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*Walks in. . . . . . Tryin 2 see if he cud get 2 Yinks dearie's bedroom b4 El cud notice, lyk he did last time*

yusuf_@:
ok here, we write some nasty & sweet thing we can do to each other in little pieces of papers and put in a bottle

El Guapo:
**Yink pulls the paper out n reads out the line noted 'Give the guy that has his name started wiv J a dirty Slap'**

*shakes his head in protest* Yinks must ve misread wat was in d paper, coz dirty slap is against d rules of d game, watz supposed 2 be written is sumtin nasty, swit n romantic. *collects d piece of paper, so he cud see 4 himself. . . . . . Reads out wat is written, 'give James a cozy n warm hug'. Waits 4 Yinks 2 do watz written*

Natasha,,:
@kool okay

james d man thanks a lot but I would have preferred Malta Guinness

malta guinness huh? Limmi see. . . . . . don't have malta guinness in my fridge, y not try d real GUINNESS, its gud 4 ur health n there is notin lyk d real tin, u knw. BTW: I've got a tin 4 Dani1luv, (sumtin romantic). Since he has left u, i could be ur NEXT. Whatcha tink?

~~moi. . . . . . *spins d bottle, n d bottle stops spinin wif d mouth facin Yinks dearie*

~~y wud u come lukin 4 her in my crib? Go n settle ur differences in ur crib!! *jst back frm church. . . . . Borin pastor* Darlin i'm home. Where is Cuddy switty? I need some cuddles n Bhusexy, i need sum booty!!

~~yeah, vry vry. I'll luv 2 hit d sacks nw. Gudnite dearie, drim of moi!

Kkk. . . . . Letz go see d doc.

Lol. So wadup wif u na? I see u seem 2 be rejuvenated in ur poetic write-up.

~~yeah, i was wonderin too. . . . Nw i knw y it was so hot n tight! U knw i hate latex n usin it on u, wil make it luk i was beddin a LovePeddler! Dnt u take pills? What happened 2 those packets of femenol i bought 4 u?

Cuddlemii:
gives james a hug

where have u been baby

*hugs her a lil' tighter dan neccesary n trys 2 give her a peck* i've bn around, got involved in a time consumin endeavor!

Tnks Bhusexy, hope those SS men didn't rough handed u? Cuddy dearie, i've missed u more.

Dyt:
Swts
missed u
m sick darlin
thinks my period s missin

Awww! Sowi darling. Lemmi help u 2 d car, letz go see our doctor. BTW: I thought u used latex all tru ur sexcapades?

Peeps in. . . . . . . .

*settles 4 diz* i'm gonna use it to rip off Jackpot's intestine!!

Or diz:

jackpot:
here he is

*rushes in. . . . Lukin 4 dat blackpot or is it Jackpot of a dude. . . . Sees him, n starts selectin frm his personal armoury which weapon 2 use on him, 4 darin 2 slight his personality* Should i use diz:

Jeezz!! Can't believe i had a full 24hrs hang over!

Scash come closer. . . . . . Letz see if 190 has scored a goal inside u

~~Alrite, board members should come up wif sumtin new. . . . Yusuf, El eguapo over 2 U.

Ah!! Wetin SSS, Anti-bomb squad, JTF, Boko haram. . . . . . Dey do my crib? Na d aftermath of our party last nite?

Scash dearie, i can see u really enjoyed our party last nite. U've even found urself a new boo. Hope this has lifted ur mood n clouds the heart ache dat Kamzzy has caused u. However, i'll luv if u cud visit our crib once more. Jst a U n Me thingy. Wanna get 2 knw u berra!! Hope u'll come around. Tnx in advance!!

El Guapo:
Young man when last Did u Visit Abyss?!

can't rmemba, musta bn a long type ago. Y askin? U wanna send me 2 one, for nyashin YINKS? Where were u last nite when she was feeling lonely n left out?

*Lands on d bed n immediately dozes off*

Dyt:
Nt seen er
cm closer baby
u smellin puzzzy

*blinks* huh? Er. . . er. . . . ehen, u knw i slept close 2 one last nite. Huh? I meant close 2 a puzzy cat! *diz hang ova is dullin my brainz, she almost caught me pants down, wif jst 1 question. S.hit*

*staggers frm d parking lot 2 d living room* chei, diz kind hang over i fit go work 2day so? *in d living room, sees used c.ondoms scattered evrywhere* Dyt dearie, watz this abt, have u bn having fun? *rmembers d nyashin of Yinks in d parking lot d previous nite n feels a pang of guilt n wishes she doesn't find out* By d way, Dyt dearie, have u seen Yinks lately? *he asks tentatively*

*wakes up, yawnin n strectchin* jeezz!! Wat a nite. Oops, where am i? *finds himself sprawed in d parking lot n it all came rushin back. . . . . Yinks switty, came secretly n vry late 2 d party n we went off 2 d parking lot 4 sum fun* jeezz!! Hope Dyt dearie, doesn't know of diz?

190, if Kamzzy catch u, i no dey oh! U're on ur own.

Mrs. Chima, or diz

Mrs. Chima, try diz