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Politics / Re: You Have No Power To Summon Me, Sagay Tells Senate by janefarms2015: 5:28pm On Mar 29, 2017
intruxive:
tell your paymaster sarathief, he is not the president of nigeria and therefor cannot CRIPPLE the country. They can only make noise, they cannot execute a single shii

Gbagam!

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Politics / Re: You Have No Power To Summon Me, Sagay Tells Senate by janefarms2015: 4:43pm On Mar 29, 2017
pauljumbo:


that does not mean he will insults an arm of government

He did not insult any one,and if you term his comments as insultive he has a defence in fair comment and justification, the senate you people voted for and are slowing down the fight against corruption as most of them are corrupt should be blamed for bringing themselves down

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Politics / Re: You Have No Power To Summon Me, Sagay Tells Senate by janefarms2015: 4:17pm On Mar 29, 2017
pauljumbo:
insubordination will crush this government

imagine ordinary office clerk saying board of directors can not summon him

let's attack the individual and respect the institution

Who is ordinary office clerk? Do you know the position he occupies? Do you know this erudite professor's records and antecedents? No lawyer or any honest Nigerian who is matured enough in age and intellect will not respect this man's view on issues of national development

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Celebrities / Re: Freeze Househelp Wastes His N150k Wine As He Cries Out (Photo) by janefarms2015: 9:37am On Mar 28, 2017
Whos OAP FREEZE? I NEVER HEAR DS NAME BEFORE, NAWA O, AND THIS MADE FRONT PAGE?
Family / Re: gsujs gd I'm s victim by janefarms2015: 7:04pm On Mar 27, 2017
SirWere:


Just kuku condense all this gun-shots and aim it at the girl when she's sleeping.

Laughing in 3D, siwerey, u no gbadun ooo!!!!!








The offical medical report will state "Unknown cause of death. Died while sleeping" undecided undecided
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Welcomes French Ambassador To His Ikoyi Residence In Lagos. Photos by janefarms2015: 11:33am On Mar 23, 2017
Day11:


Gulder ke?

You nor get Goldberg? kiss



Goldberg dey, where u dey, I guess lagos? If yes pm me make we see bro
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Welcomes French Ambassador To His Ikoyi Residence In Lagos. Photos by janefarms2015: 10:33pm On Mar 22, 2017
Day11:
Jagaban nii baba!

Olori-Oko Kafaaata
One man ARMY!
Ekun Oko Oluremi
Oracle Of Yoruba Nation
Ijaya Gbogbo Politician
The Destroyer of PDP
Batman of the whole Africa
Asiwaju of Nigeria


Long may you Reign Baba Agbalagba!


Anything for your boi Baba? undecided





Ore mi, 12 bottles of gulder for you, eni mo oko, eni ko ko mo, ekun oko gbogbo oloselu Africa, Jagaban forever!

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Business / Re: How Kerosene Stove Wool Are Produced (Photos) by janefarms2015: 10:36am On Mar 12, 2017
OgatheTop:
Afonjas wont be happy.

Devil punish Buhari.

Why are some people like u like tribalism? What do u tend to gain by cursing someone old enough to be ur father or even grandfather? Its high time seun brings end to all these stupid nd childish comments or else Nairaland will soon fade out

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Travel / Re: God Is Good Bus Somersaults In Enugu With Passengers Inside (Photos) by janefarms2015: 10:15pm On Mar 10, 2017
jloga:
God have mercy

GOG transports, whats d problem? Few days ago, ur luxury bus enter river, just yesterday I saw another luxury bus purportedly belongs to u got burnt alon benin ore expressway, innocent passangers demand explanations and corrections
Family / Re: Nairalanders Please Help Me Out by janefarms2015: 6:55pm On Mar 07, 2017
finalboss:
angry just scared of scammers ,imagine how that dude explained him self yesterday , i was touched, meanwhile he was lying

Thanks my brother for all your assistances, dont give henceforth till stories verified
Family / Re: Nairalanders Please Help Me Out by janefarms2015: 6:52pm On Mar 07, 2017
LAFO:
Sorry sis.



Finalboss help if you can.



My own case no reach this point

Why only finalboss? Do you want to kill this man? Lets set up appeal fund for people in need and raise a committee to verify each case, im ready to contribute my quota to help the those who are in needs
Politics / Re: Buhari's Return Put Off Again As Doctors Refuse To Give Clean Bill Of Health by janefarms2015: 11:00pm On Mar 06, 2017
No matter what, why do some people wish PMB dead? Na wa for Nigerians oo, most of us hate d truth, Long life for our President
Education / Re: KWASU Is The First University To Be Accredited With Aeronautical Engineering by janefarms2015: 12:08pm On Feb 27, 2017
Vice chancellor/ Chief Executive
Family / Re: Have I Damaged My Manhood by janefarms2015: 11:44pm On Feb 26, 2017
crackhaus:

Yep, you're dying. cry

My brother, u wan make ds man commit suicide? Abeg stop ds joke I dey laugh too much oo, kilode?
Family / Re: Meticulous Till Death: Gani Fawehinmi's Will by janefarms2015: 11:03pm On Feb 26, 2017
baby124:
I almost cried reading this. Very fair will and he really made accommodations for his disabled child, disabled sister and other sisters. He obviously also loved his mother so much. He Even willed to the child of his dead sister. Wow. A very generous, thoughtful and fair person. RIP to him. The children and wives will even be afraid to contest the will with the serious warning he gave there.

He also made sure no useless child will sell their mother's house while the mother is alive or start forming man of the house. Hahahahaha.

My dear, I cried not almost, this the greatest man ever lived in Nigeria, he stood against all injustice, infact im still crying, sleep well CHiEF!

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Family / Re: Meticulous Till Death: Gani Fawehinmi's Will by janefarms2015: 10:54pm On Feb 26, 2017
Im surprised why this has not been moved to front page, I blv if we have lawyers as moderators on this section, this wonderful write up should hv been in front page, @ OP kudos to you, theres a yoruba proverb that says " TI ABA PE ORI AKONI, AOFI IDA A ILE NI EMETA" literally meaning, if we call the name of a great warrior, we will shoot in the air 3 times, my role model, CHIEF GANIYU OYESOLA FAWEHINMI, (SAM, SAN, LLD) REST IN PEACE! We miss you!
Business / Re: Should I Close My Gas Refilling Business by janefarms2015: 5:09pm On Feb 24, 2017
Dont close it down, be more innovative, introduce home delivery services, reduce your price with a few naira, print and distribute handbills indicating the home delivery services, I wish you success
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help! Help! Help! by janefarms2015: 12:19pm On Feb 09, 2017
Eddodoh:

I am available for the offer. Please, consider me.

Drop ur phone number and location
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help! Help! Help! by janefarms2015: 11:55am On Feb 09, 2017
Talasuma:


Hey man, don't dare insult me again if you don't wanna be an slowpoke for the rest of your life

I was about to call u to give you a good offer in a farm in lagos, but your mouth is too sharp, and you are insultive, good luck
Family / Re: See The Creative Way This Mother Strapped In Her Child While She Cooked (Pic) by janefarms2015: 9:31pm On Feb 01, 2017
LordHiffy:

Pls help me explain to him the difference between creativity and foolishness.
I want to belive he didnt make those comments
Family / Re: See The Creative Way This Mother Strapped In Her Child While She Cooked (Pic) by janefarms2015: 5:53pm On Feb 01, 2017
[quote author=Acidosis post=53321482]


Does location or position prevents one from danger?

Apart from the womb, any other place is dangerous, be it, back, front, head, or anywhere else.

The problem is that we are too rigid and trained into believing that the old ways are the right ways. Placing a baby at the back is even more dangerous in my own view. First, the mother doesn't have extra eyes at the back of her heads to watch her baby. That alone is the most clueless thing about that practice.

Let's all be open to change; critical, innovative and positive change though![/quote


My brother, im dissapointed with this your comment, I hv greater respect for you, research shows babies strapped at their mother' s back are healthier and besides someone is cooking and place her baby down here, what hot oil or water splashed on her, this is not creativity but foolishness of the highest order

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Family / Re: Do I Say My Father Is Heartless Or Lazy? Read by janefarms2015: 10:18am On Jan 09, 2017
GoldenJAT:
i still pray 4u...that some certain life realites shouldnt come ur way!u will do worst.i rememba d Bible said...a child shud respect d parents so their days would be long...and dt same Bible also made reference 2 parents about provoking their children 2 anger!d problem with dudes like u is dt u feel u know it all...when advising some1.....try and be much more realistic.and kid....where has d Africa culture taken u 2??go father children and fail 2 tkia of them.then come bk and yarn this rubbish.


Its you thats talking rubbish, as a lawyer, its unfair not to hear from d other party before concluding on an issue, im too big n matured to trade words wt u, continue insulting people, I pray you have manners, bye
Family / Re: Do I Say My Father Is Heartless Or Lazy? Read by janefarms2015: 9:05am On Jan 09, 2017
GoldenJAT:
just pray u aint confronted with some sad realities of life....u probably do worst.LEARN.
Im not a kid here for you to tell me to Learn, learn what? You need to learn nd grow up, im of her father' s age and not a kid like two of you, no matter what must someone come openly nd insult his or her father? Wither d african culture? I hate responding to indomie generation kids prowling on nairaland
Family / Re: Do I Say My Father Is Heartless Or Lazy? Read by janefarms2015: 5:15pm On Jan 07, 2017
Op seems to be rude and uncouthed, how can you just come here to condem ur dad openly? The poor man has mo opportunity to defend himself, you are insulting people here giving you very good advice, u consistently ignore a thread you are supposed to respond to as per your boyfriend, you must learn to respect people' s opinions and stop being rude, OND is enough for you to get a job and go for part time degree programme instead of HND that most employers discriminate upon, learn manners wen dealing wt people
Romance / Re: A Woman Killed Her Husband because Of Xmas Rice by janefarms2015: 12:28pm On Dec 27, 2016
Escabado:


Listen if you know that useless bastardd better warn him to stay off from my page . I didn't post the news for him

You shouldnt hv started the insult, haba level of maturity needed to be displayed, this is a public forum. What do we gain from insulting each other when we have many productive things to do?
Religion / Re: Jesus Christ Walking On Water! The Scientific Perspective by janefarms2015: 11:01pm On Dec 23, 2016
Buyeradvertcom:

Jesus walking on water is accounted in three of the four New Testament Gospels. One account can be found in Matthew 14:22-23 and two more accounts in John 6:16-21 and Mark 6:45-52.

Without any disrespect to religion and faith, a miracle may not be needed to walk on water. This is possible by making sure you walk on a Non-Newtonian fluid, which is well-known for its viscosity that varies depending on how much stress was applied. In layman’s term, viscosity is simply the thickness of a fluid.

A non-Newtonian fluid behaves according to the forces acted on it. It will behave either as a solid or as a liquid depending on the amount of force you apply to it. These fascinating fluids make physics extra exciting to learn and can give light to issues we would otherwise describe as mysterious.

The most common non-Newtonian fluid is cornstarch-water mixture. If a bowl is filled with this mixture and you punch it, your hand will not go into the mixture; but if you place your hand into it ever slowly, your hand can penetrate without difficulty. It is often used in Science experiments by students from different schools.

One example was the experiment done by the students from Arthurs Middle School in Trenton, Michigan. The combined efforts of students, teachers and parents allowed them to make a pool where they mixed about 1,000 pounds of cornstarch with water. Once done, the children ran, danced, jumped and turned on the prepared mixture.

The cornstarch-water non-Newtonian fluid was so famous that it even got featured on the Ellen DeGeneres show by Steve Spangler. They prepared a small pool containing the mixture. A woman from the audience tried to run over the mixture and amazingly, she did not sink. She actually ran several times across the mixture without sinking.

If you are going to attempt this, rather than walking slowly, walk briskly on the cornstarch-water mixture so you can walk on water too.

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Go to the nearest sea 2mao n experiment it
Health / Re: My Sister Died Of Menstrual Pain by janefarms2015: 10:57pm On Dec 23, 2016
I will strongly advise autopsy should be carried out, though she wont be back but the results can prevent future occurences in other women, pls take heart, accept my condolences and try to condole her husband too. Its well my dear, we shall all die, but we pray for old age!
Family / Re: My Wife Used New Car To Sow Seed To Her Pastor – Husband by janefarms2015: 10:42pm On Dec 21, 2016
MMM, I AGREE IS BETTER THAN MOST NIGERIAN CHURCHES

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Business / 25% Discount On Our Mobile Fish Pond Tarpauline ( PICTURES) by janefarms2015: 11:15pm On Nov 18, 2016
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