₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:



The dumbest thing a man can do out of scorn is to post his lady's nuudes just because she cheated on him.

If she cheated on you with one man, that leak alone will bring her 820 new friend requests and link her up with a minimum of 300 men actively reaching out.

At least 224 of them will act as empathizers, demonize you, and offer unsolicited pro bono counsel, 37 of them will give up interest when they look at the nuudes one more time and realize her body isn't all that, 21 will side you and body shame her because she isn't responding to their advances, while 18 of them will persevere and eventually get to shag her.

But that's not the painful part.

Depending on how viral the leak is, the painful part is the over 3,043 men who wouldn't even reach out to her but will masturbate to her leaks.

I don't know about you, but I will; as long as the clip is somewhat longer than Tiwa's and more interesting than that of Moyo, I will beat my ram meat to it.

And the irony is,
Leak groups on Telegram have the highest subscribers. We will all demonize the leaker, but consume the leak.

That is why it is a very dumb thing to leak anyone's nuudes, because you may go to jail for free and no one will ever tell you 'thank you for giving me something to orgasm with'.

Such martyrdom is plain stupidity, but someone has to do it for us, and that's why stupidity exists.

You don return abi

EreluRoz:
Let's meet in Santorini by December 14th

No wahala.

EreluRoz:
I don't visit people please it's a very difficult thing for me to do

Better. And if you must, please let it be a public and safe place.

This your new profile pic dey blow my mind.

Which day will you visit me, somewhere like a restaurant or cinema or a public park like PPK?

ppogba:
There is no way this guy would and could have committed this heinous crime alone.

The police should be thorough in their investigation.

Can that lanky looking fellow dig ground to bury someone all by himself. To dig grave is no mean task. They better interrogate him properly.

Incredible.

EreluRoz that loves to visit boys at their houses, please be careful oh. You know I like you.

Hisgrace0001:
A friend of mine lost 650k to bet tonight and he is contemplating suicide

N650k at once??

uzoexcel:
Na wa o

Till now

Country hard. Besides anyone not buying Toyota Camry/Corolla or Honda Accord, is setting himself up.

@Carmartng, no be when I bring 1M, you go begin tell me story.

TheDemola:
You're mixing things up.
Both processes are done almost instantaneously. Cracking, (thermal or catalytic) comes first, thereafter, the products from the cracking are sent to the distillation column so that the various components can distill at their various boiling points

So the one my cookers were doing those days of kpo fire in Rivers state is called what??

MEEVEET:
What are you blabbing about petrol is lighter so would come out before diesel no matter the process

You just jumped into the conversation without reading from the beginning. I told him in the distillation process, petrol(usually refer to as fuel) comes first before kerosene and then diesel. His argument was that the names isn't distillation but cracking. To which I told him they lead to same outcomes, just that the distillation process isn't efficient as it does not completely eliminate gases from the petrol, kero and diesel.

You can't teach me on this, i have first hand experience.

MEEVEET:
You can't oga. U can't crude is a mixture... The separation is done by temperature cracking... Una no go secondary school?

Its an issue of nomenclature. Distillation and cracking are a means to an end. They use fire in both processes. Just that distillation is an inefficient process in the production of fuels. The products from the cooking are usually mixed with gases, that's the reason why "Asari" kerosene sometimes explodes, because of its mixture with gases and sometimes fuel.

They process the illegal refinery boys use is distillation, I.e. cooking in a pot.

TheDemola:
Which one is fuel, diesel and kerosene? All are fuel now.

Every Nigerian knows what is called fuel.

MEEVEET:
When I hear things like this I just laugh 😂😂😂

Someone that has been producing diesel since

Abi you guys think you can use crude to produce one product? Lmaooo

In the cracking stages different products come out at different temperatures... You can't pick and choose which to produce

If you want, you can decide to produce only diesel. When you begin the process of distillation of crude oil, the first products is usually fuel, before Kerosene and then diesel. You can decide to mix the fuel with diesel.

Fineman2:
please help her

Ok.

Fineman2:
N200 per 1 vote

Too cheap.

Fineman2:
Lol, South africans think they can decide who becomes miss universe Nigeria

Just last week, miss kwara was having less than 100 votes but it all went up within 3 days because of south Africans


Please let's save Chidinma Guys

Register and Vote for Chidinma here
https://missuniversenigeria.org/

How much to vote?

OndoRaph:
Sure

Avoid your married female friends house for atleast 3months.

bong4:
Pictures speak volumes!

You've said it all.

I find it difficult to distinguish between Urhobo and Isoko names.

Na wetin happen to Gambo younger brother be dis.

Him give army man daughter belle. Na 3am in the morning at gunpoint dem pick am from him papa House.

Dem put am inside booth from 3am until 8am. By 9am dem put am for back seat carry go marriage registry for PH.

Such is life.

Thundafireseun:
My brother…. A man must look carefully for red flags before making life decisions…. If it were up to me my daughter would use just ordinary Vaseline…. That’s exactly what I see children her age using

But the mental mother has refused so for peace sake I send money differently for her cream and in return send me pictures of product and recent receipt

She wanted to give birth to a fair baby and she went and married a black charcoal like you.

She no see Ramsey Noah looking guys to marry.

Na every year dem dey get new NBA president??

Mariangeles:
Hello my foodie people.
I've come again with another delicious food topic.

Okay. I was munching on some delicious stewed beef the other day, and I was like mmm! How delicious!, then I told person that was with me that beef stew is tastier than chicken stew, and that chicken stew is quite overrated, she disagreed and said one is bound to quickly get tired of beef stew, that it's chicken stew all the way.
I did not agree with her.

So, I want you people to help me settle this about which is the most preferred.

Which of these Nigerian stews would you prefer with your white rice?
Fish stew, beef stew, or chicken stew?

Kindly hit like on the one you would first go for.

Picture credit: Google

Dem nor dey use goatmeat cook stew for your village??

This is sad to read. May his soul rest in peace.

The MC doesn't not know where to draw parallels. It's all shades of offensive. If the caterers do not know their job, so be it.

opamoses1:
Oil, and majorly offshore, only contributes around 5-10% to Nigeria's GDP.

Biggest contributor is Agriculture at around 20-40%. I like how you added so many clown emoji to your post because that's what you are.

Take away the oil and every other sector you write about will collapse. Oil is Nigerias oxygen, without it, Nigeria will have next to nothing to export and gather forex. For instance, what other commodity would PMB have used as collateral/leverage to borrow loans from China, that Nigeria has been repaying for some years now. I know you all these, but you just want to deflect from the reality of Nigeria.

If e sure for Yoruba, una for agitate for Oduduwa Republic. Jna no go gree because na una dey enjoy Nigeria pass everybody.

EreluRoz:
You still want to marry in this hard economy, ain't women liabilities anymore? Add another wives as you can but me sef go get my own plans .

E no get anytime wey I call women liabilities. Mehn, if that's truly you in the pics, your skin is 10/10. My type of woman.

EreluRoz:
He's playing to the media. He's firing all his father's wives, his mom seperated(not divorce) from his dad when he took other wives and it's payback time for the women who came to marry his dad leaving his mom heartbroken for years. It's a polygamous battle and not the rubbish he's feeding the media. Interesting 😆

Come lemme marry you. I promise I won't add any other wife to you.

The girl fine oh.

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
I'm very literate , I'm 23 and I have a male partner that is working which is why I don't want to travel too far for work.

Whoever it is that can help out , please help me out

You get bf and you dey find help. If you agree to leave your bf for me, let me know.

BlackRainDrops:
Don't be a local fool, my dear. I'm not the one who said you shouldn't love your mum. Please do not bother me, I have better things to do.

How do they say it? Shalom, nigga.

Mummy's boy. Go and was plate. Shalom.

Dilijingsly:
I would've joined cultism in the early days of my senior west africa senior secondary certificate examinations, i continued with my studies and gained admission into university and graduated. All my cultist friends have made it in life, with expensive cars and houses cos of the connections that have gained through cultism, i can't even join their circle. Sincerely speaking, i regret not joining cult in my youthful age.

Dem fit still blend you, if you're ready.