wale377:
If your papa/mama na sars e no go beta for unna

No forget the ones wey their uncle, Aunty, cousin, in-law ... even sars friends gan e no suppose better for them

I don go use money wey I no get on airtime ... now I can’t subscribe to it

I never wash pant b4 but I’m almost certain I wouldn’t have a problem with washing one when I feel like

omo this ur pic make me laugh pas the whole post

iamyemiakins:
See person wey dem wan rescue as he fold arms

all i see is a little girl eating banana ... whats sexually suggestive about that ... people that have a problem with it have problems with their minds

Good day
Does anyone know where I can purchase the smile ALM N820 modem battery ?

Shall we hear word please

IfGodbeforus:
So many Mysteries in the world are being unraveled in these times.
The End is truly at Hand.

But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, even to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased.
Daniel 12:4

Brethren, be on alert! Watch and Pray so you don't fall a prey in this injury time..

Anytime from now..... we will be taken away

Bro what's the name of that drug

Biodun1929:
I have so many. Damn! I was so shy back in the day and thought that was how I will be forever.

Imagine, I was on my own jejely in year one, reading my book and minding my business. Although I had a girl I used to talk to, but just as a friend. Then one day, the girl's friend came to meet me and asked why I haven't asked the girl out. What?? I said. And the girl said her friend likes me that I should ask her out after classes.

That's how my heart started beating. Lol. Girl that I normally talk to on a regular was now making my leg shake, and making me sweat like Christmas goat. The girl even asked me what was wrong with me. Lol. That's how I opened my mouth and said with shaky voice, 'bimpe said I should ask you out.' Worst day of my life. Lol! The girl started avoiding me after that incidence.

Before then, I wasn't good with toasting girls, but after that, I had a crazy phobia and never approached a girl again. Till one day, I had shoulder pain cos I used to carry a lot of books in my bag...I went to see the doctor, and he gave me some drugs to use. Men! I don't know if cocaine was part of the drugs, but my confidence on that day was on another level. I was standing on my corridor in our department when one fine girl I could have never opened my mouth to talk to passed by and I just said, hey come here. And the girl answered me. I was shocked. I started talking to her, flowing, and the girl was smiling and flowing with me. I was like, WTF, so it is this easy? From that day, things started changing small small.

Who else was looking for the dollar sign in this topic ... U shouldn't stress our court system with naira amount especially when a politician is involved

Show of hands if you are in Lagos and have recently fallen ill and know friends and family that has also fallen ill in the last month or so (losing the ability to smell or taste) also if you enter buses with no social distancing ... Cos I have ... I have followed all covid-19 guidelines to the letter but I recently fell ill ... I have always believed covid-19 to be real but I also know that no amount of mask wearing and sanitizing can help prevent it. To me it's just luck and/or God (just my opinion)

darfay:
Seun and Nairaland stop changing Hor.ny to hot or are we boiling water here?

Dem think sey we still dey 2006

itzmarvyx:
We were playing rough play and senses were already going, my earphone was in my ear just one ear but not playing anything, when I realised that in the next 5 minutes I may do something I regret, I just played one Man of God's message sharperly, it was Apostle Selman. Immediately I heard his voice, my senses came back and my body relaxed.

When the action wanted to progress further, I just halted it and stood up to take my leave. She stood up and just slapped the earpiece from my ear almost cutting it. She immediately became very surprised at her actions and apologised, said she didn't know what came over her. A gentle lady like her?? I just smiled, told her I understood and that was how I saved myself.

That thing that came over her was a spirit contrary to the Holy Spirit of God. They are all around us looking for bodies to inhabit.

Think I'm joking ?? The next time a guy or lady comes and sex wants to happen, just play one Don Moen's song and watch what will happen.

... I know some people that will still stroke to the beat of the song

See person grandpa hand work

All their children would genetically be siblings not cousins

paulolee:
chai...av bin with a bea for 2 yrs and its constant unprotected sex bcoz am a big fan of raw and she's not the cheating type bt the issue is dt my withdrawal game is on point bt i don pour inside numerous times and but they have not been any missing of period or pregnancy story, d least she do say is delaying of period..hope am safe with wifeing her?

. Bro u sef fit dey shoot blank

ChildFun:



No. Powerline Bible Church

Oh... Well I also attended those events, I was a member then

ChildFun:
Wow.. How time flies! Remember the days we(children's church dept) used to go to their church in Ijesha on invitation during their children's church program.
I used to represent my church in sword-drills and bible quiz. This was like 1998,1999,2000.

Person don tey sha.

Congratulations

Kingdom life?

Enough said

Unlike some churches and their pastors in the ajah axis recycling pictures

Tf... 2020 sha... RIP ifran, saw a few of his movies during my bollywood watching days

If only the could release the number of local transmissions

modestbrowser:
Igbo race only accept rich people for marriage.

Poor men like you have no business with Igbo ladies.

Settle with you Hausa, Fulani and peperrish South West Muslims

Will you keep quiet What's so special about igbo women...

They should quickly find the lady guest that entertained Mr "ITALY"

Lagos island and ikoyi are also littered with buildings in this state

allanphash7:
King of boys must take something





The film maaaad




I give is to Reminisce and Shola Shobowale with Akin Lewis in that film

reminisce should get that best supporting actor award to me dude killed it

Changethechain:
Me I dey Bleep inside class during night prep.I was in boarding school

John Paul is that you

AdorableJosh:
Rewatching some episodes of New Girl, Lmao this scene always gets me

This series and friends are on another level of humor

The program don sha get hin publicity

There is definitely someone out there that would love it enough for the both of u

Waiting for the knock off by this weekend

Na them dey quick run

EVILFOREST:

What HELL can be worse than this...??
U mean a salary of 15k per month....
Devil is a LIAR.....

PLEASE, take it easy
This is really pathetic.
Don't be shocked to hear that, the lady is a DEACONESS in her place of Worship
What's ur discipline...??
What else can you do...??
Where do you hail from..??

What does his state of origin have to do with anything