you will not ask him to contest?
No, I can’t control him, it is an offence to control a mature man and stop him from what he wants to do. He is matured, I can’t control him.
huh huh Is Okongwu a babalawo? huh huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Innovative Ideas For Suicide(pictures) by jamace(m): 6:42am On Mar 24, 2009
grin grin grin

Good reference material for those who used to say "Hmm, life don tire me self". Abeg o. Make una no try any o. I still you o. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: About Gettin Married by jamace(m): 8:22pm On Mar 23, 2009
Kai, walahi ta lahi, zhis iz bery bery correct! grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Life's Lesson by jamace(m): 8:16pm On Mar 23, 2009
A great lesson indeed. Nlanders take note.
Jokes Etc › Re: The Greatest Shock Of My Entire Life by jamace(m): 8:03pm On Mar 23, 2009
Yes naa.

So you no know before? You be real olodo. grin grin
Politics › Re: Political Wrestling Match In The House Again by jamace(m): 12:01pm On Mar 23, 2009
Big heart, Big spam. You need serious rebranding. Ewu akuya mee angry.
Jokes Etc › Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by jamace(m): 11:55am On Mar 23, 2009
Haba poster. You did not give man a benefit of the doubt? You just finished him like that? Na wa o. shocked shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by jamace(m): 11:45am On Mar 23, 2009
@ Poster

Your mind na 101% dirty. grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: I Hate Nairaland by jamace(m): 6:47pm On Mar 22, 2009
Na lie! See your tongue. grin
Business › Re: Investment by jamace(m): 2:58pm On Mar 22, 2009
Health › Re: see to it by jamace(m): 2:21pm On Mar 22, 2009
To satisfy your woman 4 to 5 times on bed? Is that what your woman needs or you just want to settle scores with her? Abeg, don't kill somebody's daughter o. Haba. shocked
Family › Re: Two Wives, One Bed? by jamace(m): 8:36am On Mar 22, 2009
grin grin grin
Family › Re: There Is Nothing Like Husband/wife Snatcher: It Takes Two To Tango by jamace(m): 8:32am On Mar 22, 2009
This thing called sex has become a two edged sword in the society. It is either for the better or for the worse, just like marriage.
The aspect of fun is overtaking the productivity equation. Hmm.

Yes, I agree that it sure takes two to tango.
The truth is, If they are no buyers, they won't be sellers; and if they are no sellers, they won't be buyers. That is to say, there is always a man/woman willing to snatch or be snatched in every tango. grin grin
Family › Re: Marriage Is About To End Please Help.for Matured Minds Only by jamace(m): 7:59am On Mar 22, 2009
Did they discuss this before marriage?

Did he do this befor marriage?

What does he say when she asks for it?
Yes, that's a good question.

Poster should ask the friend whether the bobo use to do her like that before they got married. Otherwise, tell your friend not to add another syllabus, a difficult one for that matter, for the poor guy.
Family › Re: I Am Taking A Third Wife by jamace(m): 7:47am On Mar 22, 2009
If you have 13 children of the same sex, your sperm is porous.
That is it!

The guy has been enjoying awuuff pussy to the extent that he exhausted all his Y-Chromosomes.

You better be content with your 2 wives else, you will produce 31 females by the time you add a third wife,

Finally, na de thing wey you like too much na'im papa God de give you so. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: The Meaning Behind The Signature On Your Profile? by jamace(m): 6:48am On Mar 22, 2009
grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: I Am Tired Of Nigeria by jamace(m): 6:44am On Mar 22, 2009
Dis na stowaway tactics. Abi you no get visa? Or May be, you no get transport fare. grin
Politics › Re: Fg Extends Okiro’s Tenure by jamace(m): 8:37pm On Mar 21, 2009
lipsrsealed undecided lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided
Politics › Re: Generator Importers Frustrating Power Projects-Fg by jamace(m): 8:33pm On Mar 21, 2009
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Oh Nigeria my Nigeria
Yes o. That is your Nigerian leaders giving the kind of excuse for woefull failure. shocked
Politics › Re: I Don't Believe The Problem With Nigeria Is Our Leaders by jamace(m): 8:25pm On Mar 21, 2009
wow!, i was getting angry with this thread until i watched the bbc hard talk interview of obj by steve.
it is the real answers to this thread.
in his words, steve made obj to understand that yar adua confessed to the fact that the elites of the country are the problems of nigeria and obj simply said: yar adua is one of the elites.
the problems of nigeria has its head quaters in aso rock. if there is anything that will be done, it must start from aso rock.
the leaders have refused to be accountable to the masses so the masses decide to do as they like.
the leaders of a country are like our parents and you can accept it as a fact that snake will surely give birth to snake unless in exceptional cases via baba jebu.
i could see obj staying away from the uk for the rest of his life as he never expected what he got in the uk.
I am happy that the elites too are beginning to know that they have lost the light to shine the way.
Yes it was a big disgrace for OBJ. This situation is necessary so that our so-called leaders would wake up.
Politics › Re: Bayelsa Militants Threaten Bayelsa Gov. Over 100m Naira Monthly Militancy Fee by jamace(m): 8:08pm On Mar 21, 2009
Hmmm. N100 Million for militancy fee? How much is paid as loyal citizenship fee? N a wa for Naija o. shocked
Business › Re: Let's Expose Scammers Here - Read before you transact! by jamace(m): 9:36pm On Mar 20, 2009
Ha ha ha. This Lilian Ukwa is everywhere o. She He sent an e-mail to me too o.

I can bet my ass that this Lilian Ukwa is a member of NL. He she is a scammer.

Don't mind him. H e will not get any mugu.
Culture › Re: Why Do Africans Praise The Dead Always? by jamace(op): 8:03am On Mar 20, 2009
Everybody is cursing IBB, OBJ, etc, for Nigeria problems now, abi?. Watch out when these men will die and the kind of econmium that will be showered on them.
Culture › Re: Exclamation In Various Ngerian Tribes/dialect by jamace(op): 7:58am On Mar 20, 2009
Ele le le le o! I heard this somewhere.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Pelted With Eggs, Tomatoes In London by jamace(m): 7:39am On Mar 20, 2009
I wonder?
one of the protesters should have taken pictures for youtube and posterity
Haba. Take it easy naa.
Politics › Re: Generator Importers Frustrating Power Projects-Fg by jamace(m): 7:32am On Mar 20, 2009
Very lame excuse for lacklustre performance. Bullshit!
Jokes Etc › Re: Marriage Software by jamace(m): 7:23am On Mar 20, 2009
And this software is a must have? huh

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