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zick19:
Today is a day i can never forget in my life, can you just ask me what happened
On my way back from alagbado today, i got to amule where i'm gonna take a bike going to pako and i saw this sexy good looking babe who was about to board a bike also going to pako, this babe carry front and her backside is damn killing, then i decided to board the same bike with her, so i got to the okada man and i told him that i wanna go with him, as i was about to sit first on the bike, the lady tapped me and said i should let her sit in the middle so that i can sit at her back which i agreed to, no so long that the bike took of, we encountered a gallop which made this babe to sit on my joystick, oh my God!!! It wasn't funny at all, if i had known this would happen, i would have worn a pant instead of a boxer, i know the experienced guys knows why the pant is more better than boxer, as i was saying, the lady's ass was still on my joystick and you know what this can cause, i decided to gently shift back and removed my lovely joystick from the bondage it was but to my greatest surprise the lady also shifted to the back also which made her sat on almost the whole of my joystick and this time around, it wasn't east to remove anymore, i stylishly peeped at her face and she was smiling then i knew she was intentionally doing it, then i don't know what to do this time around, i had to take my mind off so that my joystick won't angrily rise, that is when i now started thinking about the preachings of my pastor, for God so good, i was able to control my joystick until i got to my bus stop, then i dropped, paid the okada man and l gave the lady a kind of bad look, but the lady didn't end it there, she also got down from the bike, paid the okada man and started following my way, she then came close to me and the next thing i heard was, "Guy, you carry ooo", i just looked at her, cleaned my face with an handkerchief and walked faster in a way that she couldn't meet me anymore, please if you were in my shoes at that moment, what response will you give the lady

guy u don fall hand,see free yansh nd toto....dis kind tin no dey appn fr ma syd o

Stop reminiscing over what appnd nd move on...

Fvck!!!

I love you Tonto

Go to T.B Joshua fr prayers

If ur chik aint comin bk, go fr d etisalat gal

Na so!

No fear guy

Patience is key

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*scratches head*

Nah!!
I dnt want my childrn to have eye like Segun Arinze...

Leave tha house

.

Na so!! my brotha

Nah, i wont b comfy with it sef

Nah, i wont b comfy sef

Buy big mirror fr her

Word

U no know before

Try to tell him to accept it, @ least she opened...for her to be afraid to loose him means shes deeply in love.
Marriage is nt suppose to be perfect, we all have our flaws

Its obvious she likes u, or want to hv sèx wit u

Gimme da lighta gimme da kush

I told her i hv never lied to her

Be honest with him

Hala dem

oya Wash na!!!