Looks like something dem use Nokia asha 201 edit .... Na so Chiamaka92 2go profile pics dey be dat year

Na person born dis one oooo ...... If na my pikin dis one be I go ......I Neva know wetin I go do am yet but e go be life changing experience

itzlabode:
JUST A QUESTION... HOW DID DEY MAKE THE LIST? who on earth did dey sacrifice their **** to , to get their face shown?
OUT OF THE 69,086,302 FEMALES IN NIGERIA? (2006 CENSUS) THIS IS WHAT WE COULD PRODUCE? . POLITICS IN PAGEANT, LITTLE WONDER WE CANT PRODUCE ANOTHER AGBANI ...

That miss edo looks like a tranny porn star .... Was she really edo

Am I the only Nigeria guy that never wrote love letter during my pry/sec skul days ?

Bobbyjay001:
Back in Js2,I remember holding two girls by their bre*sts while separating them during a fight. I did it with a friend. We were eventually caught and reported to a teacher. I was nicked named bre*st1 while my friend was called bre*st2. It took about a whle term before the name was forgotten.

Another event I can remember was in Ss1. My dad bought a pair of school uniform for me. The shirt was sewn with labcoat materials(our uniform was/is white shirt on blue short for boys in Js1-ss2). The first I wore it to school, immediately my friends saw it,the named me "ase ogi" (meaning pap sieve). I was embarassed around the girls.

Una no go kill person 4 dis thread .... "Ase ogi"
Hope u have 4given ur dad and d tailor oooo

Diamonddris:
Those days when the girl I loved go just stand up for her sit..I go just waka jeh jeh go sidon for wia she bin sit..


Come see as my penis go just stand de do up and down things...

Funniest post I have seen all weekend .... Shame no dey catch u as u tok am

Beesluv:
Behind every successful man is a woman

That was then .... Now it's "under every successful man are numerous women"

JayRise:

Niger 08' howdy?

Am aiit bro Lol .....Niger boys so predictable

Sammyblaq:
Sorry to Christopher(Junior)...
Having prepared a combo of shyt + beans water + Urine, I poured it on sleeping Jnr.

#Rednight #NoSleeping

Guy u reward is in heaven oooo .... I sure sey na Geepee tank and industrial soap Christopher use baff that night

Can't 4get my second day in the great F.S.T.C.Y during the evening meal there was power outage next the we heard was plates of hot beans flying all over the dining room see as I was ducking under the table like I was a biafran soldier ... Immediately the lights came back on all I was able to see through my one good eye after the other has been blinded by beans was a guy vexing like the hulk I later learnt he was the Snr Prefect the dude heard be bathed with like a full pot of beans it seems like he had offended some of his mates but na the junior boys suffer am ... That night we kneel-down round hostel,me I go pick spot Wey piSs and ant full as a fresh aje-butter I just dey cry tru out the whole ordeal now as am remembering I really suffered letter on that dat the Snr prefect himself and my hostel prefect come console me cos I don already pack bag dey make noise sey I must go house that night ..... That was the first and last time I every cried in that skul after that night I gradually started becoming a hot head I even the beat snrs

JayRise:
The funniest moments I had while in boarding school were in the boys hostel bathroom. Come and see guys comparing sizes of P.nis every morning. We always called people funny names according to the size of their 'thing'. Guys with smaller 'things' had to bath with their boxers on to avoid the embarrassment. Shout out to my guys from f.s.t.c. Yaba. I dey hail o

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What set .... Na Niger or Ogun boys fit do that kan tin

All the ladies who look like this give us a wink

I just can't stand girly girls and the colour pink ... I can say they carry too much drama along with them(not generalising).

I no gree 4 dat tonto own oooo ..... Na with dat pic I know sey tonto no fine

I am sincerely scared 4 that husband .... I hope to find a girlfriend that would be happy to know I have another girlfriend

Na girlfriend I talk ooooo

managermahmud:
A throwback pix of dManager Don't relent bro, keep it up

Na ur present day pic u dey use do throwback

OP what are u talking Na origin u use brush teeth dis morning ?

Skibofire:
To score free kicks on fifa is extremely difficult + she is a girl..they are things u just don't learn on your own

What if she learnt it from he brothers or male cousins

Bonapart:
Their young girls are prostituting abroad while the old ones are arm dealers.... na wa oo

What are u trying to insinuate...

Criminals are becoming wiser one of the perks of having too many employed graduates .... Imagine the look of the bank workers face if they had succeeded

Reminds me of the day I paid money into a friend's account and d cashier had mistakenly added another zero .... My friend called to thanks me and fortunately/unfortunately he told me d amount he received ... I went back to revert it,my friend didn't take it lightly at all

and u sat down for the whole service?

bigwind:
Straight outta Benue. Ondo state were we are. Students of Gratitude secondary school,ayede-ogbese, ondo state.

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omo see as white socks dey shine ..... my new socks no dey white like dat during my time

could it be the mustache in the pic at the top right corner ..... or my eyes still dirty

imas:
Thanks OP, let me do the needful * smashes phone on the ground, destroys sim with mtn night plan* there, now am free at last.

My brother no be by like dat

Na to just dey shine teeth thru out oooo

How did that happen ....Debate of all things, those pple can't even *cally their road to closs the load* #nooffence

Chanchit:
Thank God, the girl age don finally dey move, cos na pause the age dey before. The babe even senior Ahmed Musa with two yrs?! Lmao.

HBD.

I fit believe sey she be 25 but Ahmed musa as 23 ... That 1 hard to swallow oooo

kinzation:
Double Admission...

Lol ... "double admission", well its just one of those things that happen when u take advice from nairaland