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Hi every body, how was you doesing?

I dont know how may millions he spends on bleaching thus

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So you observe it too? I thought my eyes were decieving me.

Nigerians are really title crazy. Go to any occasion, the protocol list is most of the time more lenghty than the whole activity for such occasion. And if the MC misses out any title of any dignitary, the so-called dignitary will shout the correction at the MC and with a stern warning that the MC should wake up. Hmm.

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?

Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Kai, dis Desmond na very smart pupil.

As you are aware, I have asked the Revenue Mobilisation Allocation and Fiscal Commission to consider a reduction in the salaries and allowances of political office holders. This is not just a symbolic gesture. It is to ensure that we live within our means, especially in these critical times.

More importantly, it is to ensure that the salaries and allowances of all public officials reflect the reality of the times.

RMAFC should not delay on this instruction.

To purchase a marriage software is to imprison your liberty.

Grammar wasn't my papa language. I was forces to spoken it inside the school.

Nope.

I am on my own.

I am now convinced that most looted money in Nigeria ends in prayer houses.

No.

Why I no go click? Abi you get juju wey go turn someone into goat when I click?    

Lord, if it be thy will let this cup pass over me and all my fellow NLanders. Amen.

Poster, go to the police now and denounce/dissociate yourself from that family. I foresee a situation where that beast of a woman will murder that idiot of a man and you will be called as witness. In fact, poster, you are the one at most risk. If you wait any further and fail to do what I have advised you, you will regret your life by the time it happens and police begin to drill you. I think you know what the police can do to both accused and witness, eh? I don talk my own o.

@ Poster, no mind dem o. They are pretending not to understand because they are guilty of the situation too.

Ladies, behold the rod of your salvation!

Swearing get as e be for Naija now. Our President swear, Legislators swear, Governors and judges swear, yet dem de do bad bad things.

Therefore, an assurance bastardized, is an assurance doubted.

Thunder go fire those their big belle one by one any moment from now.

I think the names Cy4me, Charliez, Kaycyrils are one and same. Lately the guy has been posting eye-catching topics such as The Obama Shirts, Latest Moves By Obama, Hilary Clinton Unmasked and Obama's 100 Days In Office. Upon opening, it directs you to another site called Politics Inhouse. This is a very poor way of advertising a website, if you have anything to advertise, come out clean, lay the cards open on the table and do not use childish tricks to lure us into whatever site you are advertising.

I suspect the same.

Just sharing the national cake for themselves alone. Too bad.

Whossai! My bro, those guys are just doing their personal biz.

E yaa. Yar adua got a piece of Jos situation.

Kai, Naija pastors de mama no be small. Dis is prosperity indeed.

I was thinking funny. You got me!

Ibeebaby, na de soso wey you de take bath be dis?

The people with the most harmonious buccal, dental and cardiac hilarity don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just re-design, re- fabricate, reconstruct and accomodate the most of everything that comes their way.

@ PDF
The continuum of the cacophonic and generous exposure of dentitions by members of NL due to your epitomic mastery of grammatical phraseology puts me in a perpetual state of flabbergacity and dumbfoundedness.

My son you are forgiven. _{voice of God.}