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~~Really? LoL!! U cud be my producer n manager.

~~K. . . .enjoy urself switty. Bt, play your game rite. Ok?

*walks into d thread. . . . Sees Jackpot. . . His eyez widens* i've bn lokin 4 diz Blackpot or is it Jackpot of a dude. *runs back 2 his crib, n returns brandishin his matchet. . . . As he chases Jackpot around n outta 190's crib*

~~Kkk. . . . Take it easy Cuddy switty, i got yo! *thinkin. . . . .'y doesn't she wants 2 be romantically involved wif all d guyz i have associated her wif?'*

Cuddlemii:
@james, u like trouble. who told u he is the one dt the poetry is for. Im just happy to have him back.

the handwrittin is clearly written on the wall. Frm d way u address him, d fact dat u miss him n d arguments u alway have wit him, which u referred to, all have marked similarity to d personality portrayed in ur poems. Anyway, i'm happy for yo, sister-in-law. ~~@Czar, make sure u don't hurt her in anyway, ok?

Yinks switty, i'm fyn, my day was kul, bt incomplete without u beside me.~lol. Hw was urs? Hope it wasn't too stressful?

190:
For any body that derails this thread

LMAO!!!

For moi. . . . . . It's PWEETY4ME.

Ehen. . . . Nw i've seen n come 2 knw who has Cuddy's heart! ~Mehn Czar, i cut hand 4 u oh.~ Bcoz of u Cuddy has gone into poetry!

*peeps in. . . . . Winks at Yinks switty*

. . .SUBSCRIBING. . . *walks in. . . .takes a seat close to Slimyem. . .thinkin aloud. . .'diz babe sittin beside me mk sense oh'.*~~LoL. BTW: watz d topic of discussion in diz thread?

Dyt dearie, wadup wif u? U're no longer online as often as u used to. I've bn missin yo!

*drives in. . . . . Takes a back seat, n pops open his bottle of 'Gulder the Ultimate'. . . . While watchin proceedings as d next episode on folds*

~~wetin diz dude dey feel lyk? Back off my foot. FYI ain't scared of yo!

Hey!! Slimyem y not start chattin here. . . . see hw intelligent n witty one can be. . . . B4 goin into emailin, FBing n YIMing?

~~cups them, givin them a gud massage, then goes further to suck them real gud. *darlin does it stil aches?*

*pleads not guilty* ok i accept i might be intoxicated, bt not wif alcohol, it's wif a hug frm Yinks switty!

Jeezz!! My o my! She cud be excitin though.

I'm fyn. . . . . Jst dat u haven't givin me d cuddle u promised me!

*giglin n smilin 2 himself afta receivin a warm, cozy hug frm Yinks switty. . . . . Grabs d bottle n spins it recklessly, d bottle spins over n falls off frm d table, crashin n breakin into pieces on d floor*

*more pop corn n drinks 4 subscribers* BTW: Where d heck is d Poster?

Ms. Potato:
So James is not only after Yinkalink but he is also after Dyt? SHAKING MY BIG HEAD TO THE LEFT AND TO THE RIGHT

*sings louder: 'imma flirt, if u luv ur chic, don't bring her around me, coz imma flirt'!.*

190:
and what business does a speaker have with a bamboo

and whats with the brown stuff at the front of the speaker

I have said it before and would keep saying it

90% of nairalanders are weird and James u just proved me rite    

pleep:
Wood is supposed to help the sound waves resonate in a more natural way, making music sound smoother. I had a pair of wood earbuds once.

Pleep tnx 4 lecturin diz 'ignoramus' of a 190! 190, u jst showed me u knw next 2 notin abt speakers!

~~BTW: diz is d wrong section! Try career talk section.

Jst Another Scammer!!! @OP i can see u're a newbie. FYI Nlanders are too smart to fall 4 ur cheap scam.

~~i'm kul! N u?

*Walks in, stares scornfully at d poster. . . . . . Burst into a loud, high pitched, cracky laughter!!* @poster u can walk down d road n hug transformer, 4 all i care. *slots in R. Kelly's 'i'm flirt', increases d volume 2 d highest note, sits back, crosses his legz n grabs a handful of @pleep's pop corn* singin. . . . . . 'Don't bring ur gal around me (unless ur game is tite) coz imma f**k wif her, coz imma flirt'. . . . . .k, crosses his legz n grabs a handful of @pleep's pop corn* singin. . . . . . 'Don't bring ur gal around me (unless ur game is tite) coz imma f**k wif her, coz imma flirt'. . . . . .

~~lol ;d.

~~lol ;d

Scash:
really av to run from NL nw. Have xams on monday,
Wld miss u guys especially my babys father. And dnt u dare ask me if d baby is urs. U knw it was u dt disfargined me .
Watch your spendin nw, we're three u r gonna b caterin for

Scash dearie, 190 is shyin away frm his responsibility. www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-714318.241html. I cud help out, by marryin u n step-fathering 190's baby! Whatcha tink? NB: U'll be my 2nd wifey.

~~for a START. . . . . . Datz kul!