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Religion / Re: White People Are Worshiping EBOLA Virus And It Looks Like They Are Doing Magic! by JamalUganda22(m): 4:07pm On Sep 25, 2014
JoyAnikira: Hello.... white American netizen here.
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stop spreading disinfo you white cracker. We know the truth, you people are worshiping ebola to kill us all. We won't be silent this time. I've heard couple of infected Nigerians are already on London spreading ebola to punish you. God will help them achieve their mission. You white evil demon worshipers deserve it.
Religion / Re: White People Are Worshiping EBOLA Virus And It Looks Like They Are Doing Magic! by JamalUganda22(m): 8:56pm On Sep 23, 2014
FringeWizard:

Most negroes want to immigrate to white nations and miscegenate and cause other problems. I doubt you're any different, if you are though, then may Ebola Chan spare you.

I have graduated from Princeton University with 3.4 GPA but I intent to live and work in Uganda like I am doing right now. I don't think ebola is any danger to me since I do not eat monkey meat and I have soap in my house.
Religion / Re: White People Are Worshiping EBOLA Virus And It Looks Like They Are Doing Magic! by JamalUganda22(m): 12:59pm On Sep 21, 2014
FringeWizard:

Only three possibilities here.

1. You lack introspection and are just a dumb animal like majority of Africans.
2. You shift away responsibility for all the problems in Africa to whites and think your race is blameless for the situation it's in today.
3. You realize you've all bleeped up and deserve this but don't want to admit it.

Ebola Chan is the cure. Ebola Chan will set everything right.

See this is what I'm talking about, racist white people want to kill us black people whom you whities crackers haven't even met. Just because jews destroyed your culture by using negros of your own land doesn't mean we are like those negros.
Religion / Re: White People Are Worshiping EBOLA Virus And It Looks Like They Are Doing Magic! by JamalUganda22(m): 3:51pm On Sep 19, 2014
The more I dig the more I find that white people are truly evil and even WHO staffs are cultists.

What the hell

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The U.S. Centers for Disease Control owns a patent on a particular strain of Ebola known as "EboBun." It's patent No. CA2741523A1 and it was awarded in 2010. You can view it here. (Thanks to Natural News readers who found this and brought it to our attention.)

Patent applicants are clearly described on the patent as including:

The Government Of The United States Of America As Represented By The Secretary, Department Of Health & Human Services, Center For Disease Control.

The patent summary says, "The invention provides the isolated human Ebola (hEbola) viruses denoted as Bundibugyo (EboBun) deposited with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention ("CDC"; Atlanta, Georgia, United States of America) on November 26, 2007 and accorded an accession number 200706291."

It goes on to state, "The present invention is based upon the isolation and identification of a new human Ebola virus species, EboBun. EboBun was isolated from the patients suffering from hemorrhagic fever in a recent outbreak in Uganda."

It's worth noting, by the way, that EboBun is not the same variant currently believed to be circulating in West Africa. Clearly, the CDC needs to expand its patent portfolio to include more strains, and that may very well be why American Ebola victims have been brought to the United States in the first place. Read more below and decide for yourself...

Harvesting Ebola from victims to file patents

From the patent description on the EboBun virus, we know that the U.S. government:

1) Extracts Ebola viruses from patients.

2) Claims to have "invented" that virus.

3) Files for monopoly patent protection on the virus.

To understand why this is happening, you have to first understand what a patent really is and why it exists. A patent is a government-enforced monopoly that is exclusively granted to persons or organizations. It allows that person or organization to exclusively profit from the "invention" or deny others the ability to exploit the invention for their own profit.

It brings up the obvious question here: Why would the U.S. government claim to have "invented" Ebola and then claim an exclusively monopoly over its ownership?

U.S. Government claims exclusive ownership over its "invention" of Ebola

The "SUMMARY OF THE INVENTION" section of the patent document also clearly claims that the U.S. government is claiming "ownership" over all Ebola viruses that share as little as 70% similarity with the Ebola it "invented":

Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/046290_ebola_patent_vaccines_profit_motive.html#ixzz3Dl7ih61q

Religion / Re: Fringe Illuminati Ebola Egregore by JamalUganda22(m): 10:53pm On Sep 18, 2014
Education / Re: Ebola Kit For School Children; Nothing Nigerians Will Not Sell by JamalUganda22(m): 5:17pm On Sep 18, 2014
lol Nigeria has space program for kid? cheesy cheesy tongue
Religion / Re: Fringe Illuminati Ebola Egregore by JamalUganda22(m): 5:11pm On Sep 18, 2014
I believe in black magic but I don't think this fake worshipping of Ebola will kill any africans here. You white people have no idea about black magick and voodoo like us.

But this is not my point, my point is to aware my fellow african brothers and sisters about your sinister view of us and your decades long of continuous genocide of us by the method of diseases and oppression. Even if you do succeed in your magical rituals, I will make sure that no african brothers will believe you white people.

Get out!!!
Religion / Re: White People Are Worshiping EBOLA Virus And It Looks Like They Are Doing Magic! by JamalUganda22(m): 5:04pm On Sep 18, 2014
FringeWizard: It didn't start on reddit, look at the plebs archives and you will see it has its origins on imageboards, not on fucking reddit which is just a cancer stealing from imageboards.

Do not claim this is being done for no reason at all, the average human today is a degenerate vice-filled subhuman, and the world's populations must be decimated before the Earth can be made pure again.

GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN!

I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN!

Do you see what I am talking about? These white people are CRAZY!!!!
Religion / Re: White People Are Worshiping EBOLA Virus And It Looks Like They Are Doing Magic! by JamalUganda22(m): 3:39pm On Sep 18, 2014
echobee: Ops,
Get well soon sad
I get what you are trying to say.

But don't you worry even a bit knowing that there are people on other continents who hate us and want all of us to die?
Personally I feel very offended by this. Even if it is a prank, I think they are not good peoples.

Thank you for your valuable comment anyway. smiley
Family / Re: How To Cheat On Your Husband Without Being Caught by JamalUganda22(m): 3:23pm On Sep 18, 2014
Godmystrength: grin grin nairaland o
I LOVE THIS FORUM cheesy

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Religion / White People Are Worshiping EBOLA Virus And It Looks Like They Are Doing Magic! by JamalUganda22(m): 3:20pm On Sep 18, 2014
White people are worshiping EBOLA virus and it looks like they are doing magic!

According to this blogger, white kids in America and Europe are worshiping Ebola to make it powerful and kill all black people in Africa. They also believe that by worshiping and sacrificing their blood they will make ebola stronger, hence no medicine will affect it.

The cult of Ebola-chan was done through an anonymous board called reddit and later caught up on 4chan's /x/ board. This was on mainstream news yesterday http://www.vocativ.com/world/nigeria-world/ebola-4chan-anime/. Now White kids are actively engaged in making shrines and worshiping the so called Goddess to infect all Africans. I don't know about you but I believe in magic and according to Dr. Cyril Broderick https://www.nairaland.com/1907839/ebola-aids-manufactured-western-pharmaceuticals, Ebola was made by the US government and is being experimented on Africans like they did with AIDS.

Now I do not know the relationship between this cult worshiping and what US gov is doing but those people believe that by making it as a cult and worshiping EBOLA they can get rid of us.

So if you believe in magic or not, this is worrisome because this shows that they hate us for no reason.

What have we done to deserve this?

Before you dismiss my topic as a nonsense, look how big it has gotten. Look at the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh6N0ElxOVw

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UPDATE:

LONDON, Sept 18 (Reuters) - At least 2,622 people have died in the worst outbreak of Ebola virus in history, which has so far infected at least 5,335 people in West Africa, the World Health Organisation (WHO) said on Thursday.

In an update on the epidemic, which is raging through Guinea, Sierra Leone and Liberia and has spread into Nigeria and Senegal, the WHO said there were no signs yet of it slowing.

"The upward epidemic trend continues in the three countries that have widespread and intense transmission - Guinea, Liberia, and Sierra Leone," the United Nations health agency said.

It added that a surge in Ebola in Liberia is being driven primarily by a continued increase in the number of cases reported in the capital, Monrovia.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/09/18/health-ebola-toll-idUSL6N0RJ38Q20140918?feedType=RSS

Family / Re: How To Cheat On Your Husband Without Being Caught by JamalUganda22(m): 2:59pm On Sep 18, 2014
Godmystrength:

because you called ''mom'' a sick person
don't mind me i. Just doing gbeborun.

Oh sh!t. I'm sorry mom, I truly am. Please accept my apology.
Family / Re: How To Cheat On Your Husband Without Being Caught by JamalUganda22(m): 2:54pm On Sep 18, 2014
LaRoyalHighness: You can make your point without the insult. That's my point and I hope its not too difficult to understand... Enjoy 'your self'

What did I say to insult you? Please be specific. Thank you mom.
Family / Re: How To Cheat On Your Husband Without Being Caught by JamalUganda22(m): 10:11am On Sep 18, 2014
LaRoyalHighness: First of all, I don't believe those stories. And I have every right to laugh at what ever. And you have no right to insult me. #I may just be your mother ...you know this is nairaland... Right?... Now, get busy son!
Dear mom,
I am not telling you to do anything. I am simply stating my opinion that I find it sad that people laugh at other people's misery. Like I don't know you, you don't know me. I could be your father too. Remember this is an open and democratic forum and I am allowed to state my opinion regardless of your feelings, like in a democracy.

Have fun being a devil's toy
Your loving son.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Best Reaction When U Get Slapped By Ur Girlfriend by JamalUganda22(m): 10:07am On Sep 18, 2014
Bigzig: Immediately i'll steer at her eyes for some seconds, then draw her close and kiss her remorsefuly..and later she would apologise crying.
nigga this is not a movie scene. lol
Romance / Re: 5 Benefits Of breaking Up With A Girl by JamalUganda22(m): 10:04am On Sep 18, 2014
Some women are like this all over the world. I have been to New York and it is worse.
But you don't have to be like them. I know many women who love their husbands and do things equally in house. This "modern women" are made by the elites to break up the fabric of our society.
I know it may sound far fetched but this was not a problem before western feminism came into existence.
Anyway, I would like to thank you for your very un-biased and reality based post. This also applies for women too, those who's boyfriends and husbands are not loyal to them. They can get new man in their lives as well. smiley

Cheers from Kampala.
Family / Re: How To Cheat On Your Husband Without Being Caught by JamalUganda22(m): 9:58am On Sep 18, 2014
LaRoyalHighness: Haba! I was just kidding na


but why are you such an angry fellow?


Common get lost!

I'm not angry, I feel sad that people laugh at other people's death. What if it is true? What if your husband cheats on you and you die? Will that be funny? tongue Also don't tell me to get lost, I just got here. I find this forum very entertaining and informative. lol
Politics / Re: House Of Assembly Member Kicked Out Of The House Floor For Indecent Dressing by JamalUganda22(m): 9:55am On Sep 18, 2014
lmao this nigga looks like a love-vendor. cheesy cheesy Other parliament members probably got jealous with him that they can't afford all the bitches he is getting. lol

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Family / Re: How To Cheat On Your Husband Without Being Caught by JamalUganda22(m): 9:50am On Sep 18, 2014
LaRoyalHighness: I think that is fair..... Can't stop loling

How is that fair? You are a sick person for laughing at evil deeds. -_-
Family / Re: How To Cheat On Your Husband Without Being Caught by JamalUganda22(m): 9:45am On Sep 18, 2014
LaRoyalHighness: ..and what happens when married men cheat?

Same punishment for HIM and HER. Not a physical punishment but divorcing will be a right step.
Romance / Re: What Is The Best Reaction When U Get Slapped By Ur Girlfriend by JamalUganda22(m): 8:50am On Sep 18, 2014
If I'm on the wrong then do nothing.
If she slaps me because somehow she things I did wrong when actually I didn't then slap her back.

EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL FIGHTS!
Family / Re: How To Cheat On Your Husband Without Being Caught by JamalUganda22(m): 8:40am On Sep 18, 2014
God damn women!

Snoop Dogg was right when he said "BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS"

By the way can I get your number op? tongue cheesy haha just kidding! wink
Religion / American Ebola Survivor Calls The Outbreak 'a Fire Straight From The Pit Of Hell by JamalUganda22(m): 8:34am On Sep 18, 2014
Source: http://www.vox.com/2014/9/16/6257051/an-american-ebola-virus-survivors-view-on-the-outbreak-kent-brantly

American Ebola survivor calls the outbreak 'a fire straight from the pit of hell'
Updated by Julia Belluz on September 16, 2014, 7:10 p.m. ET @juliaoftoronto julia.belluz@voxmedia.com

Kent Brantly has a unique perspective on the Ebola epidemic: he has both worked as a doctor to treat the virus in patients and he is a victim of the disease, having contracted Ebola in July while working as a medical missionary in Liberia.

Today, he testified in DC before a senate senate committee on the West African outbreak. Here are highlights from his speech: [http://www.help.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/Brantly.pdf]


On the horror of having Ebola

On July 23, I started to feel ill. Three days later, I learned that I had tested positive for Ebola Virus Disease. I became a patient, and I came to understand firsthand what my own patients had suffered. I was isolated from my family, and I was unsure if I would ever see them again. Even though I knew most of my caretakers, I could see nothing but their eyes through their protective goggles when they came to treat me. I experienced the humiliation of losing control of my bodily functions and faced the horror of vomiting blood-a sign of the internal bleeding that could have eventually led to my death.

How the world woke up to Ebola after he was infected
This unprecedented outbreak began nine months ago but received very little attention from the international community until the events of mid-July when my friend and colleague, Nancy Writebol, and I became infected. Since that time, there has been intense media attention and therefore increased awareness of the situation on the ground in Liberia, Guinea, Sierra Leone and neighboring countries.

The response, however, is still unacceptably out-of-step with the size and scope of the problem now before us.

What it's like to treat Ebola patients
Treating Ebola patients is not like caring for other patients. It is grueling work. The personal protective equipment (PPE) we wore in the Ebola Treatment Unit becomes excruciatingly hot, with temperatures inside the suit reaching up to 115 degrees. It cannot be worn for more than an hour and a half. Because of the elaborate safety protocols involved in treating an Ebola patient, each one takes an average of 30 minutes of time from a team of three to five people. It is easy to see that a significant influx of medical personnel will be needed to adequately care for the thousands of people that epidemiologists now are predicting will fall victim to the disease in the coming weeks.

On using military to respond to the Ebola virus
The use of our military is a legitimate and defensible request because if we do not do something to stop this outbreak now, it quickly could become a matter of U.S. national security-whether that means a regional war that gives terrorist groups like Boko Haram a foothold in West Africa or the spread of the disease into America. Fighting those kinds of threats would require more from the Department of Defense than what I am asking for today.

Why the outbreak got out of control in Liberia
The laboratory we used to confirm Ebola Virus Disease in patients was 45 minutes away and inadequately staffed. A patient would arrive at our center in the afternoon, and their blood specimen would not be collected until the following morning. We would receive results later that night at the earliest. This means that the turn-around time to positively identify Ebola cases was anywhere from 12 to 36 hours after the blood was drawn. If a patient is not infected with the virus, that can be a life-threatening delay...

These laboratory delays can have an even greater-and deadlier- consequence. The longer it takes to confirm a positive result, the longer an Ebola- infected patient is left in the "suspected" side of the isolation unit. Every precaution is taken to protect people in that part of the facility from cross-contamination, but there is always the potential that those without the disease can become infected if they are in close proximity to an Ebola-positive person.

On receiving the experimental treatment ZMapp
I am deeply grateful to the personnel at Mapp Biopharmaceuticals who even before this outbreak had devoted their lives to combatting Ebola.

I hope that the devastating impact of the current epidemic will result in new discoveries for treatments and vaccines in the future, but we cannot wait for a magic bullet to halt the spread of Ebola in West Africa. The current epidemic is beyond anything we have ever seen, and it is time to think outside of the box.
The challenges ahead
Historically, Ebola outbreaks have been contained through the identification and isolation of suspected cases, and this has worked extremely well to stop the disease. Today, however, the number of cases and rate of transmission are surpassing the ability of these traditional interventions to bring the situation under control. Intensive medical care is important, but it is given only to patients in isolation units. We know that the virus is being spread primarily by those who are unwilling or unable to go to an Ebola Treatment Unit...

The World Health Organization has laid out a roadmap similar to what I have just described, but they are so bound up by bureaucracy that they have been painfully slow and ineffective in this response. Their recommendations for home care were made August 28, and I am not aware of any significant progress in the implementation of their plan to date. It is imperative that the U.S. take the lead instead of relying on other agencies...

Many have used the analogy of a fire burning out of control to describe this unprecedented Ebola outbreak. Indeed it is a fire-a fire straight from the pit of hell. We cannot fool ourselves into thinking that the vast moat of the Atlantic Ocean will keep the flames away from our shores. Instead, we must mobilize the resources needed to keep entire nations from being reduced to ashes.

Jokes Etc / Re: Ebola Testimony by JamalUganda22(m): 11:20pm On Sep 17, 2014
How is this a joke? This is not funny.

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Religion / Re: Read This Article About God And Ebola By The Guardian US That Sparked Outrage by JamalUganda22(m): 10:59pm On Sep 17, 2014
It is because white demons are using black magic to make Ebola powerful and only affect us blacks from Africa.

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