₦airaland Forum

@ 4him
Justifying the robbers wont get u anywhere. Arguing is pointless. Just admit it, u r wrong. God cannot be mocked and no one can pour disdain on His house ,like those robbers did and get away with it.What honor is there for a thief and a murderer? Please stop encouraging murder and theft, i ve read enough blood curdling stories lately about robberies and victims of robberies. It is not right.

4Him:
by who? Who gave u power over life and death?

The tongue has power over life and death. prov 18:21.

he says he repects his mom and babe. i wonder if he respects his babe's mother

nyabinghi:
naija babes and lies. I want to put it to you girls that half of you wear indecent clothes to work, place of worship, schools at al. Indecent dressing is something we have come to live with because it can't be stopped. when fashola was dealing with indecently dressed b.i.t.c.h.e.s the whole of lagos cried wolf. Also i need not respcet other women as long as i respect my momma and babe. Nuff said.

and they will say janami has come again o. look at this human being's post? God! so fashola was right in rounding off women putting on trousers and T shirts abi? and what gives him the audacity to do that?

nyabinghi:
indecently dressed b.i.t.c.h.e.s

why be disrespectful?

i dnt see much pix on nl o. but maybe we can judge by their posts?

chai! una wicked o. u eat me, cut me, stomp on me wetin i do una na?

this guy does not sound serious to me. u deserve beta

kai. fine boy like u? how come u r short of val dates n searching for one on nairaland of all places? Tell the truth o, wetin do u?

josh josh. i applaud everything u have said . u have taken the words out of my mouth. it smtimes tires me to see some ignorant pple just yapping . i am a covenant university graduate and i know how badly the community needs banks. but some pple who claim to be grads are saying that we dont need banks in the skool environs. i dnt even think they have been to any tertiary institution yet. which institution doesnt have a bank?

The last time smtg like dis happened in canaanland, the thieves did not go scotfree. i dnt think they will do thesame this time. They are trying God. I notice that anytime papa curses, e dey always catch the person. I dey await results o. But before the curse catch them, mk them parade them well well. Except they become repentant sha.

because the proper pattern of an introduction goes thus: my name is okanlawon. i am an accountant from okitipupa. you? abi, no be so?

dnt beleive in it but i can tell u my worst ever. i was having this stats paper to write. something abt reporting financial stats on dt day. one wld think the lecturer will show some love abi? that lecturer fit kill person with twisted questions. i came out of the exam room sweating and boning, walahi!. val - wetin? when i saw a beautiful "" at the beginning of the next semster, i was so happy. i don scale through this man course o. couldnt say thesame for my coursemates though. many had carry overs.

u dnt want to know dear. dnt even try thinking abt it

_{shake head} o ma se o _{shakes head again} (cantarpart) he needs to go and appease the English deity

olrotimi:
am laughing in french

;DGod give me the grace not to remember this comment during a very important interview.

hmmmm

dear poster, pilots are like sailors. U just ve to get used to their absence. You learn that what they do out there is not ur business. When he even gains experience he becomes more absent. Good pilots are few out there. They can never change ,unless they retire or go out of work. Basically, they love to live like bachelors even when they are married.

Yanga Rat:
My comment be say you no get work to face, otherwise you for no come dey post picture when no get meaning. Mumu

that was harsh.
@poster
with our leaders, we can only keep guessing

Red, for ur girl. The color of blazing passion

my house o

@poster
did u buy the jobsearch scratch card? it is a recruitment company and the aptitude test u are going to write is going to determine your eligibility in companies that will view ur credentials on their (jobsearch's) database. i am in lag, so i am going. i did not go for the the first one they sent to me, but i will go this time. i bought the scratch card and my money cannot go like that o

yeah. someone else can serve for u, but not in camp. for that 3 weeks, dem go catch u o. we are talking millitary here. But ofcourse, the rest of the year is different. just get someone to do it for you. As for aba duplicates, there are so many pple who went that way and have been paraded on tv. i felt pity for them o. even one of our governors was dragged to court for it. the consequences is not too good. but me, i enjoyed service sha o

@osisi
discharge certificate is very mandatory now in nigeria, except u are working for a relative or urself, then u need to have a discharge certificate to work on the graduate level in nigeria now, whether public or private. i went to zamfara for service. I found the place very peaceful, especially the local govt i served in. It was ok. Though in the beginning i felt misplaced. i took only eva water in camp and didnt even touch the camp food. Ate only rice and indomie for fear of my stomach, but after camp, i enjoyed zm enough

it is possible. i know some girls pregnant and in my camp. one didnt even know she was even pregnant sef. u just go for the three weeks stuff and then redeploy to the state u stay. No one cares weda u give birth to ur child in ur place of primary assignment or ur house. the trick is just taking care of urself and the baby. It is not all camps that screen u. mine didnt.

na valentine make their eye catch the topic o.
Anyway, me i love teddy bears. I dont drag them with me everywhere i go, i cant explain it, but i love them. Maybe becos they are cute. i have one and my friends keep calling it chucky. sometimes they hang it on the clothes wire by its ears so that i cant reach it.

When you ask me "why did the chicken cross the road?" am i supposed to laugh? now tell me down to earth naija jokes that can send my ribs cracking

Emad:
with or without Make up na Jerry Amilo carry this one

lol. i like his carriage sha

segunpc:
JANAMI u know say make up dey hide some uglyness but some ugly dey wey even angels admit say chei,

so i dey say ugly with and without make up.

. lol. ok, Azeezat

Eldee, we are talking pretty here, not dress sense o and bouqui is supposed to be a gospel artist

almond joy and ritch kai . just humor the ladies na. lol

bouqui is prettier. Try puttin sasha in the clothes and makeup bouqui uses. bouqui is simple and pretty. sasha uses all the works. make up, provocative clothes, bla bla bla

this question is hard o. is it wowo without makeup and designer wears or wowo with make up and designer wears becos seeing most of these our celebs in real life ehn------