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Culture10 Types Of FEAR In Nigeria by jammyrock(op): 10:36am On Jul 12, 2016
Good day naijarians..lol.. If you are truly in Nigeria or if you are a Nigerian, you probably must have had or seen someone suffered from one of these type of Fear. You know they say that faith is the believe of things not seen. Also fear is the running away from dangers not seen..lol..

Ok, let's get down to some of these Fears.

1- YOU WILL SEE

This normally comes when there is a dispute or fight between two people. And one says "You will see", the other opponent will definitely have the fear that his/her opponent will go extra mile in dealing with him/her. Though sometimes in Nigeria, it doesn't stop there. That person must really see oooo ..lol.

2- WHEN YOUR GUY/GIRL USES YOUR PHONE

Most flirts(guys and girls) will relate to this one.
When your boyfriend/girlfriend takes your phone and you have an implicating message(s) in your phone. Probably, from another guy/girl. Heheheheh! You know how your heart beat increases like gba.gba.gba.gba.gba...

3- WHEN YOUR BB IS DUE TO BE FLASHED

BlackBerry users will know what am talking about. When your BlackBerry operating system fails and it displays error code on white screen like "error 9654- reset".
Now the fear comes when you remember that you will lose all your contacts saved in the device. But you just have to go flash it. Some will wish they had magic to reverse the error. Lol...

4- MEET ME IN THIS HOUSE TODAY

If you were or are an "Ajekpako" you will surely remember this comment from your mum or dad. The fear of going home meeeeennn! Is huge. That's when you will begin to construct different roads to your father's house.

5- WHEN YOU DO HIV TEST

This one rocks! In fact, some end up not going to check or collect their result. You will be like "Oh! What if is positive?" Fear will grip you like die...

6- WHEN YOU WANT TO CHECK YOUR WAEC RESULT
Students will testify to this. When you go to cyber cafe or even with your smart phone. After filling all the information and "summit" is the only button left for you to click. Hmmmm! You will become unstable. Your legs and heart will be playing D bang beat. Some students will start prayer instantly. It will take five to ten minutes before they will click "summit". Fear bad oooo. But whether you play or pray shey dem don mark am finish?

7- WHEN ONE PROPHET SAYS HE SAW CUFFIN ON YOUR HEAD

This is when some people will go crazy about going to church, praying fire, fire, fire, fire .... This type of fear will make you go crazy about everything. You will not receive or make calls to the village anymore. Lol...

8 - 10 loading ....... Let me go and watch Zee world.
EducationRe: Pls Which Course Can I Study With This Result by jammyrock(m): 4:51pm On Jul 09, 2016
Mrluv:
pls which course can i study with this result
My dear the only course u can study with this is called "CONNECTION". Don't just worry yourself.
Christianity EtcRe: Who Created Darkness? by jammyrock(op): 12:01pm On Jul 09, 2016
badthinds:
Another Question Pls.

grin Something cannot be kept in nothing right?...if yes, who created the space where God kept Earth, Mars, etc? huh grin
Toh! Ask them oooo
Christianity EtcRe: Who Created Darkness? by jammyrock(op): 7:18am On Jul 09, 2016
badthinds:

Didn't God [meet] void according to the creation story?
Then who created void?
Christianity EtcRe: Who Created Darkness? by jammyrock(op): 11:52pm On Jul 08, 2016
When you remove your finger from a jerrycan and find out you have an oil stain on your finger, does it mean nobody must have use that jerrycan for oil?
Christianity EtcRe: Who Created Darkness? by jammyrock(op): 11:44pm On Jul 08, 2016
Maamin:
Isaiah 45: 5-7 .
[5] I am the Lord, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me:
[6] That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the Lord , and there is none else.
[7] I form the light, and [size=14pt]create darkness[/size]: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things
Go and read your bible very well. From the account of creation, darkness was not created.

We only see there that darkness covered the whole earth.
Christianity EtcRe: Who Created Darkness? by jammyrock(op): 11:24pm On Jul 08, 2016
[quote author=honourhim post=47348580]Read your bible well.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
.

God first created the heaven and the earth. Then the earth he created was covered with darkness and he pronounced light.

Darkness wasn't there before the earth was created as you want us to believe.


From where did darkness came from attached to the earth?
Christianity EtcWho Created Darkness? by jammyrock(op): 7:13pm On Jul 08, 2016
From the account of creation, the bible tells us that "darkness filled the earth".

That is to say that everywhere was dark. Then God started his creation. Now, this is my question; who created darkness?

Polite response please.....
Jokes EtcMC For All Occasions @10k Only by jammyrock(op): 9:40am On Jul 08, 2016
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Science/TechnologyRe: Isa Creates Bicycle Chain Charger In Bida, Niger: Dangerous Or Innovative? by jammyrock(m): 6:24pm On Jul 04, 2016
Tcheewww! I did this thing back in 2009. We were using to charge fones for 100 naira then. Its not new na
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BusinessRe: How To Get Financial Help From Nigerian Philanthropist by jammyrock(op): 10:01pm On Jun 30, 2016
Perfecttouch:
those that will give the financial aide or give you money, they are your family members abi? If all you listed are true,why do you need to sell manual for 4k? So those people's contacts are inside your manual? And when one purchase the manual, automatically you are connected to those people shey?
.

It is not mandatory. It's only for people who know what they want!
BusinessHow To Get Financial Help From Nigerian Philanthropist by jammyrock(op):
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ComputersWhy Can't I Find My File(s) After Saving It With "CON"? by jammyrock(op): 8:20pm On Jun 30, 2016
I don't know if any of you have witnessed this, but I think it's a big mistake by Bill Gate and other computer inventors. You can never find the location of any file save with CON in your PC.

My questions are, what is CON? Is it a word or an acronym? Why couldn't Bill Gate and Microsoft solve this? Should we expect that it will be resolved in the future?

Try saving a file in your computer with the name CON and see what happens.
RomanceRe: My Sperm Has Finish O by jammyrock(m): 8:22pm On Jun 22, 2016
Hmmmmmm!

FamilyRe: Woman Kept Her Baby In A Bag While Shopping by jammyrock(m): 9:58am On Jun 07, 2016
;DIT MEANS SHE BOUGHT THE BABY TOO
PoliticsRe: Atiku And Ezekwesili At The Launch Of The Book "We Are Biafrans" by jammyrock(m): 10:45pm On May 31, 2016
Eeeehhh! But why atiku na?
CultureWhich Tribe Has The Highest Population On Nairaland? by jammyrock(op): 2:18pm On May 19, 2016
Hi pals, am kinda wondering the tribe that has the highest people or population on Nairaland.

Which among these three major tribes

IBO

HAUSA

YORUBA

No insult please!
AdvertsRe: In Need Of An Honest Taxi Driver by jammyrock(m): 10:01pm On Apr 27, 2016
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Am expecting your call.
RomanceRe: What Does She Mean When She Says "You Are Not Serious"? by jammyrock(op): 11:37pm On Apr 25, 2016
Khd95:
Do u realy want to knowgringrin
Yah! I do!
RomanceWhat Does She Mean When She Says "You Are Not Serious"? by jammyrock(op): 6:06pm On Apr 25, 2016
Girls these days have gone wild with this response "You are not serious". The annoying part is that they say it when you (boy) are damn serious.

I keep wondering where the hell they got that from.

Please girls or even guys, if you know what they mean when they say so, pls share it.

No insult please!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Catholic Church Bans ‘provocative’ Dresses. See Approved And Unapproved Dresses by jammyrock(m): 6:00pm On Apr 25, 2016
bokohaman:
All these Catholic priests aren't even sure of their salvation. One of the true test of one's salvation is to get locked up in a room with a stark naked woman and u still stood your ground without falling....
What does your comment has to do with the post?

Punk!
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RomanceRe: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by jammyrock(op): 10:28am On Mar 02, 2016
HateU2:
My bro, I no be SU. Sex is very very important in marriage, how will I cope with this? This will definitely break our home bcox now that I yam free to fvck anyhow, I can't even njoy it undecided. Laye ooo. I gats to check b4 taking home
U no dey go church nee?
RomanceRe: Share Ur Problems Here And Receive Ideas To Solving Them by jammyrock(op): 10:13am On Mar 02, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
QUEENVALERIE IS MY PROBLEM
Whatsapp pls
RomanceRe: Share Ur Problems Here And Receive Ideas To Solving Them by jammyrock(op): 10:06am On Mar 02, 2016
vizkiz:
how can I get to furck otedola's daughter? Waiting for a solution to that problem angry
Let's solve that on whatsapp guy
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by jammyrock(op): 10:04am On Mar 02, 2016
Omavik:
No sex, yes.


But touchery is allowed...



So there's absolutely no way I'm going to end up married to a guy with a dot-sized d.ick,,without being aware b4 marriage.....



So not possible...
Touching? That's not a sure way na!

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