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Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Go DYT dearie! Go CUDDY honey! One of u is gonna displace Ms. Potato frm d pondium. Letz go peeps, vote 4 DYT N CUDDY n i'll give y'all sum chocolates! ~~LOL.

Natasha,,:
lolz Thank you I'm just so happy at least my expectations were not cut short, I got the least I expected I scored 270 and I don't drink star I want juice oya oya oya pop my 5 Alive

Natasha dearie, 270 is quite a high score, all u need 2 do nw is 2 try n replicate diz high score feat, in ur Post UTME n by His grace d admission wil be urs. As 4 d 5alive thingy, i tink maltina is more nutritious than 5alive. *winks* so, i've donated 1 crate of maltina 4 d party~~LOL.

DO_WHILE:
It may interest you that ABU does not conduct POST JAMB for DE students only Jambites go through this.

@Six4luv, Do_while is rite. ABU do not conduct anytin lyk POST DE. So jst relax n do ur tin rite. Meanwhile, welcome to diz educative n informative thread.

Cuddy switty, i'm gud n u? Hw is ur day shapin up? Dyt dearie, i wudn't 4get, i'll get u ur favourite. Ok?

Mornin switheart! Jeezz!! Wat a nite. I'm so exhausted! Bhusexy dearie, yeah, u can join us 2nite, it'll be fun.

Switheart, time 2 sleep. I've got a long day ahead of me 2mao. If u ain't ready 2 join me in bed nw, no problem, u can stay on n come later!

@Satani, try Adamz001

Dyt:
I know
lyks crazy things u know. . .

yeah, dat makes the 2 of us!

Yeah, we cud do a 3some. It'll be fun. *winks*

Cuddy dearie, i'm starin at ur profile pix n wishin u cud do to me, (wat dat lady is doin to d guy) 2 nite!!.

Dyt baby,Then i'm gonna initiate u into drinkin mild alcohol. I do take, though not often.

Dyt dearie, watz ur brand? Hope it's notin stronger than small stout? Me, I luv 'shine shine bobo'.

Yeah, Cuddy, u haven't composed any poems lately. Watz happenin? Ain't u gettin motivation frm Shakespeare's 18th volume of poems i bought u?

*takes Dyt dearie to bed n sings quietly his favourite song* 'I tatooed ur name across my HEART, so it remains, not even death can make us PART'!

~~That gud 2 knw baby. That means no sleep 4 u 2nite, it's gonna be action in bed all tru d nite. *winks*

*came back early 2day, his baby ain't back yet. Makes himself a cup of hot, steamy tea n settles down in his lounge*

~~well, datz Naija 4 u. Most Nigerian men are oversexed. Dunno if it is only Nigerian men or most men in general.

Hey guyz, please n please lets not turn this thread into a battle field. The author of this thread created it so as 2 get enlighten n updated abt ABU's 2011/12 admissions. So, please lets kip our person differences aside n giv constructive n meaningful replies 2 prospective ABUSITES who are eager 2 join our ranks as ABUSITES. We should also rmemba dat we were once in their shoes. Tnx, as i anticipate dat u guyz wil cease fire. *for those askin abt d PUTME date, there is no official date yet. All we have now is rumour, dat it will be in August. However i want 2 assure u dat ABU will make known d official date, atleast 1month 2 d PUTME week. And u will all get 2 hear of it, bcoz it'll be publicised in newspapers n TV.*nt 2 assure u dat ABU will make known d official date, atleast 1month 2 d PUTME week. And u will all get 2 hear of it, bcoz it'll be publicised in newspapers n TV.*

upendo 98:
^^ hawayu james.

I'm gud, grandma. It's gud 2 knw u're back fulltime. I've missed u, u knw. I'm eagerly waitin 4 u 2 star posting those articles n true lyf stories of urs.

Cuddlemii:
Thank u James. My own very in law. U r mouthed jor

u're welcome Cuddy dearie. Nobody messes wif my sister-in-law/ex-crush, without facing the muzik.

bhusayor:
^correct babe, morning y'all,op you had a swell nyt, @james_dyt'sman op u kept dyt warm all tru d nyt?

*lolz @ 'james-DYT'Sman'*. Bhusexy dearie, when will u come visit me in our crib??

~~*peeps in* hi baby, i've missed u. Can't concentrate!

Dyt:
Pecks James on d head
whispers
mornin swt
*james deeply aslp*

*wakes up n sees it's already late morning, kisses Dyt dearie n apologise 4 wakin up late* it was a vry hectic day yesterday, i was so tired dat i slept lyk a dead man. Hw was ur nite Dyt dearie? Jeez! It was so cold, tnx 4 kipin me warm! Hw is ur day goin to luk lyk? Me i'm off. Will be bck 4 lunch. *kisses his 1 n only, n rushes off*

Dyt:
Pecks James on d head
whispers
mornin swt
*james deeply aslp*

*wakes up n sees it's already late morning, kisses Dyt dearie n apologise 4 wakin up late* it was a vry hectic day yesterday, i was so tired dat i slept lyk a dead man. Hw was ur nite Dyt dearie? Jeez! It was so cold, tnx 4 kipin me warm! Hw is ur day goin to luk lyk? Me i'm off. Will be bck 4 lunch. *kisses his 1 n only, n rushes off*

Ms. Potato:
He told me to give him one month and I will give him that one month. Thats all I can say for now. Have u ever been in a relationship?

*lolz @ 'have u ever bn in a relationship* u tink i'm a kid? Wel, yeah, i've been, n i'm in 1 presently. Its gud 2 knw u're givin him d benefit of doubt! I'm sure he'll make it up 2 U.

Mrs.Chima:
Wait a minute! How is Mr. Chima a weaklin if I AM THE ONE the brother in law wanted to visit and I SAID NO because I have other appointments I had to attend to? The hell?!!

My husband wasn't even at home when my brother in law called saying he was on his way and I said I was on my way out.

Cast what spell? I don't believe in black magic neither should you.

Mrs. Chima, u're takin diz serious. I was jst kiddin, i was tryin 2 act out, one diz nolywood story lines. (since u luv nolywood). ~~ I didn't knw it happened 2 u real lyf!

~~ I don't blame u, it's my brother, Mr. Chima i blame 4 being such a weaklin. He is relegatin his family 2 d background, jst bcoz of U. He claims he luvs u so much. N i'm begining 2 suspect u've charmed him n cast a spell on him, so dat he won't remember is family. ~~LMAO!

~~she is freelance 4 nw. Bt one LEUELLIOT of a guy, seems to be makin advances on her.

satani23:
hey, i was hit by many things at the same time. Thks goodness im recovering. I hope to be fully fit b4 weekend. Has Dyt acceded to your love proposal?

woww! Datz bad! Sowi bro. Wishin u speedy recovery. Dyt? Yeah, she n I are nw rockin n rollin. *winks*

Bhusexy dearie, ain't u gonna say 'hi' to me?

Mrs.Chima:
I didn't interrupted your BEGGING for punny thread so GET OUT!

*lolz @ 'begging 4 punny thread'. Mrs. Chima, so u're sendin me, ur in-law, outta ur house eh? Mr. Chima most hear of diz, d whole Pa Chima Onwuzurike's family must hear of diz!

Kul bro, where have u bn?