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Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Buys $4.5m House (Pictures) by janetakan(f): 10:15am On Dec 28, 2021
AbijaJ:
The house isn't worth the price tag abeg. But more importantly, Kanye should quit acting like a simp and stalking his ex wife. He should go and sample more free punanis if that's what it'll take to get over her and move on.

Because of the state and the area, it is totally worth it.

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Politics / Re: Niger Delta Militants, Oil Prices Affected My Performance: Buhari by janetakan(f): 9:48am On Dec 24, 2021
See this absolute clown!
Foreign Affairs / Re: DJK, U.S. Diplomat Arrested In Turkey For Forging Passport by janetakan(f): 8:03pm On Dec 22, 2021
NLandIsHypocrit:
America has been reduced to almost nothing under forbidden administration. Did anything like this happen during Trump without consequences? America is like Nigeria now but on a different and higher level.

Keep fooling yourself.

Go and try them then if your liver reach.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Will You Change, If You Could Turn The Hands Of Time? by janetakan(f): 5:13pm On Dec 13, 2021
If I could turn the hands of time, I would go back in time and fight to keep my mother alive. My world changed since she died and I miss her every day.

I miss her badly.

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Education / Re: Sylvester Oromoni: Video Of Dowen College Student In Pains Before He Died by janetakan(f): 1:27pm On Dec 03, 2021
Those bullies made him drink acid.

Jesus! I'm in tears

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Boma: "Buhari Should Pay Me Salary For Keeping Jobless Nigerians Busy" by janetakan(f): 6:50pm On Dec 02, 2021
ENIGMATIC2023:
Nigerian youths are lazy indeed and jobless myopic morons. Always online ranting

Generalizing this just shows how brainless you are. Smh! Old clown

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Boma: "Buhari Should Pay Me Salary For Keeping Jobless Nigerians Busy" by janetakan(f): 6:50pm On Dec 02, 2021
The height of stupidity!

I always knew he was brainless Sha
Foreign Affairs / Re: VLADIMIR Putin Orders US Officials To Leave Russia Immediately (Pics, Video) by janetakan(f): 10:12am On Dec 02, 2021
InoGetJoy:

People don't know that US is simply living on past glory.
Kingdoms rise and fall, and what we're witnessing is the fall of a great kingdom

What glory is your country living on?

What a clown!
Celebrities / Re: 'Go & Hustle'– Zlatan Ibile To Street Hawker Who Tried To Collect Money From Him by janetakan(f): 10:01am On Dec 02, 2021
Isn't he already working?
This zlantan has always been an insensitive clown. Smh

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Music/Radio / Re: The Top Thirty Biggest Nigerian Songs Of 2021 by janetakan(f): 3:26pm On Dec 01, 2021
And Essence is the biggest of them all.

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Politics / Re: Salamatu Gbajabiamila's ₦12M Fashion Outfits In One Picture by janetakan(f): 8:52am On Nov 30, 2021
Funny how she is still ugly.
Celebrities / Re: I Think It's Too Late For Peter And Paul psquare ( An Opinion) by janetakan(f): 11:10am On Nov 29, 2021
sammirano:
Are you normal? I was following until i saw wizkid in the post. With or without psquare, wizkid is made.

The op is obviously a clown.

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Business / Re: CCTV At Obi Cubana's Hustle & Bustle Shows How A Female Clubber Died (Video) by janetakan(f): 9:42am On Nov 28, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



This is why it is pertinent that everyone learns how to administer first aid treatments.
See how the mumu on white wasted such a precious opportunity and kicked that girl to death instead of saving her life.

If I was there, God knows I'd have taken her bra off to be able to compress her chest without any inhibitors.

Then I'd bend down and give her the best mouth-to-mouth that money can buy.

Just feeling the luscious lips of a raving lunatic mouthing over hers is enough to send electric spikes back to any feeble heart.

Besides, I read somewhere that orgasms are good for the heart but I am not thinking what you are thinking because I am only responsible for my own inordinate lust.

Someone just died and you still found a way to be disgusting about it.

It's your type that rapes dead bodies. Ewu!

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Celebrities / Re: Real Wizkid Face When Not Edited by janetakan(f): 6:10pm On Nov 17, 2021
Op, not funny at all.

Get a life.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US And Russia Enter Europe Border Battles (Pics, Video) by janetakan(f): 6:57am On Nov 14, 2021
Sleekfingers:





The USA will pay for their sins ......what happened in 9/11 will still repeat itself or even worst than that.......very soon their citizen will no longer be safe in many countries.......

If you made this comment in the US, you will be picked for questioning. Clearly, you must have plans to bomb or attack innocent people to prove your useless point.

You sit in your Cage in Africa and prophesy doom for a whole nation made up of immigrants?

Pray for the poverty attacking your family in Africa. Clown!


Imagine a Nigerian telling people Americans will suffer soon. What an absolute clown!

Compare USA to Nigeria before you open your stinking mouth or filthy hands to type on your clown made phone!
Politics / Re: Senate To Include Kogi, Bauchi, Others Among Niger Delta Commission by janetakan(f): 8:59am On Nov 11, 2021
I need to stop reading Nigerian news for my sanity. Smh!
Celebrities / Re: Blame Those That Leaked Sex Tape Not Tiwa Savage – Angel BBNaija by janetakan(f): 5:37am On Oct 20, 2021
Sometimes, it is better to just keep quiet than open your mouth and let the world know how clueless and dumb you are. Smh!


Tiwa should feel ashamed of herself. So much for being a mother.
Health / Re: Young Man Commits Suicide In Kwara (Graphic Video) by janetakan(f): 10:10pm On Oct 14, 2021
So sad!

Suicide is never truly the answer.
Religion / Re: Pastor Funke Adejumo: If You Are The Richest Among Your Friends, Leave Now by janetakan(f): 7:07pm On Oct 13, 2021
When would Nigerians realize that money isn't everything in life?

Smh for her!
Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korea Soldiers Smash Bricks & Bend Iron Rods In Combat Display (Pix, Vid) by janetakan(f): 7:05pm On Oct 13, 2021
Rubbish!

This isn't a guarantee you will win a war.
Food / Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Visitors Dont Finish The Food Served To Them? by janetakan(f): 7:04pm On Oct 13, 2021
Richy4:

I guess that some visitors remain just a little food so that it won't look like they came to your house with empty stomach...

Also they were trying to avoid kids/ the little ones telling each other on how that uncle came and finished the entire food served and would have requested for more assuming he/she was asked to take another helping..


Haha
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Developing 4,000mph Invulnerable Missile, Can Hit Anywhere In Minutes by janetakan(f): 11:11am On Oct 10, 2021
Krismas:
grin If the Americans can lie about taking a man to the moon, u better don’t believe anything else they putting out! But mumu like u will not hear! Is it not the Americans who put Buharig as president over u? grin Just so that the contract money will never cease! Do u know how much BRAIN DEAD paid Trump to be there? But here u are thinking American is the best thing that has ever happened to u. Mumu like u

Says a caveman stuck in Nigeria. Lmao!
Biko, I am not the cause of your frustration.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Developing 4,000mph Invulnerable Missile, Can Hit Anywhere In Minutes by janetakan(f): 12:52am On Oct 09, 2021
Krismas:
grin U folks are just overestimating the Americans for no reason. Some will tell u its their war budget grin na by budget? Others will tell u they are so rich grin na by so rich? Some will point to some wars America has fought in recent times grin only one or two I think they did not lose. Even after losing Afghanistan war, u people still say they did not lose! Someone actually told me its becos America is the only country with nuclear weapons! If they test weapons, cos they are always carrying out drills, u people will say oh they are so good, if it is Russia, u will say oh they are just show offs! U are all just noise makers. Let the Americans try themselves na if e sure for them. The fellow u quoted is a known liar who cud not defend those things he said wen he was called out. But since it appeals to ur sense of devotion to that useless America. U support him grin


You're one pained miserable clown though. Imagine hating and beefing the US and thinking Russia is a better country.

No wonder Buhari is your president.

CREEP!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Developing 4,000mph Invulnerable Missile, Can Hit Anywhere In Minutes by janetakan(f): 12:43am On Oct 09, 2021
Krismas:
coolWot d big deal abt G7? They just sit around wasting time, in useless meetings while people stand outside rioting against them. Thats all. Wot advantages does G7 membership bring?

Have small shame because your clueless Ness is absolutely disgusting!
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Warships Shadowed In South China Sea By Military Vessels ( Pics) by janetakan(f): 5:28pm On Oct 07, 2021
Workch:
Now the question is, what’s United States doing there?

Defending allies of course.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Rapists Hired To 'break' Inmates Inside Putin's Horror Prisons (graphic Images) by janetakan(f): 11:27pm On Oct 06, 2021
DoggoneDogg:
And some fools think US can defeat people this hardened.

Russia will flatten US & all its paperweight allies because war is about brutality whether you like it or not. These people defeated Hitler with all his wickedness one-on-one. Their women actively fought too.

I pity US.

You are stuck in Nigeria pitying the US?
Do you know how sick and mentally challenged you sound?

You should be weeping for your zoo of a country daily.

Clown!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Rapists Hired To 'break' Inmates Inside Putin's Horror Prisons (graphic Images) by janetakan(f): 11:24pm On Oct 06, 2021
Smh
Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korea Issues A Stark Warning To The UN Security Council( Pics) by janetakan(f): 6:06pm On Oct 06, 2021
timesup234:
You be small okpo looking for market to sell. You don't want none of me, your Lord and personal savior

Unlike your mother and sisters, I don't sell my body to men because I have too much pride and I know my worth.

You're truly one frustrated disgusting nonentity. Drink toilet water, I am still beautiful. smiley
Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korea Issues A Stark Warning To The UN Security Council( Pics) by janetakan(f): 2:13pm On Oct 06, 2021
Toktee:
You are confused, do you think America is Nigeria?


Your hate alone cannot destroy America.


Don't mind that pained clown.
Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korea Issues A Stark Warning To The UN Security Council( Pics) by janetakan(f): 2:10pm On Oct 06, 2021
Smh
Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korea Issues A Stark Warning To The UN Security Council( Pics) by janetakan(f): 2:08pm On Oct 06, 2021
timesup234:
Vampire America days are numbered. I thought you wanted to post about the over 75 planes China flew over the Taiwan strait this weekend. America is a paper tiger and her military myth will be exposed in Asia. Then stop spreading western propaganda, nobody is hungry in North Korea. Americans are the most hungry people on Earth. 70% of American children go hungry every night. Over 100 million American are on food stamp. The United States is an overrated shiitthole living under a bubble

Says someone who has probably never been to the US or any western country.

If cluelessness was a person...

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