Fstc yaba Citadel of learning Whr sons and daughters of vigor are built Whr young pple come to seek knowledge Blah blah blah

Oya make my ex schoolmates come complete am if forming go gree them

sheedy407:
I just like this man cos i can vividly remember how he helped me during my assignment in our class then

Different craze dey nairaland oooo

Michellin

Wetin dem wan con do for the pikin .... Or wetin they believe sey dem fit do 4 d pikin .... That is if the news is true

ErnieSmallzz:
Its Wale Adenuga production:
(singing)
"This life is beautiful"

"But everything seems to be falling Aparttt"

"The more u get, the more you feel sad"

"Ohohohoh this life whatever it is"

"We must follow ohoh, THIS LIFE"

Aunty u get time ooo ....

adebayo10977:
can any nairalander enlight me on, since post utme has been scrapped,will polytechnic schools conduct entrance exam for there respective HND students

HND dey do exam b4

kelvee:
I smell photoshopping

Same guy .... Saw dis on twitter

prettysolid:
Eniola badmus should follow suit, I had to go and buy a TV with bigger screen cuz of her.

Lmao ... Look at u body shaming ur fellow woman, but with that Christian mother arm I saw in ur dp u may also need to go a diet b4 u can continue yabbing big women

anochuko01:
RCCG & LIVING FAITH . . . . . . .

Only you .... Fulfilling the a little here and a little there scripture

Yes ooo ... I have only been hearing but have never confirmed it, who know today might be my lucky day since u're qualified to help me confirm (ie big,definitely bold and beautiful)

shugarlips:
U heard?

I heard big girls can love .... Am still searching 4 my own .... BBWs hola back

Korede Bello be dressing like Jamal from Empire

nah only 1 side suppose curve See as she be like the top right of y-french curve

daretodiffer:
Your mum must have been a COW to have you. I don't care if it was brought on by pregnancy. She was once a COW and I am 60% certain that she still is

Nice one ....U paid him back in his own coin,he totally deserved this

Missmossy:
Chisos!!!!




Orobo this their love enh. Hahaha she should better go and trim down.

Aunty biko who slim don epp ? .... Is being plus size a crime or sin

Ermmm abeg leg dey pain ur girl friend ?

No lie... na man get that yansh

Rohypnol that has be used nd dumped .... Ex-users please enlighten the OP cos na just the name I know

But wait ooo with all these muscles na still 1 bullet go end am

wkinosh:
abeg wetin b ur real name

Oloshi na osaro

No uniformity 4 these corpers legs at all

KingCheezyPuff:
*Jumps in his arms* take me away!

Dharmyyinks talk tru .... U look like d guy wey dey that pics

izospindle:
op how sure are we that you did not type the buhari's death multiple times......all those that wish baba dead will die before him

If ur prayer comes to past there's going to be a lot of dead nigerians ..... All cos of 1 ancestor

Jameskyle:
I love the first girl's pic because of one thing.... "her lips or mouth in fact" that mouth would look very sexy on a Mouth Gig... Sweeeeeettt!!

E blik sey u now dey sight her teeth ..... After she's done with u,u go carry plaster 4 jt

Cholls:
my sister this your breast sha.

The pics Wey dem sey make u rate u no rate u dey check another ..... But wetin do d breast ?

What question combo should a student who did biology chemistry and geography be xpecting in the p.ume .... Geology is the preferred course

kingarizona1:


its not just #NoRoleModelz# its also a quote from George W. Bush

I know that but who/what made it famous

kingarizona1:
There's an Old saying in Tennessee, I know its in Texas or probably Tennessee that says "Fool me Ones, Shame on.... Shame on you. When You fooled you can't get fool again

For ur mind u don wise abi ..... #norolemodel

wkinosh:
Kinoshi supra they gt it from my surname KINOSHI

Oloshi .... U be 1 of the mech students from YCT

goodmorning40:
If I were u I for Don resign since which kind office be this
Also remember that to do music u need to have at least fine face

Lol, guy u are callous oooo

Dem say d kountiri go beta,
but beta me i nvr c.
Dem say we need gather arrange our
fatherland,but my kountiri men no dey gada if
money no follow.
Dem say make i wait say i go be leader
tomorro
m,but our old Papa dem no gree die,dem
no even wan leave post.
Dem say make i apply for work,
Serve my fatherland,God forbid say i go
apply for immigration.
Dem say d Kountiri go beta,
but dem don even sell d Kountiri finish.
Dem talk say make i try go school,
If i graduate dem go say i get lousy B.A.
Dem say dem go bring fresh air,
Since dem enta na smoke air we dey
inhale.
Dem say make we talk our mind freely, but our uncle wey try am dem don turn
“Silencer”.
Dem say make we no fear say dem go
protect us.
My door get more than sixteen
padlocks.
Dem say make we dey here,build our
nation.
But na only sand dem give us dem don
sell d cement.
I for lyk go Malaysia.
But i hear say der plane dem dey sabi
loss.
I for lyk go Russia,
But i hear say fufu cost pass crude oil
for dere.
Dem talk say make i come out come
vote.
But my vote na just fancy.
Dem say na dis party,dem say na dat
party.
But all the party na still dem dem dey
dere.
Dem say make i speak my mind.
But them don make me lose my mind.
Dem say make me try dey useful for our
society,
But dem dey call our creativity,stupidity.
Dem say life na for young pipo,
But wen we open mouth talk,dem start
to hala;
Wetin una know sef.
Dem say make we pay tax,
But our gutter na we dey dig am,
Our roads na we dey fill am.
Even our water na we dey pump am.
Dem say dem go give us security.
But momsy dey sleep with one eye
Even Bingo sef beta pass the security.
Dem say Police na ur frnd.
Hmmm! dat kain friend.
Na only Naira notes and bail money na
im dey connect us.
Dem say make we stop to tif,
But dem still dey tif with dem fanci pen.
Dem say make we shun bad tin.
But the bad tin na im our papa dem dey
do pass.
Dem say na girl pikin dem wan dey
marry.
Wen dem don spoil our aunty dem
finish.
Dem say make we go school,
but poly don dey strike for 10months.
Dem no even care.
Dem say my tomoro “fit” beta.
But me i talk say my tomoro go beta.
Dem say,dem say.
Dem talk full bucket.
I still dey hungry sef.
I be beta Naija pikin.
But d Kountiri don sawa.
Me i go soon ja.


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