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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 24th April 2019 by Jamalifeglobal: 10:10pm On Apr 24, 2019
fecta:
All Man Utd players and officials will suffer in hell.

And all Man Utd fan happy for Man Utd Lossing will get get accident.

And de gea is an idiot he could have caught that.

And pep will die a painful death.


I am out.

Man Utd will die today the club is Over





My brother take it easy na... See swear o

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Politics / Re: Bashir El-Rufai Blasts Igbos On Twitter, Apologises Later by Jamalifeglobal: 7:21pm On Apr 23, 2019
IvarTheTerrible:


You have been chest-beating endlessly in pain.

It wouldn't change these facts :

1. He is right.

2. You can NEVER do anything about it

ALL you can do is cry and whine online.

Sorry...accept my condolences grin grin grin grin






All she did was defend her tribe and I must commend her for it.

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Celebrities / Re: Simon Konecki Could Get Half Of Adele's £145m Fortune After Divorce by Jamalifeglobal: 11:56am On Apr 21, 2019
Giftednwaimo:
God have punish him sha.





My sister it is well with you.

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Health / Re: Sickle Cell Patient And Rape Victim Celebrates 19th Birthday (Photos) by Jamalifeglobal: 9:52am On Apr 21, 2019
Amuocha:
Seen sad

Is she born again?



And coming from someone whose moniker is interpreted "White penis" I wonder.
Health / Re: Sickle Cell Patient And Rape Victim Celebrates 19th Birthday (Photos) by Jamalifeglobal: 9:49am On Apr 21, 2019
And someone with just one challenge will be cursing God up and down. Good bless you dear and happy Birthday
Celebrities / Re: Pastors Kisses Girl In The Name Of Deliverance In Full View Of The Entire Church by Jamalifeglobal: 10:45pm On Apr 20, 2019
What nonsense. This is all shades of WRONG. Jesus never kissed anyone to set em free talk more of being sexually passionate in a so called church with the opposite sex in the name of deliverance. His hands are even glued to her breast. This is insane. What is really happening to the so called men of God. That's an over two minutes French kiss in the lord's sanctuary. And all the foolish followers could do is stand and watch? All these amounts to why people can now boldly spite God and Christianity. I won't stop serving God no matter what.
Celebrities / Re: Fans Tell Flavour To Go And Wear Cloth After Going Shirtless by Jamalifeglobal: 10:35pm On Apr 20, 2019
GiantParrot:


Maybe you are not observing the fundamentals.

1. Do you sleep 8 hours daily?
2. Do you eat enough? You shouldn't be in a calorie deficit while weightlifting.
3. What is your daily protein consumption like? You need up to 0.8 to 1 gram of protein per pound of bodyweight. E.g. Assuming you are 180 pounds in bodyweight, you need 144 to 180grams of protein per day.
4. Do you use progressive overload? You should gradually increase weights in small amounts when you get too comfortable with your current weight load.
5. Do you rest? Your muscles grow when you rest and not when you work out. Try to rest about 48 hours between workouts
6. Do you do compound lifts (deadlift, squats, bench press, shoulder press)? They activate much more muscles than isolation exercises (curls and flyes). Note: don't skip leg day.
7. Do you observe the correct form for each exercise? Bad form leads to poor gains and injury.
8. Are your expectations too high? It can take up to one year and more of consistent weightlifting (and observing the fundamentals) to see really good improvement in your physique. Although you should start seeing a little improvement after 3 months.

Good luck to you.





Thanks bro. Really appreciate

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma Jesus Vs Beyoncé Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React To The Comparison by Jamalifeglobal: 10:30pm On Apr 20, 2019
Please who is Chioma Jesus? And why the comparison with Beyonce? People dey try o

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Tell Flavour To Go And Wear Cloth After Going Shirtless by Jamalifeglobal: 7:47pm On Apr 20, 2019
I'm here eating iron in the name of gyming... My body is still like roasted icefish. Where did I go wrong?
Religion / Re: Leke Adeboye Attempts To Resurrect A Dead Man by Jamalifeglobal: 7:34pm On Apr 20, 2019
So many people are on a straight path to hell. Hope you ain't one. Receive Jesus as ur lord and personal Savior today.
Crime / Re: Man Refuses To Be Arrested By SARS In Front Of Lagos Court. Photos by Jamalifeglobal: 10:45am On Apr 19, 2019
indigenous234:


I can assure you that you can't last 2mins standing face to face with me with that foul mouth of yours. Don't be a Tiger behind the keyboard.





Lol. My dear u really funny. And u do believe that you can stand 30 secs standing face to face with me?
Travel / Re: Fire Outbreak In Ibadan: Fuel Tanker Exploded. by Jamalifeglobal: 7:26pm On Apr 18, 2019
This is terrible
Crime / Re: Man Refuses To Be Arrested By SARS In Front Of Lagos Court. Photos by Jamalifeglobal: 3:20pm On Apr 18, 2019
indigenous234:
Good for him. In as much as we criticize the police for their unprofessional attitudes and conducts, the much needed reform of the police will never come to be, without a corresponding reform of the weird mentality of Nigerians who continue to show rudeness and outright rascality to the men in uniform.

He should be dealt with in the same manner as the police that brutalize innocent citizens.

That's my take.




You are simply an idiot. Did you see anyone of them in uniform?
Crime / Re: Man Who Purposely Infected Several Women With HIV In Maryland by Jamalifeglobal: 6:20pm On Apr 17, 2019
Please indicate the Maryland.
Celebrities / Re: Princess Shyngle: All Actresses Are Dating The Same Boyfriends by Jamalifeglobal: 6:17pm On Apr 17, 2019
Sakamaje:
No be today women begin beef theirsef over priick. undecided





My own be say... How baby go get that kind big hand?
Celebrities / Re: See How The Backside Of Face Of Nollywood Nigeria 2018 Ella AGU Look Like Wow by Jamalifeglobal: 3:20pm On Apr 17, 2019
That person looks like the very same Delilah that finished the life of Samson. What a bakabula attack. M out

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Politics / Re: A Nigerian Wins Parliamentary Election In Canada by Jamalifeglobal: 3:18pm On Apr 17, 2019
If I hear any word like Igbo Amaka I'll deal with that person
Romance / Re: 5 Things Ladies Dislike In Men by Jamalifeglobal: 3:07pm On Apr 17, 2019
No wonder. I have all of those.
Romance / Re: Staunch Nairalanders who met on facebook set to wed (photos) by Jamalifeglobal: 8:32am On Apr 15, 2019
Nice one. Cute couple. My guy handle her gently o. U r eye no too clear.









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Crime / Re: Third Year Student Stabbed Multiple Times By Her Boyfriend by Jamalifeglobal: 8:29am On Apr 15, 2019
And in the last days people will turn against themselves. Children against parents and parents against children. What would happen between non relatives? Things like this. The human race is loosing it. Human lives now matters little or none. People are quick to mame, slaughter or inflict life threatening injuries on a fellow human being at the slightest of offence. This is terrible.







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Family / Re: Guys Surprise Their Friend With A Car Because They Are Tired Of Picking Him Up by Jamalifeglobal: 8:18am On Apr 15, 2019
Now that's what you call friendship. Not vipers who'll go behind ur back to fvck ur wife.









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Celebrities / Re: Speed Darlington Caught Sniffing Female Panties by Jamalifeglobal: 10:50pm On Apr 13, 2019
How did he manage to escape from yaba left?

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Lands In Chad by Jamalifeglobal: 10:47pm On Apr 13, 2019
The moment Ajala the traveller arrived Chad should be a better caption.







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Celebrities / Re: I Will Never Marry - Don Jazzy by Jamalifeglobal: 10:45pm On Apr 13, 2019
Hmmmm! Okay we've heard u. Your life, your business. Next
Romance / Re: Can A Muslim Girl And A Christian Guy Marry. by Jamalifeglobal: 10:42pm On Apr 13, 2019
Looks like short sleeve is hungering you. Are you ready to convert? If not free that gal o.







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Crime / Re: Did Saudi Arabia Execute An Innocent Woman? by Jamalifeglobal: 10:39pm On Apr 13, 2019
extremelygolden:



It is really sad. Those that might have planted those drugs in her luggage will not go unpunished.




Karma is a beautiful bitch. (BB)

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Education / Re: LASU Students Chased SARS Officials Pretending To Be EFCC by Jamalifeglobal: 10:37pm On Apr 13, 2019
Lol... That's funny










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Crime / Re: Did Saudi Arabia Execute An Innocent Woman? by Jamalifeglobal: 10:34pm On Apr 13, 2019
It's already done. She can't be brought back to life even if she was innocent. Sad way to die though.








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