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You no get money, she will dump you and dump you good. Thats what I mean

I will report you to your bf that you are only after his money .

Na wa for gurls o. So , no money , no love.

Dumping as far as am concerned is a 2 way traffic. Whether you are the dumper or the dumpee (), the idea is that both of you have to start afresh else where. It's 1 - 1 scoreline. It's just like a guy saying "I screwed the hell out of that gurl" . Who screwed who? Both of you enjoyed the thing, that is, if she did not even enjoy it more than you. Or another guy will say "men, that babe is damn cheap" just because you toasted her and she did not give you hassles. If you think the gurl is cheap, then you are cheaper. What am trying to say is that since it takes 2 to tango, the 2 also bear the joy, sadness, bitterness, sweetness and whatever that is there in a relationship equally.

I think he covered the flute with something. Otherwise, I can't stop grinning.

So, you still have the guts to analyze the koboko eh? If that man catch, caught or rather catches you for corner, your own don finish. Abeg, sistas don't look, no, don't peep at those warheads again. I love you o. Hmmm.

Thanks for seeing the spec in the xtian eyes. Do me a favour by removing the log in the muslim eyes. The blood of the innocent are crying. Tell your people say cows never finish why are slaughtering human beings? Ewu religious fanatic .

Molue sisterhood .

Guy you try no be smal, i wonder who put jboy there

De same question wey son asked de mummy and mummy is yet to convince son how his junior entered the tommy .

Sexy shit!

Wetin sexy for here again?

Will you withstand the moooow mooow cry of the cows?

So, you want to cause further desertification in Naija after cows have finished the grasses in the North eh? I will report you to the Minister for Environment that you are promoting desert encroachment.

Yes, I can. Your choice can easily be made based on their replies to posts. The jolly jolly ones can easily be detected. The pretenders are noted too. Those who has Phd in flirting can be sieved easily. Those that can insult the hell out of you on the slightest provocation are marked. Those who are religious fanatics lay bare. If you hate nagging, you know them here. Car freaks nko? Dem dey. Those who will not want you to know their pay package too dey. My brother, Nairaland is the best place to pick a wife material o. Don't bother to go to church/mosque to look for one. That reminds me. I am going to recommend NL to my unmarried boyfriends and girlfriends for serious search. I bet you, marriage material can be picked with at least 75% certainty on NL. Am not kidding.

P.S: Fellow NLanders, be yourself o. Don't pretend because I have brought out these aspect. One thing is sure, everybody irrespective of whatever will find a mate. Cheers.

VIRGINS STILL EXIST. LOL[b] not all girls spread their legs so easily[/b].

Hmmmm. But they spread them after collecting bribe ba?

The greatest freedom God gave to man is the freewill to make choice. De guy (whether oyibo or not) has stated his wish. Ladies, if you think you have it, just carry go. Best of luck .

Leave all the letters there, bros. People can either agree or disagree with you. A good caution for all the guys, though.

Please, no man on earth lasts longer than a vibrator.

Uneasy calm in Jos after a round of religious riot.
Bauchi boiling due to religious riot
MASSOB spitting fire on creation of BIAFRA
Assasins wreck havoc in Ekiti
MEND attacking JTF seeking self-actualisation
Kidnappers on the prowl here and there
CAN requests government to legalise possesion of arms
Armed robbers robbing banks and killing people at will
Fresh violence erupts in Ilaje

My people, these are not pleasant news at all. There is in deed fire on the mountain.
Our leaders have to do something concrete and fast too, else we will not be far from shouting "to your tents oh Nigerians".

Dat boy na original peacock baby.

This governor should step down immediately, period.
The statement is despicable and shouldn't be allowed to dissolve into the air as usual; something needs to be done.
There is nothing ridiculous than witnessing a foolish governor in action.
Unqualified greedy leaders who are killing this nation must be stopped immediately.

to d person whosay virgins don't exists any longer dats a lie. dere are a lot of us out here dat r virgins n plan 2 stay dat way 4 a while.

[s]sorry ladies, am only here to get a good laff. Bye bye[/s][sub].

Is fasting not supposed to be between me and my God? Abi you want to decide whether my sins should be forgiven or not? Abeg ooooooooo.

Spirituality is the end, religion is the means.

This one na im my soja brodas dey call " commando operation"!