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Good day friends, and happy weekend.

I share the pain of some people who deliberately or indeliberately break up with their better half. Whether it was deliberate or not, at some point when you remember your past with him/her, you'd wish he/she comes back.

I bring you 5 sure ways you can make him/her rush back...lol. Funny but real. You know we are all humans, so to every funny things, we react to it. Below are the 5 tools to make him/her come back. Enjoy!

1) Go Out Classy:

When I said adios to my ex, there was absolutely NO derogatory language. Sure, I was upset and angry (and I made damn well that he knew that), but I also kept it PG-13 rated. Why? Well, for one, the minute you start throwing F-bombs all over the place (no matter if it’s in your regular vocabulary), it diminishes the effect of what you’re really trying to get across. Trust me, he’ll think better of you if you keep it clean.

2) De-friend Him on Facebook and Twitter:

Yes, it might seem harsh (especially if your ex doesn’t make a big deal out of social networking sites), but it’s even worse having to see whom he’s friends with now, or what his plans were last Saturday night. As for me, I not only de-friended my so-called ex, but I blocked him as well. We had so many mutual friends that even seeing him comment on their photos and statuses were enough to make me think about him way more than I wanted to (and trust me, I already was — a lot). Plus, the benefit of him not seeing you on his Facebook feed is that he’s going to wonder about you way more than if he had a portal into your everyday life.

3) Don’t Ask About Him/her:

I did my best to remain friends with my ex’s friends, and I don’t think it could have happened unless they were so adamant that I stay in their lives. But it mainly worked because I didn’t ask about my ex, and I made sure they didn’t talk to me about him. It was too painful to hear about what he was up to, and it also ensured that I was friends with those guys because I truly enjoyed their company, and not because they could fill me in on all the dirt.

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Good day naijarians..lol.. If you are truly in Nigeria or if you are a Nigerian, you probably must have had or seen someone suffered from one of these type of Fear. You know they say that faith is the believe of things not seen. Also fear is the running away from dangers not seen..lol..

Ok, let's get down to some of these Fears.

1- YOU WILL SEE

This normally comes when there is a dispute or fight between two people. And one says "You will see", the other opponent will definitely have the fear that his/her opponent will go extra mile in dealing with him/her. Though sometimes in Nigeria, it doesn't stop there. That person must really see oooo ..lol.

2- WHEN YOUR GUY/GIRL USES YOUR PHONE

Most flirts(guys and girls) will relate to this one.
When your boyfriend/girlfriend takes your phone and you have an implicating message(s) in your phone. Probably, from another guy/girl. Heheheheh! You know how your heart beat increases like gba.gba.gba.gba.gba...

3- WHEN YOUR BB IS DUE TO BE FLASHED

BlackBerry users will know what am talking about. When your BlackBerry operating system fails and it displays error code on white screen like "error 9654- reset".
Now the fear comes when you remember that you will lose all your contacts saved in the device. But you just have to go flash it. Some will wish they had magic to reverse the error. Lol...

4- MEET ME IN THIS HOUSE TODAY

If you were or are an "Ajekpako" you will surely remember this comment from your mum or dad. The fear of going home meeeeennn! Is huge. That's when you will begin to construct different roads to your father's house.

5- WHEN YOU DO HIV TEST

This one rocks! In fact, some end up not going to check or collect their result. You will be like "Oh! What if is positive?" Fear will grip you like die...

6- WHEN YOU WANT TO CHECK YOUR WAEC RESULT
Students will testify to this. When you go to cyber cafe or even with your smart phone. After filling all the information and "summit" is the only button left for you to click. Hmmmm! You will become unstable. Your legs and heart will be playing D bang beat. Some students will start prayer instantly. It will take five to ten minutes before they will click "summit". Fear bad oooo. But whether you play or pray shey dem don mark am finish?

7- WHEN ONE PROPHET SAYS HE SAW CUFFIN ON YOUR HEAD

This is when some people will go crazy about going to church, praying fire, fire, fire, fire .... This type of fear will make you go crazy about everything. You will not receive or make calls to the village anymore. Lol...

8 - 10 loading ....... Let me go and watch Zee world.

Mrluv:
pls which course can i study with this result

My dear the only course u can study with this is called "CONNECTION". Don't just worry yourself.

badthinds:
Another Question Pls.

Something cannot be kept in nothing right?...if yes, who created the space where God kept Earth, Mars, etc?

Toh! Ask them oooo

badthinds:

Didn't God [meet] void according to the creation story?

Then who created void?

When you remove your finger from a jerrycan and find out you have an oil stain on your finger, does it mean nobody must have use that jerrycan for oil?

Maamin:
Isaiah 45: 5-7 .
[5] I am the Lord, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me:
[6] That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the Lord , and there is none else.
[7] I form the light, and [size=14pt]create darkness[/size]: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things

Go and read your bible very well. From the account of creation, darkness was not created.

We only see there that darkness covered the whole earth.

[quote author=honourhim post=47348580]Read your bible well.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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God first created the heaven and the earth. Then the earth he created was covered with darkness and he pronounced light.

Darkness wasn't there before the earth was created as you want us to believe.


From where did darkness came from attached to the earth?

From the account of creation, the bible tells us that "darkness filled the earth".

That is to say that everywhere was dark. Then God started his creation. Now, this is my question; who created darkness?

Polite response please.....

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I don't know if any of you have witnessed this, but I think it's a big mistake by Bill Gate and other computer inventors. You can never find the location of any file save with CON in your PC.

My questions are, what is CON? Is it a word or an acronym? Why couldn't Bill Gate and Microsoft solve this? Should we expect that it will be resolved in the future?

Try saving a file in your computer with the name CON and see what happens.

Hmmmmmm!

;DIT MEANS SHE BOUGHT THE BABY TOO

Eeeehhh! But why atiku na?

Hi pals, am kinda wondering the tribe that has the highest people or population on Nairaland.

Which among these three major tribes

IBO

HAUSA

YORUBA

No insult please!

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Khd95:
Do u realy want to know

Yah! I do!

Girls these days have gone wild with this response "You are not serious". The annoying part is that they say it when you (boy) are damn serious.

I keep wondering where the hell they got that from.

Please girls or even guys, if you know what they mean when they say so, pls share it.

No insult please!!!

bokohaman:
All these Catholic priests aren't even sure of their salvation. One of the true test of one's salvation is to get locked up in a room with a stark naked woman and u still stood your ground without falling....

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HateU2:
My bro, I no be SU. Sex is very very important in marriage, how will I cope with this? This will definitely break our home bcox now that I yam free to fvck anyhow, I can't even njoy it . Laye ooo. I gats to check b4 taking home

U no dey go church nee?

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