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TheUpsetGirl1:
97% of nigerian ladies can't do this..
you're such a lucky man

this is the real definition of slay queen! not some hungry ladies that can't foot their own bills

Oh!! Thank you

OneSentence:
I know most guys would say marry her asap cos she might be looking for husband but I say don't even think about it. she's a nice person, a rare kind I must say but keep her as a friend besides she might not want more than that anyway. the only time you can mention anything beyond friendship to her is if you are already a man, no disrespect but, I mean, able to provide for her if she eventually becomes your wife and you have kids together. until then, a man depending on a woman for livelihood or survival is like a curse in itself.
all the best

She said :" I love guys with strong ambitions; they are bound to make it in life; their children bound to be like them. "

Look past the way I wrote that post, I believe I have potentials; I work hard and smart.

I guess she's already seen this, maybe that's why she sees herself starting a family with me.

I am young; she's young and we still have a long way to go.

This is gonna be a kinda long read, so I implore you guys to be activate your reading mode.

Sometime in March, I went to an ATM to withdraw a paltry sum for feeding. (men don suffer )

There, I met this beautiful, fair, slay queen. I wanted to approach her, but my liver failed me momentarily.

Before the queue dried up, I gathered morale on grounds that "all die na die . I walked up to her; i greeted her politely; I chat her up and she responded well.

I couldn't believe my luck; a beautiful specimen was talking to an old Hag like me. I asked for her number; she gave it to me and the rest became histoire

Fast-forward, 3 days later, we were talking on phone and she requested that I sub for her cos she had ran out of data.
I was like "haba! I don enter one chance " but still, I subbed for her.

A week later, she said she wanted to visit me and that she isn't financially buoyant enough to trans herself; I nearly fainted but as a G, I transferred 1k to her account.

she finally arrived; I wanted to hug her, but she instead gave me a kiss. I went into oblivion. After what seemed like forever, I returned a happy man. However, my happiness was cut short when she requested for chilled water; I started scratching an imaginary itchy scald. Nonetheless, I explained to her that the rotationary credit and drift society I was in was yet to pay me cos It hasn't gotten to my turn yet. I also told her that when it gets to my turn, that It would remain 20k for the money to get a refrigerator.she said OK.

I entertained her the best I could; when she wanted to leave, she requested for my acc number. I wouldn't have given her if I judged from her earlier leechy attitude, but she told me she sells clothes. (Nice business I thought).

I was expecting maybe 3k or something, but the following morning; I saw a first bank text; I checked on the message and my heart nearly failed me.

She had sent a whopping 40k to my account. I called her to thank her profusely; she said I should use the extra 20k to add more finishing touches to my apartment.
Now, that subtle insult was bound to be overlooked cos my joy knew no bounds.

Getting married wouldn't be so difficult after all.

CC

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Mynd44

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mustafa006:
Bros you get talent for fiction writing, don't waste your talent on nairaland use am well

Everyone is not a lair Bros.

That's really what happened; that's why i said it was crazy

bukatyne:
What became of your relationship?

Sadly, long distance became a barrier

I will be taking mine soon

Then I will kill him

NnamdiN:
who's he/she?

He parades himself as the most unfortunate guy on nairaland

UDUJ:
Bros Which kind story be this na

She didn't move an inch for you during a robbery operation How does that sound to you telling the story

When everyone was running around, she stood her ground. Her demeanor showed it.

That's why I said it was crazy

NnamdiN:
Nothing o. I've never been lucky with any woman. Poor me

You must be related to childofdoom then.

Outfinity:
She insisted and begged my family members (particularly mumsy) that she wanted to be the one to donate blood for me when I was sick even though my brother was going to do that. She was crying (in fact WAILING) until she was allowed. The thing weak everybody. If you come think am, na distance no allow us work. Osas was sweet, lovely and homely!

Truly, she was obessed about you

An average Nigerian is a hypocrite.

Argue with your ancestors

Yea, we all love to be spoilt by boo, however, there are somethings they do that we consider outrightly ridiculous.

Lemme start by sharing mine.

During my teenage days, I once had this pretty girlfriend whom loved me(to a fault if I may add). We met on 2go and we exchanged numbers, and the rest they say Is history.

After talking for a month or there about, we finally decided to meet at the Christ the king cathedral Aba.
On that day, she got there before me cos of traffic jam. I told her to wait for 5 mins; she did wait, but 5 mins turned 10,15 etc.

When I finally got to ckc, there was pandemonium. I saw her standing few meters away from 2nd gate and I rushed to met her. I apologized to her; i asked her what's going on and she explained to me that armed robbers robbed a shop and started shooting sporadically.

I was shocked. I asked where she hid and she said she didn't move an inch cos she didn't want me to have a hard time finding her.

I was flabbergasted. I asked her what if she got hit by a stray bullet, and she said that she didn't mind, as long as she met with me.


Guys, over to you

The rate at which this shiity thing is making fp is alarming

Lemme shock y'll



























He's gay

Lol


I bet your mother knows already

Safiaa:
Who cares about what people think? Those people that will condemn her now are the same people that will laugh at her when she’s 32 and still single. Most men look younger than their age and if she mentally prepared for commitment then so be it. She’s 21, she’s not a child she’s legal in all parts of the world. Let her be please. Not to waste her young life chasing chewing gum boys that will use her and discard her, she’s found a man who is willing to take her very serious. They both seem to be in love, what is the problem here?

Babes see, I judge from what I have seen so far around me.

Most older men tend not to acknowledge their wife's advice. They see it as chidish and therefore, shouldn't be considered.

At 21, I am sure she is still very much dependent on her parents for all her needs. If she were to get married now, she would be immediately welcomed to the bandwagon of wailers who bemoan about how they are been treated like trash by their husbands.

My advice is this: get married to someone whom
Literally you can sit down and talk some sense into, and not someone who probably still sees you as a child.

I know you are in the same kind of situation, but yours is not as as severe hers

That is pure fuckkery.

What did a man of 40 see in a girl of 21 years old.

Except, of course, if he looks 30 and you look 25.


I personally think the age gap is too much.


If he looks like a 40yr old and you dare get married to him, people will see it as a sign of desperation.


Besides, if he does wrong, how can you correct someone whom by standards, you should be calling BROS


He even said he is ready to settle down any moment from now


Same statement we use to bleep the cleanest pusssies in town.

Op, something tells me that he only wants to chop and clean mouth. He is probably married or in a serious relationship with someone older

Delilah

DonPiiko:
When I say broke
You say ass
Send me your account number boy

Thanks but no thanks

Prostitutes irritate me.


I like winning a girl over, preferably slay queens with lies,then banging her with reckless abandon.


That feeling of victory is exhilarating

Chikita66:
*YAWN*

Please, don't kill me with bad breath

DonPiiko:
I endorse this message

When I say ass,

You say licker

Now!, ass!!

You promised to leave romance section
https://www.nairaland.com/4451844/im-quitting-romance-section-heading

We are still waiting

Nofav0rs:
see this one. What's the difference?

The taste is difference and the difference is in the taste


Those who know, know

onecornerboy:
OKAY THEN HE SHOULD SPEAK TO SOME ONE HE KNOWS THAT AT LEAST WILL BE OF HELP TO HIM. LIKE THE SAYING GOES 'A PROBLEM SHARED IS A PROBLEM SOLVED'

Quite on the contrary, this days : a problem shared, is a problem broadcasted

onecornerboy:
I WILL ADVICE YOU TO GO SEE A THERAPIST IT WILL HELP A LOT

He has neither the finance nor the personality

UDUJ:
Dude you're dumb. 0.1% means you're saying every guy is rich. That's saying 99.9% of Nairaland guys can afford the iphone 8, which is a perfect departure from the point you're trying to pass.

Basic mathematics. Dumb ass

Easy bro, not everyone sat for weac

The color of your incisors might just be the problem

I think she realized how bad your English was during chats, or maybe she never understood your gibberish.


Well, get an English tutor ,so that history won't repeat itself

Chikita66:
You can't tolerate my kind of shite but you can tolerate your girlfriend's beggarly kind of shite. Interesting!

I am going to shoot you off my thread