₦airaland Forum

fman:
The amount of electricity, I have seen since 2 months now, I have never witnessed it before in Nigeria.
Nigeria is on the roadmap to a better life.

Na you know where you dey live. Nothing has changed.

GOFRONT:
Na wao

Sir Edwin Clark the Letterwriter!!!

Always quick to write to the Senate, Write HoR,........Man is always with his Pen and a Paper ready to pen down a letter to the Govt...

Rest well papa Clark. I hope you write to us from the great beyond.

Most of those letters were written by opportunists close to him, while using his name for clout.

Finally, the Ijaw confusionist is dead. All those isguided individuals releasing statements on his behalf will now take a chill pill.

TechCapon:
Mistakenly registered and mistakenly repainted

That's how they behave. A friend bought a 2009 IS350(what was on the car papers) from a car dealer only to discover at the point of renewal of the car papers that the car was actually a 2007 IS250. This happened in 2023.

What about Davido?


He won alongside Chris brown.

This is one of my biggest fears with women passing the night in my house.

What if something happens, you then start explaining?

AfricaDefender:
Ogoni has never been Ijaw.

Looz. Ijaw produce 70% of Rivers oil. This bayelsa man, this your madness don resume work?

faxana:
Hmm. I don't care about aesthetics at the moment.

LAZY woman.

Ehismarkninetee:
I was introduced to Tramadol in 2015 because I complained to him that I wasn’t lasting long during sex. So he prescribed Tm to me. At first I hated the feeling I just took it because it really helped with the early ejaculation.

Fast forward to 2020; I am now fully attended to this evil, it is now holding me by my neck, choking me . But I cannot seem to let go.

Tramadol has taken a lot from me; My pride, my focus, my Looks, my health, my family and most importantly my finances. I have had serious seizures that nearly took my life with my family members as witness. Now they know my situation and they are indeed very disappointed in me.

I had another seizure yesterday but the worst part of it is that it wasn’t only the seizure, I was acting demented with my clothes off. I take nothing less than 1500mg daily.

It has ruined everything because just calculate how much I have to spend for this evil everyday. For example I didn’t miss one last year 2024. It seems am now powerless to this evil. I cannot hustle anymore, I just want to take Tramadol and just lock myself indoors, all my friends have left me behind but am still living with my mum at age 31. Indeed am tired. Am really tired

I need help to stop this. I have prayed, I have tried everything. It’s not working. Please has anyone been in the situation before?? Please help me!!!!!

No die oh.

69-28 = 41.

Bill Gates had his first child at 41 years old. I'm not even upto 40yrs and my people will not allow me to rest.

Marry! Marry !! Marry!!!

Poverty is a disease.

GanagiBitrus:
Ironically, this DPO fit shoot you if you near his teenage daughter.

Do Unto Others as You would Want Them Do Unto You.

Do unto others before they do onto you.

Dostum:
I'm 31, l work online and l'm AA. But as a kind-hearted somebody, l feel like marrying a Sickler, cus to me marrying AA or AS is almost like l'm wasting my AA. I'm also a kind of adventurist, who loves doing something different from others. So if you're a Sickler looking for hubby, kindly indicate, let's talk. You must not be more than 30 oo, and you must have something doing, so we can build together.
Shalom...

Just when I thought I've seen it all.

God1000:
This is wrong, why attacking the embassies of other countries, this war should end abeg

Not like that. When a territory is engulfed in war, you are expected to vacate such territory, because of collateral damage.


Why remain in a war zone in the first place.

Nailly:
*MIND BLOWING FACTS ABOUT THE IJAW NATION* .




1. Ijaw have 3 LGAs in Abia that identify as Ijaw.
Ukwa West, Ukwa East of Ndoki Ijaws and Ohafia of Andoni Ijaws


2. Ijaw have 8 LGAs in Akwa Ibom that identify as Ijaws. They are
2 Obolo, 5 Oro, half Ukanafun of Ndoki Ijaw and half ikot Abasi of Ibani Ijaws.


3. Till today, Arogbo Ijaws rent lands to Yorubas in Epe LGA of Lagos.

4. Apapa in Lagos is Ijaw word because it is owned by Ijora ijo people.
By then groundnut for export was being exported through the port and Ijaw people call it Apapa port meaning groundnut Port in Ijaw.
Till today, Apapa mean nothing in Yoruba.



5. The word Eko the name of Lagos is Ijaw word.
It was Ukoruama and Uko for short and Arogbo Ijaw village.
Later corrupted to Eko.


6.Idumuugbo in Lagos known as cocoyam farms by Arogbo Ijaw was corrupted to Idumuagbo
Same with Idumuota of Arogbo Ijaw.



Most Ijaws are acculturated in many areas reason Ijaws must own their own things or else you loose it forever.


To know more about Ijaw you can chat me up @08157750695

@General Ditari.

Make somebody help me tie this boy rope, before he enter street.

Nailly:
The first picture is Bonny of the Ibani Ijaw Subgroup ruled by Amayanabo of Bonny
Perekule P.



The second picture is Abonema of the Kalabari Ijaw Subgroup ruled by Amayanabo of Abonema Disreal Gbogbo

Third picture is Buguma of the Kalabari Ijaw Subgroup ruled by Amayanabo of Kalabari.
The Amachrees


The 4th picture is Okrika of the Wakirike Ijaw Subgroup ruled by Amayanabo of Okrika.




@General Ditari.

And who do we have here?

Welcome back.

Napata77:
A MEKO 360 Frigate is not a ''Molue''.

Many major nations use that exact same spec.

Your problem is inferiority complex. It's Nigerian, so it's not good enough.

The Nigerian Navy is respectably ranked at 4th in Africa after Egypt, South Africa, Algeria, and Morocco.

Ranked 4th after Egypt, South Africa, Algeria and Morocco.

Who was your primary school maths teacher.?

richmond500:
was Kalabari not part of Rivers state when Wike was in power?
He left their road so bad that it became kidnappers haven and he didn't care even when the residents complained.

He let them suffer because Amaechi was ardent supporter of Tonye Cole and Tonye Princewill.

Sim Fubara is misguided entity. He is very callous with words. So if he has an issue with Wike, automatically he has an issue with Wikes LGA and by extension, Ikwerre people.

He should come out openly and say his mind. I love it when people are deliberate and direct.

For his information, Obio/Akpor LGA has the single largest voting strength in Rivers state.

MadamVanessa:




Nigeria will never know peace until Nnamdi Kanu is released from unjust imprisonment and the mandate thief returns the stolen mandate. Until then, the country will continue down a path of destruction and chaos, failing its people.

I will get you arrested and dump you in Kuje prison.

Slum.

Follow the money.

abdulhakim3:
My junior sis who recently got married started behaving strangely the first night. As days goes by her problem became worse, she grew lean does not want to talk. She is most of the time stiff staring at one place. Many alfas were brought in to perform exorcism but the problem still persist. She was also sent to the hospital but nothing was found.

Not until my father contacted one of his powerful old time friends. This man came recited some words and order the spirits to go bring wherever the charm is. My people it was like movie, out of nowhere the charms started falling to the ground. My parents and I were all shocked and dumbfounded.

I need the man contact too. Help me.

Chemlite:
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Because you lack ambition, Atiku should give his ambition rest?
Atiku is a Nigerian, therefore has the right to contest, you should advocate for transparency and equal treatment (play ground) to all contestants, let the masses chose the best.

Is someone in his 30s eligible to contest the presidency? If yes, I'm definitely going to contest, so I can liberate you and your family from the shackles of generational poverty Atiku and his likes have imprisoned you.

Chucks13:
And you are typical what?

Pls if you are tired go back to your bed you sound confused.

Are you even Gej supporter? Pls face your front biko.

I'm not from SW and a die hard Gej fan and I'm telling you right to your face Gej must not come back, we used our own stupid mouths to kicked him out of power so we must enjoy our choice to the fullest. So pls meshionu biko.

Talking nonsense.

I bu ezigbote onye ara.

Salewa97:
GEJ should go and rest jare

You are a typical Yoruba man.

Edygrin:
Wike probably, but Atiku how?

Atiku should give his ambition a rest. His ambition is the primary reason for the disunity in the party.

How can one man contest the presidential primary almost every election year.

Wike and Atiku are the two principal problems of PDP.

essentialone:
Where is Rotimi Amaechi?

Dike!

I go like to join. I'm Ikwerre.

But who do you know that can blow so much money like that for 20 years? I still can't believe that I was spending my money on brôke ladies to prove to them that I wasn't brōke and finally we're all brōke." Mike Tyson.

He has said it all.

MrCork:
Good news wveryone & please come celibrate wit me...i now hav one million naira in my bank accoumt...tecnicaly, this now make a one of the big boys...a baller...a millionaire.

LADIES AM SINGLE


PLEASE COME CELIBRATE..WE PARTY TODAY Y'ALL!!!

I have been laughing uncontrollably for almost 3mins now. 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂

Some people will write a letter and use Edwin Clarks name to pen it.