₦airaland Forum

top_kin:
Even with all the corrections so people have decided not to change

change ke? did u not read thru the original poster's English too. is "learned" an english word? and that is just one word i will bring out from some others remove the plank from ya eye first o!

well, i guess the guy was too shocked when he received the first slap. She ended up apologising later sha, but she still insists she was not wrong. She is still dating the guy and watching him with a hawk eye. i tire o.

yoruba wetin? na lag u dey so?

A story i heard from a friend that has caused much arguement between us. Well she said there was this guy she liked, after playing a little hard to get, she decided to go to lunch with him. She said she put almost all her time and money into the first date. Wanted to look good for him.
Well in the slightly crowded restaurant, he just kept scoping everything in skirt to her annoyance, she just got up and slapped him two on both cheeks
Well, wot i want to know is: was the slap justified? Haba!

touche:
Rule No. 1:

Real players never kiss and tell.

abi o. i will add my own there sef. REAL MEN NEVER kiss and tell

u are right. But not feeling any bias about someone else's success will lead u faster to urs, dnt u think? besides, we dnt know how he got the post .

ok. it is a common thing to see someone in the molue bus trying to sell one drug or the other to passengers, most times, while the bus moves. Most of these drugs are indeginously produced.

Amajiris (street beggers and street urchins) have always been a problem in the northern part. The people suffer a particular short coming : Laziness (as i ve witnessed in my short stay in the north)

@jintu
iyen emi ? anyway, come and let me take u through the intrigues of molue riding

if u know u r matured enuff to keep an office romance, approach the girl and know her stand. Shikena. If she is not interested, abeg, pls dnt pressure her. Just look for ur babe else where.

@poster
stop making noise jo A man with dignity wont try this rubbish u are shouting about

eeyah. see d small boy o. i am impressed. Everybody wey dey shout here don reach commisioner status? whether by hook or crook? make God bless me too sef o (Amen).

party na by force? tell the woman to do woteva she wants. U and ur wife dnt ve to be present. As far as she is footing the bill

@ifyalways
dnt mind jintu, he actually uses one . But on a more serious note, u guys are right. Nigerians beleive that going to the hospital to treat a common cold is expensive, whereas, i ve found out that one might not even need to pay much. Those roadside killer drugs are even more menacing than ever. Our chemists cant be trusted. NAFDAC is trying, but how far are they going in this route of enlightenment?

well cnt think of any . .  .  . just the normal stuff. i am seen talking to a guy and i am  automatically dating him. nuttin bad. nuttin i didnt laff ova.

TOYOSI20:
ROFLMFAO, . . . ,  . . . . . . . . . . .

I can't laffu. . . . . . . ,  . . . . . . . .   . . . .

There is most definitely a fine line between alcoholism drug addiction.

lol.  that is a fine way to put it.

jintujinta:
Hmm, u mean fine babe like you still dey enter molue? I thought you were a taxi, baby. Anyway, when next i take you out, we wont take a taxi o. We will enter molue.

Ify, why did you ever try it ? Was it to know if it works or not? Hmmm, don't be caught there again o.

Aha! i still prefer molue to that kabukabu (did u say taxi?) u hired the last time.

i will

onyeka_ng:
YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN OH!

abi.

English and maths are the core subjects u must ve to enter skool, as i remember sha. maybe u can enter wit english as an awaiting result then go back and write another one

abi . u shld ve seen how one woman was extolling the virtues of one powder substance like that to be taken wit small stout three times a day for increased strenght the powder substance sef . . . . and pple were rushing it

@poster
abeg, dnt mk thesame mistake some pple are making. Even if she has got nuttin going wit these guys, they will still send a txt lyk that. Afterall, she is a girl, she is bound to ve admirers. The only thing u can do is find out if she truly loves u and try to hold on to her, instead of giving her reasons to pull away from u by frequent suspicious comments and nagging or going into bouts of jealous rage

u people shld stop buying drugs from molue o. haba!
How potent are they sef?

o ga o. what has profile pix got to do wit anything anyway?

my grandma. i lost her last month. It could have been a glorious exit but for the pain she had to go through before her death . May her gentle and loving soul rest in perfect peace. I am going to light a million candles for her

paleksman:
ten ten with the gals

na from small? lol

played ten ten
X and O
Hide and seek
tinko tinko
suwe. (who remembers that one?)
hangman(to help my vocabulary)
Truth or dare

xala

granted the guy is a low life jerk, but d fact still remains that he is the father of her child. i think she should let him see the baby, if nuttin else.

no
is ur boss grouchy?

varsity blues