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~~better!

To be used on 2buff!

2buff:
@cuddlemii at the risk of sounding like my cork, are you fat and/or ugly? 

*walks into d thread wif my matchet, lukin 4 2buff, so as to, remove his head frm his neck, for makin such a demeanin n disrespectful remark abt my beautiful, s.exy, chocolate, yummi yummi,~~CUDDLEMII.

*hugs him tentatively, coz ain't entirely comfortable wif a new returnee frm hell*

Dyt:
Nt again Adam
tot u agreed on changin
pls cm up wit anoda Id
we v rili missed u
hugs bro

*gettin jealous wif all diz hugs*

~~WTF are u talkin abt? I'm already worked up, don't let me vent my anger n fustration on u, jst quietly leave please. *frowns*

The Satanist is back frm HELL, CELL NUM. 666, Devil's Paradise, Lucifer boulevard, United States of Demons. USD.

*comes in vry tired n worked up! Kisses his switheart! Frowns @ d intruders* WTF are u guyz doin in my crib? Nw wit d exception of Cuddy, y'all get d hell outta here!

Woww!! Datz gr8 news. I knw u scored high enough. Congrat dear. This calls for celebration *popin a bottle of 'shine shine bobo'*. Uniben huh? Datz gud. I reside in Benin. I wud have skuled in Uniben, bt i didn't want 2 skul near home, coz i will be distracted. So i'm far, far away frm Benin, i only come durin break.

~~then u should luk at dat sentence again n see wat it implies. U said, 'I DATED a Nigerian guy', which imply dat, U ONCE DATED A NAIJA GUY. U also said, 'when we dated', which means, WAT U'RE TALKIN ABT NW, HAPPENED WHEN U DATED HIM IN THE PAST. *well, its gud 2 hear dat u're stil 2gether*

Well, yeah datz true. I don't knw all d details, so i can never understand until we thread places. However, what ever is d case n however hurt u're feeling right nw, i will say u should nt rush into makin a hasty decision dat u might regret later. So, please take time 2 tink deeply abt it, n do wat is best 4 U.

Ms. Potato:
As you all know I am an Asian girl and I dated a Nigerian guy. When we dated,

Noting d use of PAST TENSE when she referred to d relationship, so d relationship is over ~~*sighs*

upendo 98:
^^halo

~~ Jeezzz!! Did a ghost jst greeted me? Hw comes i heard her? Or have i joined d underworld too?~LOL.

I prefer YAM to Potato. Especially pounded yam n egusi soup! LoL. So, Ms. Potato, can u revert 2 Ms. Yam?

Ms. Potato:
Ok. So u are actually mad with me cause I want to breakup with my bf?

Nah, i'm nt angry bcoz, u ARE leavin him. I'm angry coz of d WAY u want 2 leave him. He didn't cheat on u. He might have made u angry, bt he apologised. He stil loves u deeply n u luv him too! So, why break his heart n probably urs?

Hey, where are d MODS.? Wat are u guyz doing? Wat are u waiting for, Move this thread 2 d entertainment section pleas! *winks*

~~ignorin 'bad belle' people dat wants 2 come between me n my love (Dyt)

*Woke up, yawnin n strectchin* mornin Dyt dearie, hw waz ur nite? *kisses her n begs her to join him in d shower* showers n goes off to face a hectic n demandin new week!

leuelliot:
Keep your eyes simple

Hehehehe!! Sumbody is fallin head ova heels 4 Cuddy. Pray dat she accepts u. HAHAHAHAHA!

See, missy elliot, abi na wetin be ur name, make u take time oh! Y are u snoopin into my family affairs?

Dyt:
Shouts
James . . . .  ,  . .

*quickly regains his sanity, coz he was momentrily driven crazy by Cuddy's beauty*

Here i am dear. *Ears wide open*

Where is Cuddy dear? Ain't u gonna appreciate my compliments, by lettin have a feel of ur 'bobi'?. *winks*

~~Ok. I was beginin 2 roll up my sleaves, gettin ready 4 a fight. Coz i tot u were interested in my wifey. LoL.

9ice pix there. U quite beautiful. I lyk d 2nd pix best, luvly smile n 9ice set of white teeth. U shld have dat on ur profile.

Chei, c bobi, tempted 2 touch! LoL.

@leuolot, don't get u, whatcha tryin 2 say? @DYT dearie, its cute i luv it.

~~ don't get u, whatcha tryin 2 say? @DYT dearie, its cute i luv it.

Ok! Gosh!! u're so hawt! I luv ur smile. It seems u uploaded it 2day, bcoz i have checked ur profile severally n its jst dat write-up i've bn seeing.

Datz luvly! U knw wat Dyt dearie, i'll luv 2 see ur pix. Y not 1 of ur pix on diz thread den delete it when it has served it purpose?

~~gud gal.

Yeah, its cute. U knw wat, since Chris n I are luk alikes, maybe i shld go n make dat hairstyle. It'll sky-rocket ur already intense luv/lust 4 mii~~lol