₦airaland Forum

Yes o nairaland is very much another nija

Our goat sheep is gone. Whereabout unknown. Nairalanders in Kwara, get us the name and address of the buyer, ppppllleeeaaassseee!!!

Everything Nigeria needs to exist, develope and check corruption are already on ground. Nigeria is just sick .

Ok, he has just given us the theory. Ngwanu, practical please. _waiting.

Yes, please sang it .

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Thank God none of you has committed suicide. You can make it up. This is simple. Keep texting/ calling him and express your love. Just a temporary madness, you know. It happens sometimes like that. Cheers.

Go shack ogogoro and borrow confidence to talk. With time you will do it with ease without any stimulant.

Poster
She only used reality of life to solve her problem. "If the desirable is not available, then the available becomes the desirable".Q.E.D

Breaking news. Our amiable member, Earthmama is missing. Last read her post on NL since 10 February 2009. This must be the handwork of the devil .

I could not saw my mummy again. My Earthmummy is missed o. Everybody helped me looking for she please. I love she too many.

I was enjoyment the valentine with plenty love.

Only 2 posts and you are misbehaving. Please go and marry the Jokes Column permanently. See you there. Ewu meeee .

Poster, Good observation. I wonder too o. Please let nothing bad happen to her o. I miss her ethnic and religious bravados.

I am sad to observe that we have reckless and over-zealous drivers and security men in Nigeria. Most of these drivers and security operatives salvour the authority of the dignitary they are protecting than the VIP himself'/herself. They have over bloated ego and false sense of authority. They aid and abet corruption by teaching the VIP most of the corrupt attributes. One thing is sure, They will retire one day. On retirement they look more frustrated and forlon when the naked reality of life dawn on them. May the soul of the boy RIP.

Fellow NL, i enjoyed your views on the issue of finding a final solution to corruption in Nigeria. Frankly, Nigeria's problem has defied every law put in place in Nigeria. Our leaders have learnt how to circumvent and rubbish any laid down rule. Just like a contributor said, Nigeria has all the laws necessary to check corruption in Nigeria. Our problem has been lack of implementation of these laws to the letter. Check out EFCC, ICPC, Code of Conduct Bureau and finally the almighty Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Apart from these main ones, there are many other books of law for citizens and even public office holders. All these books stipulate functions of office holders and what constitute an  offence or breach of conduct and some stipulate punishment for offenders. How comes despite all these books and anti-corruption outfits, corruption still go on unabated? The most annoying aspect is that roughly every Nigerian is religious and exhibit outward sign of loyalty to his/her religion yet corruption is committed by all. The Federal Government even go against the constitution to sponsor christians/moslems on holy pilgrimages, which confirms our love for religion and which was supposed to bind us in love and  curb corruption. Has this influenced positively  our attitude to corruption? I believe this is the darkest age of Nigeria's development wnere every aspect of our lives is in shambles. With the consiousness of the need to fight corruption in all of us, I see hope for a better Nigeria in the nearest future, maybe 10 years to come. The shouts, complaints and subtle threat and even overt confrontation of our leaders will yield fruit one day. I read a Thread here on NL were somebody suggested that we should be calling our leaders on phone and abuse or curse them. Yes, that may sound stupid but it will go a long way to touching  the consciousness of our leaders that all is not well, and there was need for them to lead well else their lives will not  be save as the masses could harm them. Gradually but surely Nigeria will shed its corruption toga one day. Let's just do our little bits in our own little way.

May Nairaland live to witness the confirmation of the prediction.

Uhmm. Is it now that he is president that you know he is a smoker? Thank God you didn't show him _smooching smoking a Monica Lewinsky.

now tell me: whats is wrong with women

Women are highly deceptive. Imagine her shagging 4 dudes right under the husbands nose and the hussy does not know. Any way, na only woman de know the father of their babies.

Na luck o. Some church selection na hell while some burukutu joint selection na heaven.

Koboko is good. But If you use koboko wrongly, you can be beheaded by a fellow koboko carrier .

Chei, man pickin don see pepper because of abunnan. Maybe na neighbours self. What if people come see am de hang like that? Hmmmnn. Wahalla dey!

gud moni clement

Clem gud moni o. _{e be like say him never wake}.

Teachers being taught adult lesson. This punishment is incomplete, null and void and of no consequence. Reason? The students would have been assembled to watch the lesson. It will have more effect on all. Am I right?

New dimension to militancy. Expansionist tendency?

The main problem of Nigeria is ELECTRICITY!! it's affecting alot of business and they are collapsing! Running biz on fuel is not profitable at all, Total Loss!

The Government are BASTARDS!!! They will die 1 by 1.

Why is there no electricity? Because of corruption, corruption and corruption. All our leaders are scooping our resources into their private use. At times I wonder aloud what is actually wrong with Nigeria. Whichever way I look at it, the fault comes back to our leaders, both serving and retired. They are really fucking everything up with corruption. Is it that our leaders are not educated? Not quite. Is it that there is not enough religious enlightenment? Nay. Is it that the resources for our development are not there? Nope! Then, where lies our problem? Corruption, corruption and corruption. It is our leaders corruptions that have filled and are overflowing to the society. Really sad .

How are we not sure they are shouting because they have not recieved Ghana -Must -Go (settlement)? A ll the senate investigations we have had so far, how many have resulted into jailing some idiots for misappropriation? Abeg let me hear word . Untill I see corrupt persons being jailed as a result of investigations, I will not hail any investigation in Nigeria. Don't mind them with their abracadabra . Conscienceless potbellied morons!

This is naija democracy in action. If your reps don't perform, curse them till they begin to do so!!

Yessss! There are many ways to kill a rat. So, happy booing and cursing. We can also graduate to stoning them by using catapult_{(we don't have guns naa)} . This is the people's revolution starting gradually. He that has eyes to see, let him see!
On a more serious note, these our leaders are giving us more stress than life itself. They loot the treasury without conscience despite the jumbo salary they recieve at our detriment. They collect all contracts, collect the money meant for it and abandon it without completion. They sponsor extra-judicial killings and use our money quash the case. They oppress us even in the churches/mosques by flaunting their wealth to get more prayers and blessings from the pastors/imams ; . God help us.

Only in a jungle called Africa can such a thing happen.

You have said it all.
But let me ask, " is the blackman cursed?"

Herein lies one of the problems of Nigeria - Rubbishing every good thing. I am not saying Comfort is Earthmama neither am I disputing it. But I know that some use different pen names. I don't know what they want to achieve by that. But it points to pepertrating corruption at every thing we do. May be, we are cursed.

The story is true. The police are only doing the biddings of our honorables and excellencies (powers that be) who want their interests protected. Do you know the amount of _blood money staked by the honorables/excellencies to rubbish the judgement? This is our lot in Nigeria. Life is worth nothing.