₦airaland Forum

mummyson26:
Is d phone still available? Ur contact pls??

Ah! It has been long I sold it. But wi u need Reno 3?

lalasticlala:
https://mobile.twitter.com/HQNigerianArmy/status/1363141171372044289

Report and be moved out of this planet earth. The #endsars we all reported, what happened laslas?

Songs of Solomon 1:2. Thou shouldst kiss me with the kisses of thine mouth for thy love is better than wine

KingKuntah:
lol...you know what they say about empty drums.. I don't have time to argue with you. if you can't by an iphone X, then you ain't shit. adios

Fhuuul! Why not do what I told u.

KingKuntah:
lol... I've heard sayings about empty drums but I won't comment further. if you were as rich as you claimed, why did you even remove apple phones??

Oga, I am not rich! But I can't give u apple phone. Just send Ur details and stop talking like a wounded slowpoke. send Ur details first and see if I won't do what I said.

KingKuntah:
Maybe you stole your own or someone dashed you. I bought my own with receipts and all. so I don't know how you think it 80k

YES! I stole it. . But jokes apart, if you use one of the phones I have used, you will not be wearing shirts. I pity you for thinking I stole a phone or they dash me.

So because I want to dispose my old phone means I stole it or they dashed me?

I pity you.
For that, please send me your location with yourphone number let me waybill a brand new phone (Any company and make of Ur choice, apart from IPhone products) to you within the next 24 hours. So that you will learn to control your uncircumcised mouth next time

KingKuntah:
which phone?

The same oppo 93

Come and collect my own for 80k

Layormiii:
Chi is so fine and reserved.. no makeup on and she looks good still. Ifeanyi

No mind am!
Na where e dey start. Soon she go come dey tell us sey her son wan turn gay

Drop Ur whatsap number

Send me Ur number let's talk

chatinent:
A poultry I manage: N2500.


A neighbor's poultry: N3500.

This is price for hotel size

daveobasi1:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/12/those-saying-pastors-are-stealing-risk-gods-wrath-oyedepo/amp/

Oga Oyedepo, plz prove us wrong that pastors are not stealing.
Your church, how many people attend the university built with their offerings free?

Malawian:
So Aba is actually a behemoth metropolis? I thought it was just one small city like Onitsha.

ABA is really a conglomerate

Realhommie:
What is wrong with some of you with how you express your thoughts? Was the bolded necessary?

Was there anything in my earlier quote that gave me off as being rude or having a poor attitude? Wasn't i civil enough? Why would you have to draw such comparison?

I only asked a question, all you had to do was try to convince me whether i agree or not which you already did in your first paragraph. Na wa ooo.

My dear, I am sincerely sorry for sounding harsh. But I used a conditional statement, "if". Pls I don't mean to be rude either. Forgive me

Realhommie:
She was wrong no doubt and she duly apologized afterwards whether she did with the right intention or not..

You said you accepted her apology but you still went on to pay her back and made her lose a year. Now tell me, what does that make you? You think you're any different from her?

If you are in my shoes, I am very sure you would kick the girl away from your environment.

Mind you, if you don't have manner of approach like her, you will definitely get the same treatment she got.

SmellySperm:
shut tf up bro,stop giving excuses for low IQ and uncouth stupid ladies, she should have at least calm down to hear the guy first instead of the unnecessary rant,that's ill manner

Most ladies lack manners. I can remember last year during Jamb registration, a lady was having a serious issue doing regularisation of admission. She went to Jamb Office Umuahia but the person she met there directed her to come to my CBT center. That she should ask of Matthew (Which is me) that he will do it perfectly and settle the lingering problem easier. She was trying to go for service.

On getting to my office, I met her at the door. "Hellooo, good morning how are you and how may we be of help to you today" I said to her. The funny girl looked at me from hair to toe hissed and replied; "it's like you lack manners" maybe because she was brought in a Toyota Camry 2004 model. I felt like the ground to open and swallow me. I went out being embarrassed. The poor girl went into my office to report me to my staff. That it's like these stupid boys that work here are mannerless. The girl apologized, not knowing she was referring to me. She then said she was sent from Jamb office to meet one Mr Matthew. I was called. When I came in she found out that it was the same stupid boy she embarrassed at the entrance. She was silent for more than 5 minutes. The next thing was apology.
Trust me, I accepted the apology but I delayed her till jamb closed the portal for regularisation. At least she lost a year cos of that.
Women are just something else

horlique:
they forgot to make it N1M

U don see am na

MhisTahrah:
Them sell their pikin? Na wa

That's exactly what it is

Bbbwings:
Wtf
That is roughly 40000 units of zenith shares presently

Imagine that

2dice01:
You see where the problem is
Lemme guess you married an Igbo lady?

I wish she is an Igbo lady. I felt Igbos were the costliest till I saw Kwale Women. They don't even remove a pin for u. Their list is fixed. Especially when the father of the lady is late

NOwazobia:
i hate it when inlaws charge you as if they are selling their daughter away. Greed in all realm of life.

My dear, only God knows what will happen when any of them will call me for anything in this life

2dice01:
@ Bolded
Pride Price and Wedding Ceremony have swallowed the 1milli

I have a friend in your kinda situation
He is also a nairalander
He has postpone his wedding simply because his in-law are demanding above 300k for Traditional wedding
Now guess how much he will spend on the White Wedding

If only our Parent can cut their greed of milking their Potential son in-law
Also the wives should cut their coat accordingly

Three hundred thousand?⁷
My own in laws took 956k and are still saying that that I am stingy. it is well

Hope we now know who burnt the court

Femi!!!
Thunder fire you there.

So our president never even said a word about what is causing a great fume in the country and you said it is being investigated?

Indeed, you are mad, sir

May God punish the idiot who wrote said this.
We all know that people on essential duties are always exempted on curfews of this nature. Just because Governor announced curfew, you took the opportunity to switch off the lights so that your staff will not be in problem. Just listen to ur stupid self

We all don't need ur denial!!!
We already know the truth. But be rest assured that we will never succumb to your intimidations. We are Nigerian Youths, we are not lazy

Guy!!! Who PVC EPP? Let's take our destiny in our hands. Let's say enough is enough !!!
Enough of bad governance!
Enough of police brutality!!!
Enough of exploitation!!!
Enough of lack of job!!!
Enough of lack of youth empowerment!!!
Enough of lopsided appointment!!!
Enough is enough!!!
We should not succumb to intimidation!!!
We are Nigerians and we are not lazy

iddonla:
i am in support of this protest.but its high time everyone go home..get their PVC and make a statement in 2023..

lets show this old heartless idiots that power truly belong to God and the youth....

Buhari has failed

All our past/present politicians have failed us

Tinubu has failed

Sanwo-olu has failed ( i now believe what ambode said that he has mental problem)..

at the end of the day na tinubu go suffer am pass , because his presidential ambition is dead on arrival..

i am a tinubu supporter between..before una label me tinubu / yoruba hater..


We can now see our enemies clearer, please my nigerian youths lets unite no matter our tribe , bad blood and political differences and make a statement..not for us alone, but for the future generation to come..
SHALOM

nwaimoroseyaho:
When a married ex doesn't respond to your messages but constantly views your social media pages.

It is confusing at times. We didn't break up but got separated cos he traveled abroad and we lost contact.

When he came back I was married but we couldn't see each other, he travelled back and marries a South African lady.

But the few communications we had before he started ignoring me was as if he was angry, every conversation must be diverted to marriage, something like this, : am I the father of your children, you dey vex for me I give you belle? You didn't leave a marker when you had the chance. Etc.

I told him that am sensing he is angry with me but he said not at all. Am married too. He is my first love from secondary school.

We are from the same village. Is this the attitude of a friend?

What did I just call him? Your ex right? It means he/she has moved on

The most foolish government I have ever seen